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bodyhard
04-09-2014, 02:45 PM
<---------Guilty as charged!!!

Taken just now!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/bodyhard_2008/chilling2014April_zpsc72686d1.jpg (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/bodyhard_2008/media/chilling2014April_zpsc72686d1.jpg.html)

lecarbusier
04-09-2014, 02:47 PM
hope i look as young at 49.

no homo.

TTCJoe
04-09-2014, 03:33 PM
guilty!

proof, my most recent:

http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2014/04/06/47350111/gallerypic/TfHNDeBZiHlCacKEwLLkOMjfizgUCgBfffib-610xh.jpg

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 03:35 PM
guilty!

proof, my most recent:

http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2014/04/06/47350111/gallerypic/TfHNDeBZiHlCacKEwLLkOMjfizgUCgBfffib-610xh.jpg

Nice!!!

GunBurn
04-09-2014, 03:38 PM
Any good photographer will tell ya....they stink. Give me a nice digital camera and tri-pod.
Also: I don't do Twitter or facebook, no smart phone, just a phone to call the wife to see if she wants me to pick up a quart of milk and some bread. And I'm as happy as a clam.
:) Oldschool Here.......Real old.

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 03:46 PM
Any good photographer will tell ya....they stink. Give me a nice digital camera and tri-pod.
Also: I don't do Twitter or facebook, no smart phone, just a phone to call the wife to see if she wants me to pick up a quart of milk and some bread. And I'm as happy as a clam.
:) Oldschool Here.......Real old.

Wow you are old not in age but in mind..

Brackneyc
04-09-2014, 04:40 PM
Wow you are old not in age but in mind..


Seems that way.


I always LOL at guys claiming to be old school. Some funny ****. My cell phone only makes calls....I'm old school.

FFS.

thrshr01
04-09-2014, 04:48 PM
Seems that way.


I always LOL at guys claiming to be old school. Some funny ****. My cell phone only makes calls....I'm old school.

FFS.

this is old school...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/NBTEL_PhoneBooth_Sussex_NB_2008_Pay_Phone_7368.jpg/364px-NBTEL_PhoneBooth_Sussex_NB_2008_Pay_Phone_7368.jpg

doughnutgut
04-09-2014, 04:52 PM
Take a selfie EVERY month and put it into an excel sheet. Have done since starting out like a potato.

Just to see if I can eventually not end up like a potato after this eating above maintenance malarky. :D

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 06:38 PM
Doughnut, you have to take a selfie for the fck of it, not progress pics lol

Geoff Richards
04-09-2014, 06:38 PM
rarely

don't see the point of it to be honest

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 06:40 PM
rarely

don't see the point of it to be honest WHat the.......how you can't see the need for a selfie? :confused:

V-240
04-09-2014, 06:41 PM
http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/6284/amazing-dog-selfies-945724210-nov-6-2013-1-600x500.jpg

http://web-images.chacha.com/images/Gallery/6284/amazing-dog-selfies-945724210-nov-6-2013-1-600x500.jpg

Geoff Richards
04-09-2014, 06:59 PM
WHat the.......how you can't see the need for a selfie? :confused:

I see me everyday in the mirror :)

<-------not an attention whore ;)

steffo99
04-09-2014, 07:15 PM
I leave it to the celebrities.

http://i.imgur.com/HXUmhBt.jpg

j/k

I take them sometimes but also guilty of taking them more as progress photos.

hmmmm16417
04-09-2014, 07:21 PM
all the time

HoustonTXMuscle
04-09-2014, 07:23 PM
Also guilty....am certainly among the oldest here. This one is from the end of February 2014.

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w389/htxmbob/Feb282014005.jpg (http://s1073.photobucket.com/user/htxmbob/media/Feb282014005.jpg.html)

GunBurn
04-09-2014, 07:53 PM
Hey bodyhard: got more degrees than you, teach college, I show my art in NYC, been a powerlifter and personal trainer, I play keyboards in a band, have a great family.
and I am a cancer survivor, what's in YOUR mind hater?

so-tex
04-09-2014, 07:53 PM
One! Only one! The last day of planting cotton.

http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s606/so-tex61/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg (http://s1308.photobucket.com/user/so-tex61/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg.html)

Brackneyc
04-09-2014, 07:57 PM
Hey bodyhard: got more degrees than you, teach college, I show my art in NYC, been a powerlifter and personal trainer, I play keyboards in a band, have a great family.
and I am a cancer survivor, what's in YOUR mind hater?

BH is in NYC. You do not have to take this from him.

Let us know how it goes.

djflex
04-09-2014, 08:00 PM
I never do, but I'm gonna start!

Its time i became part of the hip crowd

I guess other than my crappy avi

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 08:10 PM
I see me everyday in the mirror :)

<-------not an attention whore ;)

I know man, you have to HAVE something to show to become an attention whore, so I understand :D


Also guilty....am certainly among the oldest here. This one is from the end of February 2014.

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w389/htxmbob/Feb282014005.jpg (http://s1073.photobucket.com/user/htxmbob/media/Feb282014005.jpg.html)

Nice, more folks should be like you man!


Hey bodyhard: got more degrees than you, teach college, I show my art in NYC, been a powerlifter and personal trainer, I play keyboards in a band, have a great family.
and I am a cancer survivor, what's in YOUR mind hater?

LMFAO!!! Got under your skin didn't I old man?


http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s606/so-tex61/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps7f64f476.jpg

One! Only one! The last day of planting cotton.

Holy sh!t SoTex is in the know NICE!!!! :D


I never do, but I'm gonna start!

Its time i became part of the hip crowd

I guess other than my crappy avi

Yup Yup!!

pharmamarketer
04-09-2014, 08:11 PM
Yep

http://i.imgur.com/fDGgs5h.jpg

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 08:13 PM
Yeah bdddy OV35 represent!

GunBurn
04-09-2014, 08:18 PM
BH: That's Ok, haters like you like to get under people's skin. Your intellect probably goes as far as your cyber toys, and your character is about as deep. You don't even know me and you lash out with your Sophomoric attitude. Are you sure you are over 35? Amazing.

Geoff Richards
04-09-2014, 08:20 PM
righto
I'm having a crack at this

I didn't realise it was so damn difficult to do this
(I have a nerve thing passed down from my Dad,the steadier I try to be the more I shake)

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg243/geoff_062/Misc/IMAG0034_zpsgb2amlom.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/geoff_062/media/Misc/IMAG0034_zpsgb2amlom.jpg.html)

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 08:20 PM
BH: That's Ok, haters like you like to get under people's skin. Your intellect probably goes as far as your cyber toys, and your character is about as deep. You don't even know me and you lash out with your Sophomoric attitude. Are you sure you are over 35? Amazing.

F'cking ironic post is ironic

You haven't a clue do you?

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 08:21 PM
righto
I'm having a crack at this

I didn't realise it was so damn difficult to do this
(I have a nerve thing passed down from my Dad,the steadier I try to be the more I shake)

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg243/geoff_062/Misc/IMAG0034_zpsgb2amlom.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/geoff_062/media/Misc/IMAG0034_zpsgb2amlom.jpg.html)


Ha ha welcome to the club man!!! :D

Props for coming through!

Geoff Richards
04-09-2014, 08:23 PM
Ha ha welcome to the club man!!! :D

Props for coming through!

don't turn me into a whore or I will have to hate you !

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 08:25 PM
don't turn me into a whore or I will have to hate you !

Its a addicting man! All that hard work in the gym??? Show that sh!t off!!

Once again man, much props not many 51 year olds can pull off selfies! ;) Hell not many 20 years can pull them off..

so-tex
04-09-2014, 08:26 PM
BH: That's Ok, haters like you like to get under people's skin. Your intellect probably goes as far as your cyber toys, and your character is about as deep. You don't even know me and you lash out with your Sophomoric attitude. Are you sure you are over 35? Amazing.It seems to me that you're the one doing the bashing. Lighten up. :)

Bladerunner1811
04-09-2014, 08:29 PM
I leave it to the celebrities.

http://i.imgur.com/HXUmhBt.jpg

j/k

I take them sometimes but also guilty of taking them more as progress photos.

same here.seeing as I do not suffer form accesssive vanity when I do start taking them it's just to keep track of my progress...../. now wheres my camera! lol

bodyhard
04-09-2014, 08:31 PM
It seems to me that you're the one doing the bashing. Lighten up. :)

I pissed someone off, I still got it...

My 3 months ban did not take anything away from me! :D :D

Oceanside
04-09-2014, 08:34 PM
been a powerlifter and personal trainer,

http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2012/07/20/54926882/profilepic/DHOYtsKGAWvSCbIDbnbdfbsGvnNesBxqWwfua.jpg

lol ...powerlifting "meets" where everyone gets a trophy really don't count :)

OldCoach
04-09-2014, 08:36 PM
Hey So-Tex. if you read back, BodyHard made the first Slap. You don't insult someone's mind eh? :)

so-tex
04-09-2014, 08:40 PM
Hey So-Tex. if you read back, BodyHard made the first Slap. You don't insult someone's mind eh? :)You are correct. O.K., Bodyhard is a dipsh!t. Better? :)

OldCoach
04-09-2014, 08:43 PM
Go Lone Star State. Yeah!

kimm4
04-09-2014, 08:50 PM
Yup and with my show coming up, it's even worse.

It's disgusting...

Oceanside
04-09-2014, 08:51 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/geoffreybrent/008_zps1c50c3d7.jpg

so-tex
04-09-2014, 08:52 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/geoffreybrent/008_zps1c50c3d7.jpgThat's my buddy. :)

kimm4
04-09-2014, 08:56 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/geoffreybrent/008_zps1c50c3d7.jpg

Look out! BH is behind you! :D

Oceanside
04-09-2014, 08:56 PM
That's my buddy. :)

don't encourage me or you'll see progress pics of my butthole for the next 2 weeks !

GunBurn
04-09-2014, 09:05 PM
You guys look like powerlifters. I lifted with the Columbia Maryland Powerlifting team. Got to meet and workout with Don Reinhoudt and Larry Pacifico.
I was a 185 novice and my Buddy Brooke Blough was my mentor when I was a youngin. He Had the Maryland bench press record for two years at 195.

steffo99
04-09-2014, 09:06 PM
don't encourage me or you'll see progress pics of my butthole for the next 2 weeks !
Could be the start of a glorious new O35 thread.

so-tex
04-09-2014, 09:12 PM
Could be the start of a glorious new O35 thread.Yeah, that way we could count Oceanside's dingleberries to keep us entertained.

GuyJin
04-09-2014, 09:26 PM
Yeah, that way we could count Oceanside's dingleberries to keep us entertained.
---

Hey, CBB has already requested noodz, so it's a win-win for him and OS.

You look like Stan Hansen. Sort of.
More cowbell!

:D

Oceanside
04-09-2014, 10:25 PM
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Hey, CBB has already requested noodz, so it's a win-win for him and OS.

You look like Stan Hansen. Sort of.
More cowbell!

:D


good call on the stan hansen comparison !

Old-Time-Lifter
04-09-2014, 11:59 PM
righto
I'm having a crack at this

I didn't realise it was so damn difficult to do this
(I have a nerve thing passed down from my Dad,the steadier I try to be the more I shake)

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg243/geoff_062/Misc/IMAG0034_zpsgb2amlom.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/geoff_062/media/Misc/IMAG0034_zpsgb2amlom.jpg.html)

I assume you have an "essential tremor"? I have that as well, have had it my whole life but it's getting worse. These days I don't take any photos of any kind I let my wife and kids run the cameras. My sister has this too but neither of my parents did.

Karl_Hungus
04-10-2014, 12:02 AM
I have a selfie in bodyspace, but I don't like calling it a "selfie" because it just sounds too goddamned fruity.

Geoff Richards
04-10-2014, 12:11 AM
I assume you have an "essential tremor"? I have that as well, have had it my whole life but it's getting worse. These days I don't take any photos of any kind I let my wife and kids run the cameras. My sister has this too but neither of my parents did.

OTL

yeah I would guess it's the same,I forget what the Dr's told my Dad.
Mine too is getting worse,poor old Dad can't even carry a cup of tea,most of the time mine is not noticeable until
I have to hold something still,then I shake like a dog ****ting razor blades :eek:

Oceanside
04-10-2014, 12:26 AM
I have a selfie in bodyspace, but I don't like calling it a "selfie" because it just sounds too goddamned fruity.

that's funny :)

doughnutgut
04-10-2014, 02:17 AM
Doughnut, you have to take a selfie for the fck of it, not progress pics lol

i take nut selfies..

Does that count?

hmmmm16417
04-10-2014, 02:52 AM
Look out! BH is behind you! :D
that's it! we need EVERYONE to do a selfie with BH somewhere in it LMAO!

hmmmm16417
04-10-2014, 02:53 AM
I have a selfie in bodyspace, but I don't like calling it a "selfie" because it just sounds too goddamned fruity.
my gay friends call them "thelfies"
;)

jeffaus
04-10-2014, 04:49 AM
OTL

yeah I would guess it's the same,I forget what the Dr's told my Dad.
Mine too is getting worse,poor old Dad can't even carry a cup of tea,most of the time mine is not noticeable until
I have to hold something still,then I shake like a dog ****ting razor blades :eek:Geoff and Roy, PM me. I might be able to help you with your shaking problem. SRS

jeffaus
04-10-2014, 04:54 AM
John, I don't need to take selfies to know how awesome I am, so no I don't take them.






Truth is, I have to see my ugly mug in the mirror every morning, so don't see any need to make others have to suffer. Plus I cant be bothered.

bodyhard
04-10-2014, 07:03 AM
Hard to quote on my phone, I will tonight when I get home, but this thread is now the awesome since others have chimed in with thier selfies. Ohhhh wait that's sounds too fruity, with thier pics, especially OS looking huge bigman

Old-Time-Lifter
04-10-2014, 09:08 AM
Geoff and Roy, PM me. I might be able to help you with your shaking problem. SRS

You've got my attention now...

latebloomingmom
04-10-2014, 09:31 AM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/geoffreybrent/008_zps1c50c3d7.jpg
is that a smile, smirk, growl or I am kinda disgusted look?

tsk tsk...go in to the mirror and turn that frown upside down mister
and then post again...



like this: :)

bodyhard
04-10-2014, 09:38 AM
OS body is taking up the whole frame lol

Geoff Richards
04-10-2014, 09:42 AM
Hard to quote on my phone, I will tonight when I get home, but this thread is now the awesome since others have chimed in with thier selfies. Ohhhh wait that's sounds too fruity, with thier pics, especially OS looking huge bigman


it would be awesome if it was your 1 star special :D

steffo99
04-10-2014, 01:49 PM
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You look like Stan Hansen. Sort of.

Had to google that guy. Uncanny resemblance.

http://i.imgur.com/f3EBOFT.jpg

:D

Hope you don't mind so-tex, all in good fun.

Frnkd
04-10-2014, 03:38 PM
Any good photographer will tell ya....they stink. Give me a nice digital camera and tri-pod.
Also: I don't do Twitter or facebook, no smart phone, just a phone to call the wife to see if she wants me to pick up a quart of milk and some bread. And I'm as happy as a clam.
:) Oldschool Here.......Real old.

Once I taught my wife to text she never calls me. And, i never miss a "call"
no excuse now....hahaha

Frnkd
04-10-2014, 03:49 PM
that's it! we need EVERYONE to do a selfie with BH somewhere in it LMAO!

BH photo bombs?

so-tex
04-10-2014, 07:42 PM
Had to google that guy. Uncanny resemblance.

hope you don't mind so-tex, all in good fun.Pretty gawddam funny actually. :)

mcbourque
04-10-2014, 08:08 PM
I hate to break this to you guys, but according to my 14 yo son, guys don't take selfies.
It's totally lame. And weird.
Only girls take selfies, he says.

GuyJin
04-10-2014, 08:09 PM
Pretty gawddam funny actually. :)
---

You DO have a cowbell at yer ranch, don't ya, Tex?

:)

Oceanside
04-10-2014, 08:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HXUmhBt.jpg



what kind of sick phuck phuck flaunts the fact that he looks like an emaciated corpse ?

so-tex
04-10-2014, 08:15 PM
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You DO have a cowbell at yer ranch, don't ya, Tex?

:)Lol, I didn't even know who the fuker was until I googled it a few minutes ago. I didn't know you bastards actually watched that sick twisted fake sh!t. :)

so-tex
04-10-2014, 08:18 PM
what kind of sick phuck phuck flaunts the fact that he looks like an emaciated corpse ?It's because steffo likes it in the butt.








You know why?






Because steffo is a mutt! :)

so-tex
04-10-2014, 08:23 PM
I hate to break this to you guys, but according to my 14 yo son, guys don't take selfies.
It's totally lame. And weird.
Only girls take selfies, he says.I don't care what your son says, there is no denying that this is one handsome summbich!
http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s606/so-tex61/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg (http://s1308.photobucket.com/user/so-tex61/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg.html)

mcbourque
04-10-2014, 08:30 PM
I don't care what your son says, there is no denying that this is one handsome summbich!
http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s606/so-tex61/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg (http://s1308.photobucket.com/user/so-tex61/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg.html)

Uhmmm should I bother turn my phone around?

steffo99
04-10-2014, 08:34 PM
It's because steffo likes it in the butt.
You know why?
Because steffo is a mutt! :)
Lies!

BH photo bombs?
Can't resist these online editors sometimes.
BH, pretty sure you have a good sense of humor so here goes..
BH "photo bombing" history.

http://i.imgur.com/yYvAMVG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3DYb0N8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Gc7cUnw.jpg

so-tex
04-10-2014, 08:36 PM
Uhmmm should I bother turn my phone around?Ummm no. I am quite sure your knees are weak, and you are quivering all over at the very site of looking at my face.

mcbourque
04-10-2014, 08:39 PM
Ummm no. I am quite sure your knees are weak, and you are quivering all over at the very site of looking at my face.

Must be the alpha thing! ;)

GuyJin
04-10-2014, 08:39 PM
Ummm no. I am quite sure your stomach is weak, and you are about to hurl at the very sight (I speled it correctly for ya!) of looking at my face.
---

Fixed it for ya, Stan.

:D

so-tex
04-10-2014, 08:43 PM
Must be the alpha thing! ;)Yup, and those rugged good looks. ;)


---

Fixed it for ya, Stan.

:DMy name ain't Stan. Out before GuyJin says ain't ain't a word.

bodyhard
04-10-2014, 08:51 PM
I don't care what your son says, there is no denying that this is one handsome summbich!
http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s606/so-tex61/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg (http://s1308.photobucket.com/user/so-tex61/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg.html)
LMFAO You tell em Tex!!



Lies!

Can't resist these online editors sometimes.
BH, pretty sure you have a good sense of humor so here goes..
BH "photo bombing" history.

http://i.imgur.com/yYvAMVG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3DYb0N8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Gc7cUnw.jpg

Holy crap!! :D :D

GuyJin
04-10-2014, 08:57 PM
Yup, and those rugged good looks. ;)

My name ain't Stan. Out before GuyJin says ain't ain't a word.

---

Well, it ain't,

:D

Someone rep this man. I'm all out and have to spread my joy around first.

so-tex
04-10-2014, 09:06 PM
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Well, it ain't,

:D

Someone neg this man until he is red. Fixed it for ya. ;)

GuyJin
04-10-2014, 09:08 PM
Fixed it for ya. ;)

---


You bastage!

:)

frozensparky
04-10-2014, 09:11 PM
I must admit I take them. Although usually I just set up my phone to take a video and then snap a screenshot off of the paused vid. That way it doesn't appear to be a selfie but an actual photo. This one is from feb. I'm about 10lbs lighter now.

http://i.imgur.com/1cReg5a.png

Oceanside
04-10-2014, 09:14 PM
right now I'm really tempted to post a pic of my butthole...

5 yays and it's going to happen !

frozensparky
04-10-2014, 09:17 PM
right now I'm really tempted to post a pic of my butthole...

5 yays and it's going to happen !

Yay. Wait, what

Quick subject change. Don't think I've ever seen a pic of u OS, didn't realize you carry so much mass. Now back to your hole

so-tex
04-10-2014, 09:20 PM
right now I'm really tempted to post a pic of my butthole...

5 yays and it's going to happen !In for hairy dingleberry infested butthole pics. Yes I'm a sick twisted bastard!

latebloomingmom
04-10-2014, 09:22 PM
stop encouraging him :mad:

Oceanside
04-10-2014, 09:23 PM
2 down 3 to go

bodyhard
04-10-2014, 09:24 PM
2 down 3 to go


Ohhh damn :(

Oceanside
04-10-2014, 09:28 PM
Ohhh damn :(

yeah buddy...

sh*t might just get real around here :)

GuyJin
04-10-2014, 09:31 PM
I'll give OS a yeah, buddy for the arsehole pics. BrackneyC already got hisself banned--for what, I dunno--so butthole shots are sure to get the bannage spread around...

Oceanside
04-10-2014, 09:36 PM
I'll give OS a yeah, buddy for the arsehole pics. BrackneyC already got hisself banned--for what, I dunno--so butthole shots are sure to get the bannage spread around...

3 down 2 to go

bodyhard
04-10-2014, 09:37 PM
I must admit I take them. Although usually I just set up my phone to take a video and then snap a screenshot off of the paused vid. That way it doesn't appear to be a selfie but an actual photo. This one is from feb. I'm about 10lbs lighter now.

http://i.imgur.com/1cReg5a.png

How old are you?

frozensparky
04-10-2014, 09:44 PM
How old are you?

I turn 38 two Saturdays from now. I was grey in my early 30s. I embrace the grey though because most women tell me they like the salt n pepper look although it seems to be more salt lately

bodyhard
04-10-2014, 09:56 PM
I turn 38 two Saturdays from now. I was grey in my early 30s. I embrace the grey though because most women tell me they like the salt n pepper look although it seems to be more salt lately

You are a young blood!

acrawlingchaos
04-10-2014, 10:07 PM
what kind of sick phuck phuck flaunts the fact that he looks like an emaciated corpse ?http://web-images.chacha.com/raw/082ef2e5-0b2e-4e11-bed3-88a94ecf1df8.gif

Oceanside
04-10-2014, 10:22 PM
http://web-images.chacha.com/raw/082ef2e5-0b2e-4e11-bed3-88a94ecf1df8.gif

dude...




I'm so close to posting a pic of my butthole right now !

ticklemeelbow
04-10-2014, 10:24 PM
I turn 38 two Saturdays from now. I was grey in my early 30s. I embrace the grey though because most women tell me they like the salt n pepper look although it seems to be more salt latelyYeah who freaking cares. I almost wanna get some gray dye and get it over with...we're all just dirt and will be there soon.

frozensparky
04-10-2014, 10:29 PM
You are a young blood!

The only time I ever feel old is when I catch myself saying things to my son that my dad said to me. Like, "because I said so", or "don't drink your bath water"

frozensparky
04-10-2014, 10:33 PM
Yeah who freaking cares. I almost wanna get some gray dye and get it over with...we're all just dirt and will be there soon.

I couldn't be bothered to dye it. Most guys that do, don't do it often enough so they go from being salt n pepper to jet black over night. Women do it so often you can't always tell. Guys are lucky, we just look distinguished.

Geoff Richards
04-10-2014, 11:53 PM
what kind of sick phuck phuck flaunts the fact that he looks like an emaciated corpse ?


right now I'm really tempted to post a pic of my butthole...

5 yays and it's going to happen !


dude...




I'm so close to posting a pic of my butthole right now !


strange is strange

so-tex
04-10-2014, 11:56 PM
strange is strangeYou just got one post closer. :)




















For the butthole pics that you have desired your whole life. :)

Oceanside
04-11-2014, 12:00 AM
You just got one post closer. :)

For the butthole pics that you have desired your whole life. :)

we'll call it 3 1/2 :)

so-tex
04-11-2014, 12:05 AM
Here's to 3 3/4

jeffaus
04-11-2014, 04:59 AM
I don't care what your son says, there is no denying that this is one handsome summbich!
http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s606/so-tex61/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg (http://s1308.photobucket.com/user/so-tex61/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps82a3a941.jpg.html)That maybe a handsome summbich on Planet fugly, but this is planet earth. That's the mug of a mutt.

GuyJin
04-11-2014, 05:32 AM
OS applauds that remark^^^.

Count is up to four.

God help us all.

:D

bodyhard
04-11-2014, 05:35 AM
Is it me but Tex looks just like DBX, or maybe all white people look the same to me?? :D :D

jeffaus
04-11-2014, 06:45 AM
Is it me but Tex looks just like DBX, or maybe all white people look the same to me?? :D :DRacist. Actually in China, the Chinese think we whiteys all look the same LMFAO

Old-Time-Lifter
04-11-2014, 06:53 AM
Is it me but Tex looks just like DBX, or maybe all white people look the same to me?? :D :D


Racist. Actually in China, the Chinese think we whiteys all look the same LMFAO

Well at least the conversation has turned from OS and his nether regions...

jeffaus
04-11-2014, 06:57 AM
OS, YUP YUP YUP.

Time for the show bro.

jeffaus
04-11-2014, 06:58 AM
Well at least the conversation has turned from OS and his nether regions...You have a PM Roy

latebloomingmom
04-11-2014, 06:59 AM
it takes a big man to show his azz on a public forum
either that or it takes a big azz to actually do it ;)

scullin
04-11-2014, 07:42 AM
Usually I delete the pic after I take it because of the dissapointment of no progress since the last time. lol This happend last night. Need to drop another 5 lbs before I'll even consider taking another selfie. And need to drop another 10 - 15 before I'm done with the cut.

bodyhard
04-11-2014, 08:48 AM
Usually I delete the pic after I take it because of the dissapointment of no progress since the last time. lol This happend last night. Need to drop another 5 lbs before I'll even consider taking another selfie. And need to drop another 10 - 15 before I'm done with the cut.
You should keep the pic as a form to light a fire under you!

scullin
04-11-2014, 08:52 AM
You should keep the pic as a form to light a fire under you!
It's not that I need a fire lit, it's jus that the pic is the same as the last time I took one so it's like the same pic over and over. lol Although I just changed up my program and I can tell I'm adding muscle but it's just not showing in pics as well as real life yet for whatever reason. I'm thinking in a few weeks I'll show some improvement.

bodyhard
04-11-2014, 08:59 AM
It's the lighting

GuyJin
04-11-2014, 09:05 AM
Actually in China, the Chinese think we whiteys all look the same LMFAO

---

That's because you do, gwai loh.

Says the Canadian round-eye.

;)

jeffaus
04-11-2014, 04:57 PM
---

That's because you do, gwai loh.

Says the Canadian round-eye.

;)You haven't been told that in Japan Guy? LMAO the first time I was told that here in China

GuyJin
04-11-2014, 05:50 PM
You haven't been told that in Japan Guy? LMAO the first time I was told that here in China
--

I've been here half my life and no one has ever called me 'round-eye', not once. I've been called 'foreigner' a zillion times, but never round-eye. A Chinese guy who was studying Japanese here once called me 'foreign devil' in Chinese (yang guizi, if I remember correctly) and was surprised when I punched him in the mouth.

"Who's the foreigner here, beyotch!":D

(Note: My knowledge of Chinese is very poor, but there was, seriously, a Chinese-owned dry cleaners near my old house in Toronto and the owner taught me a few choice words)

UnaChispita
04-11-2014, 10:46 PM
Also guilty....am certainly among the oldest here. This one is from the end of February 2014.

http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w389/htxmbob/Feb282014005.jpg (http://s1073.photobucket.com/user/htxmbob/media/Feb282014005.jpg.html)

You are one fine looking gentleman.



http://web-images.chacha.com/raw/082ef2e5-0b2e-4e11-bed3-88a94ecf1df8.gif

LOL. You're too critical of yourself.

bodyhard
04-13-2014, 08:15 AM
Was going to take a selfie at the gym today but forgot my phone

GymDaddy58
04-13-2014, 08:12 PM
Bodyhard: Dang!!!! What wrinkle cream do u use bro? ..... Baby butt face! ;-)

JimmyJonny
04-14-2014, 06:06 AM
Last picture I took of myself was last year. I have no excuse really...... camera shy I guess.

scullin
04-14-2014, 06:10 AM
I seriously need to learn to use a camera. Friggin thing came out sideways this weekend. LOL

http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2014/04/13/62420682/gallerypic/QzuAUMkIVeJmTXAzGjELcqNLDvfkUWWYmINj-610xh.jpg

SteveWright1
04-14-2014, 06:24 AM
what kind of sick phuck phuck flaunts the fact that he looks like an emaciated corpse ?

This dude vvvv

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx303/meilong2/IMG_0401_zpscf56ac5a.jpg (http://s766.photobucket.com/user/meilong2/media/IMG_0401_zpscf56ac5a.jpg.html)

bodyhard
04-14-2014, 09:17 AM
When doing a selfie you need to look your best. And since you decided to do a shirtless selfie you need to shave to show off your hard earn muscles.

hmmmm16417
04-15-2014, 02:46 PM
Lies!

Can't resist these online editors sometimes.
BH, pretty sure you have a good sense of humor so here goes..
BH "photo bombing" history.

http://i.imgur.com/yYvAMVG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3DYb0N8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Gc7cUnw.jpg
and he wonders why people blur/block out their face like a wanted FBI criminal when posting body pics LOL

bodyhard
04-15-2014, 02:55 PM
and he wonders why people blur/block out their face like a wanted FBI criminal when posting body pics LOL

I actually enjoy when they do those.

nexgensupps
04-15-2014, 02:57 PM
Take at least one a day. It is something my gf and I do ...

hmmmm16417
04-15-2014, 02:57 PM
I actually enjoy when they do those.it is kinda cool/talented, but some would have a fit. good to have a sense of humor :)

bodyhard
04-15-2014, 03:06 PM
it is kinda cool/talented, but some would have a fit. good to have a sense of humor :)

Nah man no way sh!t like that would get me upset.

OutdoorsinCO
04-15-2014, 03:12 PM
Does this count?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c263/Rascus/dirtbiking_zps7c9c4d1c.jpg (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/Rascus/media/dirtbiking_zps7c9c4d1c.jpg.html)

kimm4
04-15-2014, 03:17 PM
Today's selfie...welp that was fun...

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/ksl04/002_zps68f7d737.jpg (http://s89.photobucket.com/user/ksl04/media/002_zps68f7d737.jpg.html)

gavinjenkins12
04-15-2014, 03:20 PM
i hardly ever take selfies, but my wife......3000+ on her mobile and counting

bodyhard
04-15-2014, 03:25 PM
Today's selfie...welp that was fun...

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/ksl04/002_zps68f7d737.jpg (http://s89.photobucket.com/user/ksl04/media/002_zps68f7d737.jpg.html)

When is your comp?

kimm4
04-15-2014, 03:44 PM
When is your comp?

May 24th, which means I got 6 weeks to get my s*** together.

bodyhard
04-15-2014, 04:43 PM
May 24th, which means I got 6 weeks to get my s*** together.

Holy crap, that is right around the corner!!


No doubt you will kick it up,I mean you have no choice do ya :)

doughnutgut
04-15-2014, 05:33 PM
Took some back pics after work with screen shots from a vid and then selfied after getting myself shaved n chit.

Then seen this thread again in my CP. So here ya go.

Pencil arm selfie. :D

http://i.imgur.com/r88zONL.png?1

bodyhard
04-15-2014, 07:14 PM
What's with the pinky man?

doughnutgut
04-15-2014, 07:17 PM
What's with the pinky man?

That is the English tea drinking finger. ;)

DocHoss
04-16-2014, 10:42 AM
Does it count as a selfie if you use a real camera and try to flex? I just about threw out my back trying to get this shot.! Flex, twist, hold camera over shoulder, hope it focuses, hope it points at me, and hope the hair doesn't get in the way etc.

http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2014/04/15/40868522/gallerypic/KEenpPDqfXoJqiTZeUSwjZyoAlrWCVMKXPxY-610xh.jpg

induced_drag
04-16-2014, 11:08 AM
I'd post a pic in your thread but I dont know how to upload photos :(

mslman71
04-16-2014, 12:09 PM
YghrPOxy9jk

bodyhard
04-16-2014, 01:24 PM
A selfies a selfie a selfie

ajdahlheimer
04-17-2014, 06:30 AM
Ice fishing selfie.

http://oi57.tinypic.com/2ufejjk.jpg

bodyhard
04-17-2014, 05:01 PM
Work selfie!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/bodyhard_2008/workselfie_zps05f2cacc.jpg (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/bodyhard_2008/media/workselfie_zps05f2cacc.jpg.html)

OutdoorsinCO
04-17-2014, 05:39 PM
Somewhat selfie, taking my daughter out for her birthday
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c263/Rascus/Weight%20Loss/IMG_20140410_082354_zpsydakqtkn.jpg (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/Rascus/media/Weight%20Loss/IMG_20140410_082354_zpsydakqtkn.jpg.html)

caprica6
04-17-2014, 07:10 PM
my last posted selfie from a few days ago. i was showing ppl my disappearing bicep, lol. the angle was partly to blame, plus i haven't worked my arms in several days...
b/c someone asked abt the crouching - this is someone's guest room mirror, i took the pic on a whim and i'm crouching to get most of me in the pic.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6835373&d=1397783082

so-tex
04-17-2014, 09:00 PM
I'd post a pic in your thread but I dont know how to upload photos :(No worries ID. this is what a real man looks like, although some would call him a troll. ;)
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/geoffreybrent/008_zps1c50c3d7.jpg

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 08:43 AM
my last posted selfie from a few days ago. i was showing ppl my disappearing bicep, lol. the angle was partly to blame, plus i haven't worked my arms in several days...
b/c someone asked abt the crouching - this is someone's guest room mirror, i took the pic on a whim and i'm crouching to get most of me in the pic.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6835373&d=1397783082

Why are you covering your face?

caprica6
04-18-2014, 08:51 AM
Why are you covering your face?

it was puffy in that pic, lol. i was retaining a lot of water due to travel, the heat in LA and my cycle...

i have true selfies in my bodyspace banner.

(i see at least three other "faceless" selfies on this page.:P edit: and another face obscured by a helmet, and yet another partially obscured by sunglasses.)

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 09:02 AM
it was puffy in that pic, lol. i was retaining a lot of water due to travel, the heat in LA and my cycle...

i have true selfies in my bodyspace banner.

(i see at least three other "faceless" selfies on this page.:P edit: and another face obscured by a helmet, and yet another partially obscured by sunglasses.)

I wasn't referring to them though ;)

caprica6
04-18-2014, 09:16 AM
I wasn't referring to them though ;)

que? lol!

your thread. your logic overrules. :p

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 09:27 AM
que? lol!

your thread. your logic overrules. :p

So with that said, new selfie is in order :)

danap3681
04-18-2014, 10:34 AM
I take selfies all the time but usually never of my face...

http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s513/danap3681/Mobile%20Uploads/86FDA258-0B67-4613-BE94-D07D93265705.jpg (http://s1055.photobucket.com/user/danap3681/media/Mobile%20Uploads/86FDA258-0B67-4613-BE94-D07D93265705.jpg.html)

Usually just body parts to see progress. ^^^^ IN the above case it is to show progress on how much more my old favorite jeans have ripped!

I feel like I look stupid in all selfies I take of my face because I am faking a smile and I am not good at faking :D Here is probably the last one I took of me that shows my face. This is last year in June on my 40th birthday.


http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s513/danap3681/D75520F6-7021-4343-9F2A-61F0F7935ABB-4573-000005FCB3584BF5.jpg (http://s1055.photobucket.com/user/danap3681/media/D75520F6-7021-4343-9F2A-61F0F7935ABB-4573-000005FCB3584BF5.jpg.html)

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 10:37 AM
I take selfies all the time but usually never of my face...

http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s513/danap3681/Mobile%20Uploads/86FDA258-0B67-4613-BE94-D07D93265705.jpg (http://s1055.photobucket.com/user/danap3681/media/Mobile%20Uploads/86FDA258-0B67-4613-BE94-D07D93265705.jpg.html)

Usually just body parts to see progress. ^^^^ IN the above case it is to show progress on how much more my old favorite jeans have ripped!

I feel like I look stupid in all selfies I take of my face because I am faking a smile and I am not good at faking :D Here is probably the last one I took of me that shows my face. This is last year in June on my 40th birthday.


http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s513/danap3681/D75520F6-7021-4343-9F2A-61F0F7935ABB-4573-000005FCB3584BF5.jpg (http://s1055.photobucket.com/user/danap3681/media/D75520F6-7021-4343-9F2A-61F0F7935ABB-4573-000005FCB3584BF5.jpg.html)

Moar!! :D :D

Oceanside
04-18-2014, 11:04 AM
http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s513/danap3681/Mobile%20Uploads/86FDA258-0B67-4613-BE94-D07D93265705.jpg


I see your butt !

danap3681
04-18-2014, 11:29 AM
I see your butt !

:D That must mean I was commando!

Cass40
04-18-2014, 12:28 PM
Dana, you should always wear just those jeans and a bikini top!

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 03:12 PM
Dana, you should always wear just those jeans and a bikini top!

Where is your selfie?

Cass40
04-18-2014, 03:45 PM
Where is your selfie?

As soon as I start building some moossle, I'll post it.

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 03:47 PM
As soon as I start building some moossle, I'll post it.

Too open ended, need a date :D

Cass40
04-18-2014, 03:52 PM
Too open ended, need a date :D

Well I start my first ever bulk in the beginning of next month. Never done it before, so impossible to tell.
If I just get fat, I ain't posting any selfies! :)

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 03:56 PM
Well I start my first ever bulk in the beginning of next month. Never done it before, so impossible to tell.
If I just get fat, I ain't posting any selfies! :)

Why bulk?

Cass40
04-18-2014, 03:59 PM
Why bulk?

I've lost about 12 pounds since the avi pic. I really would like to have more muscle. I think I will look much better :).

Don't you think?

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 04:09 PM
I've lost about 12 pounds since the avi pic. I really would like to have more muscle. I think I will look much better :).

Don't you think?

There is no need to bulk to build muscle, bulking leads to unwanted fat just to then try and get rid of it. Just because a person is "bigger" doesn't mean they are carrying more LBM just more fat.

Work on gaining more LBM (with some fat along the way, there is no way around that) but bulking is useless.

Cass40
04-18-2014, 04:14 PM
There is no need to bulk to build muscle, bulking leads to unwanted fat just to then try and get rid of it. Just because a person is "bigger" doesn't mean they are carrying more LBM just more fat.

Work on gaining more LBM (with some fat along the way, there is no way around that) but bulking is useless.

I was thinking a very slow bulk, where the fat gains are minimal.

Is that not the same than gaining more LBM?

bodyhard
04-18-2014, 04:18 PM
I was thinking a very slow bulk, where the fat gains are minimal.

Is that not the same than gaining more LBM?

If you control your surplus, while watching how much weight you are gaining while on your "bulk" then yes. But the whole notion of bulking and cutting is useless especially for people who are not competing. In all my years of lifting I never bulked then cut, I just ate to gain.

caprica6
04-18-2014, 05:04 PM
she's good to go, Bodyhard. that's called a slow or lean bulk. minimal fat gains.

just realized. very strong representation from the squat booty thread in here.





So with that said, new selfie is in order :)

maaybe. if a single guy steps up and requests one...





nah. totally kidding. :P i usually only post my face on my bodyspace.
idk. i feel less exposed there.

time for dinner.

jeffaus
04-18-2014, 10:07 PM
Ok John, these are the closest pics I have to selfies, even though they aren't.

In my office
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w155/phoonf6/warroom1.jpg (http://s175.photobucket.com/user/phoonf6/media/warroom1.jpg.html)

At Canton fair
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w155/phoonf6/cantonfair018111111.jpg (http://s175.photobucket.com/user/phoonf6/media/cantonfair018111111.jpg.html)

Going to Gym
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w155/phoonf6/370Z05311111.jpg (http://s175.photobucket.com/user/phoonf6/media/370Z05311111.jpg.html)

so-tex
04-18-2014, 10:17 PM
Ok John, these are the closest pics I have to selfies, even though they aren't.

In my office
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w155/phoonf6/warroom1.jpg (http://s175.photobucket.com/user/phoonf6/media/warroom1.jpg.html)

At Canton fair
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w155/phoonf6/cantonfair018111111.jpg (http://s175.photobucket.com/user/phoonf6/media/cantonfair018111111.jpg.html)

Going to Gym
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w155/phoonf6/370Z05311111.jpg (http://s175.photobucket.com/user/phoonf6/media/370Z05311111.jpg.html)Jeffaus is a mutt!

jeffaus
04-18-2014, 10:27 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< MUTT

bodyhard
04-19-2014, 08:01 AM
what's with the mutt referencing, I don't get it.

Fishman15
04-19-2014, 10:43 AM
Well, this was an hour of my life I can't get back. In summary, I came away with one important item. Never argue with Oceanside, he's just grumpy enough to post butthole pics and looks like he could bench the entire gym for reps! Seriously OS, looks like you have been in the gym a long time...nice work!

One selfie my entire life...my avi and wouldn't even have that but there are some who wine about people without avi's so I did one.

so-tex
04-19-2014, 11:55 AM
Well, this was an hour of my life I can't get back. In summary, I came away with one important item. Never argue with Oceanside, he's just grumpy enough to post butthole pics and looks like he could bench the entire gym for reps! Seriously OS, looks like you have been in the gym a long time...nice work!

One selfie my entire life...my avi and wouldn't even have that but there are some who wine about people without avi's so I did one.His lifting vids are legendary.

bodyhard
04-19-2014, 12:44 PM
Fishman15 all these fine women posting selfie and a gorgeous ass shot and all you can come out of this thread is OS? Are you a fking homo?

Fishman15
04-19-2014, 01:37 PM
His lifting vids are legendary.

links?

Fishman15
04-19-2014, 01:46 PM
no homo...haha...wifey thinks this is a bodybuilding site. I can explain away OS's chest size, trying to explain away the rip in danap3681's blue jeans is a bit tougher

jeffaus
04-19-2014, 06:20 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii36/geoffreybrent/008_zps1c50c3d7.jpgWhy do you have a pic of BH as your screen saver? Is there something you 2 mutts aren't telling us?

Corbi
04-19-2014, 06:24 PM
Why do you have a pic of BH as your screen saver? Is there something you 2 mutts aren't telling us?

Not that there is anything wrong with that of course..........

jlsnyderTypeR
04-19-2014, 06:49 PM
Someone say selfies... I've taken a few! :D

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/jlsnyderTypeR/Progress%20pix/20130616_112052_zps1f91d8d1.jpg

bodyhard
04-20-2014, 11:25 AM
Someone say selfies... I've taken a few! :D

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/jlsnyderTypeR/Progress%20pix/20130616_112052_zps1f91d8d1.jpg

Sic build man!


no homo...haha...wifey thinks this is a bodybuilding site. I can explain away OS's chest size, trying to explain away the rip in danap3681's blue jeans is a bit tougherLOL Nice save! :D

GuyJin
04-20-2014, 06:26 PM
:D That must mean I was commando!
---

Now that you posted a semi-postage-stamp-sized butt shot, OS is gonna feel obligated to bare it all. He threatened to do so before. You just set him off.

:D

Vytis
04-26-2014, 05:05 PM
:D That must mean I was commando!

Oh My!!!!


Someone say selfies... I've taken a few! :D


And you should; awesome physique.

Quick PWO shot:

http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg471/vytis/Training/IMG-20140426-000081800x600_zps2182816d.jpg (http://s543.photobucket.com/user/vytis/media/Training/IMG-20140426-000081800x600_zps2182816d.jpg.html)

bodyhard
04-26-2014, 05:11 PM
Awesome bicep man

Vytis
04-28-2014, 07:20 AM
Awesome bicep man

Thanks mate! If only they could grow a bit....