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Fishman15
06-18-2014, 06:08 PM
Oh what an evil seductress she is. Sure, she will lure you in with her little high in protein 1 tablespoon serving size small talk, but once she gets her claws in you...you are doomed! It's like she is having sex with your tongue over, and over, and over. Next thing you know, the 1/2 a jar of Mrs Jif Crunchy...GONE! What sort of twisted, psycho, can't gain a pound, hard gainer wannabe invented this stuff anyway?

Well, I don't know about you...but I'm done with her...never again...ever!















till next time...;)

deadwoodgregg
06-18-2014, 06:17 PM
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-25829-dogs-with-hands-eating-peanut-C3oa.gif

so-tex
06-18-2014, 06:19 PM
I go through a jar of Skippy natural a week.

frozensparky
06-18-2014, 06:26 PM
It is definitely my late night on a cut craving. I have it daily but it is so had to stop at a TBSP or 2. It is a test of will power to stop before I blow through a jar

Jtbny
06-18-2014, 06:27 PM
I make my own (1lb peanuts, 2 scoops choc cellucor whey and 2tbs coconut oil...blend...enjoy) and have to try not to eat the entire jar in one sitting....



Fat guy problems :(

poundXpound
06-18-2014, 06:30 PM
http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t340/Vintagehamiltons/Misc/Oh-boy_zpsca1ac0c7.gif

Killshot1
06-18-2014, 06:34 PM
I make my own (1lb peanuts, 2 scoops choc cellucor whey and 2tbs coconut oil...blend...enjoy) and have to try not to eat the entire jar in one sitting....



Fat guy problems :(

I make my own too, usually go 2lb a run though. Always thought about adding some proton, but I figured it would rot? PM me brah, reps will be delivered!

so-tex
06-18-2014, 06:37 PM
I make my own too, usually go 2lb a run though. Always thought about adding some proton, but I figured it would rot? PM me brah, reps will be delivered!Yeah sure I'm gonna PM ya for repz. :rolleyes:

cowboybiker
06-18-2014, 06:44 PM
Yeah sure I'm gonna PM ya for repz. :rolleyes:
Cause you only pm for nOOdz?

The only thing that keeps me from eating peanut butter is nutella

so-tex
06-18-2014, 06:49 PM
Cause you only pm for nOOdz?

The only thing that keeps me from eating peanut butter is nutellaRep me b!tch! No moar nudez. I'm tired of seeing your sagging balls.

Fishman15
06-18-2014, 06:51 PM
This just happened, it's my low(er) carb version of a peanut butter and banana sandwich

http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o714/pmcgrath15/photo_zps5540397d.jpg (http://s1339.photobucket.com/user/pmcgrath15/media/photo_zps5540397d.jpg.html)

Fishman15
06-18-2014, 06:54 PM
I make my own too, usually go 2lb a run though. Always thought about adding some proton, but I figured it would rot? PM me brah, reps will be delivered!

Please, no peanut butter secrets ITT...

cowboybiker
06-18-2014, 07:00 PM
Rep me b!tch! No moar nudez. I'm tired of seeing your sagging balls.

Dont hate bro. Yours will drop eventually. Then you'll get some bass in your voice.

DuracellBunny
06-18-2014, 07:03 PM
Dont hate bro. Yours will drop eventually. Then you'll get some ass in your voice.

Well, this thread took a turn....

Fishman15
06-18-2014, 07:04 PM
Dont hate bro. Yours will drop eventually. Then you'll get some bass in your voice.

Yes, there is nothing more enjoyable than when you sit down on the toilet and your sack is swimming...

deadwoodgregg
06-18-2014, 07:06 PM
No moar nudez. I'm tired of seeing your sagging balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxrEEpSrMB4

Cass40
06-18-2014, 07:14 PM
No moar nudez. I'm tired of seeing your sagging balls.

:eek:

Jtbny
06-18-2014, 07:29 PM
I make my own too, usually go 2lb a run though. Always thought about adding some proton, but I figured it would rot? PM me brah, reps will be delivered!

Why would dry whey powder rot mixed with peanuts and cco lol. It does just fine and taste fantastic!

so-tex
06-18-2014, 07:34 PM
Dont hate bro. Yours will drop eventually. Then you'll get some bass in your voice.So that's why I sing soprano. :eek:


Well, this thread took a turn....You must be new here. :)


Yes, there is nothing more enjoyable than when you sit down on the toilet and your sack is swimming...So far It's just my penor that has that problem.


Big difference between big balls and sagging balls. Please don't ask me how I know this.

OzChops
06-18-2014, 07:35 PM
Why would dry whey powder rot mixed with peanuts and cco lol. It does just fine and taste fantastic!

Have made his recipe.
Can testify to tastiness.

so-tex
06-18-2014, 07:37 PM
Why would dry whey powder rot mixed with peanuts and cco lol. It does just fine and taste fantastic!I love mixing whey with yogurt. Gonna have to try this.

Fishman15
06-18-2014, 07:38 PM
Why would dry whey powder rot mixed with peanuts and cco lol. It does just fine and taste fantastic!

Higher in protein and less sugar and tastes great? Will be trying...

Jtbny
06-18-2014, 07:39 PM
I love mixing whey with yogurt. Gonna have to try this.

I demand green skittles to use my recipe....




:D

kimm4
06-18-2014, 07:39 PM
Do I have to post up a pic of myself licking the PB spoon to save this thread?!

Gawd, you guys are groce...:D

so-tex
06-18-2014, 07:40 PM
I demand green skittles to use my recipe....




:DOn recharge. :(

Oceanside
06-18-2014, 07:41 PM
http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t340/Vintagehamiltons/Misc/Oh-boy_zpsca1ac0c7.gif

finally a meme (thingy) that's worth a sh*t....

pretty funny !

Fishman15
06-18-2014, 07:42 PM
Big difference between big balls and sagging balls. Please don't ask me how I know this.

How do you know this? :D

BrandG
06-18-2014, 07:42 PM
I eat a peanut butter sandwich every morning before work. Will try making my own for more protein/possibly cheaper.

DuracellBunny
06-18-2014, 07:42 PM
finally a meme (thingy) that's worth a sh*t....

pretty funny !

Do you get royalties for him posting it? ;)

so-tex
06-18-2014, 07:42 PM
Do I have to post up a pic of myself licking so-tex this thread?!

Gawd, I'm horny...:DOne can only wish. :p

Fishman15
06-18-2014, 07:43 PM
Do I have to post up a pic of myself licking the PB spoon to save this thread?!

Gawd, you guys are groce...:D

Yes and yes

kimm4
06-18-2014, 07:43 PM
One can only wish. :p

LOL omg...

Nikonguy
06-18-2014, 07:51 PM
Jif. Extra. Crunchy.

Close to the perfect food.

hmmmm16417
06-18-2014, 10:52 PM
you guys successfully made me crave peanut butter while at work....and i DO NOT have any !

thanks......

cowboybiker
06-18-2014, 10:56 PM
you guys successfully made me crave peanut butter while at work....and i DO NOT have any !

thanks......

It's your own damn fault for not having a secret stash.


brb....refilling my secret stash :o

poundXpound
06-19-2014, 06:54 AM
Lunch today will be Smucker's Natural creamy with banana slices on Thomas' multi-grain sandwich thins.....

(Don't flame me, the store was out of crunchy - they had a sale - two jars for $5.)

deadwoodgregg
06-19-2014, 07:42 AM
Lunch today will be Smucker's Natural creamy with banana slices on Thomas' multi-grain sandwich thins.....

(Don't flame me, the store was out of crunchy - they had a sale - two jars for $5.)I am in a creamy PB phase now. Funny how I switched back and forth over the years. I used to only eat PB on white bread but now I only eat it on wheat bread or just on an oversized spoon. Sorry CBB, I can't do that crappy Nutella.

Peanut Butter milkshake crew checking in.

Fishman15
06-19-2014, 08:06 AM
I am in a creamy PB phase now. Funny how I switched back and forth over the years. I used to only eat PB on white bread but now I only eat it on wheat bread or just on an oversized spoon. Sorry CBB, I can't do that crappy Nutella.

Peanut Butter milkshake crew checking in.

Have been getting into the peanut butter protein smoothie lately.

- 24 ozs icy slush water
- 1 tablespoon peanut butter
- 1 banana
- dash of cinnamon
- 1 scoop PES Select C&C Protein
- 1 scoop Muscle Tech Platinum Whey Vanilla Cake Protein

Profit...

Frnkd
06-19-2014, 11:51 AM
Oh what an evil seductress she is. Sure, she will lure you in with her little high in protein 1 tablespoon serving size small talk, but once she gets her claws in you...you are doomed! It's like she is having sex with your tongue over, and over, and over. Next thing you know, the 1/2 a jar of Mrs Jif Crunchy...GONE! What sort of twisted, psycho, can't gain a pound, hard gainer wannabe invented this stuff anyway?

Well, I don't know about you...but I'm done with her...never again...ever!

till next time...;)

eFpnPZpFTEk

ajdahlheimer
06-19-2014, 11:56 AM
I miss when Meg Ryan used to be hot.....

poundXpound
06-19-2014, 01:05 PM
I miss when Meg Ryan used to be hot.....

Just replace her with Sandra Bullock....

scullin
06-19-2014, 01:14 PM
I like peanut butter but haven't been eating as much lately (mostly because I ran out). But I went out and bought a bunch of it recently along with Skippy Dark Chocolate Natural Peanutbutter spread. That stuff is fuking amzaing. lol I have use it a couple of times so far for topping my protein cakes.

ajdahlheimer
06-19-2014, 01:18 PM
Just replace her with Sandra Bullock....

Meh, they have totally different looks.

I'll just stick to fapping to Kate Upton....kthxbye.

Frnkd
06-19-2014, 02:30 PM
Meh, they have totally different looks.

I'll just stick to fapping to Kate Upton....kthxbye.

dont forget to clean up before you open that jar of peanut butter.

:D

Cleveland33
06-19-2014, 03:35 PM
LOL omg...

pics or it didn't happen

deadwoodgregg
06-20-2014, 12:07 AM
http://tricities.craigslist.org/spo/4519892186.html



http://i.imgflip.com/9pdbk.jpg

EjnarKolinkar
06-20-2014, 05:29 AM
JIF?

Skippy pls, but that PB&Co chocolate one is the best. Especially on bananas.

JediRN
06-20-2014, 08:20 AM
It's like she is having sex with your tongue over, and over, and over.

That's why I always wear a condom when getting PB from strangers.






























inb4 someone fixes PB to PiitB