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flairon
05-31-2012, 03:14 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html


In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart.

cowboybiker
05-31-2012, 03:18 PM
Oh now you want to believe in zombies.

We've all been trying to warn everybody.

mslman71
05-31-2012, 03:23 PM
Time to bring up the ammo cans out of the basement.

cowboybiker
05-31-2012, 03:29 PM
Im gonna need a bigger boat.

flairon
05-31-2012, 03:29 PM
Oh now you want to believe in zombies.

We've all been trying to warn everybody.

sorry man..you were right.

Should we start at the mall...or just wait until they find us?

mslman71
05-31-2012, 03:30 PM
Okay, review, in order:

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

cowboybiker
05-31-2012, 03:33 PM
Okay, review, in order:

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army KnifeYou forgot Twinkees.

Oh, and enjoy the little things

mslman71
05-31-2012, 03:38 PM
Okay, review, in order:
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Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife
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Negative.

cowboybiker
05-31-2012, 03:42 PM
Negative.You still forgot the twinkees.

mslman71
05-31-2012, 03:44 PM
You still forgot the twinkees.

Twinkees are catabolic, dood.

Twinkies?

Twinkie?

What's the plural of Twinkie?

cowboybiker
05-31-2012, 03:50 PM
Twinkees are catabolic, dood.

Twinkies?

Twinkie?

What's the plural of Twinkie?Thats what I get for not using spellcheck.

Im going back to pics. I dont have to know how to spell ;)

Oh, And I had my first deep fried twinkie this past weekend.

Deep fried oreo's are better.

gray73
05-31-2012, 04:27 PM
I was just going to post this link in my zombie thread, CBB. :)

V-240
05-31-2012, 04:29 PM
Where's Carl?!?!?

:mad:

gray73
05-31-2012, 05:38 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32171926/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/investigators-stunned-child-dismemberment/#.T8gOptX2bIo
Another one! This one killed and dismembered her three week old son and ate his brains!

pvsampson
05-31-2012, 05:43 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32171926/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/investigators-stunned-child-dismemberment/#.T8gOptX2bIo
Another one! This one killed and dismembered her three week old son and ate his brains!

Saw that in Teen misc yesterday,from a few years ago I believe.Doesn't make it any less horrifying.Very,very sad.

gray73
05-31-2012, 05:45 PM
Saw that in Teen misc yesterday,from a few years ago I believe.Doesn't make it any less horrifying.Very,very sad.
I seen it on Facebook. My bad. I thought it just happened. It happened in 2009. Sorry everyone.
I would kill myself if I even had one thought of hurting any of my four kids. That poor kid.

MontyMagpie
06-03-2012, 11:27 AM
His girlfriend said it was voodoo.

She said it was the Voodoo hoodoo that you don't dare do.
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http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16238910

pvsampson
06-03-2012, 11:17 PM
Monty,I don't think this was a matter to be taken lightly or joked about.Poor form.

cowboybiker
06-03-2012, 11:19 PM
Monty,I don't think this was a matter to be taken lightly or joked about.Poor form.Then you havent seen my thread yet?

pvsampson
06-03-2012, 11:30 PM
Then you havent seen my thread yet?

Hmmm. Aware me.

pvsampson
06-03-2012, 11:34 PM
Ok,understood.

Now what am I going to pick on Monty for??



I suppose I should apologize to you Monty.I suppose....

DubfromGA
06-04-2012, 06:17 AM
Crazy stuff. Nothing surprises me anymore. Some folks are completely Hellbent.

jamacdon
06-04-2012, 06:27 AM
Where's Carl?!?!?

:mad:

Probably trying to find his mother, who is no doubt directing others what to do. And looking for Shane.

tmonkey
06-04-2012, 07:49 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mob3hob71qmdlvho1_500.jpg

NitrogenWidget
06-04-2012, 08:09 AM
http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/shaun-of-the-dead-plan.jpg