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iLLMathematics
04-24-2014, 06:55 PM
I know there's a software to know "how many times it's been turned on" and "how many hours its been on for."


Anybody know?

nilekyle
04-24-2014, 06:57 PM
there is no way to find this out

juiceboxx03
04-24-2014, 06:59 PM
Craigslist hates him. Just kidding, but I don't think you'll know, just pray it doesn't crap out on you

NotoriousSRJ
04-24-2014, 07:45 PM
you can use a black light to find out where the sperm lands most of the time.

HowsMyClutch
04-24-2014, 09:20 PM
Rub your fingers across the keys and count how many times your fingers stick.

Pexterra
04-24-2014, 09:28 PM
dat der sperm

areyouaweir
04-24-2014, 09:36 PM
just look up how old it is and then its easy just multiply the number of days by 3 for your average person or 10+ for a compulsive fapper