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CisqoKid
02-14-2014, 09:28 AM
Believe me, as a diehard Sox fan, I've tried EVERYTHING in my power to hate the man, but...






















































http://i.imgur.com/aKTl83O.png

... I just can't. fuk

PervedOut
02-14-2014, 09:29 AM
Mariah stuck in left field? Is this real life?

AppleCat
02-14-2014, 09:32 AM
Mariah stuck in left field? Is this real life?

http://nicksareforkids.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/1248777391_mariah-carey-pitch-fail.gif%3Fw%3D380


I don't think she's throwing out anyone at home.

CisqoKid
02-14-2014, 09:34 AM
Mariah stuck in left field? Is this real life?

She's lucky she's even in the starting 9 and not comin outta the bullpen brah..

WickerCT
02-14-2014, 09:36 AM
Ya he has great taste in girls that's for sure! But having A-Rod as a "teammate" makes him look that much better!

Dave P
02-14-2014, 09:38 AM
I really dislike the Yankees but Jeter has done it right.


His ability to stay out of the spotlight while living the life is really impressive, all without any drama.

porcupinetree
02-14-2014, 09:39 AM
http://nicksareforkids.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/1248777391_mariah-carey-pitch-fail.gif%3Fw%3D380


I don't think she's throwing out anyone at home.

Man, that was funny. And the guy looks like he's laughing before she even attempts to throw.

CisqoKid
02-14-2014, 09:51 AM
Ya he has great taste in girls that's for sure! But having A-Rod as a "teammate" makes him look that much better!

nah if anything it just makes arod look worse, everyone knows Jeter is the ultimate ballplayer/teammate. Utmost respect for the game, treats every play, every game the same, with 100% focus and intensity. I'm puking in my mouth as I write this because I hate the NYY with a burning passion, but sometimes you just have to tip your cap to one of the greats.

PervedOut
02-14-2014, 10:03 AM
She's lucky she's even in the starting 9 and not comin outta the bullpen brah..
Back in her heyday she was a solid ace of the staff. I feel old now.

BRB vision of love
BRB boner everytime

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vzGMrWcepsc/TCMf_iJT2rI/AAAAAAAAA1c/yA1XLvBOl6Q/s1600/Mariah%2BCarey%2Byoung.png

CisqoKid
02-14-2014, 10:09 AM
Back in her heyday she was a solid ace of the staff. I feel old now.

BRB vision of love
BRB boner everytime

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vzGMrWcepsc/TCMf_iJT2rI/AAAAAAAAA1c/yA1XLvBOl6Q/s1600/Mariah%2BCarey%2Byoung.png

aw fuk bye. Jeets is a dog

2445ricardo
02-14-2014, 10:11 AM
Hannah Davis pitching?

I never thought Jeter was into that....

SighGR
02-14-2014, 10:15 AM
lmao at the only black chick being the DH

GooBaaa
02-14-2014, 10:17 AM
Alicia keys > Mariah Carey

MA5Bergey
02-14-2014, 10:46 AM
So I guess Minka Kelly does anal?

poonpounder311
02-14-2014, 10:55 AM
I hate this fukr because he reminds me of my skank ex, she had a personalized plate NYYJETR

Future24
02-14-2014, 10:57 AM
If you hate Jeter then you hate America.

CisqoKid
02-14-2014, 11:04 AM
I hate this fukr because he reminds me of my skank ex, she had a personalized plate NYYJETR

I got sum bad newz, your ex is not in Jeter's starting 9, as a matter of fact, she's probably not even in Jeter's farm system.

MrStrange
02-14-2014, 11:06 AM
one of the most alpha males ever

holy **** look at that hng resume

EsB818
02-14-2014, 11:06 AM
He's living the dream, and he realizes it. Gotta respect that.

porcupinetree
02-14-2014, 12:12 PM
If you hate Jeter then you hate America.

Naw, I'm not a democrat.

lsiberian
02-14-2014, 12:20 PM
When he called the Sandy Hook teacher's mom that tells you all you need to know.

CrossCounter
02-14-2014, 12:21 PM
Tyra Banks in the right spot at DH

Out of all those girls, she definitely ranks dead last

SighGR
02-14-2014, 02:05 PM
I hate this fukr because he reminds me of my skank ex, she had a personalized plate NYYJETR
Check her room for a gift basket, and an autographed ball. If you see one, I've got some bad news

sdballer5588
02-14-2014, 02:18 PM
I got sum bad newz, your ex is not in Jeter's starting 9, as a matter of fact, she's probably not even in Jeter's farm system.

EVERYONE is in Jeters farm system. Just in case.

Krunk Fu
02-14-2014, 02:22 PM
I hate him because of his GF's :(

Dude ran through the hottest celebs around. He truly mastered the single life...no long term girls while rich and famous. GJDM.

t3hmadrep303
02-14-2014, 02:33 PM
GOAT outfield right der.



But, they all have herpes now. LAWL DUMB BICHES

Amaso
02-14-2014, 02:44 PM
Jeter is a god amongst men

KennyK
02-14-2014, 03:10 PM
agreed


i detest the Yankees, but Jeter is living a god-like life.


GOAT lives, right thurr

ShweezyBTFO
02-14-2014, 03:22 PM
Couldn't stand him after 2009.

yechu
02-14-2014, 03:26 PM
Jeter is alpha

poonpounder311
02-14-2014, 04:56 PM
Check her room for a gift basket, and an autographed ball. If you see one, I've got some bad news

Jeter wouldn't look twice at her bro, but she did get down behind my back with a few dudes from the local minor league team. Sloots gunna sloot.

JD_NEK
02-14-2014, 05:37 PM
Yeah Jeets!!!

Stoopiddum
02-14-2014, 05:41 PM
Those are only confirmed gfs

One cannot comprehend the amount of pussy he has received in his 20 yr career

drock2190
02-14-2014, 06:42 PM
I hate the Yankees because they always destroyed the Twins in the playoffs and regular season too, for that matter.

Him and Riveria are too Yankees I respect but don't necessarily hate like the rest of them.

soyelrey
02-14-2014, 07:05 PM
so we're just gonna ignore the fact that Jeter is the most boring person to interview in all of sports? Dude is a master at using cliches and avoiding questions

Wu-Massacre
02-14-2014, 08:10 PM
I think the most impressive part of this list is that Derek Jeter fukked all these hoes in their primes. Shiit he just broke up with Hannah Davis because she was getting too famous lulz

ShweezyBTFO
02-14-2014, 09:58 PM
I hate the Yankees because they always destroyed the Twins in the playoffs and regular season too, for that matter.

Him and Riveria are too Yankees I respect but don't necessarily hate like the rest of them.


watch your fukin mouth.

waias15
02-15-2014, 05:49 AM
Bogus move to announce retirement before the season though

xler
02-15-2014, 07:05 AM
nah if anything it just makes arod look worse, everyone knows Jeter is the ultimate ballplayer/teammate. Utmost respect for the game, treats every play, every game the same, with 100% focus and intensity. I'm puking in my mouth as I write this because I hate the NYY with a burning passion, but sometimes you just have to tip your cap to one of the greats.

if he was the ultimate ballplayer/teammate, why didn't he switch on over to third base when the superior shortshop showed up on the team :\

although at the end of the day I understand its managements fault for being too soft but still

airdog93
02-15-2014, 08:28 AM
so we're just gonna ignore the fact that Jeter is the most boring person to interview in all of sports? Dude is a master at using cliches and avoiding questions

coming from the guy with VENI VIDI VICI in his sig, but in reverse