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pharmamarketer
05-09-2014, 04:03 PM
I overdosed on steak today and my gay executive assistant, who can't find shirts that fit, saved me. Close call

Weird thing is my elbows taste strange now.

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 04:07 PM
Describe the flavor of your elbow.

pharmamarketer
05-09-2014, 04:11 PM
Describe the flavor of your elbow.

Canadian bacon. Just not right

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 04:15 PM
Canadian bacon. Just not right

There's nothing right about Canadian bacon.

pharmamarketer
05-09-2014, 04:21 PM
There's nothing right about Canadian bacon.

Did I mention my executive assistant was gay?

GuyJin
05-09-2014, 04:24 PM
As long as you didn't b!tch slap him, it's all good.

Or something.

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 04:27 PM
Did I mention my executive assistant was gay?

Oh. I thought he was ghey?

DuracellBunny
05-09-2014, 04:28 PM
You didn't crap in your mua tai shorts whilst doing bodyweight exercises 'cause squats are bad for your knees, so it's all good.

latebloomingmom
05-09-2014, 04:41 PM
know how I know this isnt true...if a gay man cooked I can believe it was 5 star and worth over-eating...but there aint no way in hell he could not pick you out something that would fit like a glove and look fabulous :rolleyes:

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 04:49 PM
there aint no way in hell he could not pick you out something that would fit like a glove and look fabulous :rolleyes:
All that time in the closet comes in handy.

SteveWright1
05-09-2014, 04:57 PM
if you avoided the gangs and militia, then you had a reasonable day in my opinion

poundXpound
05-09-2014, 05:05 PM
Weird thing is my elbows taste strange now.

I wonder how many tried to see if they could taste their elbow?

induced_drag
05-09-2014, 07:19 PM
I overdosed on steak today and my gay executive assistant


Interesting how context can change things. :D

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 07:29 PM
Interesting how context can change things. :D

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

kimm4
05-09-2014, 07:31 PM
Interesting how context can change things. :D

I almost said the same thing ha, ha! :D

I wonder if there was any dessert?...

GuyJin
05-09-2014, 08:01 PM
I almost said the same thing ha, ha! :D

I wonder if there was any dessert?...
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Looked at your avi butt shot, thought "rump roast" and then slapped myself silly for having impure thoughts.

:D

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 08:28 PM
We're off to see the wizard.

The wonderful wizard of Od.

latebloomingmom
05-09-2014, 08:33 PM
Oz's brother ...kinda like Jimmy Carter's brother Billy?

the Great and All Powerful Oz will not be here today so heeeeeeeere's Od

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 08:37 PM
And Od never did give nothing to the Tin man. That he didn't, didn't already have.

latebloomingmom
05-09-2014, 08:38 PM
And Od never did give nothing to the Tin man. That he didn't, didn't already have.and for the scarcrow a pack of matches...only you can prevent forest fires :)

GuyJin
05-09-2014, 08:41 PM
We're off to see the wizard.

The wonderful wizard of Od.
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For a second I wuz thunking someone wuz gonna go all Dean Koontz here, but guess not. The wizard iz a good idea.

It always reminded me of this joke.

"What's wrong, Cyclops?"
"I lost my contact len."

BWAHAHAHAHA! I make a funny.

I used that in Death Bytes. :D

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 08:52 PM
And you can't even call them Munchkins anymore.

The politically correct term is Manlet.

Dr.Griefo
05-09-2014, 08:54 PM
I almost said the same thing ha, ha! :D

I wonder if there was any dessert?...

After seeing the Kimm's avi I was unable to remember what the original thread was all about.

kimm4
05-09-2014, 09:00 PM
After seeing the Kimm's avi I was unable to remember what the original thread was all about.

I think it was about Canadian bacon and hot pockets...

Or something like that...

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 09:07 PM
I think it was about Canadian bacon and hot pockets...

Or something like that...

Hot pockets suck!

Bring on teh negs!!!!

Oceanside
05-09-2014, 09:20 PM
Weird thing is my elbows taste strange now.

we're just glad your knees aren't bleeding

latebloomingmom
05-09-2014, 09:21 PM
rug burn hurts :(

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 09:24 PM
rug burn hurts :(

Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

GuyJin
05-09-2014, 09:37 PM
CBB and Oceanside are mutts.

Just figured I'd toss that in there along with the hotpockets, bacon, and eighties muzak.

Fishman15
05-09-2014, 09:41 PM
All that time in the closet comes in handy.

That was solid CBB. You are on your game today...

Fishman15
05-09-2014, 09:47 PM
I wonder how many tried to see if they could taste their elbow?

Tried to taste elbow crew checking in. Had my tongue out all day but never once threatened actual contact with my elbow. BRB googling tongue to elbow stretching...

Old-Time-Lifter
05-09-2014, 10:30 PM
I think it was about Canadian bacon and hot pockets...

Or something like that...

Hot Pockets, aren't those the things on the back of Kimm's jeans?

;)

pharmamarketer
05-10-2014, 05:33 AM
Interesting how context can change things. :D

Lmao

RogerFootball
05-10-2014, 07:54 PM
I overdosed on steak today and my gay executive assistant, who can't find shirts that fit, saved me. Close call

Weird thing is my elbows taste strange now.

I just ate a hamburger in one bite and threw it up.