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MrGrimes
08-10-2013, 05:34 PM
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He's just too ****in smoooove
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CroForce
08-10-2013, 05:41 PM
stfu and fist yourself, nobody cares, it's not october yet. Give it a rest

Psyren
08-10-2013, 05:44 PM
absolutely lol'd at dude who made the Curry thread earlier


Melo smooth as phuck

Shegotaway
08-10-2013, 05:45 PM
curry > phagelo

pls go. lol @ melo. most wannabe tough guy in the nba. **** player for a **** team

Spill512
08-10-2013, 05:49 PM
Lets be serious, the fact that he's fat makes his game appear smoother. You wouldn't be saying that if he was built like Ibaka.

Thread title should be changed to Carmelo is the chubbiest star in the NBA.

nvrstopworking
08-10-2013, 05:50 PM
Another one of these threads?? Jesus.... As much as the Kobe trolls annoyed me at least their hero has 5 rings.

Call me if/when Melo even makes the Finals.

Shegotaway
08-10-2013, 05:51 PM
Lets be serious, the fact that he's fat makes his game appear smoother. You wouldn't be saying that if he was built like Ibaka.

Thread title should be changed to Carmelo is the chubbiest star in the NBA.

this, he looks like disgusting bag of **** with a ny knicks shirt on

bottle_cap
08-10-2013, 05:56 PM
His fingers are so smooth the rings keep falling off and getting lost

MrGrimes
08-10-2013, 05:56 PM
this, he looks like disgusting bag of **** with a ny knicks shirt on

Lmaoo is this hate real life?

Did he torch your teeam?

I understand if you said paul piece because he just looks sloppy but carmelo smoove as silk anthony?

MrGrimes
08-10-2013, 06:01 PM
Lets be serious, the fact that he's fat makes his game appear smoother. You wouldn't be saying that if he was built like Ibaka.

Thread title should be changed to Carmelo is the chubbiest star in the NBA.

Lmao if he was built like ibaka he would be garbage like ibaka

NickDaQuik
08-10-2013, 06:03 PM
brandon roy in his glory days >

StrongM477
08-10-2013, 06:03 PM
d will is pretty fukin smooth too

YoungEx20
08-10-2013, 06:15 PM
He's awesome when he doesn't settle for lame jump shots, plays hard D and rebounds. When he's a bricking matador the fact that he's a bit chubby stands out. I think he's a better version of Big Dog Robinson in his prime. Similar skillset, but Melo obviously a bit more prolific scoring wise.

Mrs Grudge
08-10-2013, 06:18 PM
smooth at bricking

MrGrimes
08-10-2013, 06:19 PM
Why the hell is everyone on his case about being chubby?he literally just has a round face that is ALL.

No one talks **** about Randolph being fat
No one talks about how pierce is the epitome of skinny fat
No one talks about dwill being chubby compared to the rest of the other point guards

People make it sound like carmelo is morbidly obese

ClevageGobbler
08-10-2013, 06:20 PM
Carmelo's game is disappointing, he'll never beat LeBron for a ring. I thought he was on point to at least get to the ECF if the Pacers didn't follow through but him and his team got chumped. He doesn't play spectacular defense and he doesn't distribute the ball well so he's going to need a lot of help if he expects to earn a ring over a hungry LeBron and KD/Westbrook, D. Rose...Kobe's going to surprise us all when the Lakers unexpectedly creep their way into the Finals and win due to sheer unarguable offense. Farmar is back, Nick Young and Chris Kaman will honor Kobe's teachings and ween over every bit of advice and philosophy he gives and 2014 will be our year while Carmelo is still trying to put a game together.

Mrs Grudge
08-10-2013, 06:20 PM
Why the hell is everyone on his case about being chubby?he literally just has a round face that is ALL.

No one talks **** about Randolph being fat
No one talks about how pierce is the epitome of skinny fat
No one talks about dwill being chubby compared to the rest of the other point guards

People make it sound like carmelo is morbidly obese

dunno where youve been, but all those players are called 'fat'. d-will at the start of the season was kinda chubby though, but he's just much larger than the other pgs.

zbo and pierce are always called fat

ClevageGobbler
08-10-2013, 06:28 PM
Why the hell is everyone on his case about being chubby?he literally just has a round face that is ALL.

No one talks **** about Randolph being fat
No one talks about how pierce is the epitome of skinny fat
No one talks about dwill being chubby compared to the rest of the other point guards

People make it sound like carmelo is morbidly obese

He's not even chubby, he's just not shredded like the prototype player of today which LeBron happens to be. LeBron's just an inch or so taller but he has like fifteen more pounds of muscle on his body than Melo does. It's not hard to see where these ridiculous comparisons are being made.

heathomer
08-10-2013, 08:08 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1320/1408067140_236dc13920.jpg

sdballer5588
08-10-2013, 08:11 PM
Melo fans are kobe fans reincarnated. They can't use the word "best" so they quantify it with other adjectives and phrases.


Man his arsenal is so vast.

Man he is just so smooth.

Yet he is not even close to as good as LeBron. Deal with it clowns.

DasWunderBrah
08-10-2013, 08:22 PM
Another one of these threads?? Jesus.... As much as the Kobe trolls annoyed me at least their hero has 5 rings.

Call me if/when Melo even makes the Finals.

this. "smooth" hasn't meant a damn thing in his career other than a large paycheck.

LBJOE
08-11-2013, 09:52 AM
Stephen Curry has the smoothest game in the NBA and it's not even close.