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FarmerPalmer
06-15-2012, 09:00 PM
My son and daughter post here and I have some news that I though you would all be interested in since you are all internet buddies. I'm not the best typster so when I have some time I will fill you all in. You will all be flabbergasted at the events that have unfolded I assure you.

dbx
06-15-2012, 09:01 PM
My son and daughter post here and I have some news that I though you would all be interested in since you are all internet buddies. I'm not the best typster so when I have some time I will fill you all in. You will all be flabbergasted at the events that have unfolded I assure you.

Can't wait!




























GTFO!














No, seriously, gtfo.

cowboybiker
06-15-2012, 09:03 PM
hello FarmerPalmer and welcome to the bb.com ov35 misc section. Here you will find a wealth of good posts, and the motivation you will need to succeed in reaching your goals.

This is by far the most mature section on the board, and contains the best information/advice on the net.

sit back, relax, and enjoy your time here in the misc section.

your best bet, as a newbie is to PM a member named "BOZZ" and ask for reps. This will result in a flurry of information PM'd directly to you aimed at assisting in your goals.

V-240
06-15-2012, 09:06 PM
http://www.dailyfundose.net/wp-content/uploads/Skateboarding-Fail-.Gif.gif

FarmerPalmer
06-15-2012, 09:26 PM
OK, just emailed BOZZ and asked for reps. Will wait for response.

mslman71
06-15-2012, 09:58 PM
http://www.tantraman.net/smilies_files/BeatDeadHorse2.gif

dungeonmistress
06-15-2012, 09:59 PM
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q514/Hysmofyteligok/Gifs%20and%20sparkly%20stuff/1275389857_naked-gun-facepalm.gif

kimm4
06-15-2012, 10:03 PM
yawn...

latebloomingmom
06-15-2012, 10:07 PM
what kind of story is this anyhow
supposed to start like this:
once upon a time in a land far, far away there live a ........

Lou1se
06-15-2012, 10:14 PM
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/funny-gifs-work-it-girl.gif

My first GIF!!!!! :D :D :D

So proud :`)

mslman71
06-15-2012, 10:17 PM
My first GIF!!!!! :D :D :D


Well, it looks like you've, uh, definitely put on some size since your AVI was taken.



:D

I keeed I keeed

latebloomingmom
06-15-2012, 10:19 PM
that girl is very.............................bouncy:)

cowboybiker
06-15-2012, 10:21 PM
My first GIF!!!!! :D :D :D

So proud :`)First gif reps.

GodMadeDirt
06-15-2012, 10:38 PM
http://www.dailyfundose.net/wp-content/uploads/Skateboarding-Fail-.Gif.gifDid the earth suddenly tilt on its axis? wtf happened there?


http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/funny-gifs-work-it-girl.gif

My first GIF!!!!! :D :D :D

So proud :`)Great gif...measely reps coming your way

cowboybiker
06-15-2012, 10:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/g7qfx.gif

FarmerPalmer
06-15-2012, 11:05 PM
This has just got bigger then I ever imagined. This will literally change the OV35 misc section forever. Due to contract reasons I can't post the document until after 2 am EST. Thank you all for you patience.

cowboybiker
06-15-2012, 11:08 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-gifs-maday-heavy-trolling.gif

mixbwoy
06-15-2012, 11:12 PM
https://whyweprotest.net/asset-proxy/3bdb7c4b8e56beca345ef68bcf8a3c969d6090fa/687474703a2f2f696d616765732e742d6e6174696f6e2e636f 6d2f666f72756d5f696d616765732f652f342f65343030665f 4f5249472d6865795f677579735f77686174735f676f696e67 5f6f6e5f7468726561642e6a7067/http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/e/4/e400f_ORIG-hey_guys_whats_going_on_thread.jpg

GuyJin
06-16-2012, 01:41 AM
Farmer couldn't f**k his cow so he decided to come and f**k with us.

:D

Karl_Hungus
06-16-2012, 01:49 AM
First gif reps.

First gif negs for posting something I can't un-see.

GuyJin
06-16-2012, 02:11 AM
BTM has returned from saving the world.

The international man of mystery is actually a farmer. Who'd have thunk it?

pharmamarketer
06-16-2012, 05:17 AM
OK, just emailed BOZZ and asked to be negged. Will wait for response.

here you go.

latebloomingmom
06-16-2012, 10:18 AM
wendy palmer, susie palmer, steve palmer, rosy palmer, farmer palmer...its the whole palmer family:(

FarmerPalmer
06-16-2012, 11:11 AM
ezralevant.com/U%20of%20C%20demand%20letter.pdf

Smelly bull
06-16-2012, 11:49 AM
wendy palmer, susie palmer, steve palmer, rosy palmer, farmer palmer...its the whole palmer family:(

I suspect this family tree is more like a stick...

IronCharles
06-16-2012, 11:57 AM
I suspect this family tree is more like a stick...And guess who got the short end of it? ;)

tmonkey
06-16-2012, 12:31 PM
First gif reps.




Great gif...measely reps coming your way

x 2



This has just got bigger then I ever imagined. This will literally change the OV35 misc section forever. Due to contract reasons I can't post the document until after 2 am EST. Thank you all for you patience.

in - and i can hardly wait



hummmm.... or can I?

Dave76
06-16-2012, 12:34 PM
This has just got bigger then I ever imagined. This will literally change the OV35 misc section forever. Due to contract reasons I can't post the document until after 2 am EST. Thank you all for you patience.
Ok, the deadline has come and gone. I'm getting a little tired of refreshing the page looking for the earth shattering news. Please end the suspense.

Edit: Silly me, I see the problem. You said "EST". It's daylight savings time right now, so I still have to wait a few minutes. Sorry to rush you.

chodan9
06-16-2012, 12:38 PM
ezralevant.com/U%20of%20C%20demand%20letter.pdf
not relevant to anything
anywhere
ever

mtpockets
06-16-2012, 12:49 PM
As a troll, FarmerPalmer is outstanding in his field.

YakisobaPalmer
06-16-2012, 01:54 PM
Bad news all around. Farmer Palmer was about to press send to post the documents on here when his acreage was raided and he was taken away and detained. During the tussle his computer fell off his desk and landed in a vat of acid so the document is lost. Fortunately minutes before, he sent me a copy here in Japan, I will be posting it later on today due to restrictions here. I hope no one has been inconvenienced.

mslman71
06-16-2012, 02:31 PM
Bad news all around. Farmer Palmer was about to press send to post the documents on here when his acreage was raided and he was taken away and detained. During the tussle his computer fell off his desk and landed in a vat of acid so the document is lost. Fortunately minutes before, he sent me a copy here in Japan, I will be posting it later on today due to restrictions here. I hope no one has been inconvenienced.

http://medias.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Its-magic....gif

latebloomingmom
06-16-2012, 03:10 PM
oh for crying out loud......you bore the sh*t out of me..

GuyJin
06-16-2012, 03:28 PM
Ah'm waitin', ah said ah'm waitin' for Arnold to show up.

Y'listenin' to me, son?

:D

dungeonmistress
06-16-2012, 06:06 PM
Ah'm waitin', ah said ah'm waitin' for Arnold to show up.

Y'listenin' to me, son?

:D

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo291/crsblank/cartoons/FL8.jpg

tsoden
06-16-2012, 06:36 PM
ezralevant.com/U%20of%20C%20demand%20letter.pdf

I don't get it....

shoyboy69
06-16-2012, 07:08 PM
lmao funny ass pics

YakisobaPalmer
06-16-2012, 10:16 PM
Farmer wanted me to share this document, he says it may confuse now but the one to follow will end with complete understanding and shock.
swhospice.com/filecabinet/205

Dave76
06-17-2012, 07:47 AM
During the tussle his computer fell off his desk and landed in a vat of acid so the document is lost.
Bad planning on Farmer's part. Always keep your vats of acid away from the computer! I thought everyone knew that.

hochspeyer
06-17-2012, 08:03 AM
(*yawn)

cowboybiker
06-17-2012, 08:11 AM
Bad news all around. his computer fell off his desk and landed in a vat of acid http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o6gk6U8z1qbgfd9.gif

tmonkey
06-17-2012, 08:20 AM
http://www.comics101.com/comics101//images/view.php?src=../news/Comics%20101/97/punks.jpg&w=

tmonkey
06-17-2012, 08:30 AM
http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/97/pushing.jpg

cowboybiker
06-17-2012, 08:51 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/gtfop1.gif

litljay
06-17-2012, 09:55 AM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/negged/grand/79677759_negged_gif.gif

YakisobaPalmer
06-17-2012, 10:47 AM
I was just about to press send when my door on my small Japanese apartment was kicked in. Luckily I was in the bathroom so I was able to escape through the window, I am now on a train headed to Kyoto where I am to receive instructions from Farmer. I don't know the full details but I heard that the vehicle he was detained in flipped on the way to headquarters and he managed to escape. He's somewhere in Florida. I really hope some of you haven't been sitting here waiting for the documents for the last couple of days. We ask that you please be patient as we will be posting these stunning and shocking documents someway, somehow.

tmonkey
06-17-2012, 10:52 AM
http://www.comics101.com/comics101//images/view.php?src=../news/Comics%20101/97/stretch.jpg&w=

Dave76
06-17-2012, 11:35 AM
We ask that you please be patient as we will be posting these stunning and shocking documents someway, somehow.
No problem, Yakisoba. You guys are obviously in mortal danger, all because you are trying to keep us informed. The least we can do is be patient.

tmonkey
06-17-2012, 11:55 AM
http://www.comics101.com/comics101//images/view.php?src=../news/Comics%20101/97/freak.jpg&w=

Nikonguy
06-17-2012, 12:31 PM
I don't get it....

Hmmmm, I believe that is the letterhead of Toronto Bruce's old family attorney.


The plot thickens faster than Jay Cutler's waist.

YakisobaPalmer
06-17-2012, 04:22 PM
Quick update, I only have seconds. Farmer tragically lost his hands in the escape and as he was trying post the document from a kinkos outlet he stump smashed enter but not really in control he accidentally hit the back button, before he could stump smash send again a very small Asian man with large glasses grabbed his external hard drive and ran out the door and down the street with it. It has a tracking device so I am on a plane right now to meet up with Farmer so we can track this son of a bitch down and finally get these files for your eyes. Again thanks for all your cooperation.

tmonkey
06-17-2012, 04:36 PM
http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/97/rug.jpg

Brackneyc
06-17-2012, 04:44 PM
BTM is in the house

Frnkd
06-17-2012, 04:55 PM
Don't tell me that Farmer is a Nigerian prince..........cause he already owes me that million dollars he promised.

I know you have it cause you cashed my check!!!!!!

tmonkey
06-17-2012, 05:25 PM
http://www.comics101.com/comics101//images/view.php?src=../news/Comics%20101/97/bounce.jpg&w=

broad.stance
06-17-2012, 06:03 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4xu1bMk581qb00rwo1_500.gif

GuyJin
06-17-2012, 06:05 PM
Plastic man rocks. YP/BTM sucks.

Come up with something original, willya?

BTM, saving his (imaginary) world one neg at a time.....

pharmamarketer
06-17-2012, 06:36 PM
I really hope some of you haven't been sitting here waiting for the documents for the last couple of days.

Damn

YakisobaPalmer
06-17-2012, 06:51 PM
Finally able to bring some good news, first off Farmer wants to apologize for these unforeseen delays. He has duck taped sticks for fingers, half of his head is missing yet he is more upset for making you guys wait. Anyway we picked up a signal and are outside of Minh Ho's all you can eat fish and onion rings shop and will be going in to retrieve the hard drive, so expect the documents shortly.

so-tex
06-17-2012, 06:54 PM
That is great news. I was about to call 911.

cowboybiker
06-17-2012, 08:48 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkx2fs187h1qdvrrxo1_500.jpg

GuyJin
06-18-2012, 03:32 AM
"Minh Ho's"???

That doesn't sound Japanese at all. Are you sure you're still posting from Japan? Something isn't quite right with this scenario.....

:D