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dungeonmistress
06-05-2012, 09:46 AM
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frg30c-1226137039122

mtpockets
06-05-2012, 10:04 AM
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frg30c-1226137039122

Geesh, as a porn star you think he would have chosen a "beaver house" as the way to go out.

Iceman1800
06-05-2012, 10:29 AM
Dumb question. Do badgers eat people? They haven't ruled out suicide but if he killed himself, did they drag him into their den for midnight munchies?

dungeonmistress
06-05-2012, 12:46 PM
I found the whole thing very strange from just about every angle.

Bando
06-05-2012, 01:07 PM
Sad, such a short life.

Bushmaster
06-05-2012, 02:58 PM
Sad, such a short life.

Yep.. and his career never quite grew to it's full potential. :(

GuyJin
06-05-2012, 03:12 PM
He always came up short somewhere....

dungeonmistress
06-05-2012, 03:17 PM
A very small niche must exist for dwarf porn.

GuyJin
06-05-2012, 03:20 PM
A very small niche must exist for dwarf porn.

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Yeah, and the damn badgers just took a bite out of that niche!

(Sorry, couldn't resist making a funny)

:D

Nikonguy
06-05-2012, 03:43 PM
Sorry to hear this news but just wanted to say . . . .


<----------- would pay to see Gordon Ramsay eaten by badgers.

Bushmaster
06-05-2012, 03:52 PM
A very small niche must exist for dwarf porn.

My sister has drarf-o-phobia... or whatever you want to call it. Either way she's petrified of midgets and hates them with a passion. So one year I got her a midget porn DVD for Christmas lol... :D

Her: "Eeewwww! OMG that made my skin crawl!"

Me: "Um... you do know you didn't actually have to watch it, right?" :confused:

dungeonmistress
06-05-2012, 04:02 PM
Lol! I have an aversion to garden gnomes. Unfortunately my weird brain now has locked a somewhat perversely funny image of a Gordon Ramsay dwarf.


My sister has drarf-o-phobia... or whatever you want to call it. Either way she's petrified of midgets and hates them with a passion. So one year I got her a midget porn DVD for Christmas lol... :D

Her: "Eeewwww! OMG that made my skin crawl!"

Me: "Um... you do know you didn't actually have to watch it, right?" :confused:

GuyJin
06-05-2012, 04:32 PM
On YouTube there's a funny sketch by the comedian Billy Connolly talking about dwarves or the "wee people" as he called them. Funny story he told, worth watching, and would NOT pay to watch midget/dwarf/wee person/really vertically impaired individual get et by badgers.....

Bando
06-05-2012, 04:48 PM
Despite any shortcomings he may have had, I hope his family can take some small measure of comfort knowing that he went out on his own terms.

paolo59
06-05-2012, 05:21 PM
How the hell could one end up 'deep inside' a badgers den? This is just troubling. Why would anyone deliberately crawl into a badgers den? :( If he didn't crawl into the den, did a badger find him lying around on the forest floor somewhere, and drag him in? Do badgers drag their prey into their dens? Too many unpleasant questions for a Tuesday evening! :(

Sorry the fellow is dead, needless to say.

Good grief! It's been a strange week or two. Folks chewing off other peoples faces on busy causeways, Canadian cannibals running around Europe! And now, midget porn stars found dead in a badgers den?

StressMonkey
06-05-2012, 07:07 PM
There's a market for midget Gordon Ramsay in porn? :confused:

itsagoodday
06-05-2012, 07:35 PM
I can't be the only person picturing this in the honey badger video.

Oh my gosh! Now he's got a dwarf! He's just... oh! That's so nasty! Dwarf eating badger just don't give a sh!t.

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crupiea
06-05-2012, 08:05 PM
What were you searching for when you came across this?

Not judging, just curious.

tmonkey
06-05-2012, 08:09 PM
wtf where is simpy

i am disappoint

:D

dungeonmistress
06-05-2012, 08:32 PM
What were you searching for when you came across this?

Not judging, just curious.

Actually someone else posted it on my fb feed. And being the sick fck that I am, I had to share it with all of you. :D

dungeonmistress
06-05-2012, 08:33 PM
wtf where is simpy

i am disappoint

:D

I almost posted "in b4 Simpy" but since I'm the OP I don't really think I can say that lol.

Oceanside
06-05-2012, 09:30 PM
go badgers !

drudixon
06-06-2012, 03:11 AM
I died a little inside after reading that article...

tmonkey
06-06-2012, 05:35 AM
I almost posted "in b4 Simpy" but since I'm the OP I don't really think I can say that lol.

why not ;)


in b4 simpy

Simpy
06-06-2012, 07:12 AM
When dwarfs die, Simpy gets the sadz. :(

tmonkey
06-06-2012, 07:20 AM
In after simpy :D

trymarine
06-06-2012, 09:48 AM
Looks nowt like Gordon Ramsay,his parting is on the side,Ramsays is down the middle.

tmonkey
06-06-2012, 12:31 PM
Looks nowt like Gordon Ramsay,his parting is on the side,Ramsays is down the middle.

wow, you are right!! I did not even notice that.