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cowboybiker
06-20-2012, 10:03 AM
source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161294/Wesley-Warren-Jr-Man-100-pound-scrotum-REJECTS-free-1m-corrective-surgery.html#ixzz1yIRuMwOh

cliffs:
-guy has 100 lbs scrotum
-turns down free offer to correct it through surgery
-says scrotum has given him celebrity status
-scrotum so big that he has to pee on himself
-wears hoodie as pants to cover his enormous balls.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2161294-13ACC221000005DC-838_634x348.jpg
Fame: Wesley Warren Jr has been on the Howard Stern Show and Tosh.0 and has become a local celebrity because of his 100-pound scrotum

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2161294-13ACC6CB000005DC-507_634x351.jpg
Discomfort: Mr Warren cannot urinate like a normal man and must wear a hoodie for pants to conceal his enormous genitals

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2161294-13ACC5A4000005DC-602_634x344.jpg
Refusing treatment: Mr Warren turned down an offer by the Dr Oz Show to pay for the surgery because he didn't want to give up the rights to his story

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2161294-13ACC2ED000005DC-910_634x358.jpg
Basking in fame: Mr Warren said he didn't want to become a spectacle. But now, he seems to have embraced his celebrity

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2161294-13ACC717000005DC-894_634x349.jpg
Fear: Mr Warren said he is also afraid of dying on the operating table or losing his penis and his testicles if the complex procedure goes wrong

llahhsoj
06-20-2012, 10:19 AM
That dude must have strong legs.

SP1966
06-20-2012, 10:20 AM
That dude must have strong legs.

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danap3681
06-20-2012, 10:29 AM
That dude must have strong legs.

Good thing they are as long as they are. Would be horrible to get road rash and chaffing on such a huge sack of balls!!! Would have to install a skid plate on them bad boys!

cowboybiker
06-20-2012, 10:34 AM
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flairon
06-20-2012, 10:55 AM
Must have a steel belted jock strap for that.

And what good is the celebrity status? Is he going to be able to drive around in his new sportscar he recieves for being a celebrity? nope..nuts wont fit in the car. Is he going to get dates? Really? what female is going to want a piece of that. Who wants to be known as 'the big nut' guy? Average nuts get funky...those things must stank.

mtpockets
06-20-2012, 11:11 AM
Thats nuts!

pharmamarketer
06-20-2012, 11:18 AM
I heard him on Howard Stern about 4 months ago. A surgeon offered free care then. I guess he paased

Big_Sky_Guy
06-20-2012, 12:29 PM
Read the article.

Possible side effect of surgery: removing his penis and testicles if they cannot stop the bleeding from rebuilding the scrotum.

Tough choice.

Ed_Hitchens
06-20-2012, 12:33 PM
Mr Warren says he contracted it somehow when he hit his testicle with his own leg while turning in bed one morning.

O rly? Seems legit.

DubfromGA
06-20-2012, 12:42 PM
! Would have to install a skid plate on them bad boys!

LMAO.





Brb, pollishig ma skid plate.

phikappa
06-20-2012, 12:43 PM
That guy's got balls.

crupiea
06-20-2012, 01:26 PM
This is why they invented the internet!!

5 star thread!!

I will be in vegas this weekend. Imagine the misc picture potential!!

flairon
06-20-2012, 01:37 PM
source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161294/Wesley-Warren-Jr-Man-100-pound-scrotum-REJECTS-free-1m-corrective-surgery.html#ixzz1yIRuMwOh



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2161294-13ACC717000005DC-894_634x349.jpg

Hello Ladies...

Black Sunday
06-20-2012, 01:51 PM
I remember getting this one years ago. Guy uses them as a table and seat and has his own caddy to help carry them.

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danap3681
06-20-2012, 01:58 PM
I remember getting this one years ago. Guy uses them as a table and seat and has his own caddy to help carry them.

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I know this is a real medical issue but I LOL'd hard at this one. His skinny little legs. Then using them as a table to beat some corn or something on. HAHA! Seems like he can rig up some sort of buggy or cart and drive them around himself. Still funny as hell to me.

When he stood up... OWIE!!!!! Imagine how strong his skin must be to drag them things up off the floor!

flairon
06-20-2012, 02:21 PM
I guess he could put a little bonnet on them, wrap them in a blanket then push a stroller in front of him to haul his nuts around and pretend its a baby.



Daw...what a cute baby...can i give it a kiss?


Yes...yes you can.

llahhsoj
06-20-2012, 02:23 PM
This is why they invented the internet!!

5 star thread!!

I will be in vegas this weekend. Imagine the misc picture potential!!

In for video of you fake tripping over his balls! Do it for the MISC.

danap3681
06-20-2012, 02:35 PM
In for video of you fake tripping over his balls! Do it for the MISC.

^^^^I am in for this!

dungeonmistress
06-20-2012, 02:47 PM
PWl22VyUmvU

I was going to reference this episode but I see u have it covered. I don't know if he has a wife or girlfriend lol but if he does, she too may have a coat fashioned out of leftover scrotum skin if he decides to fix his testigoiter just like randy marsh gave his wife.

UnaChispita
06-20-2012, 02:57 PM
Wow! And I thought the English royal family had some big jewels!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiR30ksh8Qw

latebloomingmom
06-20-2012, 03:14 PM
came in here just to see who posted ac/dc...
herniated testicles...that guy is dragging his lower intestines really really low
I saw a milder case of this once when working in a nursing home.

litljay
06-20-2012, 03:25 PM
source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161294/Wesley-Warren-Jr-Man-100-pound-scrotum-REJECTS-free-1m-corrective-surgery.html#ixzz1yIRuMwOh


Refusing treatment: Mr Warren turned down an offer by the Dr Oz Show to pay for the surgery because he didn't want to give up the rights to his story



So, the Dr. Oz show wanted the rights to the story in trade for the surgery?

jmelanson
06-20-2012, 05:25 PM
Check out this guys deadlift or should I say nutlift!

http://jmelanson.smugmug.com/photos/1046741393_fjcpT-O.gif

llahhsoj
06-20-2012, 05:53 PM
Check out this guys deadlift or should I say nutlift!

http://jmelanson.smugmug.com/photos/1046741393_fjcpT-O.gif

Groce. I saw your 160 Lb. dip video. In a way, you had dangly nuts temporarily.

danap3681
06-20-2012, 05:57 PM
Check out this guys deadlift or should I say nutlift!

http://jmelanson.smugmug.com/photos/1046741393_fjcpT-O.gif

Black Sunday posted the entire vid earlier in the post... but yet again I find myself laughing !!!

crupiea
06-20-2012, 06:00 PM
you would think his legs would be bigger.

dem genetics work in odd ways

lloyd718
06-20-2012, 06:04 PM
Lmao.. And he's black

ugzilla
06-20-2012, 06:09 PM
http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best_animated_images_trippy.gif

V-240
06-20-2012, 06:11 PM
ffuuaarrkkk....

:eek:

pharmamarketer
06-20-2012, 06:12 PM
Someone had to put it here

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sy2502
06-20-2012, 06:18 PM
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/b_to_h/balls-hang_low.html

danap3681
06-20-2012, 06:22 PM
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/b_to_h/balls-hang_low.html

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew you would venture over here to see!

sy2502
06-20-2012, 06:25 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew you would venture over here to see!

Yes, and I wish now I could un-see it!

danap3681
06-20-2012, 06:27 PM
Yes, and I wish now I could un-see it!

I have seen it way too many times this evening!

chodan9
06-20-2012, 07:21 PM
100 pound scrotum


sound like a good name for an indy rock band

Karl_Hungus
06-20-2012, 07:46 PM
I bet when he goes on dates, he gets tired of chicks staring lustily at his balls ... "hey baby, my eyes are up here..."

FlaIronMind
06-20-2012, 08:07 PM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/schweddy-balls1.jpg

http://5.mshcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/schweddy-balls-flavor.jpg

pvsampson
06-20-2012, 08:11 PM
Just wondering if his sperm have grown proportionately in size.

Bloody things would be like snakes!!!!

FlaIronMind
06-20-2012, 08:19 PM
Just wondering if his sperm have grown proportionately in size.

Bloody things would be like snakes!!!!

Lulz. Or, for that matter, is this actually the testicles that have grown to that size or is it just a huge mass of tissue/scrotum?...a case of having normal sized testicles that are now similar to a chestnut bouncing about inside a big beach ball?

V-240
06-20-2012, 08:21 PM
I can't help but wonder, does he have to buy two seats when he travels by aeroplane?

:eek:

Black Sunday
06-20-2012, 08:23 PM
teabagging :eek: :eek:

V-240
06-20-2012, 08:47 PM
teabagging :eek: :eek:

GAHHH asdf


I can't help but wonder, does he have to buy two seats when he travels by aeroplane?

:eek:

Also, try putting THAT in an overhead compartment.

phikappa
06-20-2012, 10:48 PM
How do we know they weigh 100lbs? Who weighed those bad boys?

dungeonmistress
06-20-2012, 11:00 PM
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llahhsoj
06-22-2012, 01:30 PM
Just wondering if his sperm have grown proportionately in size.

Bloody things would be like snakes!!!!

I bet he could shoot enough to shampoo a small family of Bears!

cowboybiker
06-22-2012, 01:33 PM
I bet he could shoot enough to shampoo a small family of Bears!Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



thanks for the visual :mad:

waldopepper
06-22-2012, 08:52 PM
What's purple and comes in quarts?

This guy!!







http://jmelanson.smugmug.com/photos/1046741393_fjcpT-O.gif

pvsampson
06-22-2012, 11:23 PM
what's purple and comes in quarts?

This guy!!




^^^ lmfao!!

UnaChispita
06-22-2012, 11:28 PM
What's purple and comes in quarts?

This guy!!
http://jmelanson.smugmug.com/photos/1046741393_fjcpT-O.gif

Dear Lord,

I can't figure out how he can even walk with that...I mean won't it eventually tear and fall off if it gets too heavy??

I guess on a positive note, he never needs to carry his own lawn chair to a neighborhood bbq...

GuyJin
06-23-2012, 06:13 AM
This guy would not a good spotter make.

Still, it reminds me of the rap song. "To the windows, to the walls, to the sweat drips from my balls".

Skeet skeet....

:D