View Full Version : The Onion Rustles Some Jimmies (Dan Snyder/Redskins)

10-23-2013, 10:43 AM

Here's the article.

WASHINGTON—Denying widespread claims that the franchise is being offensive or disrespectful, the Washington Redskins’ kike owner announced Monday that he remains steadfast in his refusal to change the team’s derogatory name. “The Redskins represent 81 years of great history and tradition, and it’s a source of pride for our fans,” said the hook-nosed kike, stressing that the team’s insulting moniker is “absolutely not a racial slur by any means.” “‘Washington Redskins’ is much more than just a name. It stands for strength, courage, and respect—the very values that are so intrinsic to Native American culture.” The shifty-eyed hebe went on to assure fans that he will do “everything in his power” to preserve the team’s proud heritage.


10-23-2013, 10:45 AM
lol @ kike owner

10-23-2013, 10:45 AM
This is pretty mild for the onion.

10-23-2013, 10:47 AM
lold at CBS using "K-word" instead of kike

also lold at one of the troll comments

To all the Braniacs out there who wonder why this is an issue now, that it's a red herring, something the media has concocted, that it's because Obama is a Marxist Socialist ****phile: it has LONG been an issue. The difference now, is that Native Americans opposed to it finally have a voice (as in money thanks to all the wasichus who spend it in their casinos) to mount a campaign against it.

10-23-2013, 10:53 AM
The Onion just dug its own grave


10-23-2013, 10:55 AM
They've dissed the jews and other races/religions many times before, no biggie

10-23-2013, 11:12 AM
lol its only going too far once they talk about the juice.

The irony is that kike wasn't even derogatory in it's inception, much like the term redskin.

10-23-2013, 11:37 AM
I lol'd hard when I got to "said the hook-nosed kike." Yeah I think they want too far there.

10-23-2013, 11:46 AM
LMAO @ the Obama troll comment.

10-23-2013, 02:15 PM
The Onion wins again.

10-23-2013, 02:23 PM
I lol'd hard when I got to "said the hook-nosed kike." Yeah I think they want too far there.

Lol, I did too.