View Full Version : Bobby Scales: Best Player in the MLB?

12-06-2010, 06:25 PM
From his Facebook


Bobby Scales had been dormant for a few months. Bobby Scales is sorry about that. Much like the majestic grizzley Bear, Bobby Scales hibernates to ensure that by Spring he maintains his superhuman strength and speed.

Bobby Scales can never be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs

Bobby Scales just had a mega fight with Isaiah Mustafa aka the Old Spice Man, and won handily. As a result, Isaiah Mustafa was required to construct a 30 foot statue of Bobby Scales made entirely out of once-used Old Spice deodorant bars. It is currently on display in the Louvre in ...Paris, in a room viewable by only Bobby Scales. Do-da do da de da-de doot.

While many have noticed that the weather has been much hotter and more humid in Chicago this summer compared to last, very few have made the observation that last year's string of comfortable sunny 75 degree days happened while Bobby Scales was living in the city of Chicago. Bobby Scales would like you to think about that.

Bobby Scales would never leave the Cubs for the Miami Heat, and he certainly wouldn't host a one hour TV special to do it. Bobby Scales has too big of a heart

Much like the band KISS, Bobby Scales likes to rock and roll all night. However, he prefers to hit inside the park home runs every day.

Bobby Scales once punched a bear in the knee. The bear's friends call him "that bear that got punched by bobby scales and lived to tell the story." Only, that's in bear language- to us, it sounds like articulated growls followed by an eerily human voice saying "Bobby Scales".

Did you know: in his heyday, Michael Jordan was called "The Bobby Scales of basketball". When MJ asked "what's a Bobby Scales," Bobby Scales magically appeared and punched Michael Jordan in the nose. The blood from this injury pooled and materialized into Scottie Pippen. Bobby Scales thinks you know how this ends

12-06-2010, 06:49 PM
Ricky Scales is better

So is Lou Collins