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Dave P
01-18-2013, 08:45 AM
What organization would you absolutely NOT work for?



...or if you're one of those "I'd take any opportunity" guys then which team would be your absolute last choice?








For me it would either be the Browns or the Jags.

Cornball brotha franchises.

Beliedat
01-18-2013, 08:52 AM
The Raiders.

It's where coaches and players go to die. The team is always awful, their fans are generally shtbags, and my father would disown me for having any part in that franchise.

I'd see the Browns as an opportunity to succeed or bust, the ultimate test. If you could turn the browns into a perennial playoff team, the city of cleveland would name streets and holidays after you.

ChuteBoxeFC
01-18-2013, 08:54 AM
Jacksonville.

Dave P
01-18-2013, 08:54 AM
With Al Davis gone I would think that coaching in Oakland would be more attractive at least.

Beliedat
01-18-2013, 08:58 AM
With Al Davis gone I would think that coaching in Oakland would be more attractive at least.

http://i.imgur.com/9EaRa.jpg

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Dave P
01-18-2013, 08:59 AM
God damnit Mark Davis has to be one of the most offputting, weird lookin, mother fckers on the planet.


Would have a hard time sitting in his office and looking him in the face....like staring at a burn victim.

NorrinRadd12
01-18-2013, 09:06 AM
Buffalo

armyr0b
01-18-2013, 09:30 AM
Jets

cchar042
01-18-2013, 09:32 AM
Cleveland, then Cincinnati, then Oakland

Trapstar4.4
01-18-2013, 09:32 AM
Jets

was tempted to put this, but then realized that i could suck ass and and not worry about my job being in jeopardy.

it is a sht organization though

ChuteBoxeFC
01-18-2013, 09:36 AM
Oakland at least has a rich history and a loyal devoted fanbase.

Jacksonville can't even fill their stadium halfway sometimes. Who would want to put in their time and effort when nobody cares?

Madsen89
01-18-2013, 10:17 AM
Jets and Eagles because their fans are douchebags.

Miked1978
01-18-2013, 10:38 AM
Oakland. Only because Al Davis' son looks the way he does. Dude just looks like a huge momma's boy. Now i know why Al Davis was the way he was.

JaxBrah
01-18-2013, 11:01 AM
Cleveland browns. Worst franchise in football and id have to live in fuking cleveland.

Atleast with a team like jacksonville or the raiders i can live in a nice nearby area.

scotyg
01-18-2013, 11:02 AM
God damnit Mark Davis has to be one of the most offputting, weird lookin, mother fckers on the planet.


Would have a hard time sitting in his office and looking him in the face....like staring at a burn victim.

fuking lol

i was about to a post a picture, but i feel it would be disrespectful to burn victims

NoS_oUtLaSt
01-18-2013, 11:48 AM
Honestly I'm surprised no one has said it.

The Cowboys. brb owner making and overriding all of my choices. brb firing me when his choices suck

GolfPants
01-18-2013, 12:00 PM
Oakland at least has a rich history and a loyal devoted fanbase.

Jacksonville can't even fill their stadium halfway sometimes. Who would want to put in their time and effort when nobody cares?

Nice try, but Jacksonville beats Oakland in attendance every year.

2008 attendance - JAX 19th vs OAK 31st

2009 attendance - JAX 30th vs OAK 32nd

2010 attendance - JAX 22nd vs OAK 32nd

2011 attendance - JAX 24th vs OAK 28nd

2012 attendance - JAX 20th vs OAK 31st

And in far and away the WORST season in franchise history, going 2-14, the jags averaged over 10,000 more fans per game than did the raiders. 64,984 vs 54,216.

Keep believing the media BS that Jacksonville fans don't care about the Jags

RogerSterling
01-18-2013, 12:02 PM
Cleveland, Jacksonville, Cincy, KC, GB

Just based on where they are not the franchises so much. GB and to a lesser extent KC are franchises I would work for if they were located somewhere else

evansanity
01-18-2013, 12:03 PM
Idk, my offense would work just about anywhere in the league. So I'm going to say the broncos because peyton wouldn't want to run my offense, nor would he be good at it.

RogerSterling
01-18-2013, 12:03 PM
God damnit Mark Davis has to be one of the most offputting, weird lookin, mother fckers on the planet.
.

looks like a mad scientist tried to clone Jon Gruden and the experiment went horribly wrong, all he ended up with was that pumpkin pie haircutted freak

Azzurri
01-18-2013, 12:06 PM
Browns. I could not live in Cleveland.

Steelers because I hate them with a passion.

IawI
01-18-2013, 12:15 PM
The Jets.

roadtrippin
01-18-2013, 12:19 PM
Browns and Eagles. Maybe the Cowboys too since JJ has too much power over everything.

JRRBadBoy4Life
01-18-2013, 12:43 PM
Dallas. What coach would enjoy this on the sidelines with him.
http://cdnl.complex.com/m.php/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2013/01/jasonjerry.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/1224/nfl_g_phillips_jones_600.jpg

kanodogg
01-18-2013, 01:17 PM
Jacksonville.

http://show-me-your-tds.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jaguars-fan-gif.gif

dougefresh93
01-18-2013, 01:22 PM
Honestly I'm surprised no one has said it.

The Cowboys. brb owner making and overriding all of my choices. brb firing me when his choices suck

Jerry Jones, not even once.

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*DH*
01-18-2013, 01:36 PM
Cleveland, Jacksonville, Cincy, KC, GB

Just based on where they are not the franchises so much. GB and to a lesser extent KC are franchises I would work for if they were located somewhere else

Negged on recharge for saying you wouldn't work in Green Bay. I consider that negative, and your sig clearly states "Packers NFC North Champs! Bears suck dick, neg me if the above post contains anything remotely negative about the Green Bay Packers, srs!"

So negged.

Yank11
01-18-2013, 01:42 PM
Dallas Cowboys, only because of Jerry Jones and the fact I'm a Giants fan and despise everything to do with the cowboys. If I was neutral as a fan they'd still probably be lower on my list

Teams like Buffalo and Cleveland seem like obvious choices but both teams have a ton of loyal fans and actually turning that team around and winning there would basically give you a lifetime contract.

ko5567
01-18-2013, 02:01 PM
Cleveland

phillyfreak7
01-18-2013, 02:19 PM
Cowboys
Jets
Browns


Less so the Browns than the other two.

charity4thepoor
01-18-2013, 02:21 PM
pretty much anywhere that it gets cold.


so, almost every team

xzp
01-18-2013, 02:35 PM
The Raiders.

It's where coaches and players go to die. The team is always awful, their fans are generally shtbags, and my father would disown me for having any part in that franchise.

I'd see the Browns as an opportunity to succeed or bust, the ultimate test. If you could turn the browns into a perennial playoff team, the city of cleveland would name streets and holidays after you.

Says the broncos fan.
Personally apart from obvious rival bias with KC,Denver,SD the Bears & Jets.
Bears mostly because ownership/gm previously were wierd with the way they went about wanting to build a team. Horrible drafting.
The Jets also due to drafting, and I feel that with both teams they might be less patient with results.
Generally you want a place with security.

Where I'd wanna work the most? Buffalo with new GM/Leadership, chance to build a legacy!. Same with Jacksonville,Cleveland,Arizona.

WRXbrah
01-18-2013, 02:36 PM
What organization would you absolutely NOT work for?



...or if you're one of those "I'd take any opportunity" guys then which team would be your absolute last choice?








For me it would either be the Browns or the Jags.

Cornball brotha franchises.

Jets