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flairon
05-31-2012, 11:34 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.

Granted, completely sh*t nuts...but you have to admire the resolve to throw your own intestines at someone.

Iceman1800
05-31-2012, 11:44 AM
Zombies seem to becoming more of a reality than fiction.....

britchick884
05-31-2012, 11:57 AM
Adds a whole new spin on yelling the phrase 'You want a piece of me????'

Yes I know bad joke...... I'll be going now :o

:D

Getfitfornow
05-31-2012, 11:59 AM
The walking dead for real

flairon
05-31-2012, 12:08 PM
Adds a whole new spin on yelling the phrase 'You want a piece of me????'

Yes I know bad joke...... I'll be going now :o

:D

ok...that was funny. Kind of dented..but funny. I like dented.

LisaSkinnoble
05-31-2012, 12:16 PM
That took guts.

-=FLEX=-
05-31-2012, 12:19 PM
That took guts.

Not at all what I was expecting from you...but: I C WUT U DID THAR.

:D

CaptChip40
05-31-2012, 02:48 PM
Adds a whole new spin on yelling the phrase 'You want a piece of me????'

Yes I know bad joke...... I'll be going now :o

:D





HA HA good ones

That took guts.

mslman71
05-31-2012, 02:55 PM
"Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven't been confirmed."

I'm not sure that we should limit ourselves to one option here.

JOHN GARGANI
06-01-2012, 01:10 PM
Adds a whole new spin on yelling the phrase 'You want a piece of me????'

Yes I know bad joke...... I'll be going now :o

:D

NOT A BAD JOKE!!!!

best I've heard in a while...

GuyJin
06-01-2012, 04:45 PM
"That took guts".

At least no one said "that took balls" as it might be giving someone else ideas.

I'll leave now....

:D

Bando
06-01-2012, 05:11 PM
When he gets straightened out, they should make him watch videos of the incident. I bet he doesn't have the stomach to watch them.

Bando
06-01-2012, 05:24 PM
The story is kind of superficial, I bet the police on the scene got the inside scoop.

V-240
06-01-2012, 06:44 PM
He really vented his spleen at them.

FlaIronMind
06-01-2012, 06:52 PM
Now, if he would have squared off with our resident face-eater that we had down here...yeah, that woulda been somethin'. They sound made for each other.

Bando
06-01-2012, 07:01 PM
His bail was initially set at $10,000, but he was freed on recognizance when they found he was a registered organ donor

FlaIronMind
06-01-2012, 07:01 PM
Actually he failed.

No fava beans?
No chianti?

Yeah.

Fail.

Bando
06-01-2012, 07:35 PM
He had just been laid off from his job as an organ grinder, apparently he wasn't cut out for the job

Bando
06-02-2012, 07:12 AM
I hope after searching inside himself, he finds that his heart is in the right place

wsm9808
06-02-2012, 02:51 PM
"I bet he doesn't have the guts to try that again"

My dad would say that eeevvveeerrryyy time a big bug would splat and the windshield.

dungeonmistress
06-02-2012, 11:27 PM
speaking of badass...my husband and I were walking home after getting a cup of coffee today. A couple of guys were walking towards us. One guy tells my husband - your old lady's a badass. Now, how he knew me or how badass I am, I don't know. Perhaps I know this guy but don't remember him. Maybe it's how I appear. I dunno, but goddammit he's right. I AM a badass. Not a cut my stomach and throw entrails at you badass, but badass nonetheless.

wildstreak
06-02-2012, 11:30 PM
Adds a whole new spin on yelling the phrase 'You want a piece of me????'

Yes I know bad joke...... I'll be going now :o

:D

well I lold