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BenadrylBandit
08-14-2013, 08:26 PM
This is beyond Potato, the list is of players and their NFL comparison

http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/athletes-we-d-like-to-see-play-in-the-nfl-1376446582-slideshow/nba-cleveland-cavaliers-philadelphia-76ers-photo-204808553--nba.html

Kyrie Irving - Russell Wilson (no)
Mario Balotelli - AP (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Demetrius Johnson (125lbs) - Darren Sproles (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)
LeBron - Jimmy Graham (okay)
Usain Bolt - Mike Wallace (would pay to see)
Kevin Durant - Megatron (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Adam Dunn - Bryant McKinnie
Kevin Love - Ryan Clady (u wot)
Pablo Sandoval - Alex Mack (u wot)
Mark Henry - Ian Iupati (ok)
Prince Fielder - Logan Mankins (potato)
Alex Morgan - Chris Kluwe (lulz females)
Messi - Garrett Hartley
Dwight Howard - Julius Peppers (they don't allow cry baby children to play in the NFL)
Josh Smith - JPP (no no no no no no no)
Cain Velasquez - Ngata
Demarcus Cousins - Suh
Alexander Ovechkin - Clay Mathews (never go full potato)
Puig - Burfict (Puig is good at running into things)
Bryce Harper - James Laurinaitis (who made this list)
Rondo - Sherman (faceplam)
Chris Paul - Patrick Peterson (do they even height)
Russell Westbrook - Ed Reed (legit lol'd)
Mike Trout - LaRon Landry (Trout is superman so ok)


Like wtf did this retard base any of this off of? Clearly not similar body stats. Someone got paid by Yahoo to give their opinion about this and this is what they give? ****ing potato.

sandpapergooch
08-14-2013, 08:28 PM
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YAHOO ARTICLE

BenadrylBandit
08-14-2013, 08:29 PM
Yahoo article

YAHOO ARTICLE

We can still mire this level of retardation

ButWhoWasPh0ne
08-14-2013, 08:34 PM
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Dave P
08-14-2013, 08:43 PM
Stopped reading at Kevin Durant - Megatron

AppleCat
08-14-2013, 08:49 PM
Mario Balotelli - AP (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)


http://aggroswag.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/kobe-hilariously-confused-reaction-gif.gif?w=812


Alex Morgan - Chris Kluwe (lulz females)


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Josh Smith - JPP (no no no no no no no)


http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p520/Wetpaintpod3/Jennifer.gif


Kevin Durant - Megatron (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)


http://i46.tinypic.com/t4xlld.jpg

Hardcore_D00d
08-14-2013, 08:59 PM
kd megatron lmao. if anything usain bolt would be the closest on that list

sdballer5588
08-14-2013, 09:02 PM
I personally enjoy the people saying "yahoo article" as if they wouldn't just say "insert websites name here article" about every other source.


Rofl.

CCAurora
08-14-2013, 09:05 PM
Mark Henry could have been a beastly lineman if he pursued it back in the day... brb defensive lineman flying into linebackers

BenadrylBandit
08-14-2013, 09:06 PM
Mark Henry could have been a beastly lineman if he pursued it back in the day... brb defensive lineman flying into linebackers

Yeah he's one of the few, very few, on the list that could actually play. He's a ****ing monster, he'd have to slim down obviously he's like 400 lbs.

cbad7676
08-14-2013, 09:27 PM
just looked up mark henry. dayum

6'4 412lbs holds records in squat and deadlift. no idea he was an accomplished olympic powerlifter as well

sheeit play him at Nose tackle and good luck running past that

ThaWorldIsYours
08-14-2013, 09:40 PM
just looked up mark henry. dayum

6'4 412lbs holds records in squat and deadlift. no idea he was an accomplished olympic powerlifter as well

sheeit play him at Nose tackle and good luck running past that


After googling him I now finally know the source of this GIF


http://www.esreality.com/files/inlineimages/2013/95050-1212%20-%20gif%20mark_henry%20wwe.gif

EvilChicken
08-14-2013, 09:56 PM
There are some good athletes there, it's not like they wouldn't be able to pack on some pounds to play football.

BenadrylBandit
08-14-2013, 09:56 PM
just looked up mark henry. dayum

6'4 412lbs holds records in squat and deadlift. no idea he was an accomplished olympic powerlifter as well

sheeit play him at Nose tackle and good luck running past that

There's a vid of him pulling two tractor trailers with no rope in front of him to use his arms.

Guys an animal.


There are some good athletes there, it's not like they wouldn't be able to pack on some pounds to play football.

Packing on pounds can hurt speed, agility, and not to mention the required mindset to play football.

You can't just pluck some athlete and drop him into one of the most physically demanding sports.

DrunkenKangaroo
08-14-2013, 10:01 PM
Messi - Garrett Hartley

LMAO....that's the best the world's greatest soccer player can be compared to.

EvilChicken
08-14-2013, 10:05 PM
Packing on pounds can hurt speed, agility, and not to mention the required mindset to play football.

You can't just pluck some athlete and drop him into one of the most physically demanding sports.

Depends on the position

BenadrylBandit
08-14-2013, 10:09 PM
Depends on the position

Good point.



You could do that with the Kicker position.

notWilliam
08-14-2013, 11:20 PM
somehow people think court vision (that Kyrie isnt even amazing at anyway) translate from NBA to NFL.

lmfao ive read sht where ppl think lebron can play QB because of his amazing vision

Aussiebrah66
08-15-2013, 12:02 AM
first mistake was going to yahoo sports

second mistake was reading a yahoo sports article

TheBladeMike
08-15-2013, 03:04 AM
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