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MYOFIBRAH
08-15-2013, 12:21 PM
meh. you know...

yawn. stretch. turn over to hbb wife and piitb.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/486/329/fisherwy_display_image.jpg?1319725761

http://www.athleteswives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Tony-Romos-wife.jpg




call up my buddy Calvin and tell him to watch his ass carefully because I have a close friend who is coming for it in the next few months like a thief at night




http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X1hzzrzcDe4/UDKgiSo1ndI/AAAAAAAA3pc/3KOXZP01d_4/s640/Bryant.JPG




probably go get my ring finger sized srs


























































































dead srs
http://catalog.scpauctions.com/ItemImages/000014/0378BSCP_10-2010_lg.jpeg

RogerSterling
08-15-2013, 12:24 PM
set my clothes on fire and film myself burning to death, leaving a note to give the film away free to any media outlet that will take it.

LanceStone
08-15-2013, 12:28 PM
- Setup a Mandingo party for my wife

- Practice my golf swing while the defense is on the field during games

- Give my kid up for adoption



I can't read properly, so i made up my own rules for this thread.

kyleTX
08-15-2013, 12:31 PM
put my balls back in TTexasTT's throat so he can experience choking as well

ItzYerrp
08-15-2013, 12:32 PM
i would wake up and go to practice

RogerSterling
08-15-2013, 12:35 PM
i would wake up and go to practice

age: 16

ItzYerrp
08-15-2013, 12:37 PM
age: 16

lol cheeky kunt

stevemckenna
08-15-2013, 12:39 PM
call Jessica Simpson and tell her she's a fatty

iamgenus
08-15-2013, 12:41 PM
Kick MurkinSeason out of bed and say its not you. It's me.

SompletelyCober
08-15-2013, 12:42 PM
Quit wasting my time with football and switch to golf where I may actually be able to win something.

NickDaQuik
08-15-2013, 12:56 PM
retire

NoS_oUtLaSt
08-15-2013, 01:04 PM
Probably just have fun out there

ShadowBarkley
08-15-2013, 01:39 PM
Probably call sports misc a bunch of phaggots in public.








































































































































http://sports.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/smiling-tony-romo.jpg

monsterBEN
08-15-2013, 01:42 PM
Probably watch highlights of week 17 last year and fap with my tears.

TheBladeMike
08-15-2013, 01:44 PM
http://gifs.gifbin.com/1234443297_ken_park_suicide.gif













http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/romodown-600x337.jpg

MurkinSeason
08-15-2013, 01:53 PM
Kick MurkinSeason out of bed and say its not you. It's me.

God I wish..



Roll out of bed. stare at my framed contract for a few.. Turn on ESPN. They still hatin. Laugh cause they arent prepared for what's about to happen

Postmort3m
08-15-2013, 01:54 PM
Book a December/January vacation.

Backus21
08-15-2013, 02:05 PM
Learn how to throw a football

ButWhoWasPh0ne
08-15-2013, 02:05 PM
she's too skinny srs

wildchild11
08-15-2013, 02:06 PM
go downtown to dallas bars and pull the hottest sloot possible

isp
08-15-2013, 03:28 PM
go downtown to dallas bars and pull the hottest sloot possible

This is probably the closest to what he actually does.

Psyren
08-15-2013, 03:35 PM
smash wife and lose every game

empty out his bank accounts and bury it in my mom's back yard

Realism
08-15-2013, 03:42 PM
High five the next person I see for absolutely no reason other than being Tony Romo. The call Jerry Jones up and say "thanks for the money, bitch" and then hang up.

AreolaBorealis
08-15-2013, 03:44 PM
Blend all my meals because I don't wanna choke

SpiderSense
08-15-2013, 03:49 PM
Call in sick and smash the wife all day.

TheThrill1
08-15-2013, 04:00 PM
Lose the Superbowl.





























































j/k. He's not going to make it that far..

Brbsquattin
08-15-2013, 04:04 PM
Play video games

http://i.imgur.com/HkJ8OUG.jpg

wildchild11
08-15-2013, 04:27 PM
Blend all my meals because I don't wanna choke

http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/RRnhhqW.gif

TTexasTT
08-15-2013, 04:35 PM
Put this on repeat on my iPod...
6IJCFc_qkHw

Mac_xX
08-15-2013, 04:37 PM
put my balls back in TTexasTT's throat so he can experience choking as well

http://i.imgur.com/TaTdV.gif?news

Midgetkiller
08-15-2013, 04:52 PM
Change my name to Tony Homo.

Psyren
08-15-2013, 10:56 PM
Play video games

http://i.imgur.com/HkJ8OUG.jpg
that's dope they actually make a Eagles on too

http://i.imgur.com/GyjXSFA.png





































http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b0148c6a9b89c970c-800wi

YesWayNoWeigh
08-15-2013, 10:59 PM
throw an interception

sdballer5588
08-15-2013, 11:10 PM
throw an interception

We were saying things tony romo wouldn't do.


This would make it seem like he was still just Tony Romo

MYOFIBRAH
08-15-2013, 11:38 PM
http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b0148c6a9b89c970c-800wi

http://gifs.gifbin.com/052009/1242990459_touchdown_fail.gif

liuzhoudragon
08-15-2013, 11:39 PM
find a gf with some teddies.

that much money and I ain't a bish wish a cheast? this will not stand.

jonmcd46
08-15-2013, 11:43 PM
demand a trade, and screw cowboys over. Proceed to win 3 super bowls in a row and make dallas hate themselves for letting me go.

Psyren
08-15-2013, 11:44 PM
http://gifs.gifbin.com/052009/1242990459_touchdown_fail.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1503719/cowboys-player-asks-for-vick-o.gif


#treadlightly

JmanTheJuiceman
08-15-2013, 11:47 PM
I'd probably wake up, masturbate onto the old lady's knee caps, and proceed to make a delicious breakfast consisting of 5 1/2 eggs (no yokes), a solid cup of Oatmeal, and just a grip of orange juice.

MYOFIBRAH
08-16-2013, 12:10 AM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1503719/cowboys-player-asks-for-vick-o.gif

http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/michael-vick.gif




#treadlightly

will tweet this to Vick, can't afford him to miss another half a season

CallmeOniichan
08-16-2013, 12:33 AM
Wake up and bang my wife
Jizz on her HBB face
Breakfast
Practice golf swing in bathroom mirror
Go to Cowboys practice
Practice golf swing in locker room
Bang a few cheerleaders
Watch tape while getting blown by cheerleader
Go home and bang HBB wife again
Practice golf swing in bathroom mirror

Aesthension
08-16-2013, 12:35 AM
that ring looks pimp

TheBladeMike
08-16-2013, 01:11 AM
put my balls back in TTexasTT's throat so he can experience choking as well

http://i.imgur.com/MIk7e4p.gif

Hardcore_D00d
08-16-2013, 01:25 AM
rofl

bottle_cap
08-16-2013, 01:27 AM
i would look in my pants and see how big my dink is
then i'd text jessica simpson and ask if i could eat her mining tunnel

australiasbrain
08-16-2013, 01:48 AM
Blend all my meals because I don't wanna choke

http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/RomoSnapFail2.gif

max001
08-16-2013, 03:41 AM
......................................... ?

RogerSterling
08-16-2013, 06:42 AM
http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b0148c6a9b89c970c-800wi

never noticed the refs body language in this gif before, he's all primed and ready to throw his arms up and then desean showboats and you see his shoulders fall back like "ah you little fuker"