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GetBig0rDieTryn
08-07-2013, 10:46 PM
QB-Mike Vick
QB2-Ryan Leaf
RB-O.J.
RB2-Jamal Lewis
3DRB-Travis Henry
WR-Andre Rison
WR-Plaxico Burress
WR-OchoCinco
WR-Rae Curruth
WR-Sam Hurd
TE-Aaron Hernandez
OL-Nate Newton
OL-Barrett Robbins

DL-Leonard Little
DL-Tank Johnson
LB-L.T.
LB-Ray Lewis
CB-Pac Man
CB-Aqib Talib
S-Euguene Robinson

KR/PR-Maurice Clarett

K-Sebatian Janikowski

Defensive Coordinator-Jerry Sandusky


Have to fill out the defense, but looking pretty good. Who am I missing?

Lionology
08-07-2013, 10:48 PM
Lmao cheeky kunt mate I swear

boulderCObrah
08-07-2013, 10:53 PM
QB-Mike Vick
QB2-Ryan Leaf
RB-O.J.
RB2-Jamal Lewis
WR-Plaxico Burress
WR-OchoCinco
WR-Rae Curruth
WR-Sam Hurd
TE-Aaron Hernandez
OL-Nate Newton
OL-Barrett Robbins

DL-Leonard Little
DL-Tank Johnson
LB-L.T.
LB-Ray Lewis
CB-Pac Man

Defensive Coordinator-Jerry Sandusky


Have to fill out the defense, but looking pretty good. Who am I missing?

Robert Rozier - killed 7 white guys because of some crazy azz religious cult thing
Darryl Henley - lol look him up - serving 41 yrs for cocaine trafficking
Stanley Wilson - got high on cocaine before a game and his coach found out
Art Schlichter - stole $1.5 million, gambling in prison, charged for over 20 felonies
Cecil Collins - met a girl at a gym and broke into her home because he wanted to "watch her sleep" lmfao

DrunkenKangaroo
08-07-2013, 10:58 PM
Robert Rozier - killed 7 white guys because of some crazy azz religious cult thing
Darryl Henley - lol look him up - serving 41 yrs for cocaine trafficking
Stanley Wilson - got high on cocaine before a game and his coach found out
Art Schlichter - stole $1.5 million, gambling in prison, charged for over 20 felonies
Cecil Collins - met a girl at a gym and broke into her home because he wanted to "watch her sleep" lmfao

LOL. I remember Cecil "The Diesel". Is he still in prison?

boulderCObrah
08-07-2013, 11:03 PM
LOL. I remember Cecil "The Diesel". Is he still in prison?

Gets out in 2014!! Lol

EastCoastNiner
08-07-2013, 11:13 PM
Strong "All-Time Prison Team" when half of those guys never spent a day in prison.

dannyg2127
08-07-2013, 11:24 PM
Who was that Nebraska runningback, he was amazing in college then beat his gf and threw her down some stairs and f*cked his pro career

GetBig0rDieTryn
08-07-2013, 11:27 PM
Who was that Nebraska runningback, he was amazing in college then beat his gf and threw her down some stairs and f*cked his pro career

Lawrence Phillips. He might have to play SS for us tho.

NickA44
08-07-2013, 11:29 PM
Glad to see Rae Curruth finally getting some respect
tired of you phaggots acting like Carolina doesn't have talent

Rae Curruth did some fuked up shyt

IShootCMen
08-08-2013, 12:05 AM
Aqib Talib - CB
Andre Smith - DT
Dez Bryant - WR
Elvis Dumervil - LB
Shawne Merriman - LB
Adrian Peterson - RB
Aldon Smith - DE
Nick Fairley - DT
Matt Prater - K
Brandon Marshall - WR

hublife
08-08-2013, 12:17 AM
Andre Rison should have made this list...

Also, why not throw Roethlisberger on there instead of Leaf. Sure he didn't "serve time" but being accused of rape multiple times and then paying off the women should allow him to still qualify for the roster. I know I wouldn't leave my drunk college aged daughter with a drunk Rapelisberger.

How about Eugene Robinson playing safety? Dude was a stud and loved picking up hookers.

I also would throw Seau in there next to Ray Ray. Sure it was only a DUI and the assault but dude did drive himself off a cliff and eventually shoot himself in the chest.

Defense is looking joocy with those additions.

Beliedat
08-08-2013, 12:31 AM
Travis Henry 3rd down back. All he should be doing is blocking tho cause he did get chased down by a white cop when he got busted moving kilos of coke here in denver. Bonus points for having 11 kids with ten women.
Clarette can play special teams, that backfield is getting crowded.

Gerald151
08-08-2013, 12:43 AM
Aqib Talib - CB
Andre Smith - DT
Dez Bryant - WR
Elvis Dumervil - LB
Shawne Merriman - LB
Adrian Peterson - RB
Aldon Smith - DE
Nick Fairley - DT
Matt Prater - K
Brandon Marshall - WR

Prison...not overnight holding cell.

sdballer5588
08-08-2013, 12:53 AM
I'm gunna need a list of convictions after reading that watching the girl sleep one.

CLEAN_SET_OF_10
08-08-2013, 05:46 AM
****in lolled at sandusky

GetBig0rDieTryn
08-08-2013, 11:04 AM
I updated OP. Want to give some guys benefit of the doubt, but we need to get 11 guys on D. Would like to run a 3-4 with L.T. Andre Rison is the new WR1, really upgrades the core.

GentlemanLifter
08-08-2013, 11:07 AM
Have to fill out the defense, but looking pretty good. Who am I missing?

No love for the Juice? Back in the day, OJ had some moves.

GetBig0rDieTryn
08-08-2013, 11:08 AM
No love for the Juice? Back in the day, OJ had some moves.

He's our RB1..gonna be in the pistol with Vick..unstopable

monsterBEN
08-08-2013, 11:14 AM
I'd cut Sam Hurd and sign Donte Stallworth.


Even though he only served 30 days, DUI manslaughter > drugs.


Also, we can sign Josh Brent if we need to fill roster space.

homicidal_misc
08-08-2013, 11:28 AM
I'd cut Sam Hurd and sign Donte Stallworth.


Even though he only served 30 days, DUI manslaughter > drugs.


Also, we can sign Josh Brent if we need to fill roster space.
Hurd was moving heavy ass weight. Remove Chad for Stallworth.

or maybe we should add Titus Young.