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feardafronfz3
08-14-2013, 09:11 AM
I'm in tears brahs

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/com/4000025014.html

This is how most of us diehards feel

PervedOut
08-14-2013, 09:29 AM
http://www.lightningsoul.com/media/img/fun/caps_lock_fury.jpg

JmanTheJuiceman
08-14-2013, 09:40 AM
Son I am proud

dupaloop3611
08-14-2013, 09:54 AM
the best point of that whole thing was

AND CALVIN JOHNSON. NOWHERE DO GODS LOOK AS HELPLESS AS THEY DO IN DETROIT. SURE WE WERE ALL PISSED WHEN THAT FRECKLED ****STICK JON GRUDEN SAID CJS RECORDBREAKING SEASON LAST YEAR WAS GARBAGE BUT REALLY HE MAYBE KINDA HAD A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING OF SORT OF A ****ING POINT. WHAT GOOD IS BEING ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE WHEN YOUR GAMES DONT MEAN **** AND YOURE NEVER GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL?

MMIS90
08-14-2013, 10:11 AM
i know that feel.. going to ask the lions to be my pallbearer at my funeral so they can let me down one last time.

Future24
08-14-2013, 10:23 AM
i know that feel.. going to ask the lions to be my pallbearer at my funeral so they can let me down one last time.lmaoooo omg hahahahah so funny...


...the first time when we heard it from a Browns fan. phaggot

PervedOut
08-14-2013, 10:27 AM
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Angry-Fan.gif

Goby
08-14-2013, 12:11 PM
lmaoooo omg hahahahah so funny...


...the first time when we heard it from a Browns fan. phaggot

Lions have fallen so low they steal from Browns

Inb4 ****talk

Browns haven't done chit but Lions haven't either

TTViper
08-14-2013, 12:25 PM
10/10 thread

ThaWorldIsYours
08-14-2013, 12:55 PM
10/10 rant. I'm glad I do not know that feel.

feardafronfz3
08-15-2013, 11:26 AM
Bump

Best piece of writing I've ever read

Averydabeast
08-15-2013, 11:31 AM
lol'd

ESPforMe
08-15-2013, 11:54 AM
Far too familiar with this feel

LikeAMachine
08-15-2013, 11:57 AM
I know this feel.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9up3pU8zL1qar20b.png

sdballer5588
08-15-2013, 11:59 AM
shockingly good spelling though.

evansanity
08-15-2013, 04:21 PM
wtf r u talkin bout OP. With reggie bush we now have the best run game in the nfl. Lions are super bowl bound this season m8

MCrow
08-15-2013, 04:24 PM
Don't know that feel. Vikes are never terrible for long stretches, Twins have terrible stretches but generally not decades. Maybe Wolves would be the one candidate at this point.

feardafronfz3
08-15-2013, 04:49 PM
wtf r u talkin bout op. With reggie bush we now have the best run game in the nfl. Lions are super bowl bound this season m8

these are the detroit ****ing lions were talking about. Even if its the best case scenario even if my every last ****ing rockhard regular season fantasy comes true in the end somehow they will undo it all. Theyll figure it out. Theyll find a way. Stafford could throw for 5500 yards calvin johnson could break a dozen more records fairley and suh could terrorize qbs like a couple of ****ing rhinoceroses every week and they could batter their way to an 12-4 record and they will still get bounced in the first round by the philadelphia ****ing eagles or some other just-glad-to-be-here no-shot **** squad in a deadly dull 10-3 detroit dog****ing. Because when it comes to the detroit lions there is no fairy tale. The coach is a pumpkin and cinderellas just a dumb whore in rags. Its all just a big jerkoff. A sadistic ****ing torture game put on for the amusement of millionaires with mister rictus himself william clay ****ing ford senior pulling the strings. Ha ha made ya care! Ugh. ****ing lions

mojo85
08-15-2013, 05:46 PM
Lost it at Staffords act was so noble yet so pointless, like charging into a burning building to rescue a goldfish