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TallBrah
08-16-2011, 11:54 AM
BREAKING NEWS:

Dallas Cowboys football Practice was delayed 2 hrs today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field.

Jerry Jones immediately suspened practice and called the police and FBI.

After a complete analysis FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE, practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season....

jross2021
08-16-2011, 11:55 AM
fuarking lol, damn, they're stupid.

magicmatt
08-16-2011, 12:00 PM
i hear this joke every year with the team switched around. bad job david man

mcbizkit02
08-16-2011, 12:00 PM
This is new.

bodybuilder127
08-16-2011, 12:02 PM
i hear this joke every year with the team switched around. bad job david man

This - you suck op

NYY
08-16-2011, 12:04 PM
Op heard the joke for the first time just recently was like Oh this mad cool let me show sports misc.

He made the thread and we were like REPOST BITCH.

Now Op sad on the inside.

magicmatt
08-16-2011, 12:07 PM
although it is funny as fuk the first time you hear it

rumpsicle
08-16-2011, 12:12 PM
wow did you make that up yourself? lmao! not. negged.

thegenerel
08-16-2011, 12:23 PM
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

TheHungryBear
08-16-2011, 01:06 PM
Negged and reported for repost.

|progress|
08-16-2011, 01:08 PM
fuarking lol, damn, they're stupid.You can't be serious......

Ben6485
08-16-2011, 01:34 PM
Lame op is lame

tyronebiggums69
08-16-2011, 01:46 PM
First time I heard it.

Definitely enjoyed.

davebar
08-16-2011, 02:15 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/image/you%20are%20funny%20i%20will%20kill%20you%20last/grand/i_kill_you_last.jpg (http://www.gifsforum.com/images/4106)
GIFsFORUM.com (http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gallery/you%20are%20funny%20i%20will%20kill%20you%20last)

RavenStorm
08-16-2011, 02:17 PM
This is new.

And also exciting.

mm55
08-16-2011, 02:20 PM
reps on r/c

AreolaBorealis
08-16-2011, 02:21 PM
This is dumb as fuk because the Cowboys have a Top 7 offense.