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so-tex
05-06-2014, 10:28 PM
Go!

Cass40
05-06-2014, 10:38 PM
I know, right!

He's organized, good at his job, compliments everybody...sounds like a total prick!

GuyJin
05-06-2014, 10:58 PM
He's organized, good at his job, compliments everybody...sounds like a total prick!

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Howard Johnson's right!

What workplaces need right now are lazy, gold-bricking muthas who are surly, incompetent, sexual harassers...but they gotta be straight!

:D

so-tex
05-06-2014, 10:59 PM
I know, right!

He's organized, good at his job, compliments everybody...sounds like a total prick!You got the prick part right. Other than that, I ain't got nuthin. :p

so-tex
05-06-2014, 11:03 PM
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Howard Johnson's right!

What workplaces need right now are lazy, gold-bricking muthas who are surly, incompetent, sexual harassers...but they gotta be straight!

:DHey, Cass, you could get this guy for sexual harassment.

Cass40
05-06-2014, 11:14 PM
Hey, Cass, you could get this guy for sexual harassment.

It's not harassment if you like it :)

so-tex
05-06-2014, 11:24 PM
It's not harassment if you like it :)True. Can't ya help me out a little here? GuyJin=No Good.

Cass40
05-06-2014, 11:34 PM
True. Can't ya help me out a little here? GuyJin=No Good.

O.K fine. I'll file a complaint to HR..

Karl_Hungus
05-07-2014, 12:05 AM
Hey everybody, I can appreciate the O35's attempts at humor, but sexual harassment is no laughing matter. I think many in this thread could learn a thing or two about this most important subject. Watch the video below, and learn about ways to keep your workplace free of the cancer that is sexual harassment.

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Cass40
05-07-2014, 12:46 AM
Great... So if it smells like a vagina in the room, I'm not allowed to say anything? Not even to the cleaning ladies, if I need them to come spray something?

bodyhard
05-07-2014, 05:35 AM
Neither do I, so I fired him yesterday. :)

cowboybiker
05-07-2014, 06:37 AM
Neither do I, so I fired him yesterday. :)

Send me his resume'

I'm in need of a butler and someone to keep my minions in line while I'm out fighting crime.

Sewing skills would be helpful cause my super suit gets damaged at times.

KeepItMoving
05-07-2014, 06:48 AM
Go!I think it's a fun thread. I bring the typical haters out of the woodwork EVERY time! :)

SteveWright1
05-07-2014, 07:03 AM
Neither do I, so I fired him yesterday. :)

did you ask him if he lifted?

and he replied "Yes, mostly shirts"

no homophobe checking in, live and let live being my philosophy

as long as they do not make it compulsory , then I have no issue with peoples choices

but an opportunity for a cheap one liner, can never be wasted eh?

Oceanside
05-07-2014, 07:14 AM
ghey people smell funny...

like glade potpourri air freshener...

I hate the smell of glade potpourri air freshener !

Karl_Hungus
05-07-2014, 07:17 AM
Great... So if it smells like a vagina in the room, I'm not allowed to say anything?

This is a tough one, because I think I can safely say that we have all made this comment to a co-worker at some point. Amirite?


Neither do I, so I fired him yesterday. :)

LMAO! :D

Phattso
05-07-2014, 07:21 AM
BH never said anything about how handsome he is. Disappoint :(

ArchAngel'73
05-07-2014, 07:24 AM
Great... So if it smells like a vagina in the room, I'm not allowed to say anything? Not even to the cleaning ladies, if I need them to come spray something?

I worked in an office with only women and me...bad times I tell ya.
When they would be b*tching about something I'd casually walk up , sniff the air, and declared it smelled like "Light Days" and then walk away.
Never accused of sexual harassment but was hit a few times.

bodyhard
05-07-2014, 08:03 AM
He cried like a little girl as gay men do. So I bitch slapped him.

latebloomingmom
05-07-2014, 08:19 AM
uh oh

poundXpound
05-07-2014, 08:54 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/c6ce16e6c922f50bb48abf4bd91cec61/tumblr_inline_n3v0bpYFrI1qjdfwp.gif

so-tex
05-07-2014, 09:06 AM
Neither do I, so I fired him yesterday. :)Lmao. Uh oh. Wtf?

sy2502
05-07-2014, 09:58 AM
Frankly I given even less of a fck about bodyhard than I do about his assistant.












:D

:D

mslman71
05-07-2014, 10:02 AM
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Howard Johnson's right!

What workplaces need right now are lazy, gold-bricking muthas who are surly, incompetent, sexual harassers...but they gotta be straight!

:D

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CdocFnegjE0/S_1OAjD8GbI/AAAAAAAAA4c/63p9RneqzHg/s400/blazingsaddles_huddleston

crupiea
05-07-2014, 10:24 AM
I worked in an office with only women and me...bad times I tell ya.
When they would be b*tching about something I'd casually walk up , sniff the air, and declared it smelled like "Light Days" and then walk away.
Never accused of sexual harassment but was hit a few times.

My last job I was outnumbered about 1000 to 1. They would give away prizes like nail care things and lotion and stuff like that. i just got used to it. I didnt expect any special treatment.

It is always an iffy proposition though when it comes to sexual harrassment and the like. i just made sure to not make any off color jokes or anything like that.

They could damn sure be catty though. One time someone went next door to get some starbucks and couldnt carry them all back so she left one on the counter and told the girl she could go next door and pick it up as she couldnt carry them all.

oh my god. The sniping that went on after that slight lasted for months after that. They never did get over themselves and it all seemed to stem from that starbucks slight.

crazy.

Old-Time-Lifter
05-07-2014, 10:29 AM
oh my god. The sniping that went on after that slight lasted for months after that. They never did get over themselves and it all seemed to stem from that starbucks slight.

crazy.

Understandable, coffee is serious business...

latebloomingmom
05-07-2014, 02:13 PM
that is because that woman had to sit there in the starbucks debating with herself whose coffee got left behind..and obvious slap in the face and downslide down the old totem pole of how important you are :)

GuyJin
05-07-2014, 02:15 PM
Whoops, someone got shipped off to banned camp. Damn, fast Mods are fast!

Personally, I agree with Olsen Johnson. Something's gotta be done about So-Tex's speling. It's a disgrace!

Can he all get a harrumph, gentlemen? (And ladies)

sy2502
05-07-2014, 02:18 PM
Whoops, someone got shipped off to banned camp. Damn, fast Mods are fast!

Ouch, what did he do this time? Was it some gay bashing in the other thread or something unrelated?

GuyJin
05-07-2014, 02:31 PM
Ouch, what did he do this time? Was it some gay bashing in the other thread or something unrelated?
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Have no idea. Probably not the gay bashing. Perhaps hinted at ultra-violence in another thread? Honestly, do not know.

deadwoodgregg
05-07-2014, 02:35 PM
Can he all get a harrumph, gentlemen? (And ladies)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY

Old-Time-Lifter
05-07-2014, 03:16 PM
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Have no idea. Probably not the gay bashing. Perhaps hinted at ultra-violence in another thread? Honestly, do not know.

Well that sucks...

sy2502
05-07-2014, 03:20 PM
Well that sucks...

Don't you worry about BH, he'll be fine. It's not like he's never been banned before... :D

so-tex
05-07-2014, 03:37 PM
Whoops, someone got shipped off to banned camp. Damn, fast Mods are fast!

Personally, I agree with Olsen Johnson. Something's gotta be done about So-Tex's speling. It's a disgrace!

Can he all get a harrumph, gentlemen? (And ladies)It's pretty bad when the OP can't spell the title right.

pharmamarketer
05-07-2014, 04:27 PM
So, what are everyone's thoughts on the gay lifestyle?

cowboybiker
05-07-2014, 04:32 PM
Bodyhard fires his assistant.
Then he gets banned.

Coincidence?

Or did the rainbow coalition have something to do about it?

Oceanside
05-07-2014, 04:46 PM
So, what are everyone's thoughts on the gay lifestyle?

as stated above, I think they smell like a bathroom that someone just took a dump in.

sy2502
05-07-2014, 04:47 PM
So, what are everyone's thoughts on the gay lifestyle?

BH would go insane at my workplace... more than half of the people here are gay. Oddly enough we are the best in the world in our field. Who would have thought "teh gays" could actually work and work really well? OMG I actually shared an office with a lesbian for a bit! OMG OMG OMG! What if it rubbed off? Actually we even go to the work gym together. I have changed clothes in front of her! She's seen my bewbs and my vajey, holy crap, how can I live with myself now!!!

pharmamarketer
05-07-2014, 04:54 PM
Bodyhard fires his assistant.
Then he gets banned.

Coincidence?

Or did the rainbow coalition have something to do about it?

He got banned for that? Lol. Well, I smell a new thread at another site

so-tex
05-07-2014, 05:06 PM
So, what are everyone's thoughts on the gay lifestyle?Meh..As long as they don't force their lifestyle on me, I could care less.


as stated above, I think they smell like a bathroom that someone just took a dump in.Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Old-Time-Lifter
05-07-2014, 05:15 PM
Not sure about the rest of you scumbags but I think turtles are pretty cool...

so-tex
05-07-2014, 05:20 PM
Not sure about the rest of you scumbags but I think turtles are pretty cool...Thread saved. Turtles are nice.

cowboybiker
05-07-2014, 05:25 PM
Thread saved. Turtles are nice.

Especially in soup.

Nikonguy
05-07-2014, 05:25 PM
Don't you worry about BH, he'll be fine. It's not like he's never been banned before... :D

BH has his own parking space and cabin at banned camp. :cool:

kimm4
05-07-2014, 05:41 PM
I don't care about BH's assistant...there's bigger fish to fry.

Someone just reported one of my gallery pics to be deleted.

I've got it narrowed down to an out of shape woman or a gay man.

Continue...

mcbourque
05-07-2014, 05:44 PM
Not sure about the rest of you scumbags but I think turtles are pretty cool...

:cool:

http://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31.0-8/1495923_10202712152787926_1413096086_o.jpg

mcbourque
05-07-2014, 05:46 PM
I don't care about BH's assistant...there's bigger fish to fry.

Someone just reported one of my gallery pics to be deleted.

I've got it narrowed down to an out of shape woman or a gay man.

Continue...

Wait what?
And this had nothing to do with the complain about this very topic on the main O35 forum today?

Cass40
05-07-2014, 05:46 PM
I don't care about BH's assistant...there's bigger fish to fry.

Someone just reported one of my gallery pics to be deleted.

I've got it narrowed down to an out of shape woman or a gay man.

Continue...

Now I have to go stalk your gallery before they delete all the good stuff!!

cowboybiker
05-07-2014, 05:49 PM
I don't care about BH's assistant...there's bigger fish to fry.

Someone just reported one of my gallery pics to be deleted

I've got it narrowed down to an out of shape woman or a gay man.

Continue... Illuminate

kimm4
05-07-2014, 05:55 PM
Wait what?
And this had nothing to do with the complain about this very topic on the main O35 forum today?

There was nothing wrong with my pic, so I'm not sure what happened.

It would be nice to let me know what the issue and or complaint was before taking it down.

I'll make sure to focus more on my tits and crotch shots instead...

poundXpound
05-07-2014, 05:56 PM
http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t340/Vintagehamiltons/Hawaii%20-%202013/Fauna/Hawaii2013270_zpsaa3991d0.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t340/Vintagehamiltons/Hawaii%20-%202013/Fauna/Hawaii2013267_zps144ec472.jpg

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t340/Vintagehamiltons/Hawaii%20-%202013/Fauna/Hawaii2013272_zpsba75ab77.jpg

GuyJin
05-07-2014, 06:00 PM
It's pretty bad when the OP can't spell the title right.

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That's 'cuz youve been hanging out with CBB to much.
Sheesh...

:D

cowboybiker
05-07-2014, 06:01 PM
There was nothing wrong with my pic, so I'm not sure what happened.

It would be nice to let me know what the issue and or complaint was before taking it down.

I'll make sure to focus more on my tits and crotch shots instead...Guess we're supposed to just take your word for it cause none of us are aware of what pic you're talking about.

Cough* cough

cowboybiker
05-07-2014, 06:03 PM
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That's 'cuz youve been hanging out with CBB to much.
Sheesh...

:DI've never accidentally misspelled a thread title.

GuyJin
05-07-2014, 06:05 PM
BH would go insane at my workplace... more than half of the people here are gay. Oddly enough we are the best in the world in our field. Who would have thought "teh gays" could actually work and work really well? OMG I actually shared an office with a lesbian for a bit! OMG OMG OMG! What if it rubbed off? Actually we even go to the work gym together. I have changed clothes in front of her! She's seen my bewbs and my vajey, holy crap, how can I live with myself now!!!
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You must realize, Sy, that there is an agenda going on. They want you to give in. That's what they want, THAT'S what they ALL want!

However, there are de-gaying camps all across this great nation, so prepare yourself to be SAVED!

Hallelujah, gay no more!

:D









































(This timely message was brought to you by your friendly neighborhood straight committee. We live to serve)

























PS--Totally not serious about any of the above.

Corbi
05-07-2014, 06:05 PM
http://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/p417x417/305107_185352411548983_2095056309_n.jpg

http://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/385511_185368948213996_239248449_n.jpg

GuyJin
05-07-2014, 06:44 PM
Waitin' for CBB to post up a .gif of dat dere snappin' turtle draggin' that poor bird to its watery grave.

Turtles is all cool, anyways.

latebloomingmom
05-07-2014, 07:49 PM
oooooo turtles

Kimm is beautiful and someone be jealous


oooooo turtles :D

Oceanside
05-07-2014, 07:53 PM
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2014/05/01/14864742/profilepic/KqSlDJoKGZDWANQtWiriAVMudIZCrjTPSsNba.jpg

I see your butt !

kimm4
05-07-2014, 07:58 PM
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2014/05/01/14864742/profilepic/KqSlDJoKGZDWANQtWiriAVMudIZCrjTPSsNba.jpg

I see your butt !

I'm sure this one is next.

gone in 3...2...1...

Bando
05-07-2014, 08:49 PM
I am reporting Kimm's pic as my right bicep vein tendonitis is acting up and that pic will surely make it worse.

Oceanside
05-07-2014, 09:00 PM
I am reporting Kimm's pic as my right bicep vein tendonitis is acting up and that pic will surely make it worse.

that's it...

you just hit the nail on the head..

some 22 year old kid that's doing a 12 step program of masturbators anonymous took offense to the temptation that kims throwing at him with her pic !

sometimes you're brilliant Bando !

Bando
05-07-2014, 09:14 PM
sometimes you're brilliant Bando !

"Internet intellect is like charging into battle on a donkey, with a sword formed from clay"

-Theodore Rosevelt

Oceanside
05-07-2014, 09:40 PM
"Internet intellect is like charging into battle on a donkey, with a sword formed from clay"

-Theodore Rosevelt

yeah...

but I thought it was pretty brilliant :)

sy2502
05-08-2014, 09:45 AM
There was nothing wrong with my pic, so I'm not sure what happened.

It would be nice to let me know what the issue and or complaint was before taking it down.

I'll make sure to focus more on my tits and crotch shots instead...

Funny there was some other thread recently of a guy complaining that one of his profile pics had been taken down by the mods for being inappropriate and I distinctly remember him saying something like "There are women here that have pics of their butts with just a string bikini bottom on, why isn't that inappropriate". Maybe it was him... ;)

cowboybiker
05-08-2014, 10:00 AM
I'm sure this one is next.

gone in 3...2...1...

You'd think you'd know teh rulz by now Kimm.

kimm4
05-08-2014, 11:55 AM
Funny there was some other thread recently of a guy complaining that one of his profile pics had been taken down by the mods for being inappropriate and I distinctly remember him saying something like "There are women here that have pics of their butts with just a string bikini bottom on, why isn't that inappropriate". Maybe it was him... ;)

Really? Huh...


You'd think you'd know teh rulz by now Kimm.

Yes, I finally understand the rules. No solid back shots and or squat a$$e$ allowed...tits only or gtfo!

Did I win?! :D

Meh...it's all good. :)

Do_Somethin
05-08-2014, 12:30 PM
He cried like a little girl as gay men do. So I bitch slapped him.

He may have gotten banned for making a douchebag statement like that.

MiamiSpartan
05-08-2014, 10:10 PM
Neither do I, so I fired him yesterday. :)

Ah great!! I'll get my resume sent in right away!!!
:D

Mindi912
05-09-2014, 10:18 AM
Neither do I, so I fired him yesterday. :)

Need a replacement?

latebloomingmom
05-09-2014, 10:46 AM
alright but there is no crying being BH's assistant :)

onmyway01
05-09-2014, 01:47 PM
alright but there is no crying being BH's assistant :)

I don't see the point of making a whole thread about it if you really don't care. Unless the point is to draw attention to his insecurities, which I think his thread did quite well. I'm actually quite surprised he would post such a thread online, or others respond to said thread, considering that in his state such a thread and omission could be used against him in a court of law for discrimination, rightly or wrongly.

MiamiSpartan
05-09-2014, 01:48 PM
(Practicing for the new job..). "Your bald head looks particularly sexy to dudes today Mr Bodyhard..."
:-)

Brackneyc
05-09-2014, 02:25 PM
I don't see the point of making a whole thread about it if you really don't care. Unless the point is to draw attention to his insecurities, which I think his thread did quite well. I'm actually quite surprised he would post such a thread online, or others respond to said thread, considering that in his state such a thread and omission could be used against him in a court of law for discrimination, rightly or wrongly.
You a lawyer?

latebloomingmom
05-09-2014, 02:48 PM
I don't see the point of making a whole thread about it if you really don't care. Unless the point is to draw attention to his insecurities, which I think his thread did quite well. I'm actually quite surprised he would post such a thread online, or others respond to said thread, considering that in his state such a thread and omission could be used against him in a court of law for discrimination, rightly or wrongly.I believe and I am really just spitballing here...that BH does whatever he damn well pleases
whether he did what he said or he was just bullsh*tting..only he knows

Nikonguy
05-09-2014, 02:57 PM
I don't see the point of making a whole thread about it if you really don't care. Unless the point is to draw attention to his insecurities, which I think his thread did quite well. I'm actually quite surprised he would post such a thread online, or others respond to said thread, considering that in his state such a thread and omission could be used against him in a court of law for discrimination, rightly or wrongly.


(Practicing for the new job..). "Your bald head looks particularly sexy to dudes today Mr Bodyhard..."
:-)

I LOLed that these two posts were made one after the other.

NB4 top and bottom joke

Cass40
05-09-2014, 03:04 PM
I don't see the point of making a whole thread about it if you really don't care. Unless the point is to draw attention to his insecurities, which I think his thread did quite well. I'm actually quite surprised he would post such a thread online, or others respond to said thread, considering that in his state such a thread and omission could be used against him in a court of law for discrimination, rightly or wrongly.

You have a point there, and if you wear a big hat, nobody will notice!

so-tex
05-09-2014, 03:06 PM
I don't see the point of making a whole thread about it if you really don't care. Unless the point is to draw attention to his insecurities, which I think his thread did quite well. I'm actually quite surprised he would post such a thread online, or others respond to said thread, considering that in his state such a thread and omission could be used against him in a court of law for discrimination, rightly or wrongly.I made this thread in good fun. It is not intended to be a bash bodyhard thread. Let's keep it that way, since he is not here to defend himself.

latebloomingmom
05-09-2014, 03:09 PM
heeeeeeeeyyyyy I wear a big hat :mad:

Brackneyc
05-09-2014, 03:10 PM
heeeeeeeeyyyyy I wear a big hat :mad:


I wear big shoes.....

cowboybiker
05-09-2014, 03:10 PM
I don't see the point of making a whole thread about it if you really don't care. Unless the point is to draw attention to his insecurities, which I think his thread did quite well. I'm actually quite surprised he would post such a thread online, or others respond to said thread, considering that in his state such a thread and omission could be used against him in a court of law for discrimination, rightly or wrongly.
Awful lot of butthurt for a gay man.

so-tex
05-09-2014, 03:15 PM
Awful lot of butthurt for a gay man.It all makes sense now. :)

Cass40
05-09-2014, 03:18 PM
Awful lot of butthurt for a gay man.

Apparently, lube is also a gay man's best friend :)

deadwoodgregg
05-09-2014, 03:51 PM
Apparently, lube is also a gay man's best friend :)Not sure how old this one is, but I stumbled onto it last week and thought it was funny.












http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6903483&d=1399675756

waldopepper
05-09-2014, 04:01 PM
Go!

5 star thread

steffo99
05-09-2014, 04:19 PM
Not sure how old this one is, but I stumbled onto it last week and thought it was funny.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6903483&d=1399675756
Santa's present if you been bad that year. So be kind and respectful O35 Misc.

Cass40
05-09-2014, 04:22 PM
Eeeww...that's one hairy beast.

I'm sure BF's assistant shaves.

deadwoodgregg
05-09-2014, 05:01 PM
Eeeww...that's one hairy beast.Boffum b sum hairy critters.

steffo99
05-10-2014, 02:10 AM
All this reminded me of some In living Color skits - miss this show.

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