View Full Version : Peyton comments on Eli(bitter?)

02-09-2012, 08:37 AM
From espn:

[Dear mister im too good to call my brother back
This will be the last voicemail i ever leave your as$
Its been five days and still no word - i dont deserve it?
I know you got my last two calls
Mom and dads phone was working perfect
So this is my voicemail im leaving u...i hope u hear it
I got a bonus coming, but Irsay doesnt wanna pay
Hey Eli, i might get paralyzed, dare me to play?
You know that movie with that Keanu guy
About that guy who replaced that other guy as the star?
And then he banged some girl from the local bar?
Thats kinda how this is, you could of stopped me from leaving
Now its too late, i got teams like the Skins and Dolphins calling me
And all i wanted was a lousy super bowl shirt or a ring
I hope you know i defriended you and Jason Pierre Paul
I hate you Eli, we used to live together, think about it
You ruined it now, when you'd sleep, id fart on you and laugh about it
And when id make your lunch, id rub my balls ALL on it,
I hope you know i FUKED your prom date and Cooper joined me
See Eli (screams) shut up phaggot im trying to talk
Hey Eli, thats Caldwell screaming in the trunk
But i didnt try to save his job see I aint like you
Cause if he wins a ring or gets fired his reaction is the same for the two
Well gotta go, Im almost at Arizona now
You fuked up im in the NFC and have Larry Fitz now]

02-09-2012, 08:40 AM
worst post of the year

02-09-2012, 09:15 AM
I lol'd

02-09-2012, 09:17 AM
You do realize Eminem has more than 1 song right?

02-09-2012, 09:17 AM

02-09-2012, 09:20 AM
in on last page

02-09-2012, 09:21 AM
i LOL'D hard. hahhaha

02-09-2012, 09:24 AM
Not bad but these are getting kind of old.

02-09-2012, 09:30 AM
kind of old, but theres nothing i hate more than those hitler voiceovers. never really thought they were funny and beaten to a pulp

02-09-2012, 09:31 AM
Not bad but these are getting kind of old.

Im retiring Stan. Got a new song

02-09-2012, 09:35 AM
LOOOOOL I read the first 3 words and then stopped. The jakes on OP

02-09-2012, 10:44 AM
i lold, not gonna lie.

02-09-2012, 12:21 PM
This was actually pretty funny.


02-09-2012, 12:37 PM
You do realize Eminem has more than 1 song right?

this, plus Eminem is overrated as fuk and there are at least 5 rappers who are more skilled and many more with better music.