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WheyneNewton
03-04-2013, 02:13 PM
Vino > WOW

http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/lakers/post/_/id/35975/dunk-that-kobes-play-is-ageless


“I was in my coffin a few years ago,” Bryant said, gladly reminding the media that plenty of the pundits and scribes out there have soiled hands from prematurely throwing dirt on his grave. “Vino is out of the barrel.”

“Vino” is the new nickname Bryant adopted after a writer for his advertising agency called him it in a text after Bryant had three highlight reel variety dunks Thursday against Minnesota.

jross2021
03-04-2013, 02:18 PM
Kobe is Jesus

sdballer5588
03-04-2013, 02:20 PM
Kobe is Jesus

More likely terminator.

AmazinJason
03-04-2013, 02:20 PM
Benjamin Button.

nvrstopworking
03-04-2013, 02:21 PM
I thought his nickname was "Mamba"? :confused:

sdballer5588
03-04-2013, 02:22 PM
I thought his nickname was "Mamba"? :confused:

He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?

jross2021
03-04-2013, 02:24 PM
He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?

I see what you did there

AmazinJason
03-04-2013, 02:24 PM
He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?
Shaqtus

LargePeter
03-04-2013, 02:24 PM
MV muthaphuckin P

sdballer5588
03-04-2013, 02:25 PM
Shaqtus

Just started laughing out loud thinking of that.

nvrstopworking
03-04-2013, 02:26 PM
He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?

Hmm. Didn't know that he made up Mamba.

Honestly, I think it fits better than "Vino" though. That just sounds stupid.

sdballer5588
03-04-2013, 02:27 PM
Hmm. Didn't know that he made up Mamba.

Honestly, I think it fits better than "Vino" though. That just sounds stupid.

Kinda makes black mamba sound stupid now doesn't it. He anointed HIMSELF the black mamba, in the MIDDLE of his career. That doesn't strike anyone as odd?

batman15
03-04-2013, 02:29 PM
He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?

Lol.

SDballer is quickly becoming one of my favs.

Dude made me lol twice in the past 2 threads.

AmazinJason
03-04-2013, 02:30 PM
lol @ making fun of people who make their own nicknames. all of you phaggots have made nicknames yourself, just look at your username on this damn site.


the GOAT can do whatever the PHUUUUUCCK he wants to do.

Backus21
03-04-2013, 02:32 PM
He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?

Only people Ive seen make up their own nickname. Kobe, Shaq (too many self made nicknames), and Stephen Jackson who called himself Big Shot Jack.

The worst part of that is not only did he give himself a nickname, but he stole Horry's nickname in the ****ing process lmao

sdballer5588
03-04-2013, 02:37 PM
lol @ making fun of people who make their own nicknames. all of you phaggots have made nicknames yourself, just look at your username on this damn site.


the GOAT can do whatever the PHUUUUUCCK he wants to do.

Agreed Jordan could name himself something weird. But not kobe!

And I didn't make this nickname, I was anointed sdballer at by baptism. This is also just my email address. I never knew you could "make a name up"

DFINC
03-04-2013, 02:44 PM
He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?

This kid is a fuking loser lmao. Get a life phaggot.

nvrstopworking
03-04-2013, 02:44 PM
Kinda makes black mamba sound stupid now doesn't it. He anointed HIMSELF the black mamba, in the MIDDLE of his career. That doesn't strike anyone as odd?

Oh I'm not saying it's not odd lol.... I just think that it fits better than "Vino".

Little known fact... Michael Jordan's first nickname was "Captain Marvel". lulz.

iwanagetbig
03-04-2013, 03:25 PM
inb4 white mamba and red mamba

GPx
03-04-2013, 03:28 PM
He's switching to one that HE HIMSELF didn't make up.

I mean who in the world makes up their OWN nicknames?

One name comes to your mind, a self proclaimed "King". Or did he come up with "The Chosen One" too?

batman15
03-04-2013, 03:53 PM
One name comes to your mind, a self proclaimed "King". Or did he come up with "The Chosen One" too?

Where is your photoshop eagle tattoo user pic from 2008?

Gator286
03-04-2013, 05:59 PM
kobe is awkward as **** on twitter

plus, just because you translate it into a different language doesn't make it less dumb

kobe "gruyere" bryant

SRSmiscerIZsrs
03-04-2013, 06:09 PM
Kinda makes black mamba sound stupid now doesn't it. He anointed HIMSELF the black mamba, in the MIDDLE of his career. That doesn't strike anyone as odd?

no not really. unless of course he went full retard and got it tatted on his back or something retarded like that.....











































































http://artofmiami.com/wp-content/gallery/lebron-tats/lebron.jpg

TaeBoNinja
03-04-2013, 06:13 PM
Kobe is like Goku

LeonardShelby
03-04-2013, 06:55 PM
Agreed Jordan could name himself something weird. But not kobe!

And I didn't make this nickname, I was anointed sdballer at by baptism. This is also just my email address. I never knew you could "make a name up"

Plus your nickname is sdboxscorewatcher anyway

AriGhold
03-04-2013, 07:32 PM
this is my first time seeing the dunk after hearing about it for a few days.


what is all the hype about?

sdballer5588
03-04-2013, 07:41 PM
Plus your nickname is sdboxscorewatcher anyway

Exactly. Can't make up your own nickname.

And SRSPretenderIspretendingtoHavemeOnIgnoreAndConstan tlyQuotesAndResponds to me

Who the fk calls Lebron "the chosen 1" aside from nobody. Phaggot proving my point for me.