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AirCanada
05-10-2012, 01:33 PM
http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2012/05/10/stomach-illness-puts-bryants-status-for-game-6-in-doubt/

He has a stomach flu.

Mike Brown expects him to play, but we won't know till around an hour and a half before the game.

Be_Easy_25
05-10-2012, 01:34 PM
http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2012/05/10/stomach-illness-puts-bryants-status-for-game-6-in-doubt/

Mike Brown expects him to play, but we won't know till around an hour and a half before the game.

What caused it?

The thin air?????

-__-

BreakToBuild
05-10-2012, 01:36 PM
lol having to fraud with Jordan wannabe tactics so early in playoffs because he knows they are getting booted early in the 2nd.

jross2021
05-10-2012, 01:36 PM
What caused it?

The thin air?????

-__-

he's in Denver, your guess is as good as mine

carlos71786
05-10-2012, 01:37 PM
What caused it?

The thin air?????

-__-

i think it's pretty obvious that he went out to dinner last night, and the chef caught wind that kobe was in the building. he then stuck his finger in his butthole and tainted all of kobe's food.

sdballer5588
05-10-2012, 01:38 PM
Kobe = mentally weak

DeeBO-
05-10-2012, 01:38 PM
inb4 epic kobe's flu game

AirCanada
05-10-2012, 01:38 PM
What caused it?

The thin air?????

-__-

Edited OP...he has a stomach flu.

Misctify
05-10-2012, 01:39 PM
lol having to fraud with Jordan wannabe tactics so early in playoffs because he knows they are getting booted early in the 2nd.

Ok.

Dewey99
05-10-2012, 01:41 PM
Maybe he got poisioned by room service like he did at the Hyatt in Sacto a few years back! Either way, he's Kobe and he's playing tonight.

Lasers1
05-10-2012, 01:47 PM
He has gastroenteritis

In other words, he's gonna $hit all over the Nuggets tonight

sircharles032
05-10-2012, 01:51 PM
lol at status unknown. He'll be out there. Just trying to become more Jordanesque... nothing new here

GooBaaa
05-10-2012, 01:57 PM
inb4 kobe poops in his shorts on court

taxlawbrahh
05-10-2012, 01:59 PM
He's been vomiting all day, but apparently on the sports misc that just means he's trying to emulate jordan?

trololololol

CobyWan
05-10-2012, 02:00 PM
Kobe is going to play. We all know this.

AreolaBorealis
05-10-2012, 02:00 PM
inb4 kobe poops in his shorts on courtIt's in thin air so it would probably evaporate before any of the brown logs drop on the court.

sorry4thewait
05-10-2012, 02:02 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/2002/playoffs/news/2002/05/20/lakers_bryant_ap/


kobe for 40

taxlawbrahh
05-10-2012, 02:05 PM
kobe for 60

fixed

Lasers1
05-10-2012, 02:18 PM
He's been vomiting all day, but apparently on the sports misc that just means he's trying to emulate jordan?

trololololol

So this guy gets banned after making the only logical statement in this thread, but these trolls are still trolling?

Lol

Be_Easy_25
05-10-2012, 02:23 PM
Reminds me of that time he got a stomach virus against Sac in 2002.

Phaggot nothing going on in their fans.


Inb4 Javale gets his In-N-Out burger poisoned before game 7.

sdballer5588
05-10-2012, 02:24 PM
So this guy gets banned after making the only logical statement in this thread, but these trolls are still trolling?

Lol

You're a joke srs.

SwagUnlimited
05-10-2012, 02:25 PM
hes fukin those dirty Colorado women again

businesslawbrah
05-10-2012, 02:32 PM
WOW

What's with all these other dweebs creating a variation of my username? Remember corporatelawbrah? Welp, he's banned...Now Taxlawbrah = banned

Good thing I'm a serious poster that adds a lot to this forum.

AngMoLang
05-10-2012, 02:46 PM
He's going to win from within

sydneyalysse
05-10-2012, 04:22 PM
kobe trying to do his version of the flu game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BswHnf0xM

bertishere
05-10-2012, 05:01 PM
you're telling me a stomach flu is gonna stop kobe from playing? the guy was playing 1/4 of the season with torn ligaments in his hand

Jyeatbvg
05-10-2012, 05:29 PM
i think it's pretty obvious that he went out to dinner last night, and the chef caught wind that kobe was in the building. he then stuck his finger in his butthole and tainted all of kobe's food.
fuking phaggot you're lucky I just finished eating as I read this

mosy28
05-10-2012, 05:35 PM
you're telling me a stomach flu is gonna stop kobe from playing? the guy was playing 1/4 of the season with torn ligaments in his handEasier dealing with pain than holding in diarrhea while trying to make the game winning 3.

Lasers1
05-10-2012, 05:36 PM
Craig Sager just said he's hearing "its not looking good" from the Lakers brass about Kobe's chances to play tonight :(

LeonardShelby
05-10-2012, 05:45 PM
WOW

What's with all these other dweebs creating a variation of my username? Remember corporatelawbrah? Welp, he's banned...Now Taxlawbrah = banned

Good thing I'm a serious poster that adds a lot to this forum.

Repped for domination of the sports misc.

BullStampede
05-10-2012, 05:46 PM
in b4 Kobe plays and drops 82.

cantevenread
05-10-2012, 05:56 PM
It's amazing that no matter what, Kobe is incapable of being healthy. Does this guy really think everyone believes his endless excuses for his lack of playoff dominance?

inb4 team accomplishments.

tortlawbrah
05-10-2012, 05:58 PM
It's amazing that no matter what, Lebron is incapable of finishing games. Does this guy really think everyone believes his endless excuses for his pathetic 4th quarters??

inb4 regular season accomplishments.

fixed.

WheyneNewton
05-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Kobe threw up on the bus to the arena earlier tonight but will still play.

Kobe gonna go HAM.

cantevenread
05-10-2012, 06:09 PM
fixed.

I liked the part where you spend more time creating new bb.com accounts than you do with friends.

dankydank
05-10-2012, 06:10 PM
vintange kobe setting himself up for glory
can see the espn headlines now
despite flu and wrist/leg injuries kobe wills his team to heroic victory

tortlawbrah
05-10-2012, 06:11 PM
I liked the part where you spend more time creating new bb.com accounts than you do with friends.

Age:24
Status: Still in community college

Lasers1
05-10-2012, 06:35 PM
vintange kobe setting himself up for glory
can see the espn headlines now
despite flu and wrist/leg injuries kobe wills his team to heroic victory

ESPN dickriding Kobe?

Silly danky, we're not talking about Lebron