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hmmmm16417
05-21-2014, 11:54 PM
Just something to make us all laugh. Guess you can call it more of a joke thread. you can just make one up or use one that someone actually asked you.

I'll start with examples.....................



Can I use the "mapmyrun" app to measure distance on the treadmill?


How is rollerblading considered a good exercise?? I rollerbladed for 10 miles yesterday on the treadmill and didn't even break a sweat......









(yeah...I'm bored.....at work LOL)

SP1966
05-22-2014, 07:50 AM
Aren't all O35 Misc threads stupid question threads?

theKurp
05-22-2014, 08:17 AM
Why are all the boats in the harbor pointed in the same direction?

JediRN
05-22-2014, 08:19 AM
Why does everyone deadlift when we know it's bad for the back?

thnikkaman
05-22-2014, 09:06 AM
Isn't squatting to parallel bad for your knees?

NOVACommute
05-22-2014, 11:33 AM
Where do y'all buy your socks? My calf muscles are so hoooge and jooooocy that I can't find socks that fit.

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 02:30 PM
Why do people ask if you have a bathroom?

Nope, we just crap in the neighbors yard.

Wath out for his dog. It bites.

Cass40
05-22-2014, 03:00 PM
Or.. when people ask "can I ask you a question?" when they're already asking a question. I hate that soooo much!!!!

steffo99
05-22-2014, 03:15 PM
Starting College in FL I thought "What's up?" was a stupid question. People said it everywhere, folks you just passed by on
the sidewalk. But nobody wanted to stop and actually hear me explain what I was up to.

Phattso
05-22-2014, 03:29 PM
Or.. when people ask "can I ask you a question?" when they're already asking a question. I hate that soooo much!!!!

Why do you hate that? ;)

Cass40
05-22-2014, 03:36 PM
Why do you hate that? ;)

BECAUSE I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THEY ARE ASKING A PERMISSION TO DO SOMETHING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING!!!!!!! Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!


:D

deadwoodgregg
05-22-2014, 04:23 PM
BECAUSE I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THEY ARE ASKING A PERMISSION TO DO SOMETHING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING!!!!!!! Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!


:DCan I ask you a question? Why are you yelling little lady? :)

Cass40
05-22-2014, 04:28 PM
Can I ask you a question? Why are you yelling little lady? :)

Cause I have anger issues :(

I'm working on it.

so-tex
05-22-2014, 04:30 PM
When there is me and one other person riding in the truck, and they ask hey, did you fart?

deadwoodgregg
05-22-2014, 04:49 PM
Cause I have anger issues :(

I'm working on it.http://i.imgflip.com/90mqp.jpg

SP1966
05-22-2014, 06:05 PM
Or.. when people ask "can I ask you a question?" when they're already asking a question. I hate that soooo much!!!!

Just say yes, one, and I just answered it!

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 06:07 PM
When there is me and one other person riding in the truck, and they ask hey, did you fart?
This is where window locks come in handy.

acrawlingchaos
05-22-2014, 06:15 PM
Is this the new snapper thread?

Geoff Richards
05-22-2014, 06:18 PM
Is this the new snapper thread?

don't ask stupid questions in here ACC


;)

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 06:18 PM
Is this the new snapper thread?
No pics yet so hard to tell.

There needs to be someone around here thats a gif master

Geoff Richards
05-22-2014, 06:20 PM
No pics yet so hard to tell.

There needs to be someone around here thats a gif master

check your mirror gifmasterelite :D

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 06:22 PM
check your mirror gifmasterelite :D

I did and all I saw was my dad.

Geoff Richards
05-22-2014, 06:22 PM
I did and all I saw was my dad.

personality disorders are wonderful

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 06:29 PM
personality disorders are wonderful

My dads a handsome fuker. ;)

deadwoodgregg
05-22-2014, 06:31 PM
There needs to be someone around here thats a gif masterYour giffing has been absent of late. Even the greats have to remain active to keep teh skillz sharp.

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 06:42 PM
Your giffing has been absent of late. Even the greats have to remain active to keep teh skillz sharp.
I gif so much Google images has a section under my username


True story

deadwoodgregg
05-22-2014, 06:52 PM
I gif so much Google images has a section under my username


True storyOh yeah

http://www.abload.de/img/cowboybiker50cent1gfs0p.gif

Fiddy Cent feat. CBB

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 07:01 PM
Oh yeah

http://www.abload.de/img/cowboybiker50cent1gfs0p.gif

Fiddy Cent feat. CBB

I'm famous.

or is that infamous?

Cass40
05-22-2014, 07:03 PM
What does it mean when some users have bodypoints?

Hope I can ask this here since it's a stupid question thread..

cowboybiker
05-22-2014, 07:10 PM
What does it mean when some users have bodypoints?

Hope I can ask this here since it's a stupid question thread..

Its from nood trading.

JediRN
05-22-2014, 09:11 PM
You know how they make those black boxes in airplanes able to survive any crash and keep functioning? Why don't they build the whole plane the same way?

so-tex
05-22-2014, 09:17 PM
Why doesn't the OP rep me?

Geoff Richards
05-22-2014, 09:57 PM
can I still shop online if the internet access is down

GuyJin
05-22-2014, 11:16 PM
Will I get hyooge from doing d'bell flyes and curls in the sqwat rack. My legs grow real fast just by walking and I don't want to be too out of proportion.

Why do videos always seem to slow down in the afternoon?

Is Sy going to make me a real sammich? She promised!
:)

tryintorebuild
05-23-2014, 12:50 AM
Will I get hyooge from doing d'bell flyes and curls in the sqwat rack. My legs grow real fast just by walking and I don't want to be too out of proportion.

Why do videos always seem to slow down in the afternoon?

Is Sy going to make me a real sammich? She promised!
:)

Yeah, I hate it when people say they don't lift or do a certain lift because they don't want to get too muscular. But I understand their concerns, fortunately I've disciplined my body not to do that:)

Geoff Richards
05-23-2014, 04:07 AM
Yeah, I hate it when people say they don't lift or do a certain lift because they don't want to get too muscular. But I understand their concerns, fortunately I've disciplined my body not to do that:)

I didn't want to get too muscular and by crikey it worked !

damn me and my stupid wants

steffo99
05-23-2014, 04:08 AM
What is so-tex doing with that Buffalo?

http://i.imgur.com/my9As6X.jpg

NOVACommute
05-23-2014, 04:47 AM
Starting College in FL I thought "What's up?" was a stupid question. People said it everywhere, folks you just passed by on
the sidewalk. But nobody wanted to stop and actually hear me explain what I was up to.

So much this. You actually try to answer their question and they give you that 'why are you telling me this?' look. In college I had some standard, quick replies:
1) Not my GPA (grade point average).
2) Not my first serve percentage (as in tennis).
And on those really specially occassions where people would get ticked off at me for responding the same way (who never saw the irony, even after I explained to them that they were asking me the same exact dang question)...
3) Not my opinion of you.

Now that I'm old and all professional and stuff... my standard answer to this is:
4) All kinds of stuff.

jtroster
05-23-2014, 04:48 AM
Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Why do drivers pick their noses when they are stopped at a red light?

ajdahlheimer
05-23-2014, 05:08 AM
Why do drivers pick their noses when they are stopped at a red light?

Probably cuz they are too busy texting when they are actually moving.......

mcbourque
05-23-2014, 05:25 AM
What does it mean when some users have bodypoints?

Hope I can ask this here since it's a stupid question thread..

They have a special club and they don't want us in. Fine then!!! :mad:

cowboybiker
05-23-2014, 05:43 AM
Why do some drivers speed up to pass you, only to slow you down? Former hall monitors?

And why is it almost always a Prius?

steffo99
05-23-2014, 05:47 AM
They have a special club and they don't want us in. Fine then!!! :mad:
I vote to give you guys a bodypoint, but Oceanside is first I think.