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dimasso69
10-20-2010, 07:01 PM
I ate so much..i matched what thigh of steel ate and licked a lollipop once..so i win! :D









Though..i have a real question, what was your largest binge..describe it:D

Italian_13
10-20-2010, 07:03 PM
I ate a whole 10lb pizza in under one hour... no lie bro

dimasso69
10-20-2010, 07:04 PM
I ate a whole 10lb pizza in under one hour... no lie bro

true italian right here^

PFsucks
10-20-2010, 07:07 PM
87,000 wtf did you eat?

brendbro
10-20-2010, 07:08 PM
I remember AGES ago I ate so much I couldn't stand up without feeling like I was going to vomit. As far as I remember I had an entire box of reeses puffs, a mighty angus from mcd's, 2 krispy kremes, a large caramel sundae and I think like 2 blocks of chocolate. As far as I remember it was all well and good until I got to the end of the reeses puffs, the milk really filled me up :)

desslok
10-20-2010, 07:12 PM
I c what you did there

Flyin Ryan
10-20-2010, 07:35 PM
Alright I'll play. Luckily enough for me, my binges weren't TOO bad... but still... it's a terrible terrible terrible mindset to be in. Thankfully I've been finished with those for a good 7-8 months. Anyway, this was my last binge:

- Large Meatlovers pizza from Pizza Hut
- Chicken breasts slathered in BBQ sauce
- Ben and Jerry's Karamel Sutra
- A couple banana nut muffins
- A few homemade peanut butter cookies
- A few peanut butter banana sandwiches
- King size Reese's Cups
- Package of chocolate chip poptarts

And probably more miniscule stuff that I can't remember.

dimasso69
10-20-2010, 07:37 PM
Alright I'll play. Luckily enough for me, my binges weren't TOO bad... but still... it's a terrible terrible terrible mindset to be in. Thankfully I've been finished with those for a good 7-8 months. Anyway, this was my last binge:

- Large Meatlovers pizza from Pizza Hut
- Chicken breasts slathered in BBQ sauce
- Ben and Jerry's Karamel Sutra
- A couple banana nut muffins
- A few homemade peanut butter cookies
- A few peanut butter banana sandwiches
- King size Reese's Cups
- Package of chocolate chip poptarts

And probably more miniscule stuff that I can't remember.

hm karamel sutra..havent seen that flavor around..i just tried mudslide was pretty good..tho i chose it over milk and cookies flavor..so im not sure if it was worth it :X

AlwaysTryin
10-20-2010, 07:39 PM
Post contest and I'd estimate about 20,000 calories in the day. I was still hungry too :(

Flyin Ryan
10-20-2010, 07:53 PM
hm karamel sutra..havent seen that flavor around..i just tried mudslide was pretty good..tho i chose it over milk and cookies flavor..so im not sure if it was worth it :X

It's all a preference thing, really.
Personally I liked Milk and Cookies better than Dublin Mudslide, but hey, you could be the complete opposite. As long as you enjoyed it, right? =D

Own3r
10-20-2010, 08:02 PM
I gained 25lb in less then a week after a comp 2 years ago, bad binge was bad..

AlwaysTryin
10-20-2010, 08:04 PM
I gained 25lb in less then a week after a comp 2 years ago, bad binge was bad..

Mine was 15kg in 10 days lol

MikeK46
10-20-2010, 08:16 PM
I gained 25lb in less then a week after a comp 2 years ago, bad binge was bad..

20lbs over the 2 days after my last contest..yea yea yea mostly waterweight but at least 6lb fat :)

Simmo0508
10-20-2010, 08:58 PM
aware

SupaaJ
10-20-2010, 09:04 PM
"....you ate so much you nearly splitcher pants. She's dressed in yellow, she says hello come sit next to me you fine fellow....you run over there without a second to give, what comes next?"

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hrdgain3r89
10-20-2010, 09:05 PM
Recent:

Hardees 1/3lb ThickBurger w/cheese + onion rings
Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme
gargantuan bowl of proats with an ungodly amount of various PB's
followed by a gargantuan bowl of various kids cereals w/prob. 2 cups 2% milk
PB covered banana
many handfuls of almonds

like Ryan said prolly other random snacks were had during said blackout binge lol ugh

hrdgain3r89
10-20-2010, 09:11 PM
"....you ate so much you nearly splitcher pants. She's dressed in yellow, she says hello come sit next to me you fine fellow....you run over there without a second to give, what comes next?"

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?
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This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chich walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

Verse Two:

You're on a mission and your wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces
No fine girls just ugly faces
Some frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin, so you're goin
Could care less about the five you're blowin
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
come sit next to me you fine fellow."
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next hey bust a move

Verse Three:

In this city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"
Girls are fakin goodness sakin
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Lookin for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on a beach perpetrating a tan
So a brother with the money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin real high rollin
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there bust a move

Verse Four:

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neat-o, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin faces pumpin
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do just bust a move

dimasso69
10-22-2010, 11:54 AM
Recent:

Hardees 1/3lb ThickBurger w/cheese + onion rings
Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme
gargantuan bowl of proats with an ungodly amount of various PB's
followed by a gargantuan bowl of various kids cereals w/prob. 2 cups 2% milk
PB covered banana
many handfuls of almonds

like Ryan said prolly other random snacks were had during said blackout binge lol ugh

i am unaware of what a gargantuan bowl is ??

EntropyIncrease
10-22-2010, 11:57 AM
17 bagels (blueberry / cinnamon raisin) for a refeed day

shot for 2 dozen but ending up passing out at ~10pm.

Tototoro
10-22-2010, 12:01 PM
17 bagels (blueberry / cinnamon raisin) for a refeed day

shot for 2 dozen but ending up passing out at ~10pm.

Haha I remember this epic day about half a year ago now....

SupaaJ
10-22-2010, 12:44 PM
This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chich walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

Verse Two:

You're on a mission and your wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces
No fine girls just ugly faces
Some frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin, so you're goin
Could care less about the five you're blowin
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
come sit next to me you fine fellow."
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next hey bust a move

Verse Three:

In this city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"
Girls are fakin goodness sakin
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Lookin for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on a beach perpetrating a tan
So a brother with the money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin real high rollin
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there bust a move

Verse Four:

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neat-o, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin faces pumpin
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do just bust a move

Atta Boy.

A simple "...hey bust a move" would've sufficed too. :D

MajorTwang
10-22-2010, 01:24 PM
Hardees 1/3lb ThickBurger w/cheese + onion rings
Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme
gargantuan bowl of proats with an ungodly amount of various PB's
followed by a gargantuan bowl of various kids cereals w/prob. 2 cups 2% milk
PB covered banana
many handfuls of almonds


I love how you have reduced-fat milk in the middle of all that :)

chud50
10-22-2010, 01:39 PM
several times i've had 4 pints of ben & jerry's ice cream, a large cheese pizza and a box of cookies... not sure the calorie count, but i know it was a ton.

ErickStevens
10-22-2010, 01:49 PM
I'm still writing the blog post in which I recount my worst ever but my current estimation pegs it at roughly 18,000 calories.

OG925
10-22-2010, 01:49 PM
just got done eating half a pumpkin pie. but im lucky there was only half left or else it would have been twice as bad.

damn time to hit the garage gym.

ev3
10-22-2010, 02:48 PM
I'm saving my cheat for Christmas :)

going to have one of these bad boys and whatever else I can get my hands on

http://i.imgur.com/bMns1.jpg

dimasso69
10-22-2010, 02:50 PM
I'm saving my cheat for Christmas :)

going to have one of these bad boys and whatever else I can get my hands on

http://i.imgur.com/bMns1.jpg

What are those called, they look gooood

stancel
10-22-2010, 02:54 PM
What are those called, they look gooood

I think it's called a chocolate orange

DerickNW
10-22-2010, 04:36 PM
What are those called, they look gooood

They're aweful. A disgrace to chocolate! Swedish dark chocolate, 65-70%, mmmmm.... Maybe throw some pb on there.....lol

trance__dreamer
10-22-2010, 06:11 PM
They're aweful. A disgrace to chocolate!

truth. i've tried to enjoy it every year but finally gave up.

Guai
10-22-2010, 06:27 PM
ohai guise wuts happenin lol

ev3
10-23-2010, 07:22 AM
What are those called, they look gooood


They're aweful. A disgrace to chocolate! Swedish dark chocolate, 65-70%, mmmmm.... Maybe throw some pb on there.....lol

What the hell? Sorry but England must get a different brand to you or something... because Terry's Chocolate Orange is simply amazing.

crono456
10-23-2010, 10:07 AM
about a gallon of ice cream. threw up and got sick afterwards though.

kingof_queens
10-23-2010, 10:21 AM
Jeeze and I thought I had bad binges!

The last food binge I ate maybe 3K calories over maintenance and I felt like I was going to die, both physically and emotionally.

I'd probably hang myself if I gained 20lbs in a week, lol.

dimasso69
10-23-2010, 12:46 PM
ohai guise wuts happenin lol

um hi?


What the hell? Sorry but England must get a different brand to you or something... because Terry's Chocolate Orange is simply amazing.

personal preference id say, i plan on trying one soon :)

smbrown3706
10-23-2010, 12:58 PM
This is a joke right...? This many calories in one "binge" = death?

DerickNW
10-23-2010, 01:06 PM
Jeeze and I thought I had bad binges!

The last food binge I ate maybe 3K calories over maintenance and I felt like I was going to die, both physically and emotionally.

I'd probably hang myself if I gained 20lbs in a week, lol.

3,00 over maintenance was your worst cheat/binge??? That's like a big burger and fries bro. Start eating!

kmal
10-23-2010, 01:26 PM
never amazingly huge binges like some of these guys. but many times i've downed an entire pound of peanut butter after overeating the entire day anyway. a whole large pizza + the rest of the days eats. and of course the "just a bunch of little things that added up to one LARGE binge"

Withoutreason
10-23-2010, 01:42 PM
I gained 25lb in less then a week after a comp 2 years ago, bad binge was bad..

brah I've just come off a binging ED, it all started after my comp, was eating 5k + a day and I'd eat most of the cals in one sitting

I was addicted to sugary foods and chocolate, hate mad cravings like never before

dimasso69
10-24-2010, 08:49 AM
3,00 over maintenance was your worst cheat/binge??? That's like a big burger and fries bro. Start eating!

Why would u encourage binging..lol..it's good that he doesn't a lot..