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lohkee
07-10-2012, 08:59 PM
fhpVE5Yfvhc


brb LeBronze and other guys too scared to shoot
brb everyone on the team choking it up like 2004
brb comes through with clutchest performance in Olympic basketball history


http://www.5thquartermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kobe-Shh.jpg

alpha as phuck

businesslawbrah
07-10-2012, 08:59 PM
Goat gonna Goat

Such is life in the Kobe System

Inb4Fit
07-10-2012, 09:04 PM
lol yet he cant win in his own league. gtfo

Otaman
07-10-2012, 09:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NkcqF.jpg

CobyWan
07-10-2012, 09:06 PM
If there is a last second shot Kobe will still be the one to take it.


And it will be completely natural and not something that is forced or resented by his teammates.


Back in '08 the other guys just deferred and Kobe's force of personality and will took over.

SRSmiscerIZsrs
07-10-2012, 09:07 PM
wood smash

Burn_Notice
07-10-2012, 09:07 PM
fhpVE5Yfvhc


1:27 is moar Chris Bosh gif potential...

Gator286
07-10-2012, 09:25 PM
lol...wade was definitely mvp of that team.

ibswagging
07-10-2012, 09:26 PM
damn forgot all about that game kobe is mutha fukin good

InsanePain11
07-10-2012, 09:30 PM
Good memories, awesome game by Kobe. Looking forward to the Olympics coming up.

Misctify
07-10-2012, 09:30 PM
lol yet he cant win in his own league. gtfo

Really? Lol

GooBaaa
07-10-2012, 09:30 PM
Wut the phuck at 1:41

Get the phuck out of the way

DFINC
07-10-2012, 09:32 PM
Back when Kobe used to have handles...would fap to. Completely unstoppable.

Kobe must've felt like god there tho, all the best players collectively mirin the fuk outta you

CobyWan
07-10-2012, 09:32 PM
Good memories, awesome game by Kobe. Looking forward to the Olympics coming up.


This is why I love Olympic basketball. Hatred and rivalry goes out the window and everyone roots for the players and a common goal.

Hardcore_D00d
07-10-2012, 09:47 PM
usa vs the world is basically varsity vs freshmen....

farepare
07-10-2012, 09:51 PM
you got to give credit to the spain basketball team
they put up a good match against usa
I was expecting a blowout but they still managed to hang in there

yungbreezy
07-10-2012, 09:54 PM
Kobe was another level that game, can't believe it was 4 years ago already.

EatSheatRepeat
07-10-2012, 09:58 PM
lol...wade was definitely mvp of that team.

This.

Gator286
07-11-2012, 08:19 AM
Kobe was another level that game, can't believe it was 4 years ago already.

lol then what level was dwade on?

businesslawbrah
07-11-2012, 08:21 AM
lol then what level was dwade on?

lower level, obviously. Did you not watch Kobe Goat Bryant absolutely take over the gold medal game?

edit: Saw your sig....Heat fans, LOL.

Gator286
07-11-2012, 08:23 AM
lower level, obviously. Did you not watch Kobe Goat Bryant absolutely take over the gold medal game?

Saw your sig....Heat fan, LOL.

he had a good 4th quarter, and was chucking the rest of the game (what else is new). wade tore it up the whole game (and tournament)

businesslawbrah
07-11-2012, 08:24 AM
he had a good 4th quarter, and was chucking the rest of the game (what else is new). wade tore it up the whole game (and tournament)

Urine idiot.

In n Out of troll post

Gator286
07-11-2012, 08:28 AM
Urine idiot.

In n Out of troll post

That's a very convincing and persuasive argument, with well presented facts.

FMCMuscle
07-11-2012, 09:21 AM
he had a good 4th quarter, and was chucking the rest of the game (what else is new). wade tore it up the whole game (and tournament)


That's a very convincing and persuasive argument, with well presented facts.

Heat fans

Gator286
07-11-2012, 09:24 AM
Heat fans

yeah now that we got that out of the way, explain to me how kobe was better in that tournament.

businesslawbrah
07-11-2012, 09:25 AM
yeah now that we got that out of the way, explain to me how kobe was better in that tournament.

stats: 170

Explain to me why you have such a poverty diet?

lsiberian
07-11-2012, 09:27 AM
Heat fans

Just because they prefer players that know how to pass they are heat fans. I personally don't like Hero ball and Kobe is the definition of Hero ball.

Manu won without a team full of NBA players against a team full of NBA Players.

businesslawbrah
07-11-2012, 09:29 AM
Just because they prefer players that know how to pass they are heat fans. I personally don't like Hero ball and Kobe is the definition of Hero ball.

Manu won without a team full of NBA players against a team full of NBA Players.

Kobe HERO GOAT BALL Bryant 5 rings

How can you say hero ball does not work?

Oh thats right, you watch cows and milk bulls.

Nao, pls go

socrates07
07-11-2012, 09:31 AM
mm hate the break the kobe fan thing here, but dwade tore that whole tourney up including the final

WesCracker
07-11-2012, 09:49 AM
1:27 is moar Chris Bosh gif potential... def that dude is a little weird. lol http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww4/kermitcriminal/2gv0744jpg.gif

JoshSelby
07-11-2012, 09:54 AM
BRB shooting 46% against poverty teams.
BRB poverty 32% from 3.
BRB D Wade coming off the bench and led the team in pts. 16 pts in only 18.8 mpg, shooting 67% from field.
BRB worst rebounder on the team. Only 2.8 per game.
BRB LeGOAT shot 60% from field, 46% from 3. 2nd on team in scoring, 3rd in rebounds, 2nd in assits, and 1st in steals and blocks.

Chuckers gonna chuck though. They never learn.

EDIT:
Lol'd BRB Kobe going 4-13, 0-8 from 3 against ANGOLA.
BRB Carmelo and Kobe both combine for 62 minutes against Argentina, shoot a combined 8-28 from field and 4-17 from 3. CHUCKERS GONNA CHUCK

lsiberian
07-11-2012, 10:10 AM
Kobe HERO GOAT BALL Bryant 5 rings
How can you say hero ball does not work?
Oh thats right, you watch cows and milk bulls.
Nao, pls go

Carried by Shaq.

JustBulk
07-11-2012, 10:20 AM
lol...wade was definitely mvp of that team.

Lol.

Wade played better in those lame games where USA was obviously going to win.

In the only game where opponents actually had a shot of winning (ie. gold medal game), it was Kobe that led the USA at the critical time.

JustBulk
07-11-2012, 10:21 AM
Carried by Shaq.

No Shaq, no ring.

No Kobe, no ring.

Shaq didn't carry Kobe, Kobe didn't carry Shaq. They were 1a, 1b. Not 1, 2 options.

Gator286
07-11-2012, 10:33 AM
Lol.

Wade played better in those lame games where USA was obviously going to win.

In the only game where opponents actually had a shot of winning (ie. gold medal game), it was Kobe that led the USA at the critical time.

if you say something enough times it will become true!

EatSheatRepeat
07-11-2012, 10:49 AM
No Shaq, no ring.

No Kobe, no ring.

Shaq didn't carry Kobe, Kobe didn't carry Shaq. They were 1a, 1b. Not 1, 2 options.

Even though Shaq literally averaged about 15 more points, 10 more rebounds, same assists, and had a fg% about 25% higher in the Finals?

Yeah, 1a, 1b.

1800_Cool_Guy
07-11-2012, 10:56 AM
smh @ Kobe nuthuggers.

Bowyermania
07-11-2012, 11:50 AM
Wut?

D Wade - 16 ppg on 67% shooting, 4 rpg
Lebron James - 15.5 ppg on 60% shooting, 5 rpg

Kobe - 15 ppg on 46% shooting, 3 rpg

Bowyermania
07-11-2012, 11:53 AM
Lol.

Wade played better in those lame games where USA was obviously going to win.

In the only game where opponents actually had a shot of winning (ie. gold medal game), it was Kobe that led the USA at the critical time.

Uh D Wade was the high scorer in the gold medal game.

DFINC
07-11-2012, 11:54 AM
Wut?

D Wade - 16 ppg on 67% shooting, 4 rpg
Lebron James - 15.5 ppg on 60% shooting, 5 rpg

Kobe - 15 ppg on 46% shooting, 3 rpg

And the gold medal game shows you why Kobe was more vital to the team than both Wade and Lebron.

Misctify
07-11-2012, 11:57 AM
Ok ok. Wade takes the season MVP. Kobe takes the finals MVP.

They won the Gold for the USA, who gives a **** who did better individually. Shut the **** up about all this who is better than who crap. Just enjoy the damn show.

Bowyermania
07-11-2012, 11:58 AM
And the gold medal game shows you why Kobe was more vital to the team than both Wade and Lebron.

Wade out scored Kobe in the gold medal game. He scored 27 points.

DFINC
07-11-2012, 12:02 PM
Wade out scored Kobe in the gold medal game. He scored 27 points.

And you're still proving that you didn't watch the gold medal game. Keep watching the box score, kid.

Bowyermania
07-11-2012, 12:08 PM
And you're still proving that you didn't watch the gold medal game. Keep watching the box score, kid.

27 pts on 75 % shooting and Kobe was the MVP of that game? How so?

lohkee
07-11-2012, 12:11 PM
lmao, I don't give a phuck what so and so did against Angola. GTFO here, no one takes a game against Angola seriously. When USA played in a game that actually mattered, Kobe was GOATing it up.

AlliWantisLulz
07-11-2012, 12:30 PM
Don't you guys remember that Kobe was chucking it up like usual and then he misses a 3pt at around 2:30 in the 4th and then Spain makes a 3 which made it a 4 pt game with around 2:20 left in the 4th and of course Wade was tired of Kobe chucking it up so he comes down and nails the dagger 3 pter with around 2:10 left and Spain never came closer than 6 again


KoMe shot twice as many shots in the 4th as anyone by chucking it up, Wade only shot 1 and it was the dagger 3.

Coach K said without Wade USA wouldn't have won the gold medal


tl;dr
Wade > Kobe






No Shaq, no ring.

No Kobe, no ring.

Shaq didn't carry Kobe, Kobe didn't carry Shaq. They were 1a, 1b. Not 1, 2 options.

fukin lol

is this what kobe dickriders believe?

Gator286
07-11-2012, 12:33 PM
Don't you guys remember that Kobe was chucking it up like usual and then he misses a 3pt at around 2:30 in the 4th and then Spain makes a 3 which made it a 4 pt game with around 2:20 left in the 4th and of course Wade was tired of Kobe chucking it up so he comes down and nails the dagger 3 pter with around 2:10 left and Spain never came closer than 6 again



strong memory, are you on that ginko biloba?

Gator286
07-11-2012, 12:36 PM
Kobe Bryant: If Team USA 2012 played the Dream Team, I think wed pull it out

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/kobe-bryant-team-usa-2012-played-dream-team-163639708--oly.html

Lol, so maybe he thinks Lebron's gonna pull a Wade and carry his ass when he's not making ****

lsiberian
07-11-2012, 12:37 PM
No Shaq, no ring.
No Kobe, no ring.
Shaq didn't carry Kobe, Kobe didn't carry Shaq. They were 1a, 1b. Not 1, 2 options.

Yeah just like Manu and Duncan are 1a and 1b. Oh right Duncan carried Manu and Parker. Shaq carried Kobe. Sure his 2peat was on his shoulders, but those first 3 are Shaq's rings.

jamestown0101
07-11-2012, 01:23 PM
Back when Kobe used to have handles...would fap to. Completely unstoppable.

Kobe must've felt like god there tho, all the best players collectively mirin the fuk outta you

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/710153e989eb7f3898b7b32c7ae8d748673e5bc.gif

JoshSelby
07-11-2012, 07:01 PM
Lol We gonna just ignore the stats I posted above that show Kobe was the weakest link on the olympic team?

Oh and...

No Shaq, no ring.

No Kobe, no ring.

Shaq didn't carry Kobe, Kobe didn't carry Shaq. They were 1a, 1b. Not 1, 2 options.
Reported for troll post.

Shaq's finals stats during the 3peat:
15 games, 35.9 pts, 15.2 reb, 5.2 Oreb, 3.5 ast, 2.9 blk, .595 FG%
Kobe's stats:
14 games, 22.0 pts, 6.1 reb, 1 Oreb, 5.1 ast, 1.2 blk, .425 FG%

Kobe's Finals stats from 2008-2010:
18 games, 28.7 pts, 6.2 reb, 1.3 Oreb, 5.2 ast, .7 blk, .413 FG%
Pau's stats:
18 games, 17.3 pts, 10.4 reb, 3.3 Oreb, 3.2 ast, 1.7 blk, .528 FG%

He's never even been the best player on ANY of the Laker's championship runs. He takes chucker status into a new dimension.

JoshSelby
07-11-2012, 07:02 PM
BRB shooting 46% against poverty teams.
BRB poverty 32% from 3.
BRB D Wade coming off the bench and led the team in pts. 16 pts in only 18.8 mpg, shooting 67% from field.
BRB worst rebounder on the team. Only 2.8 per game.
BRB LeGOAT shot 60% from field, 46% from 3. 2nd on team in scoring, 3rd in rebounds, 2nd in assits, and 1st in steals and blocks.

Chuckers gonna chuck though. They never learn.

EDIT:
Lol'd BRB Kobe going 4-13, 0-8 from 3 against ANGOLA.
BRB Carmelo and Kobe both combine for 62 minutes against Argentina, shoot a combined 8-28 from field and 4-17 from 3. CHUCKERS GONNA CHUCK

Quoting myself again just so you phaggots learn.

thexingguard
07-11-2012, 07:23 PM
No Kobe, no gold, anyone who doesn't think he was the MVP of that game is living somewhere far from reality.

DFINC
07-11-2012, 07:31 PM
No Kobe, no gold, anyone who doesn't think he was the MVP of that game is living somewhere far from reality.

This. What did Bron, Wade and Melo win in 2004?

JoshSelby
07-12-2012, 12:44 AM
This. What did Bron, Wade and Melo win in 2004?
BRB LeBron was 19 and still shot 60% in the Olympics.
That team lost because they had a chucker leading the team in Allen Iverson. AI is the one guy who makes all the other chuckers (Kobe, Carmelo), look like efficient players. He shot fuking 38% against poverty teams. Then the other starting guard was another notorious chucker in Stephon Marbury, shooting 42%. Lastly, any team that has Richard Jefferson starting is not going to get far. Ever. Dude shot 32% from the field, 26% from downtown.
By the way Melo shot 25% from the field too.

That's what happens when you have chuckers on your olympic squad. You get blown out by teams that aren't even countries (i.e. Puerto Rico).

yungbreezy
07-12-2012, 12:56 AM
BRB LeBron was 19 and still shot 60% in the Olympics.
That team lost because they had a chucker leading the team in Allen Iverson. AI is the one guy who makes all the other chuckers (Kobe, Carmelo), look like efficient players. He shot fuking 38% against poverty teams. Then the other starting guard was another notorious chucker in Stephon Marbury, shooting 42%. Lastly, any team that has Richard Jefferson starting is not going to get far. Ever. Dude shot 32% from the field, 26% from downtown.
By the way Melo shot 25% from the field too.

That's what happens when you have chuckers on your olympic squad. You get blown out by teams that aren't even countries (i.e. Puerto Rico).

All I see is excuses, no Kobe GOAT, no gold.
Same as no Kobe GOAT no championships for the Lakers in the last 15 years, dude is a born winner.

JoshSelby
07-12-2012, 01:00 AM
All I see is excuses, no Kobe GOAT, no gold.
Same as no Kobe GOAT no championships for the Lakers in the last 15 years, dude is a born winner.

Robert Horry logic.

yungbreezy
07-12-2012, 01:05 AM
Robert Horry logic.

Lol, trying to compare a role player to a superstar. Reach harder kid.

JoshSelby
07-12-2012, 01:10 AM
Lol, trying to compare a role player to a superstar. Reach harder kid.
Only time Kobe has ever been the superstar of his own team was during the Kwame Brown years. Corey Maggette has been the best player on his team for more seasons than Kobe. Strong "superstar".

yungbreezy
07-12-2012, 01:13 AM
Only time Kobe has ever been the superstar of his own team was during the Kwame Brown years. Corey Maggette has been the best player on his team for more seasons than Kobe. Strong "superstar".

http://i.imgur.com/yxU7z.jpg

JoshSelby
07-12-2012, 01:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/yxU7z.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5Sacz.png

yungbreezy
07-12-2012, 01:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5Sacz.png

I'm like the Terminator bitch, I can't be killed.

scoops555
07-12-2012, 01:39 AM
OP, goats gonna goat

RubberDuckyBrah
07-12-2012, 02:05 AM
Klutch Kobe

FAH_Q
07-12-2012, 02:36 AM
Brb 4 years ago lol
Brb stop living in the past
Brb no one is going to be "too scared to shoot" this time

SlipperyGypsy
07-12-2012, 02:52 AM
It was a great clutch performance but thats the problem with people who praise Kobe so heavily, they forget that a few 4th quarter baskets doesn't make a game and conveniently forget that he didnt even shoot over 50% (never does) vs Euro league players whilst calling him GOAT and saying he was on another level even though Wade played a better full game.

I love Kobe and LeBron, theyre both legends of the modern era. But just because you like one and not the other doesn't mean you have to spam posts highlighting the positives of one player and negatives of the other. Its pathetic, go for a team, not a player.

LargePeter
07-12-2012, 03:11 AM
brb Lewhistle shoots 60% from the field. By bull rushing and making lay ups
brb of course if you're a jump shooter you're gonna have a lower FG%
brb that Selby phaggot has proven nothing and is still mad

LargePeter
07-12-2012, 03:16 AM
27 pts on 75 % shooting and Kobe was the MVP of that game? How so?

brb MVP is also the best scorer
brb explain Steve Nash

JoshSelby
07-12-2012, 03:18 AM
brb Lewhistle shoots 60% from the field. By bull rushing and making lay ups
brb of course if you're a jump shooter you're gonna have a lower FG%
brb that Selby phaggot has proven nothing and is still mad
So Kobe can only shoot 32% against poverty teams. BRB 0-8 against Angola.

Lol the fact that LeGOAT is a more skilled player and can take it to the hoop rather than being forced to settle for fadeaway contested jumpers and you Kobe nuthuggers accept it but use it as a criticism of LeGOAT is pushing the boundaries of common sense. Kobe didn't even have the best game for someone that played his own position that game. Dude can't play D. He can't score efficiently. He is a blackhole that refuses to pass to better teammates. It's the US OLYMPIC team. There are players better than Kobe there, deal with it. Kobe is a top 25, 30 player in the league. He should be grateful he made the team, but let the better players do the work.

LargePeter
07-12-2012, 04:26 AM
So Kobe can only shoot 32% against poverty teams. BRB 0-8 against Angola.

Lol the fact that LeGOAT is a more skilled player and can take it to the hoop rather than being forced to settle for fadeaway contested jumpers and you Kobe nuthuggers accept it but use it as a criticism of LeGOAT is pushing the boundaries of common sense. Kobe didn't even have the best game for someone that played his own position that game. Dude can't play D. He can't score efficiently. He is a blackhole that refuses to pass to better teammates. It's the US OLYMPIC team. There are players better than Kobe there, deal with it. Kobe is a top 25, 30 player in the league. He should be grateful he made the team, but let the better players do the work.

Yeah, because putting on a world beating performance against Angola is the mark of a GOAT ball player.

brb leading the Lakers in assists every year for the past 10
brb playing the role of a jump shooter when there are forwards to attack the basket
brb top 3 of all time, all said and done, because basketball is more than box scores

JoshSelby
07-12-2012, 05:00 AM
Yeah, because putting on a world beating performance against Angola is the mark of a GOAT ball player.

brb leading the Lakers in assists every year for the past 10
brb playing the role of a jump shooter when there are forwards to attack the basket
brb top 3 of all time, all said and done, because basketball is more than box scores
Oh ok but if LeGOAT ever put up phaggot numbers like Kobe against Angola that'd be a different story.

BRB fraudulent claims. Ramon Sessions, Lamar Odom, and Gary Payton have led the team in assists.
BRB triangle offense through Kobe means other players don't get to touch the ball
BRB failing as a jump shooter. Can't get to the basket and finish anyways.
BRB top 3 already occupied by LeGOAT, Jordan and Magic. Top 10 occupied by Shaq, Olajuwon, Duncan, Robertson, Chamberlain, Kareem, Bird, and the Admiral.
BRB not even a top 5 Laker all time, barely, if even a top 10 SG all time
BRB not even a top 20 player in the game today. Chuckers gonna chuck, modern day Jerry Stackhouse.

lsiberian
07-12-2012, 05:59 AM
Yeah, because putting on a world beating performance against Angola is the mark of a GOAT ball player.

brb leading the Lakers in assists every year for the past 10
brb playing the role of a jump shooter when there are forwards to attack the basket
brb top 3 of all time, all said and done, because basketball is more than box scores

Major lolz. Yeah beating Angola is the mark of a true Champion.

GooBaaa
07-12-2012, 08:33 AM
lol boxscore phaggots in here

Gator286
07-12-2012, 08:35 AM
lol boxscore phaggots in here

And people who watched the game at 2 am that night, and saw kobe taking too many shots.

ITT people who only remember the last few minutes of the game (and they should remember Wade doing really well too in that same time span)

Pretty far cry from "Kobe CARRIED the team"

YesWayNoWeigh
07-12-2012, 08:38 AM
lol michael redd and tayshawn prince

JoshSelby
07-12-2012, 08:51 AM
lol michael redd and tayshawn prince
At least when they were chucking it was only 3-5 minutes per game. Kobe was going full retard 25 minutes a game every game.

businesslawbrah
07-12-2012, 08:57 AM
At least when they were chucking it was only 3-5 minutes per game. Kobe was going full retard 25 minutes a game every game.

Full retard = 5 rings

Kobe Goat Bryant goat'ing

EatSheatRepeat
07-12-2012, 09:08 AM
And people who watched the game at 2 am that night, and saw kobe taking too many shots.

ITT people who only remember the last few minutes of the game (and they should remember Wade doing really well too in that same time span)

Pretty far cry from "Kobe CARRIED the team"

This.

lol at being non-existent in every match and the first three quarters of this one, then come and hit a few baskets and you 'carried' the team.

AlexWeston
07-12-2012, 10:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NkcqF.jpg

Lols....kobe=god

JoshSelby
07-17-2012, 06:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FUmKe.png

lol

EatSheatRepeat
07-17-2012, 06:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FUmKe.png

lol

Kobe with 3 more field goal attempts than points.

GOATS gonna GOAT.