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AceThaBrain
10-24-2013, 04:30 PM
Well?

LanceStone
10-24-2013, 04:33 PM
Getting the lube ready for this thread

Ronceiro
10-24-2013, 04:34 PM
Brady, he has Gisele


/thread

Dave P
10-24-2013, 04:34 PM
Active NFL players?


Eric Decker has to be up there

http://blogs.denverpost.com/style/files/2012/11/FE22STERICDECKEER.jpg





Garrett Celek's lady is hot as fck also

http://carrillo180.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Sarah-Hinton10.jpg

TTexasTT
10-24-2013, 04:36 PM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1389617.1378130741!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/candice-crawford.jpg

houtexans23
10-24-2013, 04:37 PM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1389617.1378130741!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/candice-crawford.jpg

she might have won miss missouri, but is that really saying much?

mlift11
10-24-2013, 05:06 PM
maybe tannehill?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-0-13730C0C000005DC-571_634x818.jpg
http://cdn.stripersonline.com/c/c7/333x500px-LL-c78d3862_mrst.jpeg
http://www.5feetnothin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-tannehill-wife-lauren-credit-lost-letterman.jpg

DaHurst
10-24-2013, 05:39 PM
Bianca Wilfork

Look her up(srs)

Ralph Wiggum
10-24-2013, 06:11 PM
this phaggot..


http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/75983606-jeff-garcia-with-wife-carmella-decesare-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=R4V%2FQay2ANwpmCZhkZDSEp615E5%2B2E5ZVWtC18cS%2BH i0y%2B0QzIBW1fRfCIUJ0qAecD%2Bi5XR8iF2WdnSNHiySlQ%3 D%3D

isp
10-24-2013, 06:12 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1087006/argg.gif

xXBrutalXx
10-24-2013, 06:22 PM
Tony Gonzales

http://nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/6c56189f73ce53435522b94d3f4c094c_octobergonzalespi ctures.jpg
http://www.athleteswives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Tony-Gonzalez-Wife-October.jpg

Doober4
10-24-2013, 06:25 PM
Tony Gonzales

http://nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/6c56189f73ce53435522b94d3f4c094c_octobergonzalespi ctures.jpg
http://www.athleteswives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Tony-Gonzalez-Wife-October.jpg

Tony Gonzalez is hotter than her, srs.

travellingbrah
10-24-2013, 06:33 PM
maybe tannehill?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-0-13730C0C000005DC-571_634x818.jpg
http://cdn.stripersonline.com/c/c7/333x500px-LL-c78d3862_mrst.jpeg
http://www.5feetnothin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-tannehill-wife-lauren-credit-lost-letterman.jpg


Walk through any college campus in the country and you will see hundreds of girls who look exactly like this. Nothin special at all.

PureCardio
10-24-2013, 06:46 PM
Walk through any college campus in the country and you will see hundreds of girls who look exactly like this. Nothin special at all.

You could say that about literally any NFL player's wife except the SI, VC, and Playboy models lol

travellingbrah
10-24-2013, 07:10 PM
You could say that about literally any NFL player's wife except the SI, VC, and Playboy models lol

Idk, she just looks really ordinary to me. Not my type I guess.

Erin Decker is winning so far imo...

blacksabbath11
10-24-2013, 07:11 PM
this phaggot..


http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/75983606-jeff-garcia-with-wife-carmella-decesare-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=R4V%2FQay2ANwpmCZhkZDSEp615E5%2B2E5ZVWtC18cS%2BH i0y%2B0QzIBW1fRfCIUJ0qAecD%2Bi5XR8iF2WdnSNHiySlQ%3 D%3D

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3637/77468445.jpg

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Forumite
10-24-2013, 07:18 PM
Tony Gonzalez is hotter than her, srs.

That's not fair to her though, it ain't her fault she married such a handsome man.

Phobaphobia
10-24-2013, 07:20 PM
Samantha Ponder ftw

SighGR
10-24-2013, 07:24 PM
Steph Curry has a really cute wife

SYST3M4T1C
10-24-2013, 07:26 PM
this phaggot..


http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/75983606-jeff-garcia-with-wife-carmella-decesare-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=R4V%2FQay2ANwpmCZhkZDSEp615E5%2B2E5ZVWtC18cS%2BH i0y%2B0QzIBW1fRfCIUJ0qAecD%2Bi5XR8iF2WdnSNHiySlQ%3 D%3D

this

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1151702.1381097975!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/nfl-wags-carmella-decesare.jpg

Dave P
10-24-2013, 07:28 PM
Jeff Garcia is not playing so does not count.

KoolKidRyan
10-24-2013, 07:46 PM
maybe tannehill?
http://www.5feetnothin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-tannehill-wife-lauren-credit-lost-letterman.jpg

in this case her elbows are too pointy to be a 10/10.

gaper
10-24-2013, 08:17 PM
Jay Cutler's wife Kristin Cavallari

http://gossip-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kristin_cavallari_valentine_2013.jpg

http://fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/kristin-cavallari/bikini-body-at-santa-monica/kristin-cavallari-bikini-body-at-santa-monica-03-520x736.jpg

gaper
10-24-2013, 08:19 PM
maybe tannehill?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-0-13730C0C000005DC-571_634x818.jpg
http://cdn.stripersonline.com/c/c7/333x500px-LL-c78d3862_mrst.jpeg
http://www.5feetnothin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-tannehill-wife-lauren-credit-lost-letterman.jpglol, notsheriffsrs

FGCHENG
10-24-2013, 08:23 PM
this phaggot..


http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/75983606-jeff-garcia-with-wife-carmella-decesare-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=R4V%2FQay2ANwpmCZhkZDSEp615E5%2B2E5ZVWtC18cS%2BH i0y%2B0QzIBW1fRfCIUJ0qAecD%2Bi5XR8iF2WdnSNHiySlQ%3 D%3D

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Zylantypic
10-24-2013, 08:36 PM
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This. You know Rocky tore that ass up.

Another candidate is AJ McCarron, aren't they engaged? Same bullschit, his girl is a 10/10.

JmanTheJuiceman
10-24-2013, 09:03 PM
Samantha Ponder ftw

Yessir.

It's ponder and it's not even close

jross2021
10-25-2013, 05:34 AM
Brady, he has Gisele


/thread

Gisele is NOT hot.

joedirt87
10-25-2013, 05:55 AM
Tannehill man hands. She has bigger hands then he does.

EpicenterRex
10-25-2013, 06:33 AM
Maybe tannehill doesn't have the hottest wife in the entire NFL...

.. But lol at the FA slack jewed phaggots saying she's ordinary. If a girl like that came onto you, you wouldn't say she was "ordinary" and you'd be telling all your friends you're banging a 10/10

Misc non avi standards, not even once.

LikeAMachine
10-25-2013, 06:36 AM
Maybe tannehill doesn't have the hottest wife in the entire NFL...

.. But lol at the FA slack jewed phaggots saying she's ordinary. If a girl like that came onto you, you wouldn't say she was "ordinary" and you'd be telling all your friends you're banging a 10/10

Misc non avi standards, not even once.

So much this.




But I'd have to give the nod to Cutlers wife.

thegenerel
10-25-2013, 07:26 AM
for being a retired PUNTER Mitch Berger did damn well

http://pennyparker.blacktie-colorado.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mitchbergerandBambi2.jpg

LikeAMachine
10-25-2013, 07:36 AM
Tim Couch not doing so bad.

http://i2.listal.com/image/86608/600full-heather-kozar.jpg

BunkMoreland
10-25-2013, 07:39 AM
gay ass Jeff Garthia

waytoodeep03
10-25-2013, 07:55 AM
maybe tannehill?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/04/article-0-13730C0C000005DC-571_634x818.jpg
http://cdn.stripersonline.com/c/c7/333x500px-LL-c78d3862_mrst.jpeg
http://www.5feetnothin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-tannehill-wife-lauren-credit-lost-letterman.jpg

Her hands are huge as hell. Huge turnoff. Big hands big feet on women

DasWunderBrah
10-25-2013, 08:06 AM
Jay Culter, Tony Romo.

Hoop_Dreams
10-25-2013, 08:08 AM
for being a retired PUNTER Mitch Berger did damn well

http://pennyparker.blacktie-colorado.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mitchbergerandBambi2.jpg

Did he meet her on millionaire matchmaker? I remember watching that episode

don't ask

VamonosPest
10-25-2013, 08:14 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1087006/argg.gif

LOL she looks like a Seahawk

CheeseSteak
10-25-2013, 08:30 AM
Active NFL players?


Eric Decker has to be up there

http://blogs.denverpost.com/style/files/2012/11/FE22STERICDECKEER.jpg








winner by far

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 08:34 AM
Gisele is NOT hot.

You're a homosexual.

Eric Decker's chick looks like her face would literally rub off. Woodplow Decker though.

NorrinRadd12
10-25-2013, 08:43 AM
A challenger appears

http://halloftheblackdragon.com/reel/wp-content/gallery/anna-burns-welker/anna_06.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/images/01/12/anna-burns.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSNkXxP9YHV5aKHXKV-RiTGOTUxn38cH_mwHHqWUQAysx1kqFszA

shortharry01
10-25-2013, 09:09 AM
Samantha Steele aka Samantha Ponder
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SillieBazzillie
10-25-2013, 10:11 AM
Decker is such a boss. Balls on the field, asthetic as phuk, hot chicks. Wouldn't surprise me if he could heal the sick.

semi homo

spillmouse
10-25-2013, 11:53 AM
1.Welker
2.Ponder
3.Brady
4.Cutler

jayt8
10-25-2013, 12:09 PM
1. cutler
2. decker
3. tannehill
4. ponder

blackstar87
10-25-2013, 12:12 PM
Eric Decker
Wes Welker
Jay Cutler

+


Adam Archuleta (Jennifer Walcott)

http://www.aschannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/279813_deman1608_0.jpg


Jordan Cameron (Erin Heatherton - girlfriend not wife)

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1477941.1381097970!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/nfl-wags-erin-heatherton.jpg


Hank Baskett (Kendra Wilkinson)

http://g.mynet.com/i/169/85565_0.jpg

HankScorp1o
10-25-2013, 12:15 PM
+ 1,000,000 on Jennifer Walcott, but please remove Kendra Wilkinson ^^^

That bish is nothing special looks-wise, dumb as rocks, and the fact that Hank Baskett married her at the house of the elderly man who used to fukk her makes him the biggest beta in the world.

Also, obligatory:

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Bridget-Moynahan-On-Tom-Gisele-Baby.bmp

SighGR
10-25-2013, 12:16 PM
Their son is going to get so much pussy

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Hank+Baskett+IV+Hank+Baskett+IV+Out+Lunch+KeoI22Tm wejl.jpg

blackstar87
10-25-2013, 12:19 PM
+ 1,000,000 on Jennifer Walcott, but please remove Kendra Wilkinson ^^^

http://i.qkme.me/353c4e.jpg

*Rather smash Kendra Wilkinson than Gisele crew*

frezKo
10-25-2013, 12:22 PM
Jay Cutler's wife Kristin Cavallari

http://gossip-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kristin_cavallari_valentine_2013.jpg

http://fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/kristin-cavallari/bikini-body-at-santa-monica/kristin-cavallari-bikini-body-at-santa-monica-03-520x736.jpg

this times infinity

Saqmanz
10-25-2013, 12:28 PM
In.

tential
10-25-2013, 12:49 PM
Welker has some phucking damn good facial aesthetics.

It seems like if you were a star player on the patriots, you have to have facial aesthetics. Not sure if they are putting together a football team or a pretty boy crew over there.

TFW you didn't get the black genetics necessary to play football.
TFW if you lost 50% of your wealth your wife would leave you.

gotrice33
10-25-2013, 01:12 PM
kristin cavallari for life. dat cutlet baby

jacklambert58
10-25-2013, 01:38 PM
MRS. VINCE WILFORK

No time for bougie, cornball hustlas....Bianca is thick, solid, tight. She got his back even if he goes broke & comes down with CTE.

http://i.imgur.com/7YmeMSp.jpg

spillmouse
10-25-2013, 01:45 PM
MRS. VINCE WILFORK

No time for bougie, cornball hustlas....Bianca is thick, solid, tight. She got his back even if he goes broke & comes down with CTE.

http://i.imgur.com/7YmeMSp.jpg

oh lawd

Chancez
10-25-2013, 02:06 PM
that feel when you would bang Tom over Gisele

Mj-drewfan32
10-25-2013, 02:37 PM
Eric Decker is basically every miscers dream to be like or what they would consider to be the perfect specimen. If he posts on the regular miscs he would have thousands of fans. 6'3,aesthetic, bangs a 10/10 hbb, ceoin 10k a day, and finally wouldent be surprised if he is also gifted down there. (no homer)

Antonio519
10-25-2013, 02:40 PM
Tom Brady looks better than Gisele

All others posted in here look better than Gisele except the fat one

andrew28
10-25-2013, 02:42 PM
christian ponder has done pretty fukkin well. married samantha steele and this was his ex, hnnnnnngggggg




http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/christian-ponders-girlfriend-kacie-mcdonnell-thesportsmonkey.jpg

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/10/7.jpg

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/07/kacie1.jpg

Antonio519
10-25-2013, 02:49 PM
^^^holy chit, his ex > current

ArminVanBuuren5
10-25-2013, 03:02 PM
LOOOOOOL @ Phaggots saying Giselle


BRB no ass at all
BRB no tits
BRB no hips/skinny ass legs
BRB weird face


If I was Tom Brady, I'd dump her and find me a nice thick/tight fitness girl with a fat ass. Omnomnomnomnom

niknguyen
10-25-2013, 04:08 PM
Giselle makes more than brady lulz. Lol if you think he's dumping her

Antonio519
10-25-2013, 04:12 PM
Giselle makes more than brady lulz. Lol if you think he's dumping her

Does that much more really matter when He's alreadyy ballin out of control?

niknguyen
10-25-2013, 04:39 PM
Does that much more really matter when He's alreadyy ballin out of control?

She makes a significant amount more than him iirc

andrew28
10-25-2013, 04:47 PM
She makes a significant amount more than him iirc

damn son the whole idea of some girl making significantly more money than a top 5 QB of all time just for looking pretty is ridiculous.

ArminVanBuuren5
10-25-2013, 06:04 PM
Giselle makes more than brady lulz. Lol if you think he's dumping her


Who cares? He's got more money than he'll need in 10 lifetimes



She's farking groce

FGCHENG
10-25-2013, 06:14 PM
Eric Decker is basically every miscers dream to be like or what they would consider to be the perfect specimen. If he posts on the regular miscs he would have thousands of fans. 6'3,aesthetic, bangs a 10/10 hbb, ceoin 10k a day, and finally wouldent be surprised if he is also gifted down there. (no homer)

Being in the NFL alone and posting on the misc will be god status here.

SighGR
02-02-2014, 08:49 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ImLPGRrc4ss/Uu1u1EFd87I/AAAAAAAABsw/LVVeVzejg_o/s1600/3.gif

Colt's living the dream

MtnJax
02-02-2014, 09:12 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ImLPGRrc4ss/Uu1u1EFd87I/AAAAAAAABsw/LVVeVzejg_o/s1600/3.gif

Colt's living the dream

this. was wondering where Colt's wife was

http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gheorghe77.jpg

http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/349/3490763/30_2009/5d/Soleil.jpg
left

http://ourfaithinaction.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/168868_598498662267_54604339_34033024_7130917_n_2_ 2.jpg

TysonNessman
02-02-2014, 09:28 AM
Phucking LOL at guys calling gisele bundchen gross.

Brb one of the most successful fashion models of all time
Brb is actually productive to society and has a chit ton of money, unlike every other boring chick ITT
Brb not hypergamous money-wise and actually makes more than her man (hypergamy is common nowadays)
Brb classy
Brb defends her husband after Superbowl loss
Brb tall genetic]
Brb

http://www.hdpaperwall.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/B-ndchen-gisele-bundchen-27935273-1024-768.jpg

outfoxxed
02-02-2014, 10:05 AM
Decker is such a boss. Balls on the field, asthetic as phuk, hot chicks. Wouldn't surprise me if he could heal the sick.

semi homo

decker is a huge phaggot. he has brick hands, trips over his feet half the time, is scared of contact, and bitches to the refs for a flag while in the process of dropping a ball. he got the wife and the aesthetics but he's a phaggot

SighGR
02-02-2014, 02:49 PM
Phucking LOL at guys calling gisele bundchen gross.

Brb one of the most successful fashion models of all time
Brb is actually productive to society and has a chit ton of money, unlike every other boring chick ITT
Brb not hypergamous money-wise and actually makes more than her man (hypergamy is common nowadays)
Brb classy
Brb defends her husband after Superbowl loss
Brb tall genetic]
Brb
None of which has to do with her looks. She's not ugly, but she's not top 5