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TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 06:19 PM
What QBs have been able to make it all the way to the big game, then take a giant dump in their pants?
So these are the biggest choke job QBs

1. Jim Kelly 4
2. John Elway 3
Fran Tarkenton 3
4. Tom Brady 2
Crain Morton 2

ShweezyBTFO
10-23-2013, 06:21 PM
agreed OP, Jay-Z is a huge choke artist

BEASTMODE420
10-23-2013, 06:23 PM
I can't believe the guy who roots for romo started this thread... Perhaps that's just part of the genius behind his trolling. It's almost admirable

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 06:24 PM
I can't believe the guy who roots for romo started this thread... Perhaps that's just part of the genius behind his trolling. It's almost admirable
A thread of facts?

tdnick
10-23-2013, 06:26 PM
I can't believe the guy who roots for romo started this thread... Perhaps that's just part of the genius behind his trolling. It's almost admirable

Came into post Romo. Saw TTexasTT was OP. Laffd. Leaving now.

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 06:28 PM
Came into post Romo. Saw TTexasTT was OP. Laffd. Leaving now.
http://img.pandawhale.com/74343-Tombstone-well-bye-gif-hji0.gif

dex26
10-23-2013, 06:29 PM
Came into post Romo. Saw TTexasTT was OP. Laffd. Leaving now.


This. LOL

On a serious note, there is no better choke artist than Romo. In that Broncos game a few weeks back, everyone knew it was coming.

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 06:31 PM
This. LOL

On a serious note, there is no better choke artist than Romo. In that Broncos game a few weeks back, everyone knew it was coming.
I have no idea why you follow me into every thread to tell me how much the Cowboys suck.

This thread has nothing to do with Romo. Its about the QBs who have lost the most SBs.

Shrugs4Life
10-23-2013, 06:31 PM
Hey guys to be fair the prerequisites of OPs thread is that the QBs get to the big game, since Tony Homo won't ever even make it to the big game since he chokes far before then, it's only fair that he is omitted from this thread.

That said Tommy B is a *** porno style choker.

djwolford
10-23-2013, 06:32 PM
Well at least they got to the big game.

Bears fan checking in. You can't talk choke artist without mentioning that phaggot Cutler.

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 06:33 PM
Well at least they got to the big game.

Bears fan checking in. You can't talk choke artist without mentioning that phaggot Cutler.
Well, we can only speculate what Cutler would do in a SB. He hasnt blown one out his ass, we do know that much.

dex26
10-23-2013, 06:34 PM
I have no idea why you follow me into every thread to tell me how much the Cowboys suck.

This thread has nothing to do with Romo. Its about the QBs who have lost the most SBs.

Don't be so delusional. You made a thread of top choke performances yet don't list the qb that has the most. What were you expecting?

WasWorthIt
10-23-2013, 06:34 PM
Didn't Tom Brady lead a game winning drive in his first superbowl?

houtexans23
10-23-2013, 06:36 PM
Didn't Tom Brady lead a game winning drive in his first superbowl?

yes, but according to phaggot op if you lose in the superbowl for whatever reason, it automatically means you choked

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 06:37 PM
Don't be so delusional. You made a thread of top choke performances yet don't list the qb that has the most. What were you expecting?
lol Romo is a 4th quarter game winning machine. You just happen to remember the very few times he didnt deliver. Its just natural that most teams hate the most sucessful team in NFL history.

None of that needed to be mentioned because Romo has won or LOST and superbowls. Youre trying way to hard.


yes, but according to phaggot op if you lose in the superbowl for whatever reason, it automatically means you choked
5'6" 140lb boy callin me a phaggot. Only on the internet....

TexanByChoice
10-23-2013, 06:38 PM
Not a patriots fan but Brady has three rings. Also, Elway went out on top with back to back wins.

BunkMoreland
10-23-2013, 06:41 PM
http://strubb.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/quincy-carter.jpg

houtexans23
10-23-2013, 06:42 PM
5'6" 140lb boy callin me a phaggot. Only on the internet....

http://www.benchwarmersunited.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tony-romo-crying.jpg

Gerald151
10-23-2013, 06:48 PM
Kaepernick...

Destructodave
10-23-2013, 06:49 PM
Honestly, Eli manning being the luckiest QB to ever play the freaking game is why Tom Brady doesnt have 5 rings. Late 4th quarter in the superbowl/playoffs and its angels in the endzone movie time, with him running and chucking **** up in the air and people making 1 handed catches and all sorts of garbage plays. Its like a miracle. And, its not even like an outplay miracle. Its a Tebow-time wtf just happened miracle.

He is literally the luckiest player in the game.

2 times, Pats leading going into the last minute or 2 of the game, and this guy gets help from above Tebow-style.

niknguyen
10-23-2013, 06:50 PM
lol Romo is a 4th quarter game winning machine

cmon bro. but who were matt ryan and tom brady....top 2 since 08...

aestheticsGSF
10-23-2013, 06:50 PM
Lol romo can't lose super bowls if he can't ger out of first round. Gut even manage to blow a game holding an extra point.

He has the poise of a 3 legged dog

djwolford
10-23-2013, 06:53 PM
5'6" 140lb boy callin me a phaggot. Only on the internet....

6'2", 205 lb. grown ass banana checkin in.


You're a phaggot.

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 06:58 PM
6'2", 205 lb. grown ass banana checkin in.
You're a phaggot.
thats a different story

darknessmanX
10-23-2013, 07:05 PM
Honestly, Eli manning being the luckiest QB to ever play the freaking game is why Tom Brady doesnt have 5 rings. Late 4th quarter in the superbowl/playoffs and its angels in the endzone movie time, with him running and chucking **** up in the air and people making 1 handed catches and all sorts of garbage plays. Its like a miracle. And, its not even like an outplay miracle. Its a Tebow-time wtf just happened miracle.

He is literally the luckiest player in the game.

2 times, Pats leading going into the last minute or 2 of the game, and this guy gets help from above Tebow-style.

it was such a flukey miracle, that when the patriots and giants locked up in a second super bowl....................... eli won again.

;D

Phil9
10-23-2013, 07:09 PM
I can't believe the guy who roots for romo started this thread... Perhaps that's just part of the genius behind his trolling. It's almost admirable



Probably because Romo isn't a choke artist in the big games.
















































Largely because he never gets to them. :D

niknguyen
10-23-2013, 07:10 PM
it was such a flukey miracle, that when the patriots and giants locked up in a second super bowl....................... eli won again.

;D

thanks to a wes welker drop when he was WIDE open.

darknessmanX
10-23-2013, 07:13 PM
thanks to a wes welker drop when he was WIDE open.

Not to mention, the fiercest defensive line in the game.

brady lost both of those super bowls because he got tackled HARD throughout and came up limping by the 4th quarter. in the 2008 superbowl it was his ankle, in the 2012 superbowl in the third quarter a harsh tackle messed up his shoulder and his passes were off target after that.

in both superbowls the giants pass rush was the be all end all of the game.

in that 2008 superbowl, brady got sacked 8 times. EIGHT TIMES. yeah some fluke.

Forumite
10-23-2013, 07:24 PM
Not to mention, the fiercest defensive line in the game.

brady lost both of those super bowls because he got tackled HARD throughout and came up limping by the 4th quarter. in the 2008 superbowl it was his ankle, in the 2012 superbowl in the third quarter a harsh tackle messed up his shoulder and his passes were off target after that.

in both superbowls the giants pass rush was the be all end all of the game.

in that 2008 superbowl, brady got sacked 8 times. EIGHT TIMES. yeah some fluke.

Thanks for proving what people have been saying about E**** Manning all along. Most overrated QB ever......

Ecnewyx
10-23-2013, 07:42 PM
2 times, Pats leading going into the last minute or 2 of the game, and this guy gets help from above Tebow-style.

Feelsprettygood.jpeg


in both superbowls the giants pass rush was the be all end all of the game.

in that 2008 superbowl, brady got sacked 8 times. EIGHT TIMES. yeah some fluke.

5 times? They definitely pressured him a lot. One of those sacks was near a sack by Alford on the very last series.

New England had 3 sacks that game.

Giants had 2 and Patriots had 3 sacks in 2011.

Giants defensive line was fantastic in 2007, and a big part of holding the Patriots to 14 points. They were less impressive in 2011... remember letting Brady go back to back TDs and 16 straight completions? Yeah, that happened.

Destructodave
10-23-2013, 07:45 PM
it was such a flukey miracle, that when the patriots and giants locked up in a second super bowl....................... eli won again.

;D

Honestly, almost by the same exact circumstances. A highlight reel catch in double coverage, with him doing his typical lucky ass Eli Routine. Looked like I was watching Tebow play the Steelers. I mean who is really impressed by either of those wins? Seriously now. Play like **** all game, throw no look hail marys into coverage and win.

Ecnewyx
10-23-2013, 07:51 PM
Honestly, almost by the same exact circumstances. A highlight reel catch in double coverage, with him doing his typical lucky ass Eli Routine. Looked like I was watching Tebow play the Steelers. I mean who is really impressed by either of those wins? Seriously now. Play like **** all game, throw no look hail marys into coverage and win.

You seriously are talking the stupidest **** I've ever heard, even from Eli haters.

19-34, 255 yards, 2 TDs 1 INT
30-40, 296 yards 1 TD 0 INT

Yeah, he played like **** all game.

The Eli-Manningham throw was a "no look hail mary" into coverage? Do you even football?

Slebhsmpiqg

Yeah, it's a good thing he wasn't looking and that was a hail mary and not dropping the ball perfectly at the sideline.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/An-inside-look-at-Manninghams-catch.html
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Manning-does-it-again.html


Eli Manning to Mario Manningham: Break this down from the coverage aspect before we get to the “bucket” throw and the finish from the Giants’ WR. The Pats were showing 2-deep safeties (Cover 2). CB Sterling Moore is going to play with inside leverage which gives Manningham a clean, outside release on the 9 (fade) route. However, looking at the replay, Manning is able to hold safety Patrick Chung on top of his landmark (top of the numbers). That’s key when you want to fit in the fade route vs. a deep half safety. The rest? Ideal throw and a teaching session on how to drag your feet, secure the ball and make the play. In terms of making a crucial play on the Super Bowl stage, it doesn’t get any bigger than that.

Technique sells: This is a top tier throw from Manning and finish from Manningham. The Giants’ WR drags the feet, secures the ball and completes the process of the catch. However, this happens because of technique errors in a basic defense we see every Sunday. If you don’t re-route the WR, read the release and take the proper angle to the ball in the secondary, you get beat.

M3some
10-23-2013, 07:53 PM
Tom "can't beat Eli" Brady comes to mind

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 07:54 PM
Get all this Eli garbage outta here. This thread is about QBs that failed in SBs.

Ecnewyx
10-23-2013, 07:57 PM
Get all this Eli garbage outta here. This thread is about QBs that failed in SBs.

My bad.

Destructodave
10-23-2013, 08:04 PM
Get all this Eli garbage outta here. This thread is about QBs that failed in SBs.

Sorry. Next time make it "Overrated QBs who are 1-6" I dont see any other "elite" QBs going 1-6 to start the season. Only Eli "angels in the endzone" Manning. Brady playing with recievers drafted from the local flag football rec squad, still 5-2.

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 08:08 PM
Sorry. Next time make it "Overrated QBs who are 1-6" I dont see any other "elite" QBs going 1-6 to start the season. Only Eli "angels in the endzone" Manning. Brady playing with recievers drafted from the local flag football rec squad, still 5-2.
That thread would definately fit the criteria for Eli Manning.

BeastBobo
10-23-2013, 08:10 PM
Honestly, Eli manning being the luckiest QB to ever play the freaking game is why Tom Brady doesnt have 5 rings. Late 4th quarter in the superbowl/playoffs and its angels in the endzone movie time, with him running and chucking **** up in the air and people making 1 handed catches and all sorts of garbage plays. Its like a miracle. And, its not even like an outplay miracle. Its a Tebow-time wtf just happened miracle.

He is literally the luckiest player in the game.

2 times, Pats leading going into the last minute or 2 of the game, and this guy gets help from above Tebow-style.

lol calls eli lucky. but who was tuck rule?

Saxbro
10-23-2013, 08:12 PM
Lol romo can't lose super bowls if he can't ger out of first round. Gut even manage to blow a game holding an extra point.

He has the poise of a 3 legged dog

There is this dog that lives in my complex with 3 legs that's awesome. Runs really, really fast!

Destructodave
10-23-2013, 08:15 PM
my bad. my fanatical mind remembered 8. i definitely remember the very last one in the dwindling minute, hardcore sack.



it's just odd to me you seemingly value regular season wins over superbowl rings, but okay. 16-0 patriots regular season kings.

Funny you say that since Brady has 3. Or, did you forget. So, I guess you value fluke wildcard teams with fluke hail mary plays who have less rings. Eli is just a fluke. Barely makes the playoffs, barely wins. Now look at him. 1-6, looks like that fluke is starting to run dry. Most overrated QB ever. Has a 2 year Tebow run; people praise him.

hublife
10-23-2013, 08:16 PM
At first I didn't like OP's posts or threads when I started around here... but he's definitely grown on me. Dude is like a 9.5/10 Master Troll.


GJTM

M3some
10-23-2013, 08:17 PM
Sorry. Next time make it "Overrated QBs who are 1-6" I dont see any other "elite" QBs going 1-6 to start the season. Only Eli "angels in the endzone" Manning. Brady playing with recievers drafted from the local flag football rec squad, still 5-2.

This is a what have you done for me lately league, Brady 0-2 against elite

rickysspanish
10-23-2013, 08:17 PM
no mentions of Peyton? really?

9-11 post season record, one and done 8x, threw a game sealing INT in his last SB appearance, threw a game sealing INT in his last playoff game, had a top 3 offense and defense last year and lost against every good team they faced, couldn't even win a playoff game which even Tebow did the year before

0-5 or something in cold post season games lol, the only person in the GOAT convo who his own fans wouldn't take in the playoffs over other QBs.

that being said there is no worse way to choke than to lose in the SB after going undefeated but at least Bradys got an over .500 SB record and the best post season record of all time.

Destructodave
10-23-2013, 08:19 PM
no mentions of Peyton? really?

9-11 post season record, one and done 8x, threw a game sealing INT in his last SB appearance, threw a game sealing INT in his last playoffs, had a top 3 offense and defense last year and lost against every good team they faced, couldn't even win a playoff game which even Tebow did the year before.

0-5 or something in cold post season games lol, the only person in the GOAT convo who his own fans wouldn't take in the playoffs over other QBs.

Well, you have to actually make it out of the first round to be considered.

rickysspanish
10-23-2013, 08:24 PM
Well, you have to actually make it out of the first round to be considered.

my bad I read "in a big game" and with the Romo mentions I thought we were just talking about chokers

still he deserves a mention for 09 and everything else

Ecnewyx
10-23-2013, 08:27 PM
Sorry. Next time make it "Overrated QBs who are 1-6" I dont see any other "elite" QBs going 1-6 to start the season. Only Eli "angels in the endzone" Manning. Brady playing with recievers drafted from the local flag football rec squad, still 5-2.


That thread would definately fit the criteria for Eli Manning.

When TTexasTT starts that thread, then you can post Eli there.


Funny you say that since Brady has 3. Or, did you forget. So, I guess you value fluke wildcard teams with fluke hail mary plays who have less rings. Eli is just a fluke. Barely makes the playoffs, barely wins. Now look at him. 1-6, looks like that fluke is starting to run dry. Most overrated QB ever. Has a 2 year Tebow run; people praise him.

You really don't know what a "hail mary" pass is, do you?

hublife
10-23-2013, 08:27 PM
my bad I read "in a big game" and with the Romo mentions I thought we were just talking about chokers

still he deserves a mention for 09 and everything else


I'd say throwing a pick 6 to lose the Superbowl is arguably the WORST thing you can do as the supposed "GOAT" QB. Lulz

niknguyen
10-23-2013, 08:30 PM
I'd say throwing a pick 6 to lose the Superbowl is arguably the WORST thing you can do as the supposed "GOAT" QB. Lulz

no one thinks he's the goat except phaggot homers. there's no such thing as being in goat contention when you lead all qbs with 1 and dones in the playoffs

TerellOwens
10-23-2013, 08:31 PM
in a divisional game where he can become the full time starter
11/29, 80yards

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/14877.png

MStokes29
10-23-2013, 09:20 PM
But who was Donovan McNabb

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 09:21 PM
But who was Donovan McNabb
A guy who is not on that list.

BrahchoMan
10-23-2013, 09:33 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Rich Gannon. MVP of the regular season, throws 5 interceptions in the Super Bowl. Was the most painful experience of my sports watching life.

TTexasTT
10-23-2013, 09:34 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Rich Gannon. MVP of the regular season, throws 5 interceptions in the Super Bowl. Was the most painful experience of my sports watching life.
He was only chitty enough to do it once.

YellowOnYellow
10-23-2013, 10:15 PM
atleast you can get to the big game...

dat schaub feeling.

grapekiwi
10-23-2013, 10:16 PM
kaepernicks gonna crack that list soon
inb4 negs


in a divisional game where he can become the full time starter
11/29, 80yards

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/14877.png

Lol at name to post ratio
inb4 TO was actually rofling at home watching game

LittleLexodus
10-23-2013, 10:21 PM
Honestly, Eli manning being the luckiest QB to ever play the freaking game is why Tom Brady doesnt have 5 rings. Late 4th quarter in the superbowl/playoffs and its angels in the endzone movie time, with him running and chucking **** up in the air and people making 1 handed catches and all sorts of garbage plays. Its like a miracle. And, its not even like an outplay miracle. Its a Tebow-time wtf just happened miracle.

He is literally the luckiest player in the game.

2 times, Pats leading going into the last minute or 2 of the game, and this guy gets help from above Tebow-style.

He was fortunate with the timing at the end of the game in the 08,12 SBs. However, I do think he has really good touch on his long-ball throws. Not exactly a smart, game-managing QB but a very accurate passer.


He was only chitty enough to do it once.

Lol. Matt Ryan has been disappointing in the post-season.

Ecnewyx
10-23-2013, 10:26 PM
He was fortunate with the timing at the end of the game in the 08,12 SBs. However, I do think he has really good touch on his long-ball throws. Not exactly a smart, game-managing QB but a very accurate passer.

I would agree with most of this and add that Gilbride is also not known for being a smart, game-managing offensive coordinator. See Gilbride getting punched in the face, lulz.

The Giants were "lucky" with the timing in the sense that if Brady had more time afterward, he might've scored without leaving the Giants any time on the clock. But then, in that situation, it would be Brady and the Patriots getting "lucky" and the Giants would've been the "unlucky" ones.

Simiarly though, Brady can be said to have gotten lucky twice in that the field goal kick by Vinateri happened to be the last play of two of the games. If the field goal had come with 1:00 left to go instead, Brady could well have lost two of his Super Bowls. So if you don't credit Eli/the Giants for their win because of timing, then you couldn't credit Brady/Patriots or Ben/Steelers (in 2008)... or any of the last minute SB winning teams. So you see how while this is correct, it doesn't really make much practical sense when viewed as a whole.

There's always going to be a team that has the ball last. That last drive may be a game-winning drive opportunity. If that team scores and takes advantage of it, they were fortunate that there was no more time left on the clock... but that is part of the game.

LittleLexodus
10-23-2013, 10:31 PM
I would agree with most of this and add that Gilbride is also not known for being a smart, game-managing offensive coordinator. See Gilbride getting punched in the face, lulz.

The Giants were "lucky" with the timing in the sense that if Brady had more time afterward, he might've scored without leaving the Giants any time on the clock. But then, in that situation, it would be Brady and the Patriots getting "lucky" and the Giants would've been the "unlucky" ones.

Simiarly though, Brady can be said to have gotten lucky twice in that the field goal kick by Vinateri happened to be the last play of two of the games. If the field goal had come with 1:00 left to go instead, Brady could well have lost two of his Super Bowls. So you see how this doesn't really make much practical sense when taken as a whole.

No, I feel you. It's just how the cookie crumbled. I think the Giants defense was a perfect storm for Brady. I find it's funny that Tom Brady has put up better numbers since 2004 but hasn't gotten another ring. Seems like it's just so hard to put together a team and good patch of games to win it all...compared to the 80's and 90's at least. There are more better teams at the top.

blackflgst
10-23-2013, 10:34 PM
John elway?
Lolwat

Ecnewyx
10-23-2013, 10:35 PM
No, I feel you. It's just how the cookie crumbled. I think the Giants defense was a perfect storm for Brady. I find it's funny that Tom Brady has put up better numbers since 2004 but hasn't gotten another ring. Seems like it's just so hard to put together a team and good patch of games to win it all...compared to the 80's and 90's at least. There are more better teams at the top.

Brady went from a game-managing QB to a GOAT contending QB. But it's not like his teams have sucked. "lol no wins post-Spygate"? -- He made it to two more Super Bowls! It really can't be held against him that his team lost twice. Although he wasn't great in either of them, he wasn't bad either. The 2007 team ran out of gas (Brady was pretty bad in the AFC game). The 2011 team just wasn't that good, and should've lost to the Ravens in the AFC game (Brady was bad in the AFC game).

Shmible
10-23-2013, 10:37 PM
lol Romo is a 4th quarter game winning machine. You just happen to remember the very few times he didnt deliver. Its just natural that most teams hate the most sucessful team in NFL history.

Ya he's a 4th quarter game winning machine... for the other team.

XD

sdballer5588
10-23-2013, 10:43 PM
Brady went from a game-managing QB to a GOAT contending QB. But it's not like his teams have sucked. "lol no wins post-Spygate"? -- He made it to two more Super Bowls! It really can't be held against him that his team lost twice. Although he wasn't great in either of them, he wasn't bad either. The 2007 team ran out of gas (Brady was pretty bad in the AFC game). The 2011 team just wasn't that good, and should've lost to the Ravens in the AFC game (Brady was bad in the AFC game).

Anyone who pins those losses on brady is a retard.

LittleLexodus
10-23-2013, 10:43 PM
Brady went from a game-managing QB to a GOAT contending QB. But it's not like his teams have sucked. "lol no wins post-Spygate"? -- He made it to two more Super Bowls! It really can't be held against him that his team lost twice. Although he wasn't great in either of them, he wasn't bad either. The 2007 team ran out of gas (Brady was pretty bad in the AFC game). The 2011 team just wasn't that good, and should've lost to the Ravens in the AFC game (Brady was bad in the AFC game).

Yep, I was nice to see the Ravens get some redemption last year. I thought they were better in 2011 too. We're on the same page here.


Ya he's a 4th quarter game winning machine... for the other team.

XD

http://www.troll.me/images/rape-sloth/watchout-your-comments-bro-.jpg

cor030
10-23-2013, 11:03 PM
Jake Delhomme was clutch as fuk in the SB

just got goated by the goat nomsayin

I miss the bojangles man slinging the ball around :(

ShweezyBTFO
10-24-2013, 12:04 AM
You seriously are talking the stupidest **** I've ever heard, even from Eli haters.

19-34, 255 yards, 2 TDs 1 INT
30-40, 296 yards 1 TD 0 INT

Yeah, he played like **** all game.

The Eli-Manningham throw was a "no look hail mary" into coverage? Do you even football?

Slebhsmpiqg

Yeah, it's a good thing he wasn't looking and that was a hail mary and not dropping the ball perfectly at the sideline.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/An-inside-look-at-Manninghams-catch.html
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Manning-does-it-again.html

lol bro don't bother with that guy. To the rest of us, it is quite evident that he is a mentally deficient plebeian and would be a better contributor to society as a test subject for black budget defense research projects. Or for automobile collision impact studies.

sdballer5588
10-24-2013, 12:19 AM
Serious question for shweezy and ecnewyz, if Eli has to make that throw 100 tmies, how many times does it result in a catch? 10?

ShweezyBTFO
10-24-2013, 12:24 AM
Serious question for shweezy and ecnewyz, if Eli has to make that throw 100 tmies, how many times does it result in a catch? 10?

To Manningham: 95
To Cruz: 85
To Nicks: 99

IsLifeRealLife
10-24-2013, 12:25 AM
Serious question for shweezy and ecnewyz, if Eli has to make that throw 100 tmies, how many times does it result in a catch? 10?


well he's 1/1 on that throw which if my math checks out = 100%

so if he threw it 100 times it will result in a catch 100% of the time (srs)

sdballer5588
10-24-2013, 12:26 AM
To Manningham: 95
To Cruz: 85
To Nicks: 99

I don't know what I was expecting in retrospect.

ShweezyBTFO
10-24-2013, 12:30 AM
I don't know what I was expecting in retrospect.

FAH_Q needs your love. He needs your time. When everything's wrong, you make it right.

HankScorp1o
10-24-2013, 12:31 AM
PeyPey's just not cut out for the postseason:

xOjBcAcKyuA

ShweezyBTFO
10-24-2013, 12:37 AM
PeyPey's just not cut out for the postseason:

[youtube]xOjBcAcKyuA[youtube]

As a real Denver Broncos fan my fondest memory of the hosses was from this game:


9G9139DXvNY

kethnaab
10-24-2013, 12:46 AM
that's just part of the genius behind his trolling.

best on the misc. never fails to bring the lulz

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 01:14 AM
lol bro don't bother with that guy. To the rest of us, it is quite evident that he is a mentally deficient plebeian and would be a better contributor to society as a test subject for black budget defense research projects. Or for automobile collision impact studies.

Says the fatass with a fake AVI, who has managed to accrue almost another 100 posts in less than 24 hours, yet he says he only posts during games. Gotcha. I'm sorry I can't contribute near as much as your witty 1 liners to this mystical land of Oz that you live in on BB.com. Do you sleep? Or do you just take 20 minute power naps to recharge your posting abilities? I mean you post 24/7. Is this like that game Second Life for you? Do you need intervention?

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 06:24 AM
Serious question for shweezy and ecnewyz, if Eli has to make that throw 100 tmies, how many times does it result in a catch? 10?

How are we (re: anyone) supposed to predict that?

It's like asking if Brady throws a 10 yard slant to Gronkowski and he catches it, how many times would Gronk catch it if Brady threw the exact same pass 100 times? The answer is obviously not going to be 100 out of 100 times because if that was the case, Brady would just throw the same pass 100 times a game for 1,000+ yards a game and go 18-0. The pressure to Brady changes, or Gronk will get jammed differently, or the defense will read the play better, or Brady will be a hair off or fast with the pass, etc.

I can tell you that in Super Bowl XLVI, Eli attempted that same pass (deep fade) against the same coverage to Manningham twice that I remember. The first time Manningham drifted on his route and Eli led him out of bounds; although the safety didn't get there in time on that play either. The second time it was caught.

So an answer is that, regardless of any factors, in Super Bowl XLVI a similar throw from Eli resulted in a catch 1 out of 2 times.

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If your question is more along the lines of... if Eli had a magic time machine thing and he just kept rewinding that exact same play and the only thing that changes is Eli throwing the pass... I dunno. Maybe 90% of the time? Eli has great touch on the deep pass (god knows Gilbride calls for enough of them). Many of his interceptions come when the receiver hasn't beaten his guy but Eli throws it up anyway because he trusts them to win out. Guys like Cruz win out a lot in that situation, so even though Eli lets it go before he's open, he believes that Cruz will get open. In this exact play, Manningham was actually open because no one jammed him so... yeah, maybe 90% of the time.

This is the exact opposite of, say, an Alex Smith, who won't throw the ball unless his receiver is actually open.

Edit:

Not a criticism of Smith, I wish Eli would learn to be safer with the ball this season.

ShweezyBTFO
10-24-2013, 07:44 AM
Says the fatass with a fake AVI, who has managed to accrue almost another 100 posts in less than 24 hours, yet he says he only posts during games. Gotcha. I'm sorry I can't contribute near as much as your witty 1 liners to this mystical land of Oz that you live in on BB.com. Do you sleep? Or do you just take 20 minute power naps to recharge your posting abilities? I mean you post 24/7. Is this like that game Second Life for you? Do you need intervention?

So first I'm a stick, now I'm a fatass, and we're rounding 50 up to 100 now.

Such levels of potato are only achieved by someone as mentally deficient as was previously described.

As far as all the other stuff, discussing my sleep hours is silly, I'm still in school. Meanwhile, you're spending those same hours getting verbally molested by someone 9 years younger than you. About as pathetic as it gets, even for a manlet from Georgia. Maybe focus on that deadend job and/or do something useful and become a patient for clinical trials.

Beliedat
10-24-2013, 08:47 AM
Elway??
If you can tell me anyone else on those squads he brought to early superbowls without using google, I'll give you a cookie.

He clowned ATL in his second SB win. He did have a pick, but that was on a Sharpe deflection/drop, but the rest of the game he was money. Ran a TD in on a scramble at 38 years old, had two giant bombs in the first half (40+ and 80+ yds). He was an SB MVP.

In his first SB, he never really had to take over because TD was dominating the Packers, but it was a close game. It was actually one of the most exciting SBs of all time IMO. He did a lot with his legs in that game.

That said, it's hard to argue those early games, but he brought a clusterfukk circus team to each of them. Those Broncos teams were straight up bad teams outside of Elway.

CCAurora
10-24-2013, 08:50 AM
Do you even Super Bowl 25? Jim Kelly did NOT choke in that game.

aestheticsGSF
10-24-2013, 08:51 AM
I don't know how this reached 80 replies.

Op is clearly trolling the qb on his favorite team is the equavilant of carmelo anthony, chris paul, tracy mcgrady or matt ryan.

Can never win anything I'm the playoffs. He understands the cowboys organization is laughing stock of sports and tonyTonya contract is top 10 worst ever

niknguyen
10-24-2013, 09:05 AM
I don't know how this reached 80 replies.

Op is clearly trolling the qb on his favorite team is the equavilant of carmelo anthony, chris paul, tracy mcgrady or matt ryan.

Can never win anything I'm the playoffs. He understands the cowboys organization is laughing stock of sports and tonyTonya contract is top 10 worst ever

Coming from the guy that said dolphins were going to the afccg after a 3-0 start then said they would beat NO in the dome...before you give excuses to why they lost, romo has had bad defenses, line and run game his entire career, so your excuse of a horrible line for tannehil would be a moot point

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 09:09 AM
Coming from the guy that said dolphins were going to the afccg after a 3-0 start then said they would beat NO in the dome...before you give excuses to why they lost, romo has had bad defenses, line and run game his entire career, so your excuse of a horrible line for tannehil would be a moot point

Cowboys were pretty good in 2007 and 2009. Remember how they had a record number of pro bowlers in 2007? They just potato'ed against the Vikings and Romo turned the ball over 3x IIRC.

But yes, team has been very average in every other season. Romo's probably done the best he could with a mediocre team. Which makes it all the more surprising when Jerry Jones or Cowboys fans think they're Super Bowl bound.

niknguyen
10-24-2013, 09:12 AM
Cowboys were pretty good in 2007 and 2009. Remember how they had a record number of pro bowlers in 2007? They just potato'ed against the Vikings and Romo turned the ball over 3x IIRC.

But yes, team has been very average in every other season. Romo's probably done the best he could with a mediocre team, which makes it all the more surprising when Jerry Jones or Cowboys fans think they're Super Bowl bound.

I don't think they're sb bound because theyre either going to have to go into seattle or no and get a win and I don't see that happening at all but crazier things have happened

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 09:15 AM
I don't think they're sb bound because theyre either going to have to go into seattle or no and get a win and I don't see that happening at all but crazier things have happened

Are you a Cowboys fan? Jones is a salesman as a well as an Owner so I can't blame him for hyping his team and guaranteeing the Super Bowl win, plus the Cowboys could win it this year.

But despite all the division trash talk, Cowboys have been pretty average most recent years or "bad", as you put it.

aestheticsGSF
10-24-2013, 09:16 AM
Coming from the guy that said dolphins were going to the afccg after a 3-0 start then said they would beat NO in the dome...before you give excuses to why they lost, romo has had bad defenses, line and run game his entire career, so your excuse of a horrible line for tannehil would be a moot point

Dolphins have been trash past few games and let me down bad blowing it last minute twice in a row easily can be 5-1 but that's besides the point. Are your predictions always right? I made a bold statement and it didn't turn out correct we all do it.

Your still angry they embarrased your team. Let it go.

niknguyen
10-24-2013, 09:22 AM
Dolphins have been trash past few games and let me down bad blowing it last minute twice in a row easily can be 5-1 but that's besides the point. Are your predictions always right? I made a bold statement and it didn't turn out correct we all do it.

Your still angry they embarrased your team. Let it go.

Embarrassed?? Lol...ok...outgaining the dolphins and the fins needing a GW drive doesnt equate to getting embarrassed

It had nothing to do with making a wrong prediction. Its how cocky and arrogant you were. Because it doesnt matter how you start a season. Its about how you end. Last I remembered, zona started 4-0 and beat NE in NE last season and they reeled off 12 straight losses.

TAWS6
10-24-2013, 09:35 AM
Romo has never won a big game and pey pey has a losing playoff record but plz tell me more.

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 09:44 AM
So first I'm a stick, now I'm a fatass, and we're rounding 50 up to 100 now.

Such levels of potato are only achieved by someone as mentally deficient as was previously described.

As far as all the other stuff, discussing my sleep hours is silly, I'm still in school. Meanwhile, you're spending those same hours getting verbally molested by someone 9 years younger than you. About as pathetic as it gets, even for a manlet from Georgia. Maybe focus on that deadend job and/or do something useful and become a patient for clinical trials.

Lol, verbally molested by you? Are you serious? What have you said that was even remotely any good? Also, its obvious you are faking being Vick now, with your e-stats. You alluded to it in another post. Oh, and just for ****s and giggles, yesterday when you were busy pretending to be cool by flaming me, when I took note of your posts to say 10,000, you were around 9,945 or something. Today, you are at now, 10,040. You have posted around 100 posts in 24 hours. Also, I'm in school, too. I went back to get my degree, I have 2 semesters left. And if anyone needs to be come a patient for clinical trials, why dont you try the latest anti-depressant or diet pill, you fatass, posing, wannabe who uses a fake AVI and persona to massage his delicate ego that he can only get on bb.com.

Do you ever just lay in bed, dreaming about how people find your posts funny on bb.com? I bet you do. You probably lay there, forcing yourself not to make post 101 in a 24 hour period, wondering if someone rep'd you, wondering how your e-friends are doing, and trying to think of funny ways to stay cool on the internet, as a grown man. And FYI, 21 years old is a grown man.

Oh, and if for some reason you have the inclination that you are trolling me, and "getting" me, well think again cupcake. I have, 1800 posts in what, 8 years? These forums, or my internet persona, matters about zilch; I just like looking around here during football season. While you on the other hand, mr. lifer, live and breathe for this place. As soon as football season ends, I'll be off doing that productive thing you are talking about, while you spend your entire day hitting f5, as usual. Maybe, just maybe you get some studying done in between your 100 posts a day.

aestheticsGSF
10-24-2013, 10:04 AM
Embarrassed?? Lol...ok...outgaining the dolphins and the fins needing a GW drive doesnt equate to getting embarrassed

It had nothing to do with making a wrong prediction. Its how cocky and arrogant you were. Because it doesnt matter how you start a season. Its about how you end. Last I remembered, zona started 4-0 and beat NE in NE last season and they reeled off 12 straight losses.

Alright and I admit I was wrong. They cant finish games out. If they could they'd be 5-1 easily. Theh choked twice

JmanTheJuiceman
10-24-2013, 10:11 AM
Lol, verbally molested by you? Are you serious? What have you said that was even remotely any good? Also, its obvious you are faking being Vick now, with your e-stats. You alluded to it in another post. Oh, and just for ****s and giggles, yesterday when you were busy pretending to be cool by flaming me, when I took note of your posts to say 10,000, you were around 9,945 or something. Today, you are at now, 10,040. You have posted around 100 posts in 24 hours. Also, I'm in school, too. I went back to get my degree, I have 2 semesters left. And if anyone needs to be come a patient for clinical trials, why dont you try the latest anti-depressant or diet pill, you fatass, posing, wannabe who uses a fake AVI and persona to massage his delicate ego that he can only get on bb.com.

Do you ever just lay in bed, dreaming about how people find your posts funny on bb.com? I bet you do. You probably lay there, forcing yourself not to make post 101 in a 24 hour period, wondering if someone rep'd you, wondering how your e-friends are doing, and trying to think of funny ways to stay cool on the internet, as a grown man. And FYI, 21 years old is a grown man.

Oh, and if for some reason you have the inclination that you are trolling me, and "getting" me, well think again cupcake. I have, 1800 posts in what, 8 years? These forums, or my internet persona, matters about zilch; I just like looking around here during football season. While you on the other hand, mr. lifer, live and breathe for this place. As soon as football season ends, I'll be off doing that productive thing you are talking about, while you spend your entire day hitting f5, as usual. Maybe, just maybe you get some studying done in between your 100 posts a day.

Sweet mother of god

How do you allow somebody to rustle your jimmy jam-jam's so hard on the internet Dave?

CyberSheriff
10-24-2013, 10:22 AM
Came in to troll by saying Brady, saw OP was already a step ahead.

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 10:36 AM
Sweet mother of god

How do you allow somebody to rustle your jimmy jam-jam's so hard on the internet Dave?

His jimmies are not rustled because these forums mean "zilch" to him.

I can confirm because he doesn't waste his time remembering someone's posts from another thread or their post count from the prior day and incorporating that in a 300+ word response to them.

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 10:45 AM
Sweet mother of god

How do you allow somebody to rustle your jimmy jam-jam's so hard on the internet Dave?

They aren't. I'm just having fun with the guy. He follows me around calling me a manlet; I follow suit with calling him a no life Stay Puft clone. Then we move along to another thread. I just use more words.

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 10:48 AM
His jimmies are not rustled because these forums mean "zilch" to him.

I can confirm because he doesn't waste his time remembering someone's posts from another thread or their post count from the prior day and incorporating that in a 300+ word response to them.

Sorry I have a decent memory. Remembering 1 number from the day before doesnt make me a weirdo. Sorry Eli Manning is a scrub QB. No other elite QBs go 1-6. Hell, if they faced a team worth a damn, he would be 0-7.

JmanTheJuiceman
10-24-2013, 10:50 AM
They aren't. I'm just having fun with the guy.

Alright Dave, you just get back to working on those lats

GrecoRoman
10-24-2013, 10:52 AM
troll threads going 4 pages these days? lol misc

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 10:54 AM
Alright Dave, you just get back to working on those lats

The only people that irritate me on this forum are the phags over in the workout routine and exercise sections, if the same ones are still there.

JmanTheJuiceman
10-24-2013, 11:00 AM
The only people that irritate me on this forum are the phags over in the workout routine and exercise sections, if the same ones are still there.

Oh I know, I can't stand those phagboys either.

I mean.. Who has the AUDACITY to come on a Bodybuilding website and discuss workout routines and exercises.

slvrgtmiscer
10-24-2013, 11:02 AM
Tony romo

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 11:15 AM
Sorry I have a decent memory. Remembering 1 number from the day before doesnt make me a weirdo.

It's cool. I also frequently pay attention to the number of posts made by and Join Date for people I respond to here.

One never knows when I'll need to incorporate it in an ad hominem post to point out their lack of a social life, amirite?

/brofist

Guardian
10-24-2013, 11:18 AM
I feel like just about all of the greats have choked at some point. Brady could of had 5 rings by now.

Seems like big Ben from Steelers doesn't choke too much.

Phil Rivers chokes alot.

JmanTheJuiceman
10-24-2013, 11:28 AM
It's cool. I also frequently pay attention to the number of posts made by and Join Date for people I respond to here.

One never knows when I'll need to incorporate it in an ad hominem post to point out their lack of a social life, amirite?

/brofist

Looks like we all have a lot in common ITT.

Mirin' those 147 posts last week, brah.

Guardian
10-24-2013, 03:35 PM
Joe Flaco plays fairly well come playoffs.

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 04:15 PM
It's cool. I also frequently pay attention to the number of posts made by and Join Date for people I respond to here.

One never knows when I'll need to incorporate it in an ad hominem post to point out their lack of a social life, amirite?

/brofist

I looked at it yesterday to make fun of him for having a billion posts in 2 years. Then, he mentions, he only posts a few times(lol) while watching a sporting event. Made it pretty easy to make a mental note of it. I'm sorry that that level of memorization, remembering a single number that you alluded to the day before, seems like the hardest thing to do for someone of your mental capacity. I honestly dont see how its any different than a guy calling me 5'9', 31 years old every post. Its not like he has to look over at my stats to remember that. When the only thing of note about his profile is his absurd number of posts, and a fake Micheal Vick face, takes very little mental capacity to remember that, especially when you used it before, like him using my age/height/etc. But, anyone who thinks Eli Manning is a good QB has to have mental problems.

Oh, Eli sucks. Get fuked. "QB is a Fluke Crew."

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 04:18 PM
Oh I know, I can't stand those phagboys either.

I mean.. Who has the AUDACITY to come on a Bodybuilding website and discuss workout routines and exercises.

Listening to poor noobs get ridiculed for working out like a bodybuilder, and being told how stupid they are if they do any sort of isolation exercises, by guys who dont even look like they lift weights, and people regurgitating Starting Strength 5000 times, it can be a little annoying. If you ONLY look at those forums, you would think this place was startingstrength.com, or strengthtraining.com, not BB.com. They all know everything over there, barely looking like they even lift. Gotta work on dem stabilizers and do nothing but compounds or you are a failure.

sonny99
10-24-2013, 05:04 PM
Joe Montana

TTexasTT
10-24-2013, 05:11 PM
It puts a smile on my face to see that this thread had so much success.

Vhagar
10-24-2013, 05:12 PM
Tom Brady never lost his team a superbowl. He didn't play incredibly, but was far from the biggest reason they lost.

No choke job will surpass the Manning pick 6 against the Saints.

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 05:12 PM
It puts a smile on my face to see that this thread had so much success.

lol you cheeky kunt

Would neg you but on spread

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 05:17 PM
Says the fatass with a fake AVI, who has managed to accrue almost another 100 posts in less than 24 hours, yet he says he only posts during games. Gotcha. I'm sorry I can't contribute near as much as your witty 1 liners to this mystical land of Oz that you live in on BB.com. Do you sleep? Or do you just take 20 minute power naps to recharge your posting abilities? I mean you post 24/7. Is this like that game Second Life for you? Do you need intervention?


Lol, verbally molested by you? Are you serious? What have you said that was even remotely any good? Also, its obvious you are faking being Vick now, with your e-stats. You alluded to it in another post. Oh, and just for ****s and giggles, yesterday when you were busy pretending to be cool by flaming me, when I took note of your posts to say 10,000, you were around 9,945 or something. Today, you are at now, 10,040. You have posted around 100 posts in 24 hours. Also, I'm in school, too. I went back to get my degree, I have 2 semesters left. And if anyone needs to be come a patient for clinical trials, why dont you try the latest anti-depressant or diet pill, you fatass, posing, wannabe who uses a fake AVI and persona to massage his delicate ego that he can only get on bb.com.

Do you ever just lay in bed, dreaming about how people find your posts funny on bb.com? I bet you do. You probably lay there, forcing yourself not to make post 101 in a 24 hour period, wondering if someone rep'd you, wondering how your e-friends are doing, and trying to think of funny ways to stay cool on the internet, as a grown man. And FYI, 21 years old is a grown man.

Oh, and if for some reason you have the inclination that you are trolling me, and "getting" me, well think again cupcake. I have, 1800 posts in what, 8 years? These forums, or my internet persona, matters about zilch; I just like looking around here during football season. While you on the other hand, mr. lifer, live and breathe for this place. As soon as football season ends, I'll be off doing that productive thing you are talking about, while you spend your entire day hitting f5, as usual. Maybe, just maybe you get some studying done in between your 100 posts a day.


I looked at it yesterday to make fun of him for having a billion posts in 2 years. Then, he mentions, he only posts a few times(lol) while watching a sporting event. Made it pretty easy to make a mental note of it. I'm sorry that that level of memorization, remembering a single number that you alluded to the day before, seems like the hardest thing to do for someone of your mental capacity. I honestly dont see how its any different than a guy calling me 5'9', 31 years old every post. Its not like he has to look over at my stats to remember that. When the only thing of note about his profile is his absurd number of posts, and a fake Micheal Vick face, takes very little mental capacity to remember that, especially when you used it before, like him using my age/height/etc. But, anyone who thinks Eli Manning is a good QB has to have mental problems.

Oh, Eli sucks. Get fuked. "QB is a Fluke Crew."

If this is what "matters about zilch" is like for you, I'd hate to see how you act in a forum that actually matters.














































well think again cupcake.

Destructodave
10-24-2013, 07:12 PM
If this is what "matters about zilch" is like for you, I'd hate to see how you act in a forum that actually matters.


well think again cupcake.

Posts by me: 1750 in 8 years.
Posts by you: 18,750 in 4 years
Posts by Stay Puft: 10,050 in 2 years

We see who the forum matters most to. Funny how that tidbit of information keeps getting lost on you losers. You are literally here every single day, for 4 years, posting. The other guy, 2. Every. Single. Day. For years. I bet you losers miss a shower or miss brushing your teeth more times than you do missing making a post a day.

TTexasTT
10-24-2013, 07:16 PM
Posts by me: 1750 in 8 years.
Posts by you: 18,750 in 4 years
Posts by Stay Puft: 10,050 in 2 years

We see who the forum matters most to. Funny how that tidbit of information keeps getting lost on you losers. You are literally here every single day, for 4 years, posting. The other guy, 2. Every. Single. Day. For years. I bet you losers miss a shower or miss brushing your teeth more times than you do missing making a post a day.

Wait... arent you the guy who brings up post count all the time in agruments? I thought that avi looked familier. Pretty sure thats you.

What does that have to do with anything? Pretty sure most folks here post while watching the games.

Ecnewyx
10-24-2013, 07:44 PM
Posts by me: 1750 in 8 years.
Posts by you: 18,750 in 4 years
Posts by Stay Puft: 10,050 in 2 years

We see who the forum matters most to. Funny how that tidbit of information keeps getting lost on you losers. You are literally here every single day, for 4 years, posting. The other guy, 2. Every. Single. Day. For years. I bet you losers miss a shower or miss brushing your teeth more times than you do missing making a post a day.

How is it lost on us? I like posting here in the Sports Misc and I like the posters here. I post here all the time.

You're the only one who thinks our feelings are hurt by you mentioning our post count in every post. You're also the only one who's constantly writing angry posts while claiming that none of this matters to you.

lol.

Oh, except for the part about my being here for 4 years.

2013 - 2008. That's 5 years.

And you've only posted for 7 years. 2013 - 2006. Not 8.

Too bad your amazing number memory didn't help you there.

sdballer5588
10-24-2013, 07:46 PM
Post count badass in here?


Post all the time crew checkin in.

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 12:14 PM
How is it lost on us? I like posting here in the Sports Misc and I like the posters here. I post here all the time.

You're the only one who thinks our feelings are hurt by you mentioning our post count in every post. You're also the only one who's constantly writing angry posts while claiming that none of this matters to you.

lol.

Oh, except for the part about my being here for 4 years.

2013 - 2008. That's 5 years.

And you've only posted for 7 years. 2013 - 2006. Not 8.

Too bad your amazing number memory didn't help you there.

Its 2 months from 2014. Really, as if it matters. Honestly, if you want to get technical, you will probably have like another 1,000 posts by then, and then another 5,000+ by July. Hell, I did you a favor by rounding up. I actually gave you some free months to disperse some of those posts.

Oh and TexasTT, proofs in the pudding. And I doubt you remember me from posting anywhere, since I hadn't posted in over a year before this month, but hey you have 2000000 posts, people ought to believe you cause you mean something around here; e-cred. But on topic, people posting about jimmies being rustled when they spend every minute of their day here is ironic. The only people whose jimmies seem rustled are people with 20,000 posts in a few years when I mention it. It's ok. I understand lots of people play games like WoW for the same reasons you guys play BB.com forums; its ok. I understand.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 12:35 PM
Its 2 months from 2014. Really, as if it matters. Honestly, if you want to get technical, you will probably have like another 1,000 posts by then, and then another 5,000+ by July. Hell, I did you a favor by rounding up. I actually gave you some free months to disperse some of those posts.

Oh and TexasTT, proofs in the pudding. And I doubt you remember me from posting anywhere, since I hadn't posted in over a year before this month, but hey you have 2000000 posts, people ought to believe you cause you mean something around here; e-cred. But on topic, people posting about jimmies being rustled when they spend every minute of their day here is ironic. The only people whose jimmies seem rustled are people with 20,000 posts in a few years when I mention it. It's ok. I understand lots of people play games like WoW for the same reasons you guys play BB.com forums; its ok. I understand.

lol 10 posts per day. Guess I really need to reevaluate my life.

The proof for what is in the pudding? I lift (this is bbing website) and I watch sports, as much as I can. This is the sports section, right? Pretty sure I have a good social life. You clearly arent spending any time in the gym, no hate but there is no way to deny that you dont spend much time worried about your body.
Why are you going to so much trouble to break down post count ratios? Arent you a bit to old to argue about trivial matters?
If its "ok, you understand" why do you keep this up? lol how did this topic even come up....
Im just going say that I understand too. Lets be real, youre running your mouth in here (internet) because its a nice safe place for you to let go of your real world problems. Slamming your limp manlet wrists into a keyboard is like therapy since its not likely to cost you any dental work like youd be forced to deal with in real life. The interwebsz are filled with short little chubby guys just like you.
All that being said, this is a bbing website so Ill be more than happy to help you with a diet plan and a good workout routine to get you started. I dont see any reason why by next summer you cant have some pride in the way you look. Just PM me your bf% (28%?) and how much time you can dedicate to a body comp change.

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 12:37 PM
The proof for what is in the pudding? I lift (this is bbing website) and I watch sports, as much as I can. This is the sports section, right? Pretty sure I have a good social life. You clearly arent spending any time in the gym, no hate but there is no way to deny that you dont spend much time worried about your body.
Why are you going to so much trouble to break down post count ratios? Arent you a bit to old to argue about trivial matters?
If its "ok, you understand" why do you keep this up? lol how did this topic even come up....
Im just going say that I understand too. Lets be real, youre running your mouth in here (internet) because its a nice safe place for you to let go of your real world problems. Slamming your limp manlet wrists into a keyboard is like therapy since its not likely to cost you any dental work like youd be forced to deal with in real life. The interwebsz are filled with short little chubby guys just like you.
All that being said, this is a bbing website so Ill be more than happy to help you with a diet plan and a good workout routine to get you started. I dont see any reason why by next summer you cant have some pride in the way you look. Just PM me your bf% (28%?) and how much time you can dedicate to a body comp change.

http://images.wikia.com/community-sitcom/images/7/7f/Abed_smiling.gif

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 12:43 PM
lol 10 posts per day. Guess I really need to reevaluate my life.

The proof for what is in the pudding? I lift (this is bbing website) and I watch sports, as much as I can. This is the sports section, right? Pretty sure I have a good social life. You clearly arent spending any time in the gym, no hate but there is no way to deny that you dont spend much time worried about your body.
Why are you going to so much trouble to break down post count ratios? Arent you a bit to old to argue about trivial matters?
If its "ok, you understand" why do you keep this up? lol how did this topic even come up....
Im just going say that I understand too. Lets be real, youre running your mouth in here (internet) because its a nice safe place for you to let go of your real world problems. Slamming your limp manlet wrists into a keyboard is like therapy since its not likely to cost you any dental work like youd be forced to deal with in real life. The interwebsz are filled with short little chubby guys just like you.
All that being said, this is a bbing website so Ill be more than happy to help you with a diet plan and a good workout routine to get you started. I dont see any reason why by next summer you cant have some pride in the way you look. Just PM me your bf% (28%?) and how much time you can dedicate to a body comp change.

http://i.imgur.com/xbC9N.gif

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 12:47 PM
You rounded me down 15 months. So you didn't "give me" some free months, you took away 15 months so my posts per month was higher.

Who rounds down 15 months, anyways. Are you even saying anything right now?
This fuking guy. :D
WTF. 20k does seem like a lot all the sudden... lol
Im sure that queer is sitting in his basement with abacus breaking down my posts per minute while accounting for time changes and leapyear.


Lets talk about **** that matters in life. Like our family and rep power.

ShweezyBTFO
10-25-2013, 12:47 PM
Lol, verbally molested by you? Are you serious? What have you said that was even remotely any good? Also, its obvious you are faking being Vick now, with your e-stats. You alluded to it in another post. Oh, and just for ****s and giggles, yesterday when you were busy pretending to be cool by flaming me, when I took note of your posts to say 10,000, you were around 9,945 or something. Today, you are at now, 10,040. You have posted around 100 posts in 24 hours. Also, I'm in school, too. I went back to get my degree, I have 2 semesters left. And if anyone needs to be come a patient for clinical trials, why dont you try the latest anti-depressant or diet pill, you fatass, posing, wannabe who uses a fake AVI and persona to massage his delicate ego that he can only get on bb.com.

Do you ever just lay in bed, dreaming about how people find your posts funny on bb.com? I bet you do. You probably lay there, forcing yourself not to make post 101 in a 24 hour period, wondering if someone rep'd you, wondering how your e-friends are doing, and trying to think of funny ways to stay cool on the internet, as a grown man. And FYI, 21 years old is a grown man.

Oh, and if for some reason you have the inclination that you are trolling me, and "getting" me, well think again cupcake. I have, 1800 posts in what, 8 years? These forums, or my internet persona, matters about zilch; I just like looking around here during football season. While you on the other hand, mr. lifer, live and breathe for this place. As soon as football season ends, I'll be off doing that productive thing you are talking about, while you spend your entire day hitting f5, as usual. Maybe, just maybe you get some studying done in between your 100 posts a day.

Sweet novel. Math looking thick. Solid. Tight. Still doesnt address how I morphed from a stick to a fatass in the span of 24 hours.


I hear they've invented painless euthanization procedures for humans who are unfit to contribute to the world. You should look into it for yourself.

Ecnewyx
10-25-2013, 12:48 PM
Its 2 months from 2014. Really, as if it matters. Honestly, if you want to get technical, you will probably have like another 1,000 posts by then, and then another 5,000+ by July. Hell, I did you a favor by rounding up. I actually gave you some free months to disperse some of those posts.

You rounded me down 15 months. So you didn't "give me" some free months, you took away 15 months so my posts per month was higher.

Who rounds down 15 months, anyways. Are you even saying anything right now?



Oh and TexasTT, proofs in the pudding. And I doubt you remember me from posting anywhere, since I hadn't posted in over a year before this month, but hey you have 2000000 posts, people ought to believe you cause you mean something around here; e-cred. But on topic, people posting about jimmies being rustled when they spend every minute of their day here is ironic. The only people whose jimmies seem rustled are people with 20,000 posts in a few years when I mention it. It's ok. I understand lots of people play games like WoW for the same reasons you guys play BB.com forums; its ok. I understand.

September 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156902013&p=1133086063&viewfull=1#post1133086063

July 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=155515853&p=1103694363&viewfull=1#post1103694363

June 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=155016883&p=1093053993&viewfull=1#post1093053993

April 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153141541&p=1052495711&viewfull=1#post1052495711

March 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152374093&p=1036459053&viewfull=1#post1036459053

February 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=144420921&p=1029062823&viewfull=1#post1029062823

This fuking guy. :D

Ecnewyx
10-25-2013, 12:51 PM
WTF. 20k does seem like a lot all the sudden... lol

lol it's a lot of fuking posts to be fair. But it depends on how you look at it? Each post is like a sentence in a conversation.



Im sure that queer is sitting in his basement with abacus breaking down my posts per minute while accounting for time changes and leapyear.

Lets talk about **** that matters in life. Like our family and rep power.

He should use a calculator for that. It's more accurate.

My family's been good, Bro. They aren't that impressed by my rep power but they just don't understand the feeling of self-confidence and pride I feel when I get repped. It's like a drug.

ShweezyBTFO
10-25-2013, 12:54 PM
You rounded me down 15 months. So you didn't "give me" some free months, you took away 15 months so my posts per month was higher.

Who rounds down 15 months, anyways. Are you even saying anything right now?



September 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156902013&p=1133086063&viewfull=1#post1133086063

July 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=155515853&p=1103694363&viewfull=1#post1103694363

June 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=155016883&p=1093053993&viewfull=1#post1093053993

April 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153141541&p=1052495711&viewfull=1#post1052495711

March 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152374093&p=1036459053&viewfull=1#post1036459053

February 2013: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=144420921&p=1029062823&viewfull=1#post1029062823

This fuking guy. :D
Dave clearly went to Georgia tech brah, can't you tell from his math skills?

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 12:57 PM
Pretty sure I am the world record holder for post count. Knicksrbake former record holder. Me and Shweezy both have a reasonably absurd number of posts, but we also argue the most on here, which is like, 1 sentence most of the time.

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 01:02 PM
knicksrbake was absolutely on another level.

Best was his thread about his weekend attire that was all JCPenny gear that was 2 sizes too small. He was posting in reg misc under a new name, but I can't remember.



edit: yesssss
http://i45.tinypic.com/1fafmb.jpg

Ecnewyx
10-25-2013, 01:03 PM
knicksrbake was absolutely on another level.

Best was his thread about his weekend attire that was all JCPenny gear that was 2 sizes too small. He was posting in reg misc under a new name, but I can't remember.

I blame/revere him for giving us "X r bake".

And also "X is baking".

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 01:10 PM
I blame/revere him for giving us "X r bake".

And also "X is baking".

respect where it's due. I'm going to try to find his new acct and bring him back. I was infracted and modnegged for using the pic above as my avi.

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:28 PM
Sweet novel. Math looking thick. Solid. Tight. Still doesnt address how I morphed from a stick to a fatass in the span of 24 hours.


I hear they've invented painless euthanization procedures for humans who are unfit to contribute to the world. You should look into it for yourself.

Well, when I realized that Micheal Vick is 6'0' tall. Put 2 and 2 together, and you are just completely fake all around.

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:30 PM
lol it's a lot of fuking posts to be fair. But it depends on how you look at it? Each post is like a sentence in a conversation.



He should use a calculator for that. It's more accurate.

My family's been good, Bro. They aren't that impressed by my rep power but they just don't understand the feeling of self-confidence and pride I feel when I get repped. It's like a drug.

Thats the truth for you forum phags. All about that rep power and e-friends. BB.com is srs business.

ShweezyBTFO
10-25-2013, 01:33 PM
Well, when I realized that Micheal Vick is 6'0' tall. Put 2 and 2 together, and you are just completely fake all around.

Micheal?


So it's not possible for two people who aren't identical twins to be the same height?

I couldn't be possibly doing the whole Vick thing because of the gambling references and the fact that my LOCK threads are magical?


The fact that I have to ask any of these questions is an indictment on your value as a human being.

Do you own any dogs by any chance? I'll spare them the Ron Mexico treatment since it's clear you need some form of assistance no matter the source or species.

bustermac
10-25-2013, 01:33 PM
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This post sponsored by:

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Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:35 PM
lol 10 posts per day. Guess I really need to reevaluate my life.

The proof for what is in the pudding? I lift (this is bbing website) and I watch sports, as much as I can. This is the sports section, right? Pretty sure I have a good social life. You clearly arent spending any time in the gym, no hate but there is no way to deny that you dont spend much time worried about your body.
Why are you going to so much trouble to break down post count ratios? Arent you a bit to old to argue about trivial matters?
If its "ok, you understand" why do you keep this up? lol how did this topic even come up....
Im just going say that I understand too. Lets be real, youre running your mouth in here (internet) because its a nice safe place for you to let go of your real world problems. Slamming your limp manlet wrists into a keyboard is like therapy since its not likely to cost you any dental work like youd be forced to deal with in real life. The interwebsz are filled with short little chubby guys just like you.
All that being said, this is a bbing website so Ill be more than happy to help you with a diet plan and a good workout routine to get you started. I dont see any reason why by next summer you cant have some pride in the way you look. Just PM me your bf% (28%?) and how much time you can dedicate to a body comp change.

Lol, why would I take advice from a guy who's had the same pic since he joined in 2008. Go back to posting 10 times a day. Oh, and now the tough guy "you wouldn't say that to my face IRL!!!!" "Flex." Lol, whatever guy. I've fuked bigger guys than you before, chump.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 01:36 PM
Thats the truth for you forum phags. All about that rep power and e-friends. BB.com is srs business.
Dont get all pissed. Just go away.
Is there really any point in hanging around since we are all such losers? Why waste your time?

Lol, why would I take advice from a guy who's had the same pic since he joined in 2008. Go back to posting 10 times a day. Oh, and now the tough guy "you wouldn't say that to my face IRL!!!!" "Flex." Lol, whatever guy. I've fuked bigger guys than you before, chump.
groce. Same pic since 08? Its probably atleast 18 months old though. There you go, calling people chumps, phags and all that good stuff over the internet. I honestly dont care about the men youve had sex with either.

Ecnewyx
10-25-2013, 01:36 PM
BB.com is srs business.

Over $320M in revenues in 2012.


I've fuked bigger guys than you before, chump.

http://replygif.net/i/456.gif



groce. Same pic since 08? Its probably atleast 18 months old though.

He probably just rounded that 18 months up to 5 years. Because math.

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:39 PM
Dont get all pissed. Just go away.
Is there really any point in hanging around since we are all such losers? Why waste your time?

groce. Same pic since 08? Its probably a 18 months old though.

What? I cant hang out with all the cool kids now on the forums? Oh come on with groce. You look like a closet phag anyways.

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 01:40 PM
Lol, whatever guy. I've fuked bigger guys than you before, chump.
Sweet Jesus.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 01:41 PM
What? I cant hang out with all the cool kids now on to the forums? Oh come on with groce. You look like a closet phag anyways.
Youre free to stay as long as you like. I dont know why you would seeing as how all you do is call other members terrible things and make homophobic slurs. Youve made it clear that only losers post here. Go out and fuk big guys and whatever else you do.

Sweet Jesus.
Whats the biggest dude youve ever fuked?

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:41 PM
Over $320M in revenues in 2012.



http://replygif.net/i/456.gif






Its a funny thing to say to someone you are arguing with. Last guy I said that to just looked at me.

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:43 PM
Youre free to stay as long as you like. I dont know why you would seeing as how all you do is call other members terrible things and make homophobic slurs. Youve made it clear that only losers post here. Go out and fuk big guys and whatever else you do.

Well, I do like to get a good laugh when I see posts saying Eli Manning is a good QB. Every now and then I need a good chuckle to start my day. I can come take a peek, see "Eli is the GOAT," laugh and have a good day.

And anyways, I dont see why you guys get all bent out of shape. You screw with people all day, the minute someone screws with you, you take offense to it and want them to just leave. Calm down. Its ok.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 01:44 PM
Well, I do like to get a good laugh when I see posts saying Eli Manning is a good QB. Every now and then I need a good chuckle to start my day. I can come take a peek, see "Eli is the GOAT," laugh and have a good day.
Thats the spirit.Now, have some self respect and get that post count up.

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 01:44 PM
Whats the biggest dude youve ever fuked?

SD is a hair shy of 200lbs.

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 01:45 PM
Its a funny thing to say to someone you are arguing with. Last guy I said that to just looked at me.

Is it hard to fukk a guy who's lying on his back just looking up at you?

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 01:45 PM
The sports misc community needs some sort of real life meet up.

Or intervention. One or the other. Or both.

Ecnewyx
10-25-2013, 01:46 PM
Thats the spirit.Now, have some self respect and get that post count up.

The real irony is that you and he are in agreement on this point, haha.

It was probably meant more for me though.

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:47 PM
Is it hard to fukk a guy who's lying on his back just looking up at you?

Not a single person here is as tough as they pretend to me. You probably wouldnt even say a word to someone who said that to you. No one is as tough as they pretend to be when the problem arises. So, keep talking like you'd just man up in a fight, when 9 times out of 10, people dont.

Just the way it is.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 01:47 PM
SD is a hair shy of 200lbs.
After the load left in him hes probably 205lb

Not a single person here is as tough as they pretend to me. You probably wouldnt even say a word to someone who said that to you. No one is as tough as they pretend to be when the problem arises. So, keep talking like you'd just man up in a fight, when 9 times out of 10, people dont.

Just the way it is.
Youre that one guy I guess?

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 01:48 PM
Dave, you are an absolute treat and I want you to stay here forever.

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 01:48 PM
Not a single person here is as tough as they pretend to me. You probably wouldnt even say a word to someone who said that to you. No one is as tough as they pretend to be when the problem arises. So, keep talking like you'd just man up in a fight, when 9 times out of 10, people dont.

Just the way it is.

I dn man, if I had to bet money on someone on this forum being reasonably good at fighting, it's going to be the 6 2 220 guy who looks like he made a career out of being punched in the face.

Side note, I literally can't stop laughing at this thread.

Beliedat
10-25-2013, 01:52 PM
After the load left in him hes probably 205lb



Heyyyyooooooo
http://i.imgur.com/NvOzd.gif

Destructodave
10-25-2013, 01:57 PM
After the load left in him hes probably 205lb

Youre that one guy I guess?

No, actually I've been in quite a few, unfortunately. My last pic was the last one, lol. Now, I'm not saying it to be a badass, because hell I lose most of them, but just the actual THREAT of fighting stops most people from fighting. Most people just want to talk, if one of the persons ACTUALLY will fight, the other guy wont talk back or do anything. Now, I've avoided some simply because I actually would, and well some I just got stomped in.

Most people want to avoid actual physical confrontation, even the tough guys.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, most people are all talk. When people on here talk about how they would do this and that, I just laugh because in my experience its the exact opposite.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 01:58 PM
This thread is, by far, the best thing Ive ever created. My baby mommas agree.

IsLifeRealLife
10-25-2013, 02:03 PM
This thread is, by far, the best thing Ive ever created.


That's not saying much :)

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 02:06 PM
That's not saying much :)
Agreed. My kids suck.

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 02:07 PM
Great success. TTexasTT you have kids? Srs? How old are you anyway? My guess is 29.

TyDiIdYt
10-25-2013, 02:08 PM
joe flacco obvious mention i know but w/e idgaf

sickkuntj
10-25-2013, 02:08 PM
lol I thought this thread was about QB's who choke not fukking dudes and fighting.

ShweezyBTFO
10-25-2013, 02:09 PM
No, actually I've been in quite a few, unfortunately. My last pic was the last one, lol. Now, I'm not saying it to be a badass, because hell I lose most of them, but just the actual THREAT of fighting stops most people from fighting. Most people just want to talk, if one of the persons ACTUALLY will fight, the other guy wont talk back or do anything. Now, I've avoided some simply because I actually would, and well some I just got stomped in.

Most people want to avoid actual physical confrontation, even the tough guys.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, most people are all talk. When people on here talk about how they would do this and that, I just laugh because in my experience its the exact opposite.

Most people avoid fights to avoid lawsuits and jail time. If Obama gave me full immunity my pitbulls would have a field day with potatoes like you. Me and Barry (Bonds of course) would probably put a friendly wager on how long you last.



The line is 17.5 seconds.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 02:10 PM
Great success. TTexasTT you have kids? Srs? How old are you anyway? My guess is 29.
lol no. My sperm have no tails I guess. Im not carefull at all.
Ive had to take two paternity tests and I won both times. Actually kinda worried that stuff works.
Schweezy says it tastes normal though.

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 02:12 PM
lol no. My sperm have no tails I guess. Im not carefull at all.
Ive had to take two paternity tests and I won both time. Actually kinda worried that stuff works.
Schweezy says it tastes normal though.

Did you really though?

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 02:13 PM
Did you really though?
notsureitsrs

Yes. Both timeS

ShweezyBTFO
10-25-2013, 02:14 PM
lol no. My sperm have no tails I guess. Im not carefull at all.
Ive had to take two paternity tests and I won both time. Actually kinda worried that stuff works.
Schweezy says it tastes normal though.
I'm only going based off what romo told me. He said you fukked with his juju back in '08 (by letting him explore his bicuriosity), he also singlehandedly blames himself for all the Eli Montana references since then.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 02:17 PM
Thread has reached all time high phaggy levels.

sdballer5588
10-25-2013, 02:19 PM
Thread has reached all time high phaggy levels.

Now? Not when the 5 9 skinnyfat guy was having sexual intercourse with men roughly your size?

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 02:20 PM
Now? Not when the 5 9 skinnyfat guy was having sexual intercourse with men roughly your size?
Thats not gay, brah,
Its about power.

JmanTheJuiceman
10-25-2013, 02:58 PM
No, actually I've been in quite a few, unfortunately. My last pic was the last one, lol. Now, I'm not saying it to be a badass, because hell I lose most of them, but just the actual THREAT of fighting stops most people from fighting. Most people just want to talk, if one of the persons ACTUALLY will fight, the other guy wont talk back or do anything. Now, I've avoided some simply because I actually would, and well some I just got stomped in.

Most people want to avoid actual physical confrontation, even the tough guys.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, most people are all talk. When people on here talk about how they would do this and that, I just laugh because in my experience its the exact opposite.

You don't say? I figured a man(let) of your stature (judging from that badass avi) would never lose a fight. Are you a big poosy or somethin?

hublife
10-25-2013, 03:45 PM
Pretty sure I am the world record holder for post count. Knicksrbake former record holder. Me and Shweezy both have a reasonably absurd number of posts, but we also argue the most on here, which is like, 1 sentence most of the time.


Oh hai der


I also had over 3k+ posts deleted :D

ShweezyBTFO
10-25-2013, 05:38 PM
You don't say? I figured a man(let) of your stature (judging from that badass avi) would never lose a fight. Are you a big poosy or somethin?

bro his idea of a fight is throwing peaches at people.

TTexasTT
10-25-2013, 05:40 PM
bro his idea of a fight is throwing peaches at people.
Say what you want, those hurt.

ShweezyBTFO
10-25-2013, 06:22 PM
sdballer, remember that line "I'm morphed into an immortal, coming through the portal, you're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though"?


applies perfectly to this thread.



Say what you want, those hurt.

true. especially when the frost gets too bad.