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ISAID69
06-14-2014, 08:32 AM
In my 20's back in the 1990's I had the gold earrings, the grungy bob haircut, the eye stud, the armband & Celtic cross tattoos - Basically your average guy next door. Now I'm in my late 30's and my tattoos are fading, my hairs falling out, I've tossed the piercings and replaced it with a wrist watch and a shaved head...Nice!

I'm thinking It's (excuse the pun) time for a more discreet piercing. I could tattoo my lost love's name on my ball sack but I can't bear the thought of my kids having to identify my body after a tragic paragliding accident by the listed tattoos on the coroner's report: 1 x 'name' on wrist, 1 x Celtic cross on right arm, 1 x tribal arm band, 3 x red stars on bicep (communist bastard), 3 x miscellaneous words on right bicep and one 'Name' on ball sack. Thus I will always carry ID on me!

Own up to it you old farts...Who's ever considered a Prince Albert?

Karl_Hungus
06-14-2014, 08:47 AM
I'm thinking It's (excuse the pun) time for a more discreet piercing. I could tattoo my lost love's name on my ball sack but I can't bear the thought of my kids having to identify my body after a tragic paragliding accident by the listed tattoos on the coroner's report: 1 x 'name' on wrist, 1 x Celtic cross on right arm, 1 x tribal arm band, 3 x red stars on bicep (communist bastard), 3 x miscellaneous words on right bicep and one 'Name' on ball sack. Thus I will always carry ID on me!

Own up to it you old farts...Who's ever considered a Prince Albert?

Not me, because I consider it to be stupid as hell :)

steffo99
06-14-2014, 09:04 AM
Own up to it you old farts...Who's ever considered a Prince Albert?
http://i.imgur.com/n25wyzD.jpg


No Alberts on my junk, no thank you.
I can imagine doing a few more tattoos - that's about it.

deadwoodgregg
06-14-2014, 09:12 AM
Not me, because I consider it to be stupid as hell :)^^^^ strong this ^^^^

Brackneyc
06-14-2014, 09:13 AM
You are 37 and you think that is old? FFS.

so-tex
06-14-2014, 09:29 AM
OP, you sound like one sick bastard. You could cut your balls off and wear them as nose piercings.

ISAID69
06-14-2014, 09:56 AM
Quote: You are 37 and you think that is old?

Well yea man, of course 37 is old. Go to a nightclub and feel how old 30's

DocHoss
06-14-2014, 10:55 AM
Somehow I have hard time imagining Queen Victoria's husband doing something like that.

Then again, they did have 8 or 10 children . . .

http://life.royalalberthall.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Victoria-and-Albert-620x676.jpg

ISAID69
06-14-2014, 11:13 AM
LOL.. Who knows,a Queen Vic could've had a cat-o-9-tails pinned to her garters under her kit..

crupiea
06-14-2014, 04:46 PM
Not considering it and after this thread, still not considering it.

DuracellBunny
06-14-2014, 04:51 PM
Hell no.

Fishman15
06-14-2014, 05:21 PM
In my 20's back in the 1990's I had the gold earrings, the grungy bob haircut, the eye stud, the armband & Celtic cross tattoos - Basically your average guy next door. Now I'm in my late 30's and my tattoos are fading, my hairs falling out, I've tossed the piercings and replaced it with a wrist watch and a shaved head...Nice!

I'm thinking It's (excuse the pun) time for a more discreet piercing. I could tattoo my lost love's name on my ball sack but I can't bear the thought of my kids having to identify my body after a tragic paragliding accident by the listed tattoos on the coroner's report: 1 x 'name' on wrist, 1 x Celtic cross on right arm, 1 x tribal arm band, 3 x red stars on bicep (communist bastard), 3 x miscellaneous words on right bicep and one 'Name' on ball sack. Thus I will always carry ID on me!

Own up to it you old farts...Who's ever considered a Prince Albert?

Wow, I must be a real prude...had to look up wut the phuck you were even talking about. Looks like fun times though, I'm sure all the ladies will love you and it will be the difference maker. Either that or you could just get a cat...

Oceanside
06-14-2014, 05:21 PM
do you have prince albert in a can ?

yes we do !

well ya better let him out because he's probably gonna suffocate !


hahahahah

latebloomingmom
06-14-2014, 05:23 PM
OP, you sound like one sick bastard. You could cut your balls off and wear them as nose piercings.
hahahahhahaha...make em into earrings and give him to his wife then when she is tired of wearing them she can carry them around in her purse :D

DuracellBunny
06-14-2014, 05:25 PM
hahahahhahaha...make em into earrings and give him to his wife then when she is tired of wearing them she can carry them around in her purse :D

He can't be married; you surrender your balls to your wife on your wedding day ;)

Fishman15
06-14-2014, 05:26 PM
do you have prince albert in a can ?

yes we do !

well ya better let him out because he's probably gonna suffocate !


hahahahah

I see all those gay threads softened you up OS...:D

latebloomingmom
06-14-2014, 05:34 PM
He can't be married; you surrender your balls to your wife on your wedding day ;)sooooo would that be the day your balls really do drop? :D

Land_Down_Under
06-14-2014, 05:37 PM
just pierce your gooch op.

latebloomingmom
06-14-2014, 05:38 PM
I see all those gay threads softened you up OS...:Ddon't be so sure....that is how he lulls em into a false sense of security before going in for kill ;)

Fishman15
06-14-2014, 05:47 PM
don't be so sure....that is how he lulls em into a false sense of security before going in for kill ;)

Yea, he's not fooling me either...

Oceanside
06-14-2014, 05:50 PM
I like kittens

DuracellBunny
06-14-2014, 05:56 PM
sooooo would that be the day your balls really do drop? :D

Yup, it happens when she takes your man card away from you lol

ArchAngel'73
06-14-2014, 05:56 PM
I like kittens

wanna pet my pussy?

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frozensparky
06-14-2014, 06:11 PM
Quote: You are 37 and you think that is old?

Well yea man, of course 37 is old. Go to a nightclub and feel how old 30's

I'm 38. Was in a club last weekend. Did not feel old at all. If you act old, you are.

Never considered the Prince Albert but if I wanted to get one I sure as Phuck would not ask if anybody else thought it was cool or weird. I do things I want to do

Fishman15
06-14-2014, 06:18 PM
wanna pet my pussy?

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lol

Fishman15
06-14-2014, 06:21 PM
Yup, it happens when she takes your man card away from you lol

This is why they created the "man cave". Gotta keep them ladies out, it's our last sanctuary....

latebloomingmom
06-14-2014, 07:00 PM
I like kittensyes I know you do..one of your few redeemable qualities :)
http://cutestuff.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/suprised_kitten.gif

so-tex
06-14-2014, 07:12 PM
don't be so sure....that is how he lulls em into a false sense of security before going in for kill ;)
Yeah, I had to google lemur crap. :)

latebloomingmom
06-14-2014, 07:18 PM
Yeah, I had to google lemur crap. :)ya but ya gotta admit the man has style ;)

Fishman15
06-14-2014, 08:03 PM
Yeah, I had to google lemur crap. :)

Is that french? brb, googling lemur crap...

Fishman15
06-14-2014, 08:20 PM
Is that french? brb, googling lemur crap...

What did this little guy ever do to anybody?

http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o714/pmcgrath15/lemur_zps7e7545a7.jpeg (http://s1339.photobucket.com/user/pmcgrath15/media/lemur_zps7e7545a7.jpeg.html)

Brackneyc
06-14-2014, 09:05 PM
Quote: You are 37 and you think that is old?

Well yea man, of course 37 is old. Go to a nightclub and feel how old 30's

I don't go to night clubs or bars, because I find them (and their patrons) boring.

so-tex
06-14-2014, 09:07 PM
Not me. I am heterosexual.
So... Are you admitting you're old?