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BEATINGU
09-23-2013, 10:23 PM
These are your options.

1. Ted Cruz
2. Hilary Clinton
3. Rand Paul
4. Joe Biden
5. Michelle Obama
6. Elizabeth Warren
7. Chris Christie

Obviously this is a hypothetical situation. Lets say the ballot has all these candidates on it.

You can only pick one.

Ancients
09-23-2013, 10:39 PM
ted cruz

because, why not


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrhA0sEkuaM

StabMastaArson
09-23-2013, 10:41 PM
Cruz missile, baby!



http://rlv.zcache.com/cruz_missile_t_shirt-ra92cc60fc3a049578509bab076964217_804gs_324.jpg

Bhavasita87
09-23-2013, 10:59 PM
Since its hypothetical, you should have put Putin on there. Plenty of people who would vote for him because he is 'alpha'.

EctoCanuck
09-24-2013, 01:50 AM
1. Ted Cruz-He's a Canadian and millions of red-blooded Americans would never vote for a foreigner.

2. Hilary Clinton-She wins easily but won't live past 2nd term.Better pick a good VP.

3. Rand Paul-A Tea Party ballsucker/licker who brings shame to his wonderful Father.

4. Joe Biden-May God have mercy on our souls.

5. Michelle Obama-She's a shoe-in to win 2024/2028.

6. Elizabeth Warren-Will be Michelle's VP.For the first time in American history it will really be the "Oval Office."

7. Chris Christie-Is he a Republican or a Democrat?I don't think even he knows.

Streetbull
09-24-2013, 02:41 AM
Since its hypothetical, you should have put Putin on there. Plenty of people who would vote for him because he is 'alpha'.

And because they heard of him. They wouldn't realize that one has that one has to be born in the United States or be a citizen by birth, to be president.

Timmy96
09-24-2013, 07:05 AM
In this group, it would be Billary Clinton, I mean Hillary. Maybe Christie.

Ancients
09-24-2013, 01:27 PM
bump

bailey1106
09-24-2013, 01:31 PM
Im tolerant of women and black people so the ideal candidate is Michelle Obama. I wouldnt want to seem racist, and sexist. Plus she tells fat kids to lose weight, so she is easily the best choice on there.

DizzySmalls
09-24-2013, 01:32 PM
Tough call between Cruz and Rand.

3stripes
09-24-2013, 01:50 PM
These are your options.

1. Ted Cruz
2. Hilary Clinton
3. Rand Paul
4. Joe Biden
5. Michelle Obama
6. Elizabeth Warren
7. Chris Christie

Obviously this is a hypothetical situation. Lets say the ballot has all these candidates on it.

You can only pick one.

Christie if i had to, none of them if I did not have to vote

ymer
09-24-2013, 01:52 PM
No "Voting is retarded" option.

xerik126x
09-24-2013, 02:04 PM
6. Elizabeth Warren-Will be Michelle's VP.For the first time in American history it will really be the "Oval Office."
.

If this ever happened how fast would people leave the US?

VTheKing
09-24-2013, 02:13 PM
I'd take the pen and stab myself in the crotch.

CatholicBrah
09-24-2013, 02:25 PM
People give me a lot of crap for supporting Rick Santorum because they think he's a joke, but then those same people will look at this list of candidates and don't bat an eye.

metroins
09-24-2013, 02:31 PM
Hillary, Elizabeth or Christie.

Hillary has most global experience so I went Hillary. Next in line would be Christie, but his outbursts I dunno brah. I love him for domestic, but cursing out netanyahuh lol.

Brazzah
09-24-2013, 02:52 PM
1. Ted Cruz-He's a Canadian and millions of red-blooded Americans would never vote for a foreigner.

2. Hilary Clinton-She wins easily but won't live past 2nd term.Better pick a good VP.

3. Rand Paul-A Tea Party ballsucker/licker who brings shame to his wonderful Father.

4. Joe Biden-May God have mercy on our souls.

5. Michelle Obama-She's a shoe-in to win 2024/2028.

6. Elizabeth Warren-Will be Michelle's VP.For the first time in American history it will really be the "Oval Office."

7. Chris Christie-Is he a Republican or a Democrat?I don't think even he knows.

Believe it or not but that Tea Party ''ballsucker'' is the only dude in the list that makes sense.

Brb Rand Paul speaks for 13 hours non stop
Brb Obama can't say chit without a telepromter.

And Hillary Clinton ? She probs gonna get elected by all those leftist phaggots but it's like electing another obama into office. The funny thing is that nobody will even care about the scandals as it's a democrat. Benghazi/Abandonning americans behind enemy lines/Operation fast & furious and other fun stuff that liberals love to hide regarding their beloved saviors lololol

ToPHeR35
09-24-2013, 02:53 PM
Hillary, Elizabeth or Christie.

Hillary has most global experience so I went Hillary. Next in line would be Christie, but his outbursts I dunno brah. I love him for domestic, but cursing out netanyahuh lol.

What difference does it make vs Not so indian, indian vs RINO


Interesting choices...

bailey1106
09-24-2013, 02:57 PM
And Hillary Clinton ? She probs gonna get elected by all those leftist phaggots but it's like electing another obama into office.

Dont count on it. Even with all those leftist phaggots obama didnt even get a landslide. The people who made the difference for obama are seeing through his and the dems bullsht and will probably go R next election.

xerik126x
09-24-2013, 03:01 PM
Its like Mitt Romney isn't looking so bad now.

I did like this:

http://www.businessinsider.com/this-is-what-mitt-romneys-white-house-would-have-looked-like-2013-6

jafomofo
09-24-2013, 03:18 PM
Warren ftw

ToPHeR35
09-24-2013, 03:30 PM
Warren ftw

http://thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/warren-tonto.jpg

FawkinJuicy
09-24-2013, 03:39 PM
There is no way that Bernanke [and soon to be Yellen] can keep this phony house of cards borrow/print/spend "economy" from imploding before 2016. The economy is going to be so bad by the end of Obama's 2nd term, that whoever the Republican candidate is will win. It will be like 2008 w/ an anti-incumbent mood across the country. Let's just hope it's not a big govt status quo establishment phaggot like Dole/McCain/Romney. I voted Rand Paul, knowing that his father would have been a much better President.

IronRooster2
09-24-2013, 04:10 PM
We all assume republican Hilary Clinton has a lock for the democratic nomination, with huge poll numbers and the mojo the Clinton name carries in the south. But a few weeks back I read an article that opened my mind to the possibility of a liberal, such as Warren, actually winning it.

People didn't vote for Obama because they thought he was a republican (which he is), but because they thought he truly was a socialist. That's a hard thing to argue against; we didn't want Clinton in 2008, and if anyone with charismo, trumpeting a populist message comes out, we're liable to throw her over the side once again.

Brazzah
09-24-2013, 04:57 PM
Dont count on it. Even with all those leftist phaggots obama didnt even get a landslide. The people who made the difference for obama are seeing through his and the dems bullsht and will probably go R next election.

No. The people who voted for obama aren't very smart politically wise, they vote for a living. Promise them free chit and they are going to flock in support for you...

ScubaStevo
09-24-2013, 05:00 PM
Hillary, Elizabeth or Christie.

Hillary has most global experience so I went Hillary. Next in line would be Christie, but his outbursts I dunno brah. I love him for domestic, but cursing out netanyahuh lol.

You went hilary to preserve OblameaCare, which you are profiting from.

Don't bullsh*t us

gunny15
09-24-2013, 05:04 PM
Why is Michelle Obama on the ballot??

ScubaStevo
09-24-2013, 05:05 PM
Why is Michelle Obama on the ballot??

Why is Hilary on the ballot?

Milkahol
09-24-2013, 05:23 PM
Im tolerant of women and black people so the ideal candidate is Michelle Obama. I wouldnt want to seem racist, and sexist. Plus she tells fat kids to lose weight, so she is easily the best choice on there.

Almost had me dawg


Hillary, Elizabeth or Christie.

Hillary has most global experience so I went Hillary. Next in line would be Christie, but his outbursts I dunno brah. I love him for domestic, but cursing out netanyahuh lol.

Quite possibly the worst three on the list. Congratulations.

Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are okay.

southernwinds34
09-24-2013, 05:38 PM
1. Ted Cruz-He's a Canadian and millions of red-blooded Americans would never vote for a foreigner.

2. Hilary Clinton-She wins easily but won't live past 2nd term.Better pick a good VP.

3. Rand Paul-A Tea Party ballsucker/licker who brings shame to his wonderful Father.

4. Joe Biden-May God have mercy on our souls.

5. Michelle Obama-She's a shoe-in to win 2024/2028.

6. Elizabeth Warren-Will be Michelle's VP.For the first time in American history it will really be the "Oval Office."

7. Chris Christie-Is he a Republican or a Democrat?I don't think even he knows. What in gods name of living hell has Michell Obama ever done to warrant being President of the United States? God, Americans are truly stupid dumb people.

ScubaStevo
09-24-2013, 05:39 PM
What in gods name of living hell has Michell Obama ever done to warrant being President of the United States? God, Americans are truly stupid dumb people.

Ecto is a Canadian troll who literally does not know the difference between deficits and debt (serious)

Hola Bola
09-24-2013, 05:47 PM
Im tolerant of women and black people so the ideal candidate is Michelle Obama. I wouldnt want to seem racist, and sexist. Plus she tells fat kids to lose weight, so she is easily the best choice on there.

http://i.imgur.com/lIp7bcd.gif

gunny15
09-24-2013, 06:32 PM
Why is Hilary on the ballot?
Good point. repped