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cowboybiker
05-08-2014, 09:41 AM
I was checking myself out in the reflection of my truck window.
My wife said there were people in an office building watching me.
I started flexing and posing.

ArchAngel'73
05-08-2014, 09:45 AM
Same thing except I'd show them what you can't...
what a real man's legs look like.
:D

Come at me bro
I'll bust a lat spread and block teh sun.

HoosierHardGain
05-08-2014, 09:54 AM
Same thing except I'd show them what you can't...
what a real man's legs look like.
:D

Come at me bro
I'll bust a lat spread and block teh sun.

I would too. Except, then they'd run out of the building yelling at me, "DYEL?"

cowboybiker
05-08-2014, 09:58 AM
My wife walking away mumbling under her breath was priceless.

ArchAngel'73
05-08-2014, 10:06 AM
I would too. Except, then they'd run out of the building yelling at me, "DYEL?"

Respond with "Reps for Jesus!" to make it all a very interesting situation.


My wife walking away mumbling under her breath was priceless.

Selfie with mirror reflection or it didn't happen.

deadwoodgregg
05-08-2014, 10:13 AM
I was checking myself out in the reflection of my truck window.
My wife said there were people in an office building watching me.
I started flexing and posing.I would told her that my reflection looked thin and to make me a sammich.

cowboybiker
05-08-2014, 10:18 AM
Selfies are ghey.

Besides, I just tried and it doesn't look pretty on camera.

Fuk selfies.

bigdogfarmhand
05-08-2014, 10:20 AM
I would have ripped my shirt off and started singing bringing on the heartache as loud as I can

NOVACommute
05-08-2014, 12:23 PM
Cowboybiker, is this you?
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FlaIronMind
05-08-2014, 12:35 PM
Would have busted out the guit and made like Roy Clark. Mutton chops required. Buck Owens, not necessary, but always welcomed.

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FlaIronMind
05-08-2014, 12:45 PM
Cowboybiker, is this you?
[youtube]TdrE1VMxzoE[youtube]

CBB is more like...

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Incidentally, one of my most favorite songs from when I was a kid. I still know every word and still have the record that my parents bought me at Sears (I think...it might have been Monkey Ward).

deadwoodgregg
05-08-2014, 12:52 PM
Would have busted out the guit and made like Roy Clark.Roy Clark deserves his own thread. An expert at playing so many different musical instruments.

FlaIronMind
05-08-2014, 12:57 PM
Roy Clark deserves his own thread. An expert at playing so many different musical instruments.

QFT. And it still wouldn't get enough views.

NOVACommute
05-08-2014, 01:13 PM
CBB is more like...

FlaIronMind, I just repped you for Roy, I can't rep you for Glen too. Slow down.

Karl_Hungus
05-08-2014, 02:10 PM
I was checking myself out in the reflection of my truck window.
My wife said there were people in an office building watching me.
I started flexing and posing.

You shoulda walked up to the window, tore off your shirt while saying "What are you gonna do brother.....when cowboy-mania runs wild on yooooouuuuu!!"



Selfies are ghey.

Besides, I just tried and it doesn't look pretty on camera.

Fuk selfies.

Agreed. if I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Calling them "selfies" as goddamned fruity as hell.

GuyJin
05-08-2014, 03:28 PM
I would have asked everyone who passed by "Do you even lift?" I'd have even asked children and pets. I don't discriminate.

In lieu of that, I would have Hulked out, posed down, frightened the civilians, caused mass lamentation of women, probably gotten arrested...








































...and then written a book about it.



































Like a boss!
:D

John Prophet
05-08-2014, 04:01 PM
seems a good time for this clip


strong Village People vibe

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FlaIronMind
05-08-2014, 04:35 PM
seems a good time for this clip


strong Village People vibe

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Lulz. Or, when the midnight hour comes at The Blue Oyster...

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TnRob
05-08-2014, 05:30 PM
I was checking myself out in the reflection of my truck window.
My wife said there were people in an office building watching me.
I started flexing and posing.


I probably would have done the same thing, along with a one-finger salute or an offer for a free bacon sammich!!