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beer n brats
12-06-2010, 05:23 PM
im not even a big fan of his (but respect him) but there is something about his face/swag/style that turns me on. i wanna be like tom.

buckeyenutz
12-06-2010, 05:28 PM
(no homo) tag isn't going to help you OP

sellihca
12-06-2010, 05:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/SSmstzo/Gifs/1221020552628.gif

brb_ballin
12-06-2010, 05:33 PM
never been more appropriate:
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/sjonathan02/cmonson.gif

Lugie
12-06-2010, 06:12 PM
U gay bruh!

sellihca
12-06-2010, 06:18 PM
mods, move this thread to relationship section

stevedarsh
12-06-2010, 06:21 PM
probs because he is the most alpha male on the planet. cant help but gravitate toward someone who is the best to ever play in the NFL, richer than any of us could ever hope to be, and could be a model if he wasnt an athlete. who doesn't want to have his life?

iamgenus
12-06-2010, 06:21 PM
It's alright if you want to be Tom Brady OP, but wanting him to be inside you...not so much.

feardafronfz3
12-06-2010, 06:26 PM
probs because he is the most alpha male on the planet. cant help but gravitate toward someone who is the best to ever play in the NFL, richer than any of us could ever hope to be, and could be a model if he wasnt an athlete. who doesn't want to have his life?

would rather have his life

http://seduccionysuperacion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cristiano_ronaldo.jpg

TAWS6
12-06-2010, 06:26 PM
best qb in the nfl u mad?"

sellihca
12-06-2010, 06:28 PM
would rather have his life

http://seduccionysuperacion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cristiano_ronaldo.jpg

Christiano Ronaldo > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tom brady

not even close. He's much better looking (slight homo) and known WORLDWIDE...nobody knows who brady is outside of US/canada.

stevedarsh
12-06-2010, 06:32 PM
Christiano Ronaldo > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tom brady

not even close. He's much better looking (slight homo) and known WORLDWIDE...nobody knows who brady is outside of US/canada.

http://i56.tinypic.com/29xivjo.jpg

1. MUCH better looking? More feminine maybe, if that does it for you. Greasy looking too.
2. Diminishing marginal returns. Once you're a household name for half a billion people, i dont think another half billion really matters. I don't think Tom Brady cares if people in rural china know about him.
3. You can't call Ronaldo more "Alpha" than Brady. He plays a woman's sport and looks like a chick.
4. Ronaldo could hardly be said to be the greatest who ever played the game.

iamgenus
12-06-2010, 06:34 PM
Christiano Ronaldo > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tom brady

not even close. He's much better looking (slight homo) and known WORLDWIDE...nobody knows who brady is outside of US/canada.

Yea...I'm pretty sure that's not true. Not that it matters.

BeachBrah22
12-06-2010, 06:38 PM
Hes not even the hottest Brady


http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/peter_king/11/07/quinn.debut/brady-quinn.jpg
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Zo4SPCx9LCF17M:http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2008/11/brady-quinn-110308-10.jpg&t=1
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2412/2174465980_6e34d82aa5.jpg
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2008/0425/Brady_Quinn_FINAL.jpg
http://www.bradyquinnonline.com/images/browns-bradyquinn.jpg

Advil
12-06-2010, 06:39 PM
it's not unnatural to be attracted to the GOAT

Marshstomp
12-06-2010, 06:47 PM
Favorite QB's in the NFL

1. Sam Godford
2. Tom Brady
3. Ryan Crazy Legs Fitzpatrick
4. Matthew Stafford
5. Aaron Godgers

...
...
...

9001. David Garrard (no racist)


*And yes if I could be anybody, I would be Tom Brady. Superstar wife, good looks, HOF QB, sponsored by ***...

Antonio519
12-06-2010, 06:47 PM
Christiano Ronaldo > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tom brady

not even close. He's much better looking (slight homo) and known WORLDWIDE...nobody knows who brady is outside of US/canada.

gtfo, tommy boy looks 10x better than phaggy time ronaldo

Acevedo85
12-06-2010, 06:50 PM
Itt:phaggots

rumpsicle
12-06-2010, 06:52 PM
3 Ring Tom is showing Manning who the real GOAT is.

sellihca
12-06-2010, 06:58 PM
haters gonna hate

dat face
http://www.footiewallpapers.com/pic_upload/Cristiano-Ronaldo-wallpaper-6-299x432.jpg




dem abs
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/11/20/gal_cristiano_ronaldo.jpg
dem ladies

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/2678788076_1a1dba70f8_o.jpg































http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tombrady.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/j8yvk8.jpg

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 03:48 PM
im not even a big fan of his (but respect him) but there is something about his face/swag/style that turns me on. i wanna be like tom.
Still attracted to him?

frezKo
01-30-2019, 03:54 PM
Still attracted to him?

LMAO


reps for life... It all makes sense now.

captaincuck
01-30-2019, 03:54 PM
Let's be honest, he's a great quarterback but has pretty much negative swag lol. Not handsome either, that's just a narrative created by weird New England homos


yQR3OCRZqTk

AriGhold
01-30-2019, 03:56 PM
Not surprised. Similar to the rent free crew, obsession this strong is usually sexual in nature. The only missing piece of the puzzle is if Brady and his family have a restraining order against OP.

HandstandPushup
01-30-2019, 04:00 PM
In. Lmaoooo

beer n brats
01-30-2019, 04:04 PM
Still attracted to him?

https://media.tenor.com/images/3b8b4ba5f6f98b22ed0b8c4f07d1dc50/tenor.gif

beer n brats
01-30-2019, 04:07 PM
Let's be honest, he's a great quarterback but has pretty much negative swag lol. Not handsome either, that's just a narrative created by weird New England homos


yQR3OCRZqTk

the hair transplant helped srs

https://norwoodscale.com/client1/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Tom-Brady.jpg

Vhagar
01-30-2019, 04:07 PM
Ouch

W1LLW
01-30-2019, 04:10 PM
Jesus Christ, an ethering via 8 year thread bump. Lunatic miscing on expert mode.

mike2k14
01-30-2019, 04:17 PM
Still attracted to him?

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/a6/1c/be/a61cbe5f162f971bec174950905e24f6--so-funny-funny-memes.jpg

GarthVader
01-30-2019, 04:45 PM
Okay, now this is epic.

TAWS6
01-30-2019, 05:04 PM
best qb in the nfl u mad?"

negged for posting in this section for 9 years.

beer n brats
01-30-2019, 05:06 PM
negged for posting in this section for 9 years.

you and Negatron are the only Pats fans i remember who posted during the perfect season.

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 05:10 PM
you and Negatron are the only Pats fans i remember who posted during the perfect season.Was Cober around back then? He surely would've been a fan of them.

SompletelyCober
01-30-2019, 05:41 PM
Was Cober around back then? He surely would've been a fan of them.

Would've?

You know damn well I'm a Day 1 King Brady apostle. Been a loyal pats fan my entire life.

AriGhold
01-30-2019, 05:43 PM
Would've?

You know damn well I'm a Day 1 King Brady apostle. Been a loyal pats fan my entire life.

All hail the king.

Why won’t you find those posts you were referencing from the 2016 campaign?

Redfish225
01-30-2019, 05:44 PM
Strong af 8 year bump.

SompletelyCober
01-30-2019, 05:53 PM
All hail the king.

Why won’t you find those posts you were referencing from the 2016 campaign?

If you think I'd spend my time sifting through years of your posts you're dumber than everyone here thinks you are, pal.

Your constant screeching for the last 2+ years and meme status as a triggered SJW on the misc is more than enough evidence.

Now begone with you! Back to the buzzfeed comment section.

AriGhold
01-30-2019, 05:57 PM
If you think I'd spend my time sifting through years of your posts you're dumber than everyone here thinks you are, pal.

Your constant screeching for the last 2+ years and meme status as a triggered SJW on the misc is more than enough evidence.

The problem with that argument is you have dug up posts from myself and others time and time again. You have spent plenty of time doing that. And often. The reason you aren’t now is because you got caught in a lie.

iamgenus
01-30-2019, 05:57 PM
Explains so much.

cannonballdooky
01-30-2019, 05:58 PM
Nice looking guy but he along with most QB's are DYEL mode.

Now Tim Tebow on the other hand, hnnnggg.

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 06:00 PM
GOAThawks have twice as many votes as the next closest team. The people have spoken. Crown the GOAThawks right now and skip these meaningless playoffs.



https://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/pete-carroll.gif?w=540&h=281


RIP haters

Russell has now officially ascended to the top tier of QBs with the retirement of Peyton. Ol Pete bout to run a train on the league

lololol

AriGhold
01-30-2019, 06:03 PM
lololol

Oh boy. See! It’s not that hard to pull up old posts, coper.

HoustonMiscer
01-30-2019, 06:41 PM
this explains everything

Vhagar
01-30-2019, 06:44 PM
I cant believe this has been going on for nearly 10 years

Just here on the misc. Who knows how long, or where else you post this chit at. Jesus Christ OP you’re legit the reason celebrities hire body guards. You need a hobby, other than Brady

Inb4 you try to laugh it off as just trolling Brady fans. You know that’s not true

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 06:46 PM
I cant believe this has been going on for nearly 10 years

Just here on the misc. Who knows how long, or where else you post this chit at. Jesus Christ OP you’re legit the reason celebrities hire body guards. You need a hobby, other than Brady

Inb4 you try to laugh it off as just trolling Brady fans. You know that’s not trueThere was stuff as far back as '08.

beer n brats
01-30-2019, 07:00 PM
I cant believe this has been going on for nearly 10 years

Just here on the misc. Who knows how long, or where else you post this chit at. Jesus Christ OP you’re legit the reason celebrities hire body guards. You need a hobby, other than Brady

Inb4 you try to laugh it off as just trolling Brady fans. You know that’s not true

how does that differ from the people who worship the ground he walks on? my posts must've struck someones nerve

HandstandPushup
01-30-2019, 07:00 PM
There was stuff as far back as '08.Post em all please. Need the lulz

128
01-30-2019, 07:04 PM
Holy ****, so the obsession was sexual in nature the whole time? It all makes sense now

SompletelyCober
01-30-2019, 07:07 PM
The problem with that argument is you have dug up posts from myself and others time and time again. You have spent plenty of time doing that. And often. The reason you aren’t now is because you got caught in a lie.

What's the lie?



lololol

GOAThawks had a great run and Russell is still out there dominating. Not sure what you're laughing about. At least Russell is clutch unlike that choker Brees who handed the Rams a trip to the SB.

Now that's funny. LMAO!

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 07:14 PM
What's the lie?




GOAThawks had a great run and Russell is still out there dominating. Not sure what you're laughing about. At least Russell is clutch unlike that choker Brees who handed the Rams a trip to the SB.

Now that's funny. LMAO!What team are you going to bandwagon whenever the Rams fall off a cliff?

Tyler2106
01-30-2019, 07:23 PM
I cant believe this has been going on for nearly 10 years

Just here on the misc. Who knows how long, or where else you post this chit at. Jesus Christ OP you’re legit the reason celebrities hire body guards. You need a hobby, other than Brady

Inb4 you try to laugh it off as just trolling Brady fans. You know that’s not true

His obsession with Brady is unhealthy, but he's going to act like it's not. The kid wakes up every day and makes a thread about him. Even the so called obsessed Brady fans don't do that chit.


There was stuff as far back as '08.

Please aware us. Also, rep on recharge with this bump.

SompletelyCober
01-30-2019, 07:30 PM
What team are you going to bandwagon whenever the Rams fall off a cliff?

You want me to look ahead 15+ years? We should call Miss Cleo.

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 07:31 PM
You want me to look ahead 15+ years? We should call Miss Cleo.It's funny how you always try to deflect when someone brings up your being a bandwagon bitch.

SannaBarBrah
01-30-2019, 07:35 PM
You BradyFan83 OP? Dat you?

9ufwukWgKfI

128
01-30-2019, 07:44 PM
OP's been thinking about Brady every waking moment of his life for at least 10 years

Let that sink in

BenchWellington
01-30-2019, 07:45 PM
im not even a big fan of his (but respect him) but there is something about his face/swag/style that turns me on. i wanna be like tom.

https://i.imgur.com/f6wfQdX.gif

nn586
01-30-2019, 07:50 PM
It all makes sense now, beers n brats has wanted Tom Brady's brat over the years that he's grown incredibly bitter, lol what a phaggot

beer n brats
01-30-2019, 07:53 PM
It all makes sense now, beers n brats has wanted Tom Brady's brat over the years that he's grown incredibly bitter, lol what a phaggot

He never wrote me back :(

SompletelyCober
01-30-2019, 08:04 PM
It's funny how you always try to deflect when someone brings up your being a bandwagon bitch.

How am I deflecting? You have a lot of anger, little guy. Go cry in your discord like the little bitch you are. Maybe you and captaincuck can hold each other and get through this tough time together over your internet voice chat.


http://i.imgur.com/UB1eV.gif

Vhagar
01-30-2019, 08:08 PM
how does that differ from the people who worship the ground he walks on? my posts must've struck someones nerve

How is it different?

It’s not unusual for people to spend a significant amount of time Into something or someone they like.

You spend more time trashing Brady than any Pats fan here spends worshiping the guy. And it’s not even close

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 08:25 PM
How am I deflecting? You have a lot of anger, little guy. Go cry in your discord like the little bitch you are. Maybe you and captaincuck can hold each other and get through this tough time together over your internet voice chat.


[img]http://i.imgur.com/UB1eV.gif[/ig]Yup, you're definitely deflecting, bandwagon bitch.


How is it different?

It’s not unusual for people to spend a significant amount of time Into something or someone they like.

You spend more time trashing Brady than any Pats fan here spends worshiping the guy. And it’s not even closeYou know he's just trolling, right? It's the only explanation.

nn586
01-30-2019, 08:29 PM
He never wrote me back :(

https://i.gifer.com/9Dpl.gif

beer n brats - Circa early 2016 after 8 letters to Brady and no response

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 08:41 PM
https://i.gifer.com/9Dpl.gif

beer n brats - Circa early 2016 after 8 letters to Brady and no responseBill Belichick to Sean McVay:

Dear Sean, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my playbook, my tablet and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in week 13, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the NFL office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble plays too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways…
**** it, what’s been up? How’s Jared Goff
My QB’s handsome too, soon he’ll be a grandfather
If I win another, guess what ima call it, ima name it Seany
I read about your homie Robey
So don’t feel lonely
I’ve won AND lost championships thanks to some wild ref baloney
You probably don’t hear this every day
But I’m your nicest peer
I even got your underground plays from the 08 Buccaneers
I got an office full of your playbooks and your schemes man
I like the **** you did with the Tuskers too that **** was phat
Anyways I hope you get this man Hit me back Just to chat
Truly yours, the Dark Magic Dick
This is ‘Chick

Dear Sean, you still ain’t called or texted, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s ****ed up you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your game, you didn’t have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Gronk
That’s my tight end, man, he’s 29 years old
He waited in the injury tent for 3 hours and you just said no.
That's pretty ****ty man, you're like his ****in idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Foxburough, you said if I'd write you, you would write back

Me, I'm just like you in a way
I never played football neither
I'm just a coach, coordinator and teacher
I can relate to what you're calling in your plays
So when I have a ****ty game, I just throw my surface away
Cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a hoodie with your name across the chest
Sometimes I watch film to see what my team needs
It's like chess, the strategy is such a sudden rush for me
Every play you call is real, and I respect you cause you sell it
My OC's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
He don't know you like I know you Sean, no one does,
He don't know what it was like for coaches like us growin' up, you gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest coach you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Bill
P.S, we should coach together too

DEAR MISTER I’M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS
THIS’LL BE THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
IT’S BEEN THREE SEASONS AND STILL NO WORD, I DON’T DESERVE IT
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO EMAILS
I TYPED THE ADDRESSES ON EM PERFECT
SO THIS IS MY VOICEMAIL I’M SENDIN YOU I HOPE YOU HEAR IT
I’M ON THE BUS RIGHT NOW DOIN 60 ON THE FREEWAY
HEY SEAN, I WON A FIFTH SUPER BOWL, DARE ME TO DRIVE?
YOU KNOW THAT PLAY BY PETE CARROLL IN SUPER BOWL 49
WHEN THAT COACH THAT COULDA SAVED THAT OTHER COACH FROM PASSING
BUT DIDN’T, THEN PETE CALLED IT WRONG AND IN THE GAME HE LOST IT
THAT’S KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU COULDA STOPPED ME FROM PASSING
NOW IT’S TOO LATE I’M IN MY NINTH SUPER BOWL, I’M DROWSY
AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY TEXT OR A CALL
I HOPE YOU KNOW I RIPPED ALL YOUR PLAY CALLS OFF MY WALL
I LOVED YOU SEAN, WE COULDA COACHED TOGETHER - THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOU CAN’T WIN AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
AND WHEN YOU DREAM YOU CAN’T WIN AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT
I HOPE YOUR LOSSES EAT AT YOU AND YOU CAN’T WIN WITHOUT ME
SEE, SEAN - SHUT UP BITCH, I’M TRYIN TO TALK
HEY, SEAN, THAT’S TOM BRADY SCREAMIN IN THE TRUNK
BUT I DIDN’T CUT HIM, I JUST BENCHED HIM, SEE I AIN’T LIKE YOU
CUZ IF HE HURTS HIMSELF, HE’LL SUFFER MORE AND THEN HE’LL RETIRE TOO
WELL, GOTTA GO, I’M ALMOST IN ATLANTA NOW
OH ****, I FORGOT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS **** NOW?

GarthVader
01-30-2019, 08:50 PM
He never wrote me back :(

Dear Tom,

I wrote you but you still ain’t calling. I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom.

HoganIsGOAT
01-30-2019, 09:04 PM
im not even a big fan of his (but respect him) but there is something about his face/swag/style that turns me on. i wanna be like tom.

Now it all makes sense.

Vhagar
01-30-2019, 09:04 PM
You know he's just trolling, right? It's the only explanation.

Does it matter?

10+ years of the same old poverty attempts to discredit a guy that just keeps winning

SomeGuyHear
01-30-2019, 09:26 PM
On the topic of no homo, I honestly don't think he could be a model. He's a 8/10 for me and definitely better looking than me, but I view models as 9/10 to 10/10. I know it sounds like Im a huge hater but I do think his success does elevate his status much higher (duh) but if he wasn't the goat QB I wouldnt put him on covers.

Lunatic
01-30-2019, 09:57 PM
Does it matter?

10+ years of the same old poverty attempts to discredit a guy that just keeps winningI'd actually applaud him if he's been trolling for that long. He can't seriously be as stupid as he appears to be.

beer n brats
01-30-2019, 10:03 PM
I'd actually applaud him if he's been trolling for that long. He can't seriously be as stupid as he appears to be.

When Brady retires whose nuts you gonna ride to prove your objectiveness

mike2k14
01-30-2019, 10:37 PM
Patriots fans searching through a person's old tweets & personal life when they see Tom Brady getting exposed.

128
01-31-2019, 05:04 AM
Patriots fans searching through a person's old tweets & personal life when they see Tom Brady getting exposed.

A Saints fan bumped this thread dumbass, you spend all day fantasizng about Brady too cockbreath?

AriGhold
01-31-2019, 05:07 AM
How am I deflecting? You have a lot of anger, little guy. Go cry in your discord like the little bitch you are. Maybe you and captaincuck can hold each other and get through this tough time together over your internet voice chat.


http://i.imgur.com/UB.gif

Bruh, you get wrecked in every thread you walk into.

iamgenus
01-31-2019, 05:36 AM
On the topic of no homo, I honestly don't think he could be a model. He's a 8/10 for me and definitely better looking than me, but I view models as 9/10 to 10/10. I know it sounds like Im a huge hater but I do think his success does elevate his status much higher (duh) but if he wasn't the goat QB I wouldnt put him on covers.

Doesn't no homo require no homo content?

iamgenus
01-31-2019, 05:39 AM
When Brady retires whose nuts you gonna ride to prove your objectiveness

Somebody is getting cranky. Here's something to brighten up your day?

https://i1.wp.com/www.rotostreetjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tom-brady-underwear-model.jpg?fit=445%2C445&ssl=1

Tyler2106
01-31-2019, 06:16 AM
I'd actually applaud him if he's been trolling for that long. He can't seriously be as stupid as he appears to be.

It might have started as trolling, but as of late you can tell it's more than just trolling. He'll try and say that's all it is, but his obsession, thread count, post count dedicated just to Brady has reached obsession levels, not trolling.

Having to deal with Rodgers being exposed as a fraud and Brady continually winning was just too much for him to handle.

128
01-31-2019, 06:32 AM
It might have started as trolling, but as of late you can tell it's more than just trolling. He'll try and say that's all it is, but his obsession, thread count, post count dedicated just to Brady has reached obsession levels, not trolling.

Having to deal with Rodgers being exposed as a fraud and Brady continually winning was just too much for him to handle.

This, we’re all witnessing his descent into madness via BDS

Jaydawg08
01-31-2019, 06:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/TCTqL4E.png


No Beer and Brats... this thread can't be real...


https://media.giphy.com/media/l41YfykEffZ7QM55m/giphy.gif

letmedecide
01-31-2019, 07:58 AM
I’d spoon with Tom, big or small, his call👍
Just no fork in

MBisonSon
01-31-2019, 07:59 AM
Holy **** I was reading first page and didn't realize this was an old thread til somebody said "Tommy three rings".

LMFAO at beer n brats on ***gy time.

Good job bumping this.

MBisonSon
01-31-2019, 08:12 AM
im not even a big fan of his (but respect him) but there is something about his face/swag/style that turns me on. i wanna be like tom.

(misc poster "beer n brats, smitten with Tom Brady after his 3rd championship. He would go on to win a minimum of 2 more championships.)

lsiberian
01-31-2019, 09:14 AM
I'd forgotten about this OP. Now I remember how long you've had a thing for Tom. Funny seeing Cober in here knowing how he has a similar obsession with a certain NBA player.

MBisonSon
01-31-2019, 10:41 AM
Honestly between this and Rodgers family blocking OP on social media there are some serious red flags.

Anybody ever watch "The Fan"?

Picture that except this situation is even more dangerous because OP's obsession is sexual in nature.

AriGhold
01-31-2019, 11:19 AM
Honestly between this and Rodgers family blocking OP on social media there are some serious red flags.

Anybody ever watch "The Fan"?

Picture that except this situation is even more dangerous because OP's obsession is sexual in nature.

^^^ doesn’t realize he’s guilty of the same

MBisonSon
01-31-2019, 12:31 PM
^^^ doesn’t realize he’s guilty of the same

Yawn

OK I'll bite..

How?

SSM12
01-31-2019, 12:57 PM
-bgsI9XT05c

wildchild11
01-31-2019, 06:03 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/7a61feca202f2157c61060113764003f/tenor.gif

128
02-02-2019, 03:57 AM
Honestly between this and Rodgers family blocking OP on social media there are some serious red flags.

Anybody ever watch "The Fan"?

Picture that except this situation is even more dangerous because OP's obsession is sexual in nature.

If Goaty wins tomorrow it might drive OP over the edge if 28-3 didn’t break him already

shyheimz
02-02-2019, 05:44 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lZ04FwVw54VGco/giphy.gif

nn586
02-02-2019, 09:27 AM
Bill Belichick to Sean McVay:

Dear Sean, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my playbook, my tablet and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in week 13, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the NFL office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble plays too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways…
**** it, what’s been up? How’s Jared Goff
My QB’s handsome too, soon he’ll be a grandfather
If I win another, guess what ima call it, ima name it Seany
I read about your homie Robey
So don’t feel lonely
I’ve won AND lost championships thanks to some wild ref baloney
You probably don’t hear this every day
But I’m your nicest peer
I even got your underground plays from the 08 Buccaneers
I got an office full of your playbooks and your schemes man
I like the **** you did with the Tuskers too that **** was phat
Anyways I hope you get this man Hit me back Just to chat
Truly yours, the Dark Magic Dick
This is ‘Chick

Dear Sean, you still ain’t called or texted, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad, I just think it’s ****ed up you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your game, you didn’t have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Gronk
That’s my tight end, man, he’s 29 years old
He waited in the injury tent for 3 hours and you just said no.
That's pretty ****ty man, you're like his ****in idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Foxburough, you said if I'd write you, you would write back

Me, I'm just like you in a way
I never played football neither
I'm just a coach, coordinator and teacher
I can relate to what you're calling in your plays
So when I have a ****ty game, I just throw my surface away
Cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a hoodie with your name across the chest
Sometimes I watch film to see what my team needs
It's like chess, the strategy is such a sudden rush for me
Every play you call is real, and I respect you cause you sell it
My OC's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
He don't know you like I know you Sean, no one does,
He don't know what it was like for coaches like us growin' up, you gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest coach you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Bill
P.S, we should coach together too

DEAR MISTER I’M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS
THIS’LL BE THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
IT’S BEEN THREE SEASONS AND STILL NO WORD, I DON’T DESERVE IT
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO EMAILS
I TYPED THE ADDRESSES ON EM PERFECT
SO THIS IS MY VOICEMAIL I’M SENDIN YOU I HOPE YOU HEAR IT
I’M ON THE BUS RIGHT NOW DOIN 60 ON THE FREEWAY
HEY SEAN, I WON A FIFTH SUPER BOWL, DARE ME TO DRIVE?
YOU KNOW THAT PLAY BY PETE CARROLL IN SUPER BOWL 49
WHEN THAT COACH THAT COULDA SAVED THAT OTHER COACH FROM PASSING
BUT DIDN’T, THEN PETE CALLED IT WRONG AND IN THE GAME HE LOST IT
THAT’S KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU COULDA STOPPED ME FROM PASSING
NOW IT’S TOO LATE I’M IN MY NINTH SUPER BOWL, I’M DROWSY
AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY TEXT OR A CALL
I HOPE YOU KNOW I RIPPED ALL YOUR PLAY CALLS OFF MY WALL
I LOVED YOU SEAN, WE COULDA COACHED TOGETHER - THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOU CAN’T WIN AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
AND WHEN YOU DREAM YOU CAN’T WIN AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT
I HOPE YOUR LOSSES EAT AT YOU AND YOU CAN’T WIN WITHOUT ME
SEE, SEAN - SHUT UP BITCH, I’M TRYIN TO TALK
HEY, SEAN, THAT’S TOM BRADY SCREAMIN IN THE TRUNK
BUT I DIDN’T CUT HIM, I JUST BENCHED HIM, SEE I AIN’T LIKE YOU
CUZ IF HE HURTS HIMSELF, HE’LL SUFFER MORE AND THEN HE’LL RETIRE TOO
WELL, GOTTA GO, I’M ALMOST IN ATLANTA NOW
OH ****, I FORGOT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS **** NOW?


out of reps, but lmfaooooo

beautiful

https://i.imgur.com/kcivQIP.gif?noredirect

128
02-03-2019, 08:05 PM
How hard are you gonna fap to the reigning champ tonight Stan?


6 rings hhhhnnnngggggg

iamgenus
02-03-2019, 09:40 PM
How hard are you gonna fap to the reigning champ tonight Stan?


6 rings hhhhnnnngggggg

Wonder if those salty tears make good lube or if they sting so he can feel the burn as he hate fuks himself while watching Brady hold up another Lombardi?

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 10:04 PM
Still attracted to him?

Lol.. strong.
Also hi!

Silencespeaks
02-03-2019, 10:11 PM
That is normal.

drvillain
02-03-2019, 10:13 PM
Lol.. strong.
Also hi!

wot m8

Lunatic
02-03-2019, 10:18 PM
Lol.. strong.
Also hi!Oh ****. You still post here?!

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 10:24 PM
Oh ****. You still post here?!

I do now. Nice to see a familiar!

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 10:25 PM
wot m8

Hey! Didn’t even see you there!

Lunatic
02-03-2019, 10:28 PM
I do now. Nice to see a familiar!Not too many of us old schoolers left :(

You going to be sticking around?


Hey! Didn’t even see you there!He's a piece of **** Falcon fan. He deserves to be treated with disdain, not with friendship.



EDIT

Football season is over, so he's good people again. Ignore the above.

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 10:31 PM
Not too many of us old schoolers left :(

You going to be sticking around?

He's a piece of **** Falcon fan. He deserves to be treated with disdain, not with friendship.

Haha.. fair enough. We’ll see. I always come back for a post or two every year or so, but I have no social life right now (work and school thing) and I’ve been missing Mike so I like being on here. It’s nostalgic.

Lunatic
02-03-2019, 10:33 PM
Haha.. fair enough. We’ll see. I always come back for a post or two every year or so, but I have no social life right now (work and school thing) and I’ve been missing Mike so I like being on here. It’s nostalgic.Ah, that makes sense. Just don't get sucked into the depression that is the Misc. It's nothing like it was years ago.

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 10:34 PM
Ah, that makes sense. Just don't get sucked into the depression that is the Misc. It's nothing like it was years ago.

I don’t think I could, it looks pretty desolate. Who’s even around?

Lunatic
02-03-2019, 10:36 PM
I don’t think I could, it looks pretty desolate. Who’s even around?

redraider and I see freeburn from time to time.

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 10:38 PM
I think I saw her a few months back... freeburn doesn’t ring a bell. Why are you here??

Lunatic
02-03-2019, 10:41 PM
I think I saw her a few months back... freeburn doesn’t ring a bell. Why are you here??I've been posting here for half of my life and it'd be weird not to. I mostly stick to this section these days, though.

I forget freeburn's name. He was in our group. buckeyenutz still posts here, too.

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 10:53 PM
Oh yeah I guess I saw him too... always liked them both.
And I get that. It’s been almost a decade that it’s been a part of my life in some context for almost a decade. I’m glad it lives on even though its fukking dumb now. Sorry I hijacked your bump.

Lunatic
02-03-2019, 11:04 PM
Oh yeah I guess I saw him too... always liked them both.
And I get that. It’s been almost a decade that it’s been a part of my life in some context for almost a decade. I’m glad it lives on even though its fukking dumb now. Sorry I hijacked your bump.Seeing an old friend is better than ****tting on beer n brats, so no need to apologize for anything.

An out of state bank just bought a huge portion of the BB.com headquarters, so maybe BB.com is going to close down. A bunch of employees have already been laid off.

bambiemcfly
02-03-2019, 11:06 PM
Nooooooo! That actually makes me really sad.

buckeyenutz
02-04-2019, 04:40 AM
I don’t think I could, it looks pretty desolate. Who’s even around?


redraider and I see freeburn from time to time.

https://i.giphy.com/media/xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC/giphy.gif

dizzin9
02-04-2019, 04:46 AM
im not even a big fan of his (but respect him) but there is something about his face/swag/style that turns me on. i wanna be like tom.

https://i.imgur.com/kJPJsqp.gif

tekkenbruh
02-04-2019, 05:25 AM
Seeing an old friend is better than ****tting on beer n brats, so no need to apologize for anything.

An out of state bank just bought a huge portion of the BB.com headquarters, so maybe BB.com is going to close down. A bunch of employees have already been laid off.

Wait what. What about the misc?