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FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 07:32 PM
...after all these years, who knew?


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SP1966
05-05-2014, 07:36 PM
I always envisioned it as more of a big warehouse type store with all the inventory they would have available!

1fapalldey
05-05-2014, 07:37 PM
Dat you constanza ?

cowboybiker
05-05-2014, 07:37 PM
What does one buy at the jerk store that can't easily be found for free?

LaudyBrah
05-05-2014, 07:38 PM
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FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 07:41 PM
I always envisioned it as more of a big warehouse type store with all the inventory they would have available!

No doubt with a constant ebb and flow of Penske trucks.


What does one buy at the jerk store that can't easily be found for free?

Not sure. On this instance, I couldn't bring myself to go into anyplace which boasts about serving "vegetarian food." Figured they would have tons of shrimp though.

SP1966
05-05-2014, 07:44 PM
Not sure. On this instance, I couldn't bring myself to go into anyplace which boasts about serving "vegetarian food." Figured they would have tons of shrimp though.

Cows are vegetarians so wouldn't a store that sells vegetarian food have beef? :confused:

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 07:46 PM
Cows are vegetarians so wouldn't a store that sells vegetarian food have beef? :confused:

Wasn't this touched on once before?...something about cows standing outside in the rain...but they're suede?

SP1966
05-05-2014, 07:48 PM
Wasn't this touched on once before?...something about cows standing outside in the rain...but they're suede?

A cows swede is on the inside so it's safe!

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 07:49 PM
A cows swede is on the inside so it's safe!

Wait, how did the Swedes get involved?

cowboybiker
05-05-2014, 07:50 PM
I dont understand the vegetarian diet.

Cows are vegetarians and my steaks have fat.

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 07:51 PM
I dont understand the vegetarian diet.

Cows are vegetarians and my steaks have fat.

Stand by...maybe the Swedes can shed some light on this. If not some light, then at least a package of Anna's Ginger Thins.

cowboybiker
05-05-2014, 07:51 PM
Wait, how did the Swedes get involved?
This.

Everyone knows fine Corinthian leather is best

latebloomingmom
05-05-2014, 07:52 PM
Jerk K


uh huh
my only question would be




y?

SP1966
05-05-2014, 07:52 PM
Wait, how did the Swedes get involved?

Isn't the animal pron legal there? :eek:

I think they've sabotaged the english language cuz I'm sure suede was supposed to be spelled swede. :rolleyes:

Stalldad
05-05-2014, 07:54 PM
My food poops on vegetarian's food.

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 07:55 PM
Isn't the animal pron legal there? :eek:


Denmark.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

so-tex
05-05-2014, 07:56 PM
...after all these years, who knew?


http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa440/flaironmind/IMG_6911600x800_zps2947b2b5.jpgNice Ford SUV. Would you mind explaining why you were parked in front of a well known gay bar? Not that is matters.

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 07:59 PM
Nice Ford SUV. Would you mind explaining why you were parked in front of a well known gay bar? Not that is matters.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Seinfeld amateurs.

Brackneyc
05-05-2014, 08:00 PM
I dont understand the vegetarian diet.

Cows are vegetarians and my steaks have fat.

Good genetics. Mine work the same way. I turn all food into fat.

cowboybiker
05-05-2014, 08:10 PM
Good genetics. Mine work the same way. I turn all food into fat.

Me too, but skinny fat's ok.

latebloomingmom
05-05-2014, 08:13 PM
one of ya'll should figure out how to turn all food into ice cream :)

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 08:14 PM
...but skinny fat's ok.

Especially in the bizarro world.

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 08:18 PM
one of ya'll should figure out how to turn all food into ice cream :)

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Frnkd
05-05-2014, 08:22 PM
I always envisioned it as more of a big warehouse type store with all the inventory they would have available!

Wasnt that your first job?


:D

SP1966
05-05-2014, 08:34 PM
Wasnt that your first job?


:D

Kept the shelves stocked all by my self!! :)

so-tex
05-05-2014, 08:34 PM
O.K. I don't know what hell is going on here. I don't watch T.V., but I'm getting hungry. Y'all can find me at repmebithces.com.

cowboybiker
05-05-2014, 08:35 PM
Especially in the bizarro world.

Isn't that here?

SP1966
05-05-2014, 08:36 PM
O.K. I don't know what hell is going on here. I don't watch T.V., but I'm getting hungry. Y'all can find me at repmebithces.com.

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cowboybiker
05-05-2014, 08:39 PM
O.K. I don't know what hell is going on here. I don't watch T.V., but I'm getting hungry. Y'all can find me at repmebithces.com.
If you'd stop getting thrown out of every Wing Stop in Texas, maybe you could fix that.

so-tex
05-05-2014, 08:44 PM
If you'd stop getting thrown out of every Wing Stop in Texas, maybe you could fix that.But I don't even watch T.V. at Wingstop? Whutgivesjpg.

FlaIronMind
05-05-2014, 08:46 PM
Isn't that here?

You would think. But then you hit the streets and get a glimpse of humanity and realize that The Decline of Western Civilization wasn't just a killer movie.

weiss1967
05-05-2014, 10:09 PM
I don't understand this thread, been readin and reading till I got nose bleed and still dont get it

SP1966
05-05-2014, 10:19 PM
I don't understand this thread, been readin and reading till I got nose bleed and still dont get it

Canadians. :rolleyes:

Frnkd
05-05-2014, 11:53 PM
Tatiana shops at the jerk store......lol

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Fishman15
05-06-2014, 09:37 PM
Tatiana shops at the jerk store......lol

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"We're living in a society here"..."Seinfeld Faw"!

Don't get me started on this stuff...

Fishman15
05-06-2014, 10:26 PM
I don't understand this thread, been readin and reading till I got nose bleed and still dont get it

This will explain a part of it...only a small part though...there's so much more...

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weiss1967
05-07-2014, 04:24 PM
This will explain a part of it...only a small part though...there's so much more...

Well I watched and watched, and then I watched cows going home. Better show by the way. Anyways, those people behind the scene, what they were laughing about?