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WheyneNewton
01-18-2013, 07:35 PM
@KTVU: #BREAKING: #SFPD says #49er wide receiver #MichaelCrabtree is being investigated for an alleged sexual assault


but who was catching passes this sunday afternoon?


The incident is being investigated by the Special Victims Unit, whose detectives have interviewed Crabtree with his lawyer present. Crabtree has agreed to make himself available for possible further interviews about an assault.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/49ers-Crabtree-sex-assault-investigation-4207109.php#ixzz2IOBFlBij

I'm glad they got Mariska Hargitay on the case though

RogerSterling
01-18-2013, 07:36 PM
if i was a pro athlete i think i would be scared to even look at women

kanodogg
01-18-2013, 07:36 PM
i call b.s. ain't no bitch on this earth that is going to deny the sexual advances of crabtree (no homo)

monsterBEN
01-18-2013, 07:36 PM
Distraction excuse incoming.

MaxKnuckles
01-18-2013, 07:38 PM
GOD PHUCKING DAMMIT crabtree wtf man

isp
01-18-2013, 07:38 PM
make sure she exists first

Dave P
01-18-2013, 07:39 PM
Hasnt been arrested or detained and was allowed to leave the state...seems legit.

drvillain
01-18-2013, 07:46 PM
Distraction excuse incoming.

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TranceOfPeace
01-18-2013, 07:48 PM
Just happened to be the time when he's doing the best in his career and he's being talked about on ESPN and NFL Network.








Seems so legit.

SF49ers
01-18-2013, 07:50 PM
My stomach dropped. Feels sad man.

Neg_Train
01-18-2013, 07:54 PM
lol you can tell this story is made-up

in b4 civil lawsuit and settlement

m0neymike
01-18-2013, 07:54 PM
Tramon Williams filed the complaint

Nara62629
01-18-2013, 07:57 PM
Tramon Williams filed the complaint
i thought it was gonna be Patrick Peterson.

LanceStone
01-18-2013, 07:58 PM
Big Ben applauds Crabtree for a job well done

JBhaverhill
01-18-2013, 08:03 PM
Tramon Williams filed the complaint

recharge


i thought it was gonna be Patrick Peterson.

recharge

EastCoastNiner
01-18-2013, 08:10 PM
Right before the biggest game of his career.

Seems legit.


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Masstastic
01-18-2013, 08:13 PM
Right before the biggest game of his career.

Seems legit.


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GeorgeJetson
01-18-2013, 08:25 PM
Tramon Williams filed the complaint

packer fan here. lol'd so hard.

JBhaverhill
01-18-2013, 08:29 PM
inb4 alleged victim's hometown is Atlanta, Georgia

TinyHandsBrah
01-18-2013, 08:31 PM
This coincidentally pops up right before the nfc championship game? Fukkin fukk!!!!!!!!!

IShootCMen
01-18-2013, 08:44 PM
I think u mean Michael Crapetree brah


Time to unload on Atlanta for Sunday

folly412
01-18-2013, 08:46 PM
This coincidentally pops up right before the nfc championship game? Fukkin fukk!!!!!!!!!

All illegitimate sexual assault allegations manage to have timing such as this.

MiguelG700707
01-18-2013, 08:47 PM
Did not know

Averydabeast
01-18-2013, 09:10 PM
never go full roethlisburger

kanodogg
01-18-2013, 09:25 PM
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idunnolol

kanodogg
01-18-2013, 09:26 PM
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moss is a boss

hublife
01-18-2013, 09:30 PM
Says that they he isn't been listed as a suspect at this time.

One of his boys was probably hitting it and she cried rape.

TTexasTT
01-18-2013, 10:17 PM
This whore should be executed

premo954
01-18-2013, 10:28 PM
he should of just dreamed it in his head

EsB818
01-18-2013, 10:38 PM
Ugh, he better play, they need Yactree against the dirty birds

ElMariachi
01-18-2013, 11:13 PM
Crabtree has a case of "pissed off gold-digger told to kick rocks after a one-night stand" with a potential of Gloria Allred complications to follow.

ElMariachi
01-18-2013, 11:23 PM
Either that, or this might be an explanation for what actually happened to Lennay Kekua.


http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/michael-crabtree-sunglasses.jpg

TTexasTT
01-18-2013, 11:33 PM
Wouldnt be surprised to find out that Aaron Rodgers is somehow behind all this.

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01-19-2013, 12:13 AM
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LanceStone
01-19-2013, 12:33 AM
This will never happen to Manti Te'o, just sayin

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01-19-2013, 12:54 AM
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*DH*
01-19-2013, 04:24 AM
Hahahahahaha I hope he goes to Guantanamo Bay.

Killer Wolf
01-19-2013, 04:43 AM
God damnit, I swear, I gotta stop rooting for teams cause they're never gonna win

iamgenus
01-19-2013, 07:21 AM
Hahahahahaha I hope he goes to Guantanamo Bay.

I think we found our scorned woman.

Impurityz
01-19-2013, 07:23 AM
Hahahahahaha I hope he goes to Guantanamo Bay.

From kap to big bob

miketheblade
01-19-2013, 11:18 AM
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ahhhahahahaahah

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01-19-2013, 11:24 AM
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ElMariachi
01-19-2013, 11:25 AM
Hahahahahaha I hope he goes to Guantanamo Bay.

Green Bay Packers-Milwaukee Brewers-Milwaukee Bucks




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WRXbrah
01-19-2013, 11:42 AM
Not saying winning and rape charges go hand in hand but Big Ben won after he was accused and so did Kobe. Im taking this as a good omen.

JBhaverhill
01-19-2013, 12:32 PM
Not saying winning and rape charges go hand in hand but Big Ben won after he was accused and so did Kobe. Im taking this as a good omen.

Yea, but Ben and Kobe were guilty

ShweezyBTFO
01-19-2013, 01:03 PM
Yea, but Ben and Kobe were guilty

lol wot

kobe was innocent.

WRXbrah
01-19-2013, 01:19 PM
Yea, but Ben and Kobe were guilty

guilty of winning rings.

Its so easy for a female to accuse a guy for sexual assault because there are no repercussions for her. The upside is huge. The timing of this though tells me that someone paid her to do this so people can dump their life savings on Atlanta ML.

*DH*
01-19-2013, 01:26 PM
Not saying winning and rape charges go hand in hand but Big Ben won after he was accused and so did Kobe. Im taking this as a good omen.

No, Big Ben was actually accused after he won.

Date of Super Bowl win - Feb 2009
Date of Rape- July 2009 and March 2010

Kobe won in 2002, and was accused of rape in 2003. He didn't win another ring until 2009.

Did I shiit on your parade a little too much?

thefederalist
01-19-2013, 02:13 PM
i would videotape every sex act of mine if i were a pro athlete and keep the files in a safe.

srs.

it's not illegal as long as you don't disseminate it.

WRXbrah
01-19-2013, 03:10 PM
No, Big Ben was actually accused after he won.

Date of Super Bowl win - Feb 2009
Date of Rape- July 2009 and March 2010

Kobe won in 2002, and was accused of rape in 2003. He didn't win another ring until 2009.

Did I shiit on your parade a little too much?

That just shows Crabtree is a hard worker and commited to win a ring so he started earlier to give him the edge.

Monstarx
01-19-2013, 03:41 PM
*OH PHUCK ME HARDER MICHAEL, YES, YES!*

-The Next Day-

*He... Was soo rough... :**(

AriGhold
01-19-2013, 04:45 PM
Grabtree

TranceOfPeace
01-19-2013, 04:50 PM
i would videotape every sex act of mine if i were a pro athlete and keep the files in a safe.

srs.

it's not illegal as long as you don't disseminate it.

lol what's that gonna do?

They're just gonna say you didn't video tape it that time. Because obviously who would video tape them raping a chick.

ElMariachi
01-19-2013, 05:03 PM
lol what's that gonna do?

They're just gonna say you didn't video tape it that time. Because obviously who would video tape them raping a chick.

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Sex contracts.....kinda like prenups for sex. "If you wanna ****, you gotta sign." You can even have an independent third-party witness watch.

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01-19-2013, 06:01 PM
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01-19-2013, 07:00 PM
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Clamz
01-19-2013, 07:23 PM
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Sex contracts.....kinda like prenups for sex. "If you wanna ****, you gotta sign." You can even have an independent third-party witness watch.

doesn't work, lol. A woman can agree/consent then change her mind at anytime. The witness thing would work but be weird.