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FrankPalmer
06-01-2012, 06:05 PM
Not sure what I would say, need some ideas just in case we meet up.

SP1966
06-01-2012, 06:19 PM
Next to FrankPalmer he pretty f'cken awesome!

Armstrongha
06-01-2012, 06:20 PM
What his theory on life is.

Srs

mslman71
06-01-2012, 06:21 PM
What his theory on life is.
Srs

Whatever you want it to be.

(srs)

so-tex
06-01-2012, 06:44 PM
I would ask him why Frank Palmer is in banned camp.

Keltron
06-01-2012, 06:58 PM
I would say "Whaddup my N**a!?!?!?" and see if I don't end up in jail.

thomashenry
06-01-2012, 07:09 PM
Heres your Staple gun back, now go back to the community you fraud & give him a copy of George Washingtons Memoirs, now go read and be a Man

bodyhard
06-01-2012, 07:10 PM
You f'cking homo.

itsagoodday
06-01-2012, 07:35 PM
Hello!

Now that I think of it, I start all my conversations that way. I think I'm stuck in a rut.

CaptChip40
06-01-2012, 07:38 PM
I'd ask him what kind of supplements he takes.

djflex
06-01-2012, 08:09 PM
I would ask him if i could have some of my money back he spent....

urdaddyishere
06-01-2012, 08:11 PM
1) how dare you?
2) who do you think you are?
3) what gives you the right?

Probably in that order.

Korr
06-01-2012, 11:05 PM
Grow some balls, and go f'ck yourself.

SP1966
06-01-2012, 11:06 PM
I would ask him if i could have some of my money back he spent....

And he would reach into his pocket and hand you some change.

NorwichGrad
06-02-2012, 03:45 AM
Yo, prez. How come u no do squats. U no do squats for your legs, and you no do diddly squat for the country.

GuyJin
06-02-2012, 06:00 AM
Yo, prez. How come u no do squats. U no do squats for your legs, and you no do diddly squat for the country.

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We know he doesn't lift.:D

Okay, the first question I'd ask is if he had a death wish. On the off-chance he did, I'd give a fistful of quarters, send him BH's way, and upon spotting John, he'd hurl the money in his direction screaming "Jenna rocks, Jenna rocks!"

OTOH, if he didn't have a death wish, I'd ask him if he had a thing for swarthy personal trainers with immense sideburns and a taste for rice. If yes, then Keltron, you've got a new client.

If no, then I'd ask him how he can improve the American economy again with some kind of stimulus package to once again make the US the supreme economic power of the world (serious).

Iceman1800
06-02-2012, 06:58 AM
I would tell him "you have my vote"

crupiea
06-02-2012, 07:00 AM
I wouldnt ask him anything because he wouldnt tell me the truth.

He is like the guy everyone know who will say anything to women to get laid. Even embarrassing humiliating stuff.

then he talks all sorts of bs and you and everyone else knows its bs but he thinks he is the coolest one in the room.

No one trusts him and laughs at him behind his back but he is entertaining and invites himself along and usually buys beers so he comes with you most nights out.

How many guys have you known that are just like this?

pharmamarketer
06-02-2012, 07:32 AM
I don't know if I would bother (srs)

Nikonguy
06-02-2012, 08:13 AM
Hopefully someone will be asking him where his mail should be forwarded too.

bodyhard
06-02-2012, 08:28 AM
I need to update this:

Pre-him saying he agrees with gay marriage:

Yo whats up Obama You are Da man, not one president can keep up with you NOT one!! Keep doing you, best president ever!!

Post-him saying he agrees with gay marriage:

Yo Obama WTF? you are a f'cking Homo!

Brackneyc
06-02-2012, 08:38 AM
I'd probably say the same thing everyone else would say...Good to meet you sir.

Nikonguy
06-02-2012, 09:08 AM
I'd probably say the same thing everyone else would say...Good to meet you sir.

You'll be the guy the Secret Service is keeping an eye on.


Not all of them of course, some of them will be busy lining up the hookers.

waldopepper
06-02-2012, 02:20 PM
I'd say "Can you do this?"


http://i45.tinypic.com/1gna7k.jpg

flairon
06-02-2012, 02:22 PM
I wouldnt ask him anything because he wouldnt tell me the truth.

He is like the guy everyone know who will say anything to women to get laid. Even embarrassing humiliating stuff.

then he talks all sorts of bs and you and everyone else knows its bs but he thinks he is the coolest one in the room.

No one trusts him and laughs at him behind his back but he is entertaining and invites himself along and usually buys beers so he comes with you most nights out.

How many guys have you known that are just like this?

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