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bodyhard
06-12-2014, 01:14 PM
On a thread topic Hmmmmm16417 said he went to a gay bar..quoted...



and before people start bashing me, I have several gay friends and when my wife met me she even commented that I had more gay friends than straight ones LOL Many of them are successful professionals....although there were a few that were a bit flakey hahahah but i will tell you what, they def. party hard and can be a lot of fun. Have even been to a local gay bar with them in the past (before meeting my wife)....and you would be amazed on how many gorgeous STRAIGHT women go to a gay bar ;-) of course they naturally thought i was gay and didn't expect me to hit on them hahaha

And I am thinking to myself WTF?????

But knowing how I am, I am old fashion, homophobic yada yada, made me think, wait so straight men go to gay bars???

So if you are a straight man (I doubt you are) and you go to gay bars, I have a question,.......

WTF do you go to gay bars for?

Jtbny
06-12-2014, 01:20 PM
I hear they are

http://i1072.photobucket.com/albums/w369/Jtbny1125/18c9521d3c855e11348a1ef6577cfdf2.jpg


in on 1 start BH thread

Oceanside
06-12-2014, 01:29 PM
So if you are a straight man (I doubt you are) and you go to gay bars, I have a question,.......

WTF do you go to gay bars for?

Fashion tips and compliments ?

bodyhard
06-12-2014, 01:33 PM
Fashion tips and compliments ?

Ohhh so you've been there? :eek:


:D :D

MarkDL
06-12-2014, 01:34 PM
Usually great dance music in Gay bars....not that I know of course. A friend told me.

bodyhard
06-12-2014, 01:43 PM
Usually great dance music in Gay bars....not that I know of course. A friend told me.

Way to back peddle man...

theKurp
06-12-2014, 01:55 PM
When a gaggle of straight gorgeous women ask you to go to a gay bar with them, you go (or at least I did in my younger days). Once I got over the apprehension and uncomfortable feelings of being in the midst of gay men I learned a few things:

1.) Gay men REALLY do have a gaydar. That, or I'm so ugly that not even gay men find me attractive. (Never got hit on by a gay man).
2.) Attractive straight women enjoy going to gay bars because they know they won't have to spend the night fending off ugly men.
3.) Straight women get horny in gay bars. And when they do, a straight guy in a gay bar gets lucky.
4.) Women don't mind men in their bathrooms. See number #3 above.

Geoff Richards
06-12-2014, 01:56 PM
straight men don't go to gay bars

period

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 01:59 PM
Straight men dont start gay threads.

Geoff Richards
06-12-2014, 02:03 PM
Straight men dont start gay threads.

straight men don't even post in those threads

wait........wut :eek:

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 02:07 PM
straight men don't even post in those threads

wait........wut :eek:

Good point.

Wait. ..Dammit. :mad:

Its Bodyhards fault turning this whole section gay.

tobymax123
06-12-2014, 02:08 PM
I'm gay and I go to non-gay bars.

hmmmm 16417 answered your question right in the quote you posted: He said he was going out with his friends, and "they def. party hard and can be a lot of fun...and you would be amazed on how many gorgeous STRAIGHT women go to a gay bar"

bustasinclair
06-12-2014, 02:09 PM
WTF do you go to gay bars for?

There was a time back in 2002, when I was very lonely after a harsh break-up with my fiance, that I met a group of people that asked me if I wanted to hang out with them. There were a couple of cute women in the group and two gay guys. I decided to go, although I wasn't really excited about it.

I ended up having a great time dancing and watching the interaction. It was almost like watching an episode of animal kingdom and I was amazed by the difference between that and regular clubs.

I was a little miffed by the 'touching' that seemed to be protocal in the place, but I managed to get out alive. I did get one of the women in the group to go out a few times afterward, so it wasn't all bad.

bodyhard
06-12-2014, 02:17 PM
Cowboy is now on my list of people who I am going to beat down if we ever meet, by any chance you going to Rochester in August to compete with us?

Karl_Hungus
06-12-2014, 02:21 PM
I'm gay and I go to non-gay bars.

hmmmm 16417 answered your question right in the quote you posted: He said he was going out with his friends, and "they def. party hard and can be a lot of fun...and you would be amazed on how many gorgeous STRAIGHT women go to a gay bar"

I have never been to a gay bar, but if the above is true, then I can imagine it would be a pretty good opportunity for a straight guy. Lots of gorgeous straight women and not much competition.

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 02:22 PM
Cowboy is now on my list of people who I am going to beat down if we ever meet, by any chance you going to Rochester in August to compete with us?

Wasn't planning on it but...after starting this thread I'm not sure I wanna wrestle with you.

bodyhard
06-12-2014, 02:22 PM
I Lots of gorgeous women and not much competition.

Hmmmmm very good point Karl!!!

bodyhard
06-12-2014, 02:24 PM
Wasn't planning on it but...after starting this thread I'm not sure I wanna wrestle with you.

Say what you will you are still on my list, you have been warned..

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 02:29 PM
Say what you will you are still on my list, you have been warned..

Hard to believe it took me all this time to get on it.

Strangely feeling another sense of accomplishment.

Geoff Richards
06-12-2014, 02:29 PM
Wasn't planning on it but...after starting this thread I'm not sure I wanna wrestle with you.

LOL

this place is crazee I tell ya

Cass40
06-12-2014, 02:33 PM
Say what you will you are still on my list, you have been warned..

Am I still on your list? I've always wanted to visit Bronx.

I have learned so far that women go to gay bars to get away from getting hit on by men. Straight men find this out so they go to gay bars because of straight women are there all lonely and horny.
Women think straight men there are gay, and so don't suspect to get hit on, and this makes them an easy target cause they have their guard down.

Karl_Hungus
06-12-2014, 02:36 PM
Hmmmmm very good point Karl!!!

I still wouldn't go into a gay bar though, because with my luck, the only women in there would be wearing crew cuts and flannel.

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 02:40 PM
I still wouldn't go into a gay bar though, because with my luck, the only women in there would be wearing crew cuts and flannel.http://i.imgur.com/iGQ6dCY.gif

SP1966
06-12-2014, 02:41 PM
Am I still on your list? I've always wanted to visit Bronx.

I have learned so far that women go to gay bars to get away from getting hit on by men. Straight men find this out so they go to gay bars because of straight women are there all lonely and horny.
Women think straight men there are gay, and so don't suspect to get hit on, and this makes them an easy target cause they have their guard down.

Why do straight women go into gay threads?

Oceanside
06-12-2014, 02:44 PM
I have learned so far that women go to gay bars to get away from getting hit on by men. Straight men find this out so they go to gay bars because of straight women are there all lonely and horny.
Women think straight men there are gay, and so don't suspect to get hit on, and this makes them an easy target cause they have their guard down.

I'm pretty god damned confused about all this now

Cass40
06-12-2014, 02:46 PM
Why do straight women go into gay threads?

The same reason they go to gay bars. To have a good time, and not getting hit on.

Cass40
06-12-2014, 02:48 PM
I'm pretty god damned confused about all this now

Sorry, it's my lack of English language skills.

Fishman15
06-12-2014, 02:48 PM
I'm pretty god damned confused about all this now

I'm just glad I didn't get sucked into this...

SP1966
06-12-2014, 02:49 PM
The same reason they go to gay bars. To have a good time, and not getting hit on.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9jjz621Oze4/UxfO0CBjE4I/AAAAAAAAAnI/kX7D2Ry9QfU/s1600/how+you+doin2.gif

Geoff Richards
06-12-2014, 02:50 PM
I'm pretty god damned confused about all this now

its all just weird

deadwoodgregg
06-12-2014, 02:50 PM
lmao...........CBB, what were you searching for to find that last gif?

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 02:53 PM
lmao...........CBB, what were you searching for to find that last gif?
Bb.com regular misc section. gif

Fishman15
06-12-2014, 02:54 PM
lmao...........CBB, what were you searching for to find that last gif?

That was probably on his homepage...

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 02:57 PM
That was probably on his homepage...
Google automatically sends every gif I use to my username on Google images.


fml

GuyJin
06-12-2014, 02:59 PM
What's next, gay guys going to BH's gym?

His house?

His dog is gay?

:D

deadwoodgregg
06-12-2014, 03:08 PM
Bb.com regular misc section. gifSo you are a re-giffer.

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 03:14 PM
So you are a re-giffer.

There are millions of gifs on teh interwebz.
I'm only responsible for 2 million. Give or take.

Cass40
06-12-2014, 03:43 PM
Google automatically sends every gif I use to my username on Google images.


fml

Wow, I just tried with my username. Weird and random..

Lol, this came when I searched cowboybiker. Seems appropriate..

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/256/953/5c0.jpg

GuyJin
06-12-2014, 03:50 PM
[QUOTE=Cass40;1256442621]Wow, I just tried with my username. Weird and random..

Lol, this came when I searched cowboybiker.QUOTE]

--

Same here. Apparently my user name means--at least at one site--"guy in a checked shirt". What is up with that?

ETA: Took out that image Cass linked to CBB. Very inappropriate to my post.:D

Brackneyc
06-12-2014, 04:05 PM
Am I still on your list? I've always wanted to visit Bronx.

I have learned so far that women go to gay bars to get away from getting hit on by men. Straight men find this out so they go to gay bars because of straight women are there all lonely and horny.
Women think straight men there are gay, and so don't suspect to get hit on, and this makes them an easy target cause they have their guard down.


Sounds like a lot of hoops to jump through...just to be rejected. Yeah, I'd be rejected by a straight woman in a room full of gay men. FML. :)

x-trainer ben
06-12-2014, 04:18 PM
Well not a gay bar per say but as a bar back at a gay pride week party in the old post office pavilion just out if college. My woman was bar tending so i worked for her in this enormous building. Think thousands of men in on ex dancing and drinking until 4 am. It was quite the spectacle and the dance music was off the hook, early house and techno days.

After you get over the initial shock of the kissing and rub hugging it can be just another club scene.

ChazWood
06-12-2014, 04:27 PM
After you get over the initial shock of the kissing and rub hugging it can be just another club scene.
Sounds like a gateway scene. No thanks Jeff.

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 04:30 PM
Wow, I just tried with my username. Weird and random..

Lol, this came when I searched cowboybiker. Seems appropriate..

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/256/953/5c0.jpg

I used that alot when the Rustled Jimmies was popular.

DuracellBunny
06-12-2014, 04:40 PM
The only real problem is if the "dark room" is on the way to the bathroom. I'm fairly open minded, but if I have to go through the dark room to get to the bathroom I just won't go to the bathroom; there are limits.

x-trainer ben
06-12-2014, 04:43 PM
Sounds like a gateway scene. No thanks Jeff.

I meant observing it while i was carrying cases of liquor up stairs, not me.

ChazWood
06-12-2014, 04:48 PM
I meant observing it while i was carrying cases of liquor up stairs, not me.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5FmDaFt1R0k/UvcN_8mZslI/AAAAAAAAA-w/Y_uUDX8-gyE/s1600/Riiight.gif

x-trainer ben
06-12-2014, 05:02 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5FmDaFt1R0k/UvcN_8mZslI/AAAAAAAAA-w/Y_uUDX8-gyE/s1600/Riiight.gif

My woman (and still current) was bar tending and i was her bar back...

Cass40
06-12-2014, 05:07 PM
My woman (and still current) was bar tending and i was her bar back...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_zR5Ms7PId8/Uc9DqjOUqJI/AAAAAAAABIs/l076ZKJp-6Y/s500/target+yeah+right.gif

DasPhilosopher
06-12-2014, 05:09 PM
Straight men dont start gay threads.

The only San berbardino miscer ill ever respect.

Corbi
06-12-2014, 05:26 PM
Just for BH.........http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar

Manc33
06-12-2014, 05:29 PM
Its a known thing here in Manchester that all the women go to the gay village to get away from all the straight men that hit on them everywhere else. Straight men figured this out pretty quickly and started going to the gay village as well. It became a hot spot after that, more like a trendy/clean area than gay. There's no shame in going there these days if you're straight, just hey, don't go alone lol. I have to say I prefer the gay village, its like a posher area, the whole atmosphere is different, no blaring music well not in some places.

mcbourque
06-12-2014, 05:44 PM
Am I still on your list? I've always wanted to visit Bronx.

I have learned so far that women go to gay bars to get away from getting hit on by men. Straight men find this out so they go to gay bars because of straight women are there all lonely and horny.
Women think straight men there are gay, and so don't suspect to get hit on, and this makes them an easy target cause they have their guard down.

I'm really confused now...
Is this going to gay bar thing for gorgeous women only? Or for all women?

Cass40
06-12-2014, 05:48 PM
I'm really confused now...
Is this going to gay bar thing for gorgeous women only? Or for all women?

Actually I was thinking about this too, cause to be honest, I have never been hit on at bars so much that I'd have to run to gay bars.
So I guess it's only for beautiful women.

kimm4
06-12-2014, 05:59 PM
90% of the time I went to straight bars, I was constantly getting hit on by lesbians...

mcbourque
06-12-2014, 06:04 PM
Actually I was thinking about this too, cause to be honest, I have never been hit on at bars so much that I'd have to run to gay bars.
So I guess it's only for beautiful women.

I wonder how they explain this to friend. "Hon, I'm so beautiful I need to escape to gay bars from the onslaught of guys hitting on me!" LOL
Must suck being gorgeous then!

mcbourque
06-12-2014, 06:11 PM
90% of the time I went to straight bars, I was constantly getting hit on by lesbians...

ROFL!!
All these gender orientation/preferences threads are really confusing me. Who hits on who now?

Geoff Richards
06-12-2014, 06:17 PM
I wonder if a gay guy went to a lesbian bar would they hit on him

my head is spinning in this thread

pharmamarketer
06-12-2014, 06:19 PM
So when is the wrestling match between CBB and BH? You guys going "old school" Greek style?

x-trainer ben
06-12-2014, 06:26 PM
I'm really confused now...
Is this going to gay bar thing for gorgeous women only? Or for all women?

For both, women with gay friends who enjoy the humor and fun factor of hanging with the boyz. If they run into a straight guy so be it

x-trainer ben
06-12-2014, 06:29 PM
Actually I was thinking about this too, cause to be honest, I have never been hit on at bars so much that I'd have to run to gay bars.
So I guess it's only for beautiful women.

Think of it this way, if you are a woman that likes to go out and dance, are you going to take trevor, biff, brice, or your
fun friend who happens to be gay... Enrique. :)

bodyhard
06-12-2014, 06:31 PM
Hard to believe it took me all this time to get on it.

Strangely feeling another sense of accomplishment.

Anything with me in it is an accomplishment, you should be proud.




Am I still on your list? I've always wanted to visit Bronx.

I have learned so far that women go to gay bars to get away from getting hit on by men. Straight men find this out so they go to gay bars because of straight women are there all lonely and horny.
Women think straight men there are gay, and so don't suspect to get hit on, and this makes them an easy target cause they have their guard down.

You are on my list, but a totally different list :D :D

Cass40
06-12-2014, 06:37 PM
Think of it this way, if you are a woman that likes to go out and dance, are you going to take trevor, biff, brice, or your
fun friend who happens to be gay... Enrique. :)

All my female friends that have a lot of gay friends say that it's because gay people are funny. They share the same sense of humor.
For some reason I can't relate to this. I've never been a "girly girl". I'm more serious, so I'm sure the gays would find me boring as fukk.
But I do like to dance though, and I'd love to go dancing with Enrique :)

mcbourque
06-12-2014, 06:42 PM
All my female friends that have a lot of gay friends say that it's because gay people are funny. They share the same sense of humor.
For some reason I can't relate to this. I've never been a "girly girl". I'm more serious, so I'm sure the gays would find me boring as fukk.
But I do like to dance though, and I'd love to go dancing with Enrique :)

Where I come from, "Enrique" is likely to be hot hot hot and not gay! French gals dig hot blooded Latin men who can dance :D

Phattso
06-12-2014, 07:11 PM
Straight men dont start gay threads.


Cowboy is now on my list of people who I am going to beat down if we ever meet, by any chance you going to Rochester in August to compete with us?

This is too much. I literally laughed out loud :)

steffo99
06-12-2014, 07:54 PM
Went a few times in the 90's as females in our group of friends insisted - usually as a pre-party thing before heading to a regular club.
Some guys saw it as a challenge to try and pick up hot lesbians, as if that ever worked.

cowboybiker
06-12-2014, 08:50 PM
So when is the wrestling match between CBB and BH? You guys going "old school" Greek style?

So far I'm just on his list.

I'm hoping to at least hit the top 40.

I think if I really apply myself their may come a day I'll be #1.

pharmamarketer
06-12-2014, 08:54 PM
So far I'm just on his list.

I'm hoping to at least hit the top 40.

I think if I really apply myself their may come a day I'll be #1.

Good luck. May the gay be with you

jeffaus
06-12-2014, 11:13 PM
Say what you will you are still on my list, you have been warned..Hang the fkc on there BH. Ive been trying to get on that list for years and some upstart young whipper snapper comes in and goes straight on the list. What gives?

philipj
06-12-2014, 11:43 PM
A law firm hired me to serve papers on gay bar owner who was dieing. Whlen I located him on a farm home, I was amazed what good care, non sexual, that he was receiving. And he was hours away from dieing. He was getting better care than most straight men would give to a friend.

bodyhard
06-13-2014, 05:19 AM
Hang the fkc on there BH. Ive been trying to get on that list for years and some upstart young whipper snapper comes in and goes straight on the list. What gives?

CBB is a closet case so he deserves a beat down....

You are are staring to get on my nerves and will get on that list just for asking...

:D :D

adamrandall2
06-13-2014, 05:35 AM
I have zero gay genes although occasionally get asked if I am gay because I like colourful clothes.

When I was in Key West, I spent a fair amount of time at the Gay bars there because they played good music, had the best party supplies & stayed open later than anywhere else. They also really know how to party & if you can get past any limiting beliefs & prejudice then you can meet some absolutely amazing people that you would otherwise not interact with.

I never got hit on once & to be honest I don't know if I should be offended or happy about that.......

I got talking & became mates with a chap who dances on the bar for money. Get this, he is 100% straight!! many of them are. He told me that no matter what, he cannot get visibly aroused when dancing for men but when the women come in for hens nights etc, he does. He also said that if he was actually gay, he could make a lot more money. Pretty fascinating stuff really.

jeffaus
06-13-2014, 06:04 AM
CBB is a closet case so he deserves a beat down....

You are are staring to get on my nerves and will get on that list just for asking...

:D :DAbout time!!!!!

crupiea
06-13-2014, 06:13 AM
I was shocked when my daughter told me that young guys wear womens pants. I asked the guy working at Old Navy and he said its true. I was there with my daughter buying her clothes by the way.

Sad state of affairs.

cowboybiker
06-13-2014, 06:16 AM
About time!!!!!

He said you will, not that you are.




Peasant.

bodyhard
06-13-2014, 06:19 AM
He said you will, not that you are.




Peasant.

Some people :rolleyes:

:D :D

Jeff keep it up and you will be my number 1 target for sure! :mad:

mendeldave
06-13-2014, 01:16 PM
I worked in a gay bar while in Grad school (I'm straight, and was straight then too). I got a job there because it helped provide access to people who were of interest to my thesis research. After that research was done I kept working there because I loved the job. Made HUGE tips$$, especially from the regulars who knew I was straight but always hoping I "change my mind." Never did, but made great money and a lot of good friends in the meantime.

Chicks go to gay bars en-mass. Being a single, straight bartender at a gay bar, let me tell you I racked up a lifetime's worth of... memories. ;-)

Plus, the music was more in-line with my tastes and I'll admit I got more flattering compliments from men than I ever have from women. Even though it wasn't my cup of tea, it was still nice to know someone was lookin'.

When I started dating my now wife, we'd go to gay bars a lot. There was one near the office we both worked that had a great vibe, great happy hour and was pretty cool and had a great dance floor. I haven't been to one in a long while, but now that I have twin toddlers, I just don't get out dancin or to bars that often anyway.

mendeldave
06-13-2014, 01:32 PM
Its a known thing here in Manchester that all the women go to the gay village to get away from all the straight men that hit on them everywhere else. Straight men figured this out pretty quickly and started going to the gay village as well. It became a hot spot after that, more like a trendy/clean area than gay. There's no shame in going there these days if you're straight, just hey, don't go alone lol. I have to say I prefer the gay village, its like a posher area, the whole atmosphere is different, no blaring music well not in some places.

Wow, the gay village. I completely forgot about that place. I did a study abroad in Manchester back in the very late 90s and I remember ALL the girls who live in my hall were always going to the gay village for the exact reason you wrote. I used to go with them a lot, it was my first exposure to, well, gay people really (coming from a pretty small midwest town). Eye opener. Can't believe I forgot about that place!

Fishman15
06-13-2014, 10:04 PM
LMAO at all the reasons men go into gay bars other than the obvious...yea right

Cass40
06-13-2014, 11:04 PM
LMAO at all the reasons men go into gay bars other than the obvious...yea right

Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

jeffaus
06-13-2014, 11:06 PM
Some people :rolleyes:

:D :D

Jeff keep it up and you will be my number 1 target for sure! :mad:Im after CBB's spot. Some peeps aren't worth the effort of raging on. This means you CBB :D

bodyhard
06-14-2014, 04:20 AM
Well it is settle, no real straight men go to gay bars, just the ones who pretend to be real men.


I should have known once I started this thread in the OV35, man what was I thinking...

Demonchylde
06-14-2014, 07:28 AM
To me it would be a logical hunting ground for straight men to go into gay bars. Considdering most gay men that I know bring their attractive female straight friends, you would be a kid in a candy store. No man there wants these ladies.

Their friends might even introduce you to these women.

Brackneyc
06-14-2014, 08:17 AM
I was shocked when my daughter told me that young guys wear womens pants. I asked the guy working at Old Navy and he said its true. I was there with my daughter buying her clothes by the way.

Sad state of affairs.

Very popular with school aged kids these days.

cowboybiker
06-14-2014, 08:29 AM
Im after CBB's spot. Some peeps aren't worth the effort of raging on. This means you CBB :D

How does it feel knowing that I made the list before you?

Do you want to talk about it? Do you need a hug?

Old-Time-Lifter
06-14-2014, 08:49 AM
Do you want to talk about it? Do you need a hug?

No talk of hugging another guy in a BH thread... really guys. LOL

I remember once when my wife and I were dating that we went into a bar neither of us had ever been to, well it turned out to be a 'Dike' bar. We sat down and started having a drink and my wife suddenly realized what was going on in there... she couldn't get her drink down quickly enough. LOL

I was still at the point in our relationship that I was so focused on her that I didn't even notice until she freaked out.

cowboybiker
06-14-2014, 08:59 AM
Anyone else notice that the only 5 star thread that Bodyhard has ever had is a gay thread?

mcbourque
06-14-2014, 09:36 AM
Very popular with school aged kids these days.

Definitely not something happening in my household (I just log on to the Levi's website and my boys tell me what jeans model number they want) but yesterday their middle school had a "clothes gender switch" day which as both a teacher and parent, I think is pretty awkward and just plain a bad idea.

Luckily my boys just shrugged it off and went to school dressed as usual - too busy with violin, math exams and skateboarding to worry about stuff like that.

latebloomingmom
06-14-2014, 09:58 AM
Very popular with school aged kids these days.
yep skinny jeans be walking all over this campus :)

Bando
06-14-2014, 02:34 PM
yesterday their middle school had a "clothes gender switch" day which as both a teacher and parent, I think is pretty awkward and just plain a bad idea.

that's just nuts.

BH, straight men go to gay bars to meet other gay men.

bodyhard
06-14-2014, 06:13 PM
that's just nuts.

BH, straight men go to gay bars to meet other gay men.



Big ups Bando, keeping sh!t real in the OV35...

so-tex
06-14-2014, 06:23 PM
I went to a gay bar by mistake one time. It was hot out and I wanted a cold beer. Anyway I order a beer and all these guys had names for their peckers. They asked me what my peddlers
name was and I quickly came up with the name Secret. One of the guys asked why I gave the name Secret. I said because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Drank my beer and left.

bodyhard
06-14-2014, 06:49 PM
I went to a gay bar by mistake one time. It was hot out and I wanted a cold beer. Anyway I order a beer and all these guys had names for their peckers. They asked me what my peddlers
name was and I quickly came up with the name Secret. One of the guys asked why I gave the name Secret. I said because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Drank my beer and left.

LMFAO!!

I am going out tonight man, got my ride finished today (see it on FLEX site and FB) and in the mood to hit the streets.

DuracellBunny
06-14-2014, 07:39 PM
LMFAO!!

I am going out tonight man, got my ride finished today (see it on FLEX site and FB) and in the mood to hit the streets.

So instead of going to a bar, you are going to cruise the streets...........

Cass40
06-14-2014, 08:12 PM
So instead of going to a bar, you are going to cruise the streets...........

Well we'll be here in the morning for the stories :)

scullin
06-14-2014, 11:32 PM
lol @ everyone's stories. So here's mine.

I once went to a gay bar by accident. Was at a bar with friends and it was dead. We were the only ones in there but it was early still. Anyway, we looked across the street and saw another bar that looked to be hopping. Had a line outside and lots of people going in. So we decided to check it out.

We go inside, the guy at the door hands each us a ticket for a free drink at the bar. So far so good and the music is pretty good too. We get our drinks and look around, something seems a little odd but hey the free drinks are pretty good. Still trying to figure it out......one of my buddies says something to the effect of "where are all the girls?" ... other buddy comes up real fast and says, "guys this is a gay bar, let's get the fuk out of here".

We put our drinks down and start walking out. Last one of our buddies is still at the bar with his drinks. We say, "it's a gay bar let's go". Friend says, "I know but a free drink is a free drink and I'm finishing mine". Outside the last of our friends is still outside and never came in with us. He's laughing and says he knew the whole time and was laughing at us the whole time.

MiamiSpartan
06-16-2014, 10:33 PM
YAY!! Now the whole over 35 crowd is gay!!
😄😄

MiamiSpartan
06-16-2014, 10:35 PM
I thought this thread was connected to that last clubbing outfit you showed us last week....
:-)

latebloomingmom
06-17-2014, 04:15 AM
YAY!! Now the whole over 35 crowd is gay!!
����we're such a happy group aren't we? :)

steffo99
06-17-2014, 08:23 AM
I was going to make a gay joke..... butt fk it.

Cass40
06-17-2014, 08:28 AM
I was going to make a gay joke..... butt fk it.

Bummer :( you always crack me up when you're cheeky!

3lixer
06-17-2014, 08:31 AM
WTF do you go to gay bars for?

If you have gay friends you end up dragging them to all the straight bars so eventually you end up returning the favor and going to a few gay bars with them. Like the quote you said there are a lot of good looking straight women there and you become their only option that night :). Plus the gay guys know you're straight so although you will get some attention it's not weird or uncomfortable unless you're a closet case.

steffo99
06-17-2014, 08:33 AM
Bummer :( you always crack me up when you're cheeky!
http://i.imgur.com/LCMNRUH.gif

A little gay joke is not cheeky....cum on guys.


That's all I got - hope I'm not in trouble now.

ChazWood
06-17-2014, 09:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ZcWCASD.gif

MiamiSpartan
06-17-2014, 10:40 AM
I was going to make a gay joke..... butt fk it.

hmmm....laptops don't do so good when you spit coffee all over them.....
:D

frozensparky
06-17-2014, 11:19 AM
hmmm....laptops don't do so good when you spit coffee all over them.....
:D

You had the perfect opportunity to make a really gay joke and say you spit some other type of fluid MS. Totally missed out

MiamiSpartan
06-17-2014, 12:09 PM
You had the perfect opportunity to make a really gay joke and say you spit some other type of fluid MS. Totally missed out

DAMMI!! I am losing my touch!!
:(

Old-Time-Lifter
06-17-2014, 12:54 PM
I thought this thread was connected to that last clubbing outfit you showed us last week....
:-)

LOL, now that was good. Repp'ed.