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keyboardworkout
05-31-2014, 06:49 PM
This looks epic.

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Stalldad
05-31-2014, 06:52 PM
Guns, Dinosaurs, and chicks in bikinis - a classic in the making.

steffo99
05-31-2014, 07:27 PM
I would pay to see some of these goofy movies if they started using people in monster costumes again.

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GuyJin
05-31-2014, 07:44 PM
The only thing that's 'epic' is the name of the studio that made this piece of drek. The CGI is more like GGI--Goofy Graphic Imagery--and the acting is on par with the extras in a Jesus Franco zombie flick.

The girls make up for a lot, though.
What the hell, it's probably funnier than Godzilla.

cowboybiker
05-31-2014, 07:54 PM
Looks like a bad B movie.

I'd rank it with Sharknado

Fishman15
05-31-2014, 10:44 PM
Looks like a bad B movie.

I'd rank it with Sharknado

What if they changed it to cowboy bikers vs dinosaurs?

GuyJin
05-31-2014, 11:00 PM
What if they changed it to cowboy bikers vs dinosaurs?
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Then it would be totally unwatchable, the camera would burn, the theater would ignite, thousands would be incinerated, and you'd be burned at the stake for predicting the future.

Or negged, whichever comes first.

Corbi
06-01-2014, 04:01 AM
Looks absolutely dreadful, the cgi is worse than the tv show "land of the lost".

jeffaus
06-01-2014, 04:27 AM
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Then it would be totally unwatchable, the camera would burn, the theater would ignite, thousands would be incinerated, and you'd be burned at the stake for predicting the future.

Or negged, whichever comes first.And the script would be poorly written with bad speeling and the whole movie would be nothing more than a series of unrelated GIFS

steffo99
06-01-2014, 04:29 AM
What if they changed it to cowboy bikers vs dinosaurs?
Or... Canadians Vs Dinos:

In spite of GSP's brave effort, fighting T-Rexes that can't quite seem to punch back, the legions of mounties suffer heavy losses.
GuyJin, an aspiring Canadian and accomplished samurai, manage to turn the tide with the ingenious use of maple syrup traps
- too yummy for dinos to resist.

GuyJin
06-01-2014, 04:33 AM
And the script would be poorly written with bad speeling and the whole movie would be nothing more than a series of unrelated GIFS
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Now you're talking aboot CBB territory...

cowboybiker
06-01-2014, 07:01 AM
What if they changed it to cowboy bikers vs dinosaurs?

There would be more bbq scenes.

MarkDL
06-02-2014, 06:40 AM
Thank you CB! I needed a good laugh this morning.