View Full Version : lol @ Jalen Rose

02-04-2013, 04:07 PM
Not sure if repost, but I haven't seen it. Apparently Jalen Rose had a good time after the Indiana/Michigan game and shared some thoughts.


On Saturday ESPN analyst Jalen Rose was in Bloomington for College GameDay, ahead of No. 3 Indiana beating No. 1 Michigan. On Sunday, he was in New Orleans for the network's Super Bowl festivities. In between he washed away his sorrows at watering hole Kilroy's Sports, as well as at some random dudes' house.

Rose's adventures were chronicled on Reddit by a handful of students who were there, but, perhaps wary of narcing him out so he never comes back, a user's account of Rose holding court was swiftly deleted. Lost Lettermen grabbed it in time:

• "He seemed fairly confident that MJ was hungover in Game 5 of the '97 Finals and didn't actually have the flu"

• On Reggie Miller's house burning down in 1997: "He is SURE [ex-wife] Marita Miller burned down Reggie's house"

• "Joked how he couldn't smoke weed because ‘man I work for Disney!! You don't think they drug test us?' "

• "He kept asking how the hell you work a bong and after getting chirped for it, he goes ‘PLEASE. black people only use pipes if they're smoking crack' "

• "He claimed he could hit 17 of 20 3s RIGHT THEN AND THERE, everyone howled and said no way, he just laughed and kept yelling ‘f*** ya'll f*** ya'll' "

• "5am rolls around and he gets asked what time his flight is to leave for New Orleans – ‘oh I dunno….about 2 and a half hours' "

• On Jamaal Tinsley: ‘The dude drank vodka more often than water…AND I let him live with me! For a MONTH!'"

Jalen Rose and Jalen Rose's College GameDay windbreaker are national treasures, and should be preserved in the Smithsonian once the stains are steam-cleaned out

Jalen needs to write a tell-all book.

02-04-2013, 04:09 PM
Jalen is funny as fuk, he's probably my favorite sports TV personality.

him and Chris Webber are chill as hell

02-04-2013, 04:10 PM

02-04-2013, 04:11 PM
jalen is awesome. always has great stories on the bs report

02-04-2013, 04:11 PM
I always enjoy his stories on the Grantland Network on youtube.

02-04-2013, 04:13 PM
Not only is he funny and real, he's articulate as heck too

02-04-2013, 04:14 PM
I always enjoy his stories on the Grantland Network on youtube.

This. Always love when I check grantland and there's a new Jalen video up.

02-04-2013, 04:36 PM
He's a jimmy rustler


02-04-2013, 04:53 PM
I think Jalen Rose is one of the best sports announcers in the game right now. I mean he really tells
it like it is and doesnt leave anything out at all. Jalen is the man and deserves all the credit he gets
i think his NBA calls are great and he needs to do more announcing of games for sure. Jalen is bomb

02-04-2013, 04:56 PM
Idk how all of you like him, obviously He's a phaggot and I hope he gets fired.

02-04-2013, 05:04 PM
I was at that same bar Saturday night...had no idea Rose was there til my friend told me today. Would've loved to take a shot with that man

02-04-2013, 05:13 PM
I always enjoy his stories on the Grantland Network on youtube.


But I actually believe the story about Jordan having a hangover instead of the flu.