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ChillinBrah
01-02-2011, 06:57 PM
The seemingly harmless, cute little white guy, who will run rampant throughout your defense. Needless to say, they haven't been as successful...

The Rams:
http://photos.mycapture.com/STLT/894495/26866643E.jpg

The Eagles:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yCw5T7dAwno/TLHhoNpe9wI/AAAAAAAACcY/SEqb6XlhbFI/s1600/hall2.jpg

However, they haven't been so crafty in doing so, as it is obvious they are both the same guy. I mean, they even wear the same number for godsakes.....

joedirt87
01-02-2011, 07:09 PM
The Colts were using the small cuddly white man long before this new era Patriots with Brandon Stokely, and I am sure it had been done even before that. I think it goes to show that a quick intelligent small player can be just as good a weapon as the 6'6" guy with the 40 inch vert.

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 07:12 PM
If that's Danny Amendola (sp?), he was kicking ass last year. He's just got a more capable QB now.

JaxBrah
01-02-2011, 07:21 PM
The Colts were using the small cuddly white man long before this new era Patriots with Brandon Stokely, and I am sure it had been done even before that. I think it goes to show that a quick intelligent small player can be just as good a weapon as the 6'6" guy with the 40 inch vert.

The ravens won a superbowl with brandon stokely, been doing it since 2000

Big_Pete1000
01-02-2011, 07:22 PM
http://www.advocare.com/endorsers/images/large/jordan_shipley.jpg

ChillinBrah
01-02-2011, 07:32 PM
More:

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Marc+Mariani+Tennessee+Titans+v+Seattle+Seahawks+r sSDE8fHjTil.jpg

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a431/St_Louis_Fan/Football%20FT/Rookies/BrettSwain.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51s7HPPe1mL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

MenTaLPiRacY
01-02-2011, 07:33 PM
Wes Welker, Danny Amendola.. both cut from the same cloth..

FinsWin
01-02-2011, 07:36 PM
http://www.billsdaily.com/images/00pics/season/chrebetpre.jpg

Wayne Chrebet. One of the originals.

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 07:43 PM
In for token white manlet receivers

iliveinjersey
01-02-2011, 07:45 PM
http://www.billsdaily.com/images/00pics/season/chrebetpre.jpg

Wayne Chrebet. The original.

fixed

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 07:49 PM
Ed McCaffery the 90's original:

http://www.umkcsae.org/images/alumni/ed%20mccaffery.jpg

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 07:50 PM
Ed McCaffery FTW:

http://www.umkcsae.org/images/alumni/ed%20mccaffery.jpg
He was like 6'5". You fail.

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 07:53 PM
He was like 6'5". You fail.

He sure is white, though. Also, played with grandfathered-in unapproved Pop Warner shoulder pads.

captain_marvel
01-02-2011, 07:56 PM
The problem is it isnt a race thing. You're trained to think it is though.


Welker,Woodhead, coach BB -- short, white, legit

others, other coaches -- just short, white

Its a legit thing, not a race thing.

/thread

spirit3530
01-02-2011, 07:56 PM
Kevin Curtis


http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000X2jljhpM._E/s

DontRevMe
01-02-2011, 08:01 PM
umm, chad hall is playing today because they are sitting starters.

Archanic
01-02-2011, 08:01 PM
The Dolphins have a white wide out, Brain Hartline, who is actually some what decent in their terrible offense.

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 08:02 PM
The problem is it isnt a race thing. You're trained to think it is though.


Welker,Woodhead, coach BB -- short, white, legit

others, other coaches -- just short, white

Its a legit thing, not a race thing.

/thread

I know race has nothing to do with it. Only a moron would think how much pigment a person's skin produces has any affect on their athletic abilities. I just wanted to contribute to the pantheon of talented white wide receivers.

As for Welker, he was the best receiver the Dolphins had the season before they traded him. With as ****ty as their offense was and how well he played, I still can't understand why they willingly traded him intra-division to BB no less.

PRO TIP: If BB is interested in acquiring your unassuming possession receiver, DON'T DO IT!

cramron
01-02-2011, 08:05 PM
i'll take a 5'6" 230 lb fat white guy over a 6'5" 235 lb black guy that has 4% bf.


white guys are less predictable on the field than blacks

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 08:05 PM
I know race has nothing to do with it. Only a moron would think how much pigment a person's skin produces has any affect on their athletic abilities. I just wanted to contribute to the pantheon of talented white wide receivers.

As for Welker, he was the best receiver the Dolphins had the season before they traded him. With as ****ty as their offense was and how well he played, I still can't understand why they willingly traded him intra-division to BB no less.

PRO TIP: If BB is interested in acquiring your unassuming possession receiver, DON'T DO IT!
Actually only a moron would think it only has to do with pigment. Blacks in America have been selectively bred to be athletes. Hence why they are superior athletes to whites.

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 08:10 PM
Actually only a moron would think it only has to do with pigment. Blacks in America have been selectively bred to be athletes. Hence why they are superior athletes to whites.


Race is just something mankind made up to divide people. The idea that black people are inherently more athletic because of their slave ancestry is absurd. For every jacked black guy there's a Fat Albert with type II diabetes. Just like white, brown, and yellow people.

cramron
01-02-2011, 08:13 PM
Actually only a moron would think it only has to do with pigment. Blacks in America have been selectively bred to be athletes. Hence why they are superior athletes to whites.MAYBE TRUE!! But keep in mind the selective breeding program that went on in Germany. Pretty soon the world is going to be filled with gigantic germans dominating sports. Germans already own the world of boxing. Maybe they'll come flood american sports next like Dirk is.

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 08:15 PM
Race is just something mankind made up to divide people. The idea that black people are inherently more athletic because of their slave ancestry is absurd. For every jacked black guy there's a Fat Albert with type II diabetes. Just like white, brown, and yellow people.
Genetically weak slaves died in the fields before they could breed. The only ones that were able to pass on their genes were the physically superior ones. Slave owners also selectively bred their slaves to ensure genetically superior workers.

brb denying evolution

captain_marvel
01-02-2011, 08:20 PM
I know race has nothing to do with it. Only a moron would think how much pigment a person's skin produces has any affect on their athletic abilities. I just wanted to contribute to the pantheon of talented white wide receivers.

As for Welker, he was the best receiver the Dolphins had the season before they traded him. With as ****ty as their offense was and how well he played, I still can't understand why they willingly traded him intra-division to BB no less.

PRO TIP: If BB is interested in acquiring your unassuming possession receiver, DON'T DO IT!

Agreed bro, wasnt preaching at you either more so at some of the other retarded comments in here.

Agreed, if BB is interested in player of yours please take it as a hint.

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 08:20 PM
Genetically weak slaves died in the fields before they could breed. The only ones that were able to pass on their genes were the physically superior ones. Slave owners also selectively bred their slaves to ensure genetically superior workers.

brb denying evolution

This guy your grandpa?

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_tv/photo/jimmy-the-greek-2jpg-17ee037b7736ebe5_large.jpg

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 08:26 PM
This guy your grandpa?

http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_tv/photo/jimmy-the-greek-2jpg-17ee037b7736ebe5_large.jpg
So are you saying that slavery is not the reason blacks are superior athletes? Then tell me, why are they?

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 08:30 PM
Please explain how I'm racist

Didn't call you racist. You just seem to believe that blacks with slave ancestry have some sort of genetic advantage. Here's what Jimmy the Greek had to say:


The black is a better athlete to begin with because he's been bred to be that way because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs. This goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trading, the owner the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black kid.

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 08:31 PM
Didn't call you racist. You just seem to believe that blacks with slave ancestry have some sort of genetic advantage. Here's what Jimmy the Greek had to say:
I edited the post before you posted this

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 08:33 PM
So are you saying that slavery is not the reason blacks are superior athletes? Then tell me, why are they?

Now that you've edited your response, I'll tell you how: THEY AREN'T. Humans are humans. The differences in their abilities have many causes, but a person's abilities are not inherent to the shade of their skin. Because one person is of a particular race does not mean they are a superior athlete (or superior at all) to another person of a different race.

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 08:35 PM
Now that you've edited your response, I'll tell you how: THEY AREN'T. Humans are humans. The differences in their abilities have many causes, but a person's abilities are not inherent to the shade of their skin. Because one person is of a particular race does not mean they are a superior athlete (or superior at all) to another person of a different race.
So football and basketball being largely dominated by blacks is just a coincidence? lolwut?

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 08:37 PM
So football and basketball being largely dominated by blacks is just a coincidence? lolwut?

Yes. It's not because black people have some secret inside track on athleticism. If they did, wouldn't they dominate ALL athletic competitions?

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 08:41 PM
Yes. It's not because black people have some secret inside track on athleticism. If they did, wouldn't they dominate ALL athletic competitions?
*sigh*

Put down the liberal manual, brah

llcoolray3000
01-02-2011, 08:42 PM
*sigh*

Put down the liberal manual, brah

Believing that a person's skin has nothing to do with their potential or abilities is a liberal point of view?

/edit: Anyway, no one is changing anyone's mind here, and I've got to go to bed.

HumptyBrah
01-02-2011, 08:48 PM
Believing that a person's skin has nothing to do with their potential or abilities is a liberal point of view?
No. Denying that slavery has resulted in American blacks being athletically superior to American whites is a thoroughly politically correct point of view, and political correctness and liberalism go hand in hand. However, painting you as a liberal is probably irresponsible on my part.

MenTaLPiRacY
01-02-2011, 10:33 PM
So football and basketball being largely dominated by blacks is just a coincidence? lolwut?

lol i dont care what anyone says, blacks are more athletic than whites.. Anyone wonder why the SEC is so good?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2361/2281183959_426ed4d2e0_o.gif

AuDre11
01-02-2011, 10:45 PM
Good job, guys. Thread derailed completely off-topic.

Lets get back to topic:

http://photos.upi.com/topics-DOLPHINS-AT-STEELERS-PRE-SEASON/a058abdd64b78fac61c3d905183860e9/W_2.jpg