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timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:07 PM
LOL people think Chara is a beast, he's like 6'8 220.

brb 6'8 270
brb faster player on the ice
brb hardest shot in the league
brb such huge wingspan, sheild the puck when I drive to the net no one can stop me
brb pummeling 5'10 190lbs white guys in fights
brb 100+ goals in a single season
brb who's wayne gretzky?
brb goat

turtle18
06-01-2011, 07:08 PM
LOL people think Chara is a beast, he's like 6'8 220.

brb 6'8 270
brb faster player on the ice
brb hardest shot in the league
brb such huge wingspan, sheild the puck when I drive to the net no one can stop me
brb pummeling 5'10 190lbs white guys in fights
brb 100+ goals in a single season
brb who's wayne gretzky?
brb goat

brb hockey is 90% skill

Mac_xX
06-01-2011, 07:08 PM
Lebron, pummel someone in a fight?

lulz, I like the guy but he's a pussy.

XZV
06-01-2011, 07:09 PM
can black people play hockey? srs never seen it

brb_ballin
06-01-2011, 07:09 PM
ya cause clearly a good basketball player would instantly know how to skate, pass, shoot etc.

you are an idiot how are you not red? negged.

Dr Miscer
06-01-2011, 07:10 PM
yea compared to NBA players Chara's not that big but i guarantee Lebron cannot even step on the ice without falling on his ass

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:10 PM
Lebron, pummel someone in a fight?

lulz, I like the guy but he's a pussy.

lol at you thinking a 6'8 270lbs black guy is going to lose to ANYONE in a fight, doesn't matter if hes a pussy. Look at george laraque. Maybe the boogeyman would've been able to take him but hes dead now.

ne12o
06-01-2011, 07:10 PM
completely agreee, LBJ would destroy everyone at hocket

its50
06-01-2011, 07:11 PM
certainly taking trolling to a new level

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:11 PM
Im not saying he could instantly play nhl and dominate, obviously now its far too late and he would suck at hockey. I meant if he had started playing hockey as a kid.

Mac_xX
06-01-2011, 07:11 PM
lol at you thinking a 6'8 270lbs black guy is going to lose to ANYONE in a fight, doesn't matter if hes a pussy. Look at george laraque. Maybe the boogeyman would've been able to take him but hes dead now.

Is this guy serious?

Trolls gonna troll I suppose.

PostMoves
06-01-2011, 07:13 PM
LOL people think Chara is a beast, he's like 6'8 220.

brb 6'8 270
brb faster player on the ice
brb hardest shot in the league
brb such huge wingspan, sheild the puck when I drive to the net no one can stop me
brb pummeling 5'10 190lbs white guys in fights
brb 100+ goals in a single season
brb who's wayne gretzky?
brb goat

hahahahahahahhahahahaa negged

Lugie
06-01-2011, 07:14 PM
hahahahahahahhahahahaa negged

Why the fawk would u neg a legend

WheyneNewton
06-01-2011, 07:16 PM
Why the fawk would u neg a legend

19 rep power

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_led76cPEmU1qdlkgg.gif

Lugie
06-01-2011, 07:17 PM
19 rep power

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_led76cPEmU1qdlkgg.gif

What unaware?

And I prefer the ass shaking gif

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:18 PM
Is this guy serious?

Trolls gonna troll I suppose.

name a player other than laraque/boogard who could take him in a fight then?

WheyneNewton
06-01-2011, 07:19 PM
What unaware?

And I prefer the ass shaking gif

was talking about the guy who negged that you quoted

http://www.gifsoup.com/view7/2585969/wallyworld-o.gif


fyi full vid is fcuking hilarious

O1tufujnbzU

Mac_xX
06-01-2011, 07:19 PM
name a player other than laraque/boogard who could take him in a fight then?

Any hockey enforcer ever.

Now please go.

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:19 PM
hahahahahahahhahahahaa negged

Rep Power: 19

Lugie
06-01-2011, 07:20 PM
was talking about the guy who negged that you quoted

http://www.gifsoup.com/view7/2585969/wallyworld-o.gif


fyi full vid is fcuking hilarious

O1tufujnbzU

Thank you :)

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:20 PM
Any hockey enforcer ever.

Now please go.

I know they are 5x tougher, but I still think the mismatch in physical attributes is bigger than the mismatch in toughness.

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:21 PM
neggers gonna neg, games back on, ttyl

JTrain306
06-01-2011, 07:28 PM
LOL people think Chara is a beast, he's like 6'8 220.

6'9" 255 actually, plus he has Slovakian bear genetics.

and LeBron is more like 250.

Lugie
06-01-2011, 07:29 PM
6'9" 255 actually, plus he has Slovakian bear genetics.

and LeBron is more like 250.

Are you white?

Monkey Helmet
06-01-2011, 07:34 PM
Im not saying he could instantly play nhl and dominate, obviously now its far too late and he would suck at hockey. I meant if he had started playing hockey as a kid.

If he started playing as a kid he'd likely have a much different build more suited for hockey.

JTrain306
06-01-2011, 07:39 PM
Are you white?
hmm. 1/4 German, but according to this forum that's not white. You?

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:48 PM
6'9" 255 actually, plus he has Slovakian bear genetics.

and LeBron is more like 250.

Charas a beast among hockey players and your average joe, but merely average among nba palyers

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 07:49 PM
If he started playing as a kid he'd likely have a much different build more suited for hockey.

exactly.

XZV
06-01-2011, 07:52 PM
hmm. 1/4 German, but according to this forum that's not white. You?

What kind of logic do you have to use to come to the conclusion German isn't white?

Jyeatbvg
06-01-2011, 07:54 PM
red, now gtfo this section troll

itzhieu270
06-01-2011, 08:00 PM
can someone post that gif of MJ playing pool?

JTrain306
06-01-2011, 08:00 PM
What kind of logic do you have to use to come to the conclusion German isn't white?

I was making a reference to the thread where Masstastic argued this for pages and made people rage.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130806063

I lol'd


can someone post that gif of MJ playing pool?

gladly

http://i.imgur.com/lAZ1L.gif

charity4thepoor
06-01-2011, 08:03 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130806063



loooooool

Vawx
06-01-2011, 08:03 PM
Sorry hockey is skill based, not genetically dominated like the NBA.

ThinLikeWhoa
06-01-2011, 08:12 PM
Im not saying he could instantly play nhl and dominate, obviously now its far too late and he would suck at hockey. I meant if he had started playing hockey as a kid.

If he started as a kid he wouldn't be 270lbs for one, two you are an idiot.

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 08:15 PM
why wouldn't he be 270? basketball/hockey are on the same level cardio wise imo

timmyfong
06-01-2011, 08:16 PM
Sorry hockey is skill based, not genetically dominated like the NBA.

strong racist.

PostMoves
06-01-2011, 08:21 PM
Rep Power: 19

looks like youre red now phaggot

Machuka
06-01-2011, 08:27 PM
this is the harest LBJ troll


whats hockey?
and LBJ is black btw.

dan213
06-01-2011, 08:57 PM
Sorry hockey is skill based, not genetically dominated like the NBA.

this

Wakiza33
06-01-2011, 08:58 PM
lmao @ 270. lebron isnt 270

Milo3
06-01-2011, 08:59 PM
The only reason why Chara plays ice hockey (minor sport) is because he'd be too slow to play soccer and he wouldn't have the skills to play basketball.

gottk2x
06-01-2011, 08:59 PM
LBJ had skills

http://vsu0929w.weebly.com/uploads/1/8/8/0/1880821/3908694.jpg

Mac_xX
06-01-2011, 09:35 PM
The only reason why Chara plays ice hockey (minor sport) is because he'd be too slow to play soccer and he wouldn't have the skills to play basketball.

Oh milo, my favorite wanna be american.

jimbogr
06-01-2011, 09:40 PM
Lol at trolls saying LBJ wouldn't be able to adapt to the skills in hockey.


BRB having the "skills" to be the GOAT NBA player

Brb having the "skills" to be a top 5 TE



BRB trolling that he couldn't ever develop the "skills" to be good in hockey cause he's black. fuking closet racists

DollarAndADream
06-01-2011, 09:42 PM
I would go as to say if the majority of NBA players were raised to play hockey from youth nearly all of them would be able to make it to the NHL

jakobi
06-01-2011, 10:29 PM
guys like you are afraid of black people..


lol at you thinking a 6'8 270lbs black guy is going to lose to ANYONE in a fight, doesn't matter if hes a pussy. Look at george laraque. Maybe the boogeyman would've been able to take him but hes dead now.

jakobi
06-01-2011, 10:31 PM
lol at little kids picking lebron

jakobi
06-01-2011, 10:32 PM
the only reason why lebron plays basketball is because he doesn't have the skills to play hockey


The only reason why Chara plays ice hockey (minor sport) is because he'd be too slow to play soccer and he wouldn't have the skills to play basketball.

jimbogr
06-01-2011, 10:34 PM
the only reason why lebron plays basketball is because he doesn't have the skills to play hockey

Or because basketball is infinitely more profitable than hockey for him?

Because he has GOAT potential in basketball?


you are so dumb for real

TakeYourMulti
06-01-2011, 10:36 PM
basketball is a loooottttttttttttttttt more simple than hockey, phaggots

jakobi
06-01-2011, 10:37 PM
lol at picking basketball because he has GOAT potential

typical grade 1 level response


Or because basketball is infinitely more profitable than hockey for him?

Because he has GOAT potential in basketball?


you are so dumb for real

Wakiza33
06-01-2011, 10:38 PM
basketball is a bit more stroking for the ego too

Plus highest paying sport