View Full Version : Possible suicide....

06-06-2012, 03:24 PM
Just saw this pop up in my fb feed.

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want
to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents just hate me dressing up like a girl........".
The authorities think she may have been pushed.

06-06-2012, 05:16 PM
LOL! reppped.

06-06-2012, 07:15 PM
My father is gonna get a laugh from this one.


06-06-2012, 08:30 PM
Reminds me of this:

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt264/kaiserlt1/220150_10150189670889681_738479680_6991603_7524340 _o.jpg

06-06-2012, 08:36 PM
Read that B4 but it included a beej

06-06-2012, 09:16 PM
I absolute love that jarhead story!

06-07-2012, 01:07 AM
OK,both of those made me laugh.

06-07-2012, 05:47 AM
Here is a favorite of mine.


Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after
attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally
this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast
food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,"
according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong." The organizer said a group of concerned
animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and
shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to
protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at
their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact,"
said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing
leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree
with them using it.ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored
water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This,
evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on
me all day!"
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed
"surprise" at the allegations.
"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us.
They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event.
So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly
than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does
not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack
of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over
backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and
'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's
just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

WHO in the heck is stupid enough to protest against a bunch of bikers???? They are lucky this is ALL that happened to them.