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SP1966
06-23-2012, 12:36 PM
This made me laugh! How will she ever procreate?

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/238/423/a4e.jpg

Karl_Hungus
06-23-2012, 12:38 PM
I think they were overly generous with 2/10.

Sami76
06-23-2012, 12:47 PM
It must suck to be her. So unbangable and all. (What? By Monk?) LOL

itsagoodday
06-23-2012, 12:49 PM
That awkward moment when you realize you're a -62,473 / 10.

;)

crupiea
06-23-2012, 12:50 PM
funny how they failed to mention her obviously pointy elbows.

Sami76
06-23-2012, 12:53 PM
funny how they failed to mention her obviously pointy elbows.

Ah, the dreaded pointy elbows! Why DO some people get them? (I'm one. :()

AV7X
06-23-2012, 12:55 PM
I think they were overly generous with 2/10.

lmaooo

Sami76
06-23-2012, 12:56 PM
And what's up with that humongous bow in the back of her panties? Does it double as some sort of safety device? There's a fine line between decorative and over the top, me thinks.

danap3681
06-23-2012, 01:02 PM
Ah, the dreaded pointy elbows! Why DO some people get them? (I'm one. :()

I see that from your avi :) Have no fear... I have them as well. Just us lucky folks I guess. Works great when doing an elbow drop off the top rope!! YEAH!!!!

Sami76
06-23-2012, 01:05 PM
I see that from your avi :) Have no fear... I have them as well. Just us lucky folks I guess. Works great when doing an elbow drop off the top rope!! YEAH!!!!

Oh my gosh!! Pointy elbows are good for that kind of stuff. In high school, I hurt a girl sliding into base with my elbow. Elbow power lol!

pharmamarketer
06-23-2012, 01:05 PM
And that ass. It's too round and perky

Sami76
06-23-2012, 01:11 PM
And that ass. It's too round and perky

Yeah, bet she needs a toilet brush to to reach that big bum after a poop. LOL

This poor beautiful model..

Nikonguy
06-23-2012, 01:12 PM
brb, starting

2/10 Crew
Big Butt Bow Crew
Bra/panties Don't Match Crew
Pointy Elbow Fetish Crew

danap3681
06-23-2012, 01:16 PM
Oh my gosh!! Pointy elbows are good for that kind of stuff. In high school, I hurt a girl sliding into base with my elbow. Elbow power lol!Mine almost caused me to get suspended in 5th grade... we were coming back from the lunchroom & of course we were in single file line. We would always jump up & touch the top of the door jam. I jumped & when I came back down I elbowed the guy behind me & broke his nose. They spoke to his parents & they said not to punish me that we were all just being kids. :)

acrawlingchaos
06-23-2012, 01:17 PM
The womenz are just as guilty.



http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/291/721/846.jpg

danap3681
06-23-2012, 01:20 PM
The womenz are just as guilty.



http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/291/721/846.jpg

Forgot the keychain clipped to his belt loop... just gross!!

IronCharles
06-23-2012, 01:36 PM
[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/238/423/a4e.jpg[img]Know how I know the creator of this meme is ghey?

kenhorse
06-23-2012, 01:42 PM
and don't forget her hair that blond color, probably missing some chromosome

kenhorse
06-23-2012, 01:44 PM
The womenz are just as guilty.



http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/291/721/846.jpg
look at that wussy 6 pack abs really? how shallow does he think women are. says -5667942

kenhorse
06-23-2012, 01:46 PM
p.s. i might give her a mercy f$$k just cause i am a giving human being lol

GuyJin
06-23-2012, 03:33 PM
It's obvious the woman is not fit for procreation but at the same time, as a red-blooded member of the human (male) race, I would do my duty, distasteful as it may be, and go for Old Glory with her. It would be mean, nasty, and probably take a long time to get everything right--I hate pointy elbows--but this is for our future, nay, the collective future of all humanity.

I do not want to disappoint.

:)

kimm4
06-23-2012, 03:39 PM
Mismatched bra and panties (wtf at the bows??) makes me rage...:)

mslman71
06-23-2012, 03:42 PM
Okay, well, my standards are low, so I'll take this one...

GymPolice
06-23-2012, 04:02 PM
ewwwww gross.

danap3681
06-23-2012, 04:04 PM
(wtf at the bows??)It is the girlie girl thang! She needs to have barbed wire or razor wire :)

SP1966
06-23-2012, 04:08 PM
Mismatched bra and panties (wtf at the bows??) makes me rage...:)

We've been programmed to untie the bow prior to unwrapping our presents...

kimm4
06-23-2012, 04:09 PM
It is the girlie girl thang! She needs to have barbed wire or razor wire :)

Bows, flowers and all that cute stuff is sweet...if you're under the age of 5. :)

cowboybiker
06-23-2012, 04:15 PM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/291/170/998.jpg

Karl_Hungus
06-23-2012, 04:44 PM
Ok ... are we as a society so shallow that we can't see past a person's looks? What about inner beauty? Or is that an antiquated concept that is bludgeoned to death on the alter of youth and beauty? The previous posts have all established that this woman could give a warthog the dry heaves .. we all know it ... In fact, after looking at the pic, I have to wait at least another hour to eat dinner so that my queasy stomach can settle. But I still say it is wrong. This woman's inner light may be bright enough to blind even the purest among us. So, let us free ourselves from the superficial bonds of the physical, and look beyond this simple collection of hideous body parts to the lovely person within.

SP1966
06-23-2012, 04:49 PM
Ok ... are we as a society so shallow that we can't see past a person's looks? What about inner beauty? Or is that an antiquated concept that is bludgeoned to death on the alter of youth and beauty? The previous posts have all established that this woman could give a warthog the dry heaves .. we all know it ... In fact, after looking at the pic, I have to wait at least another hour to eat dinner so that my queasy stomach can settle. But I still say it is wrong. This woman's inner light may be bright enough to blind even the purest among us. So, let us free ourselves from the superficial bonds of the physical, and look beyond this simple collection of hideous body parts to the lovely person within.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/spring-thomas-gives-you-the-finger-375x500.jpg

Not even with your dick, of course I would have to impale your angus and a ten foot poll, but not even then!

Karl_Hungus
06-23-2012, 04:51 PM
^^ Well that was just plain rude!

SP1966
06-23-2012, 04:52 PM
^^ Well that was just plain rude!

You didn't like the banner add?

StressMonkey
06-23-2012, 06:29 PM
I lol'ed at 'call the fire marshal'.

drudixon
06-23-2012, 08:08 PM
She's so nasty I'd definitely have to try to donkey punch and dirty sanchez her... maybe go for the full-on steamboat

kenhorse
06-23-2012, 08:19 PM
It's obvious the woman is not fit for procreation but at the same time, as a red-blooded member of the human (male) race, I would do my duty, distasteful as it may be, and go for Old Glory with her. It would be mean, nasty, and probably take a long time to get everything right--I hate pointy elbows--but this is for our future, nay, the collective future of all humanity.

I do not want to disappoint.

:)
way to take 1 for the team

acrawlingchaos
06-23-2012, 08:46 PM
I wouldn't worry about it.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/240/561/744.jpg

Dave1958
06-24-2012, 07:22 AM
We like what we like, but fat goes clear to the bone

tmonkey
06-24-2012, 04:25 PM
yep - nasty

http://www.hiblarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/StacyKeibler.jpg

pharmamarketer
06-24-2012, 04:29 PM
yep - nasty

http://www.hiblarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/StacyKeibler.jpg

Gross. You should be banned

tmonkey
06-24-2012, 04:33 PM
Gross. You should be banned


i agree :D

http://stacykeibler435.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/g3.jpg

Bando
06-24-2012, 05:07 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQW6uU2-ZqZezHwsVMgkxHrp8r7MU-yCJJ1fNydWjGUfF-UBpo2

GuyJin
06-25-2012, 01:03 AM
^^^^^Bando, that is just WRONG!

IronCharles
06-25-2012, 01:24 AM
Ewwww..... what is he doing to that poor pillow! :eek:

discdoggie
06-25-2012, 04:21 AM
The womenz are just as guilty.



http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/291/721/846.jpg

Would never bang a dude that wears jewelry. (Except a wedding ring.) Dudes that wear necklaces and bracelets are (or at least look) ghey. Don't even get me started on non-wedding rings.

But I do dig underarm hair. Theirs AND mine.



Not joking; 100% srs

itsagoodday
06-25-2012, 07:08 AM
Would never bang a dude that wears jewelry. (Except a wedding ring.)

Discdoggie only bangs guys who wear a wedding ring. That's wrong on SO many levels, discdoggie!

:p

discdoggie
06-25-2012, 07:54 AM
Discdoggie only bangs guys who wear a wedding ring. That's wrong on SO many levels, discdoggie!

:p

Rephrase: a wedding band (a certain wristwatches) are the only pieces of jewelry on a dude that don't look totally ghey. :D

mslman71
06-25-2012, 08:03 AM
Rephrase: a wedding band (a certain wristwatches) are the only pieces of jewelry on a dude that don't look totally ghey. :D

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/photos/bling/11.jpg

DD, don't be hatin'

acrawlingchaos
06-25-2012, 08:14 AM
I would wear jewelry if I wouldn't keep losing it. My sunglasses are hard enough to keep track of. DD.... under hair arm is sexy? I suppose there is no accounting for taste...

danap3681
06-25-2012, 08:32 AM
http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/photos/bling/11.jpg

DD, don't be hatin'
Mr T ain't got nothin' on him! Someone needs to tell him you are not supposed to mix silver with gold. OR platinum, or gold plated, whichever? Just downright tacky!


My sunglasses are hard enough to keep track of. Same problem... I know they aren't attractive for women to wear but I had to get some Cablz for mine.

discdoggie
06-25-2012, 09:38 AM
http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/photos/bling/11.jpg

DD, don't be hatin'


Who's hatin? Take him out in the sun and melt that **** down for cash!

I would wear jewelry if I wouldn't keep losing it. My sunglasses are hard enough to keep track of. DD.... under hair arm is sexy? I suppose there is no accounting for taste...

sunglasses =sexy. My dog eats mine. :(

It's not so much that the hair itself is sexy, but the deliberate removal of it (man-scaping/primping) is UNsexy and...well, ghey. Please. Dudes should be dudes. Primping and preening is OUR domain.


Although I do personally miss my own underarm hair, yes. Actually, it WAS sexy and having it didn't hurt me one little bit. ;)

mslman71
06-25-2012, 09:43 AM
Who's hatin? Take him out in the sun and melt that **** down for cash!


I don't think tinfoil and ground glass is all that valuable.

discdoggie
06-25-2012, 09:47 AM
I don't think tinfoil and ground glass is all that valuable.

^^^^ I LOL'd. :)

Oceanside
06-25-2012, 11:50 AM
Don't even get me started

find your own "schtick"..


that ones taken !

V-240
06-25-2012, 06:14 PM
Rephrase: a wedding band (a certain wristwatches) are the only pieces of jewelry on a dude that don't look totally ghey. :D

What about dog tags?

I still have mine from the Navy.

Oceanside
06-25-2012, 07:16 PM
What about dog tags?

I still have mine from the Navy.

I'm still bummed I lost mine and it's been 25 years...

pvsampson
06-25-2012, 08:18 PM
brb, starting

2/10 Crew
Big Butt Bow Crew
Bra/panties Don't Match Crew
Pointy Elbow Fetish Crew

F#cken LOL!

pvsampson
06-25-2012, 08:25 PM
It's not so much that the hair itself is sexy, but the deliberate removal of it (man-scaping/primping) is UNsexy and...well, ghey. Please. Dudes should be dudes.


Halleluja!

trev71
06-26-2012, 05:27 AM
http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/photos/bling/11.jpg

All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Be Angered
^^ Fixed.

** This is not a Pirate, Clearly A Fake **

- No parrot
- No scraggly hair
- No beard... HELLO... no freaking beard..
- No apparent scurvy
- His crew seems healthy, not to mention not miserable
- No parrot
- Booty appears worthless
- No apparent wounds from kick @ss sword fights
- Sweat on the next indicates nervousness, real pirates laugh and don't get nervous
- No parrot
- Appears a tad bit limp wristed
- Pirates don't put silly alligator pictures on their shirts
- No sea visable
- I still can't find the god darn parrot
- Pirate's peace sign would be the white flag, but they don't use white flags, they use flags with skulls n bones... I don't see a flag with skulls n bones
- Napkins, real pirates use dirty cloths to wipe their faces with, the white rag he is holding is not pirate-like
- Where is the pirate hat..
- Big shouldered vest/cloak/shirt is missing, you know, the one the parrot would normally perch itself upon if he was a real pirate

I rest my case, court dismissed.

trev71
06-26-2012, 05:30 AM
This made me laugh! How will she ever procreate?

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/238/423/a4e.jpg

Apparently I need to overhaul my standards.

discdoggie
06-26-2012, 05:33 AM
What about dog tags?

I still have mine from the Navy.

Dog tags do not look ghey. But wearing them anywhere outside of active duty kinda is.

acrawlingchaos
06-26-2012, 11:45 AM
Dog tags do not look ghey. But wearing them anywhere outside of active duty kinda is.After 4 yrs of service, I was really attached to my tags. I wore them for a few yrs after I was out. To this day, I still can't let my hair grow out and still sport the high and tight.

wedjim
06-26-2012, 05:32 PM
She is WAAAAAYYYY to tan also, prefer a more natural milky tone.

And the dude, obviously loses stuff and can't even be trusted with a "normal" key ring on his keys, needs a clip.

Two sad peeps, let's hope they never have kids! UGGGHHHHH the horror!

MattRage
06-27-2012, 04:07 PM
i dont even

V-240
06-27-2012, 09:15 PM
After 4 yrs of service, I was really attached to my tags. I wore them for a few yrs after I was out. To this day, I still can't let my hair grow out and still sport the high and tight.

I did, too... For about a year! But they became a safety hazard with my civilian job. Who knew little metal chains and tags could conduct electricity so well? :eek:

discdoggie
06-27-2012, 09:27 PM
I did, too... For about a year! But they became a safety hazard with my civilian job. Who knew little metal chains and tags could conduct electricity so well? :eek:all

I'll make an exception for you and chaos. :)

Actually I meant decorative jewelry. As in, trying to look pretty/fancy. Functional pieces (wedding rings, watches, military tags) do not apply. :)

MichaelCJ
06-28-2012, 01:05 AM
How will she ever procreate?This is not relevant to my interests.

But yanno, I might of let her blow me, if not for those real breasts getting in the way!capslcokSHIfTalt(huh?)!11! As it stands there are so many hotties with enormous perky fake tits I have to choose from why would I ever even.