View Full Version : Russell - Kevin Durant

05-15-2014, 11:20 PM
Aww look at my beautiful mom
That's my MVP
Silly sleepy head
Yesterday you changed my diaper
Wiped me and powdered me
How did I get so big?
Can't believe it now I'm 25
Mom you're so precious
I'm so proud of you
Sit down Westbrook
If you shoot again I'll beat the shiit out of you

Don't make me wake Scotty
He don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit shooting bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and ignore Serge too
Oh, what's a matter Russ?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad bitch, you're gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna hold the ball? That's fine!
But not for you to take more shots, are you out you're mind?
This ball, this MVP, this whole team is mine!
How could you shoot more than me and Reggie combined?
Look Rus
Look at your teammate now!
I said look at him!
He ain't so nice now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the fuk up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a fuk!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Scotty alone, what if he gets fired?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in Milwaukee

05-15-2014, 11:21 PM

05-16-2014, 01:45 AM
Fukkin lol. Repped.

05-16-2014, 05:19 AM
So long, Russ you did me so wrong
I would rather go onnnnn
Going for a ring without you

05-16-2014, 05:25 AM
If only kd wasn't the one that tells him to shoot so much.

05-16-2014, 05:26 AM
The Eagles' Stan was better

05-16-2014, 10:15 AM
The Eagles' Stan was better

That will forever be goat