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CoolStoryBros
12-23-2010, 03:15 AM
Would you take it?

Here are the facts:
-You get to control a big army of demons in a war against angels and people.
-You'll probably lose because God has hacks and uses them to win.

So, what would you do?

thickwall
12-23-2010, 03:16 AM
take the job and never look back

Queequeg
12-23-2010, 03:17 AM
"hacks" lol

Killer Wolf
12-23-2010, 03:23 AM
Do I apply on Monster.com?





http://hell.fleshless.org/bd0ebe2247ec98cbb30b1a5cabead70355871f0a.jpg

nick187
12-23-2010, 03:26 AM
Would you take it?

Here are the facts:
-You get to control a big army of demons in a war against angels and people.
-You'll probably lose because God has hacks and uses them to win.

So, what would you do?

Do I get full insurance in case I lose.

CoolStoryBros
12-23-2010, 03:28 AM
Do I get full insurance in case I lose.

I think you get the abyss, or if you prefer you get the undoing. I'd take the undoing, I'd rather be undone than be lost somewhere, nobody knows where.

Harbinger
12-23-2010, 03:32 AM
I'd take the job, then use my army to kick Satan's ass and then sit my ass in the big red chair. It is better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.

CoolStoryBros
12-23-2010, 03:44 AM
I'd take the job, then use my army to kick Satan's ass and then sit my ass in the big red chair. It is better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.

You and every other responder to this thread.

Your only option is fight heaven. Everyone's too busy to fight each other. So, decide again.

Harbinger
12-23-2010, 04:37 AM
You and every other responder to this thread.

Your only option is fight heaven. Everyone's too busy to fight each other. So, decide again.

then no

Boffothe
12-23-2010, 05:06 AM
Oh, but you haven't heard the salary yet.

Eighty THOUSAND dollars year.

ppself
12-23-2010, 08:55 AM
Just ask Al Simmons how it was.

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/cartoons/spawn/spawn_1.jpg

JoshSP1985
12-23-2010, 08:58 AM
Hell no! (pun intended)


God is all powerful are fighting against him would be futile.


Here's the same question rephrased. Would you accept a job as Satan's general in an un-winable war against god in which you'll be cast into the pits of hell for eternity upon your inevitable loss.

El Gilbro
12-23-2010, 09:00 AM
Hell no! (pun intended)


God is all powerful are fighting against him would be futile.


Here's the same question rephrased. Would you accept a job as Satan's general in an un-winable war against god in which you'll be cast into the pits of hell for eternity upon your inevitable loss.
What if you bring Satan down from the inside and accept Jesus as your savior???

Like when the Rockers broke up and Shawn Michaels went onto greatness while Marty Janetty ended up in a gutter somewhere between rehab stints?

mynameisuntz
12-23-2010, 09:04 AM
So would we be Spawn? Is that your question?

Do we get that suit?

No, no, must decline, regardless of badass suit...

nick187
12-23-2010, 09:06 AM
I think you get the abyss, or if you prefer you get the undoing. I'd take the undoing, I'd rather be undone than be lost somewhere, nobody knows where.

So I am doomed to lose the fight?

Entering a fight with the inevitable outcome already known is stupid. Unless you are a banker, the government will bail you out.

Is there a heavenly/Hell-ly lender of last resort?

Boffothe
12-23-2010, 09:25 AM
What if you bring Satan down from the inside and accept Jesus as your savior???

Like when the Rockers broke up and Shawn Michaels went onto greatness while Marty Janetty ended up in a gutter somewhere between rehab stints?

Can god create a barbershop window so thick that even he cannot put someones head through it?

JoshSP1985
12-23-2010, 09:57 AM
What if you bring Satan down from the inside and accept Jesus as your savior???

Like when the Rockers broke up and Shawn Michaels went onto greatness while Marty Janetty ended up in a gutter somewhere between rehab stints?

Lol dunno breh but I would imagine Satan would just rape your ass if you tried to do something to him. Then again he's a fallen angle so it depends how much power you would have.

amtharin
12-23-2010, 10:04 AM
What are the benefits like?? Pension, healthcare, etc??