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_Tip
06-06-2011, 11:05 PM
Is on that Perma-Bulk

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NimE1RPsPFI/TdPcJ9GKp4I/AAAAAAAAD_k/N-3DRcSkZs0/s1600/Jared+Lorenzen.jpg

HumptyBrah
06-06-2011, 11:10 PM
lol what fukcing league is that?

Gator286
06-06-2011, 11:12 PM
he's always been huge

xzp
06-06-2011, 11:13 PM
hefty lefty!!!

Dude's got an arm though.

Plus he can always sub in at center if needed. I always felt he was the next jim otto, or doug flutie, or George Blanda.




(Not srs)

CarbGoo
06-06-2011, 11:13 PM
damn..da fckin michelin man is blocking for his ass!

Covy1
06-06-2011, 11:14 PM
Lorenzen was working as the GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League when he decided to return to football. Despite being well over 300lbs at the time, Lorenzen resigned as GM to become the teams starting quarterback. .[3]

awahl63
06-06-2011, 11:14 PM
lol what fukcing league is that?

It's the fat as fuk league

CarbGoo
06-06-2011, 11:17 PM
is dat one of bin laden's son in the stands???

Gator286
06-06-2011, 11:18 PM
Lorenzen was working as the GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League when he decided to return to football. Despite being well over 300lbs at the time, Lorenzen resigned as GM to become the teams starting quarterback. .[3]

lol wtf he was pushing 300 but i don't think he was over it at kentucky...

im laughing at smoe of his nicknames on wiki


Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[6][7] "Hefty Lefty",[8] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[9] "J.Load",[10] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[10][11]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[12] "Battleship Lorenzen",[13] "Butterball",[14] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[15] and "He Ate Me".[16] Twinkie Monster was also a name given to him at the Dow Event Center by fans of the Saginaw Sting.

MooseLaddin
06-07-2011, 01:37 AM
LOL at OP's picture he posted emphasis on PERMA BULK LMAO.

Acal83
06-07-2011, 03:16 AM
lol wtf he was pushing 300 but i don't think he was over it at kentucky...

im laughing at smoe of his nicknames on wiki

Its five in the morning and laughed out loud at most of those. Holy crap qbese hahaha

wsuwarrior
06-07-2011, 03:25 AM
im laughing at smoe of his nicknames on wiki

lold @ J.Load

Liangtastic
06-07-2011, 05:15 AM
lol @ "He Ate Me"

Sublime88
06-07-2011, 05:29 AM
"Pillsburry Throwboy" lmfao

SpermWhale
06-07-2011, 05:42 AM
"He Ate Me"...lolololololol

Acal83
06-07-2011, 07:45 AM
"He Ate Me"...lolololololol

Yea that is definitely the best one. I peed.

JKS4
06-07-2011, 07:49 AM
My friend plays in that league srs. Kentucky drillers.. he makes like 600 a month.

dmoneythegoat
06-07-2011, 09:36 AM
Lord of the Ring-Dings lol

Alciza
06-07-2011, 09:45 AM
Lord of the Ring-Dings lol

LoL Classic nickname

1800_Cool_Guy
06-07-2011, 11:04 AM
My boy J-Load can still move doe

KZY5PUSLSA

Lilluda_5
06-07-2011, 11:06 AM
quarter(got)back got me lol

V10Kyle
06-07-2011, 11:14 AM
lol, that dude's been fat as **** since his days at UK.

PumpAndGrow
06-07-2011, 11:16 AM
loled hard at perma bulk

Jess40
06-07-2011, 11:16 AM
lol

sok1123
06-07-2011, 11:53 AM
wowwwwww. he let himself go completely

LoCDaWg113
06-07-2011, 12:23 PM
Pillsbury Throwboy.

jvinci
06-07-2011, 01:24 PM
i remember when he came into the game for eli (can't remember if it was preseason or a blowout), but i remember this guy came in and was like WTF!?? My mind was blown that he came in to throw and not block lol

SethID
06-07-2011, 01:28 PM
look at the guy blocking for him..........mega-bulk

JCV
06-07-2011, 01:51 PM
QBese got me

bcouncil36
06-07-2011, 01:55 PM
him and Jamarcus Russel were reported as seen leaving a buffet together late last month

EDIT: strong lineman too... dude is like 97% bf

_Tip
06-09-2011, 07:35 PM
him and Jamarcus Russel were reported as seen leaving a buffet together late last month

EDIT: strong lineman too... dude is like 97% bf

lol @ 97 percent bf