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businesslawbrah
06-17-2012, 04:03 PM
brb Lebron James, Ginoboli, Griffen to retire this summer

[David Stern just told Chuck on NBA tv]


http://newscomers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sadaamstern-246x300.jpg

TSTBrah
06-17-2012, 04:05 PM
LeBron doesn't even flop, umad? inb4 4 gif's as proof

goodnight sweet harden

*DH*
06-17-2012, 04:08 PM
In b4 Wade average's 11 ppg

thefederalist
06-17-2012, 04:13 PM
LeBron doesn't even flop, umad? inb4 4 gif's as proof

goodnight sweet harden

this. only way he's worth max money is if he averages a double double in points and flops

PhiGreens
06-17-2012, 04:14 PM
he has said that many times now. Harden and Wade are gonna be screwed next season.

AreolaBorealis
06-17-2012, 04:14 PM
lulz wats he gonna say next we're gonna stop rigging

businesslawbrah
06-17-2012, 04:15 PM
LeBron doesn't even flop, umad? inb4 4 gif's as proof



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businesslawbrah
06-17-2012, 04:16 PM
lulz wats he gonna say next we're gonna stop rigging

have you stopped beating your wife?










































thats a clown question, bro

Ruby3
06-17-2012, 04:43 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UumoruD9E4s/TyZ7BJZxdUI/AAAAAAAAKuo/_kHnMeYz7r8/s1600/BlakeGriffinKia4.png

AirCanada
06-17-2012, 04:44 PM
LeBron doesn't even flop, umad? inb4 4 gif's as proof

goodnight sweet harden

http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lebron-flop-3.gif
http://cjzero.com/gifs/LBJFlop1.gif
http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebron-flop-2.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1115960/lebronflop2.gif

(Lebron doesn't flop and proof that he does doesn't count...idiot).

gentao
06-17-2012, 04:46 PM
Goodnight sweet 76ers

lolgreg
06-17-2012, 04:50 PM
inb4 Clippers are forced to relocate

businesslawbrah
06-18-2012, 06:39 AM
Anyone else catch Stern on the halftime report....Dude has gone full Dictator mode;

brb I'm not leaving my Commissioner job anytime soon.
brb I've been in the NBA workforce since the 70's
brb I make the rules, obey or I'll basketball reasons your azz!


















































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Moody72
06-18-2012, 06:55 AM
He will be highly ridiculed if he doesn't do something highly effective this off-season to back up his claims. Goodnight sweet Wade

samarrand
06-18-2012, 07:12 AM
Refs should be suspended as well.

During games, there should be a ref who can give a Technical to a Ref for a bad call.

SpartacusNYC
06-18-2012, 07:14 AM
Is he also going to allow physical play?

Guys get two free throws anytime they drive the lane. If you breathe on D-Whistle, you're getting a foul.

camaleom
06-18-2012, 07:33 AM
He will be highly ridiculed if he doesn't do something highly effective this off-season to back up his claims. Goodnight sweet Wade

suspend the guy 15 games per flop... /problem fixed

Workout4ever
06-18-2012, 07:51 AM
lol at adding Lebron, he almost never flops

chris paul , blake griffin, and ginobli flop on every single play

big difference

StrongM477
06-18-2012, 08:14 AM
good night sweet harden

Machuka
06-18-2012, 08:24 AM
LeBron doesn't even flop, umad? inb4 4 gif's as proof

goodnight sweet harden


good night sweet harden

goodnight sweet Harden



I don't think Harden tries to make the basket when he gets fouled or goes for fouls.

HairyScandinavian
06-18-2012, 08:34 AM
goodnight sweet Harden



I don't think Harden tries to make the basket when he gets fouled or goes for fouls.

Half the time he has no intent of making a basket, he purposely sticks his arms way out in front of him baiting for slappage knowing damn well he's going to lose the ball but banking on a whistle. At least when Ginobili draws contact he's got the ball wrapped up like a mother hanging on to a newborn baby and he's attempting to make a shot. Reminds me of a shot last night, I think it was Chalmers pump faked and the defender went airborn but Chalmers stepped to the side and sunk the jumpshot whereas Wade would have jumped into the defender and yelled while flailing his arms, then bitched out the ref for not blowing the whistle quickly enough.

R.Cranium
06-18-2012, 08:51 AM
Half the time he has no intent of making a basket, he purposely sticks his arms way out in front of him baiting for slappage knowing damn well he's going to lose the ball but banking on a whistle. At least when Ginobili draws contact he's got the ball wrapped up like a mother hanging on to a newborn baby and he's attempting to make a shot. Reminds me of a shot last night, I think it was Chalmers pump faked and the defender went airborn but Chalmers stepped to the side and sunk the jumpshot whereas Wade would have jumped into the defender and yelled while flailing his arms, then bitched out the ref for not blowing the whistle quickly enough.

Harden is so similar to a younger Ginobili it's scary. Both have left-handed, unorthodox games. Great at slashing to the hoop, always seem to hit big shots, but my god...they flop all over the court. Even the same style of flopping, with the head flailing everywhere.

waytoodeep03
06-18-2012, 08:54 AM
We need some Divac/ Varajaeo Flops ITT

OrangeOcelot
06-18-2012, 10:00 AM
We need some Divac/ Varajaeo Flops ITT

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Am I doing it right?

gsxtreme1987
06-18-2012, 10:23 AM
http://donttrysohard.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/shaq-pwns-chris-dudley.gif



Am I doing it right?

lawl

J2BDifferent
06-18-2012, 10:36 AM
Technical fouls and fines should be assessed for flopping.

thefederalist
06-18-2012, 10:41 AM
Harden is so similar to a younger Ginobili it's scary. Both have left-handed, unorthodox games. Great at slashing to the hoop, always seem to hit big shots, but my god...they flop all over the court. Even the same style of flopping, with the head flailing everywhere.

ginobili is a much better player imo.

first of all, harden carries the ball so much it's not even funny. it's like he's flipping pancakes out there.

second, he made three huge errors late in the game last night. TO on the wild pass to Durant, blocking foul on lbj and the turnover in the paint after carrying the ball yet again.

Workout4ever
06-18-2012, 10:51 AM
http://donttrysohard.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/shaq-pwns-chris-dudley.gif



Am I doing it right?

did the officials call anything on shaq?

HairyScandinavian
06-18-2012, 10:56 AM
ginobili is a much better player imo.

first of all, harden carries the ball so much it's not even funny. it's like he's flipping pancakes out there.

second, he made three huge errors late in the game last night. TO on the wild pass to Durant, blocking foul on lbj and the turnover in the paint after carrying the ball yet again.

For me it's about intent. Harden drives with intent to draw a foul and flops to make it happen, hands way out in front, etc... Manu drives with intent to make a basket with the ball wrapped up tightly in a death grip and then flops after being hit. Same as the Wade example I posted earlier, when you jump IN to a defender your intent is not to make a basket the intent is to get a whistle and IMO the NBA should NOT ever reward the intent to do anything other than put the ball through the hoop since that's what the damn game is all about. Also it seems to me Manu has been doing less flopping lately, perhaps the reputation got to him and he decided to give it a rest.

namean
06-18-2012, 11:59 AM
http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lebron-flop-3.gif
http://cjzero.com/gifs/LBJFlop1.gif
http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebron-flop-2.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1115960/lebronflop2.gif

(Lebron doesn't flop and proof that he does doesn't count...idiot).Career suicide
Goodnight sweet James legacy

montecarlo
06-18-2012, 12:12 PM
fine/suspend refs everytime they call such bs.

HoustonMiscer
06-18-2012, 12:18 PM
good night sweet euro players

SoccerMuscle5
06-18-2012, 12:19 PM
Lebrick flops more than anyone else and its the worst because he is big enough to actually take the contact. He looks ridic.

sydneyalysse
06-18-2012, 12:24 PM
Lebrick flops more than anyone else and its the worst because he is big enough to actually take the contact. He looks ridic.
then he would get no calls no matter how hard you foul him

di3s3l28
06-18-2012, 12:26 PM
For me it's about intent. Harden drives with intent to draw a foul and flops to make it happen, hands way out in front, etc... Manu drives with intent to make a basket with the ball wrapped up tightly in a death grip and then flops after being hit. Same as the Wade example I posted earlier, when you jump IN to a defender your intent is not to make a basket the intent is to get a whistle and IMO the NBA should NOT ever reward the intent to do anything other than put the ball through the hoop since that's what the damn game is all about. Also it seems to me Manu has been doing less flopping lately, perhaps the reputation got to him and he decided to give it a rest.

Maybe it's also because Manu is an older player now and more matured?
Flopping to the point where you contact the ground can also take a toll on your body, our HS coaches used to have us practice taking charges and exaggerating the movements to get calls. Mybodywasnotready.jpg

HairyScandinavian
06-18-2012, 12:31 PM
Maybe it's also because Manu is an older player now and more matured?
Flopping to the point where you contact the ground can also take a toll on your body, our HS coaches used to have us practice taking charges and exaggerating the movements to get calls. Mybodywasnotready.jpg

Maybe, I dunno though because Manu and especially TP hit the ground all the time just in their normal course of play because they get off balance even if nobody touches them. Not flops, it just seems to be part of their follow through sometimes LOL. I figure rather than land awkwardly and blow out a knee they prefer to slide across the ground on their back. I wouldn't want to take charges from anyone in the NBA, that **** can't be comfortable.

gbkxbb
06-18-2012, 01:08 PM
Career suicide
Goodnight sweet James legacy

Is the one against the Mavs real life?

OrangeOcelot
06-18-2012, 01:30 PM
did the officials call anything on shaq?

I think Dudley actually got a technical because he got up and threw the ball at Shaq.

Maximum trolling!

RWC5113
06-18-2012, 02:13 PM
Goodnight sweet 76ers
wait wat

ToolTime2120
06-18-2012, 02:16 PM
http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lebron-flop-3.gif
http://cjzero.com/gifs/LBJFlop1.gif
http://www.sportsgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lebron-flop-2.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1115960/lebronflop2.gif

(Lebron doesn't flop and proof that he does doesn't count...idiot).

and ppl want to compare him to the all time greats with this garbage

FutureStern
06-18-2012, 02:19 PM
lmfao at people hating on Lebron when he barely flops. The fact you guys need to post gifs from a year ago is just lol.

BRB James Harden flops everytime he drives to the basket

bking10
06-18-2012, 02:36 PM
did the officials call anything on shaq?

he got a tech, but so did Dudley when he grabs the ball and chucks it at Shaq lol

DubstepDealer
06-18-2012, 02:39 PM
and ppl want to compare him to the all time greats with this garbage

http://i.imgur.com/yLTPH.jpg

HairyScandinavian
06-18-2012, 03:10 PM
and ppl want to compare him to the all time greats with this garbage

Not very Jordanesque eh?

jimbogr
06-18-2012, 03:11 PM
Maybe, I dunno though because Manu and especially TP hit the ground all the time just in their normal course of play because they get off balance even if nobody touches them. Not flops, it just seems to be part of their follow through sometimes LOL. I figure rather than land awkwardly and blow out a knee they prefer to slide across the ground on their back. I wouldn't want to take charges from anyone in the NBA, that **** can't be comfortable.

Tony Parker literally hits the ground every time he does a layup. He's spreading the cancer to neal also