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LastChanceToWin
06-03-2010, 05:29 PM
I was playing basketball after the gym and it was a full court game(5 on 5). I would be open so many freaking times.

I made like 3 shots in the row and I am still left fukking open on the next play.

A few of the kids were very small/short and were not good and even they had someone playing defense on them.

Can someone explain to me why no one played defense on me?

killerthrilller
06-03-2010, 05:30 PM
best sports troll of all time

IamaMotherLover
06-03-2010, 05:33 PM
its because you're so good that the thought of playing D on you scares them....they would rather you shoot than you cross them up, dunk on them, or break their ankles with you're amazing pump faking skills

SUSprinter
06-03-2010, 05:33 PM
Just take a multi and work on your fundamentals. I'm sure they'll start passing to you in no time!

bbacn123
06-03-2010, 05:35 PM
I'll take a crack at answering this..........
























































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2pacalypto
06-03-2010, 05:48 PM
^ da fuk

my folks have that exact same painting in our dining room

BrawnySwoleman
06-03-2010, 05:48 PM
I'll take a crack at answering this.........


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I was going to say, "Because you're a 5'6 nerdy-looking white guy", but this post did that and more.

Dmoney30
06-03-2010, 05:49 PM
Kids in elementary school are immature as fukk brah, step your game up with an older group who appeciates the outside shot.

tmc.
06-03-2010, 06:01 PM
don't worry about it bro, where I play ball any black kids that walk in are immediately thought of as pro players when most of them are ballhogs, call fouls if they turn the ball over, don't run the court at all, and don't play any defense until game point and then b*tch at teammates for not playing defense

bbacn123
06-03-2010, 06:07 PM
don't worry about it bro, where I play ball any black kids that walk in are immediately thought of as pro players when most of them are ballhogs, call fouls if they turn the ball over, don't run the court at all, and don't play any defense until game point and then b*tch at teammates for not playing defense

I've always hated pick-up games. Probably because I grew up being officiated all my life. I hate the fact that I can't get to the free throw line anymore. That's the A+ part of my game. Im significantly worse without the ability to drive and get myself to the line.

TajTebwee
06-03-2010, 06:11 PM
Kids in elementary school are immature as fukk brah, step your game up with an older group who appeciates the outside shot.
haha documenting greatness

calibrah2010
06-03-2010, 06:20 PM
I've always hated pick-up games. Probably because I grew up being officiated all my life. I hate the fact that I can't get to the free throw line anymore. That's the A+ part of my game. Im significantly worse without the ability to drive and get myself to the line.

i agree people around here would hurt the **** out of you before allowing a drive to the basket. it gets rough.

89FoxBody
06-03-2010, 06:24 PM
I've always hated pick-up games. Probably because I grew up being officiated all my life. I hate the fact that I can't get to the free throw line anymore. That's the A+ part of my game. Im significantly worse without the ability to drive and get myself to the line.


This.

bbacn123
06-03-2010, 06:24 PM
i agree people around here would hurt the **** out of you before allowing a drive to the basket. it gets rough.

Yeah and I never call anything either so people hack away. I hate having to call my own sh*t. That's retarded. Wish I could still play officiated games.

Last game I ever played that was officiated I got a 4-point play though....felt good man. Nice way to end my run of officiated games.

gswarrior510
06-03-2010, 06:53 PM
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just looking at what bbacn has in his sig

bbacn123
06-03-2010, 06:56 PM
just looking at what bbacn has in his sig

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melanimal_old
06-03-2010, 07:11 PM
Brooklyn!!!!

jump_man23
06-03-2010, 07:40 PM
I've always hated pick-up games. Probably because I grew up being officiated all my life. I hate the fact that I can't get to the free throw line anymore. That's the A+ part of my game. Im significantly worse without the ability to drive and get myself to the line.

because you have no real skill so you barge through the lane and wait for a dumbass to foul you

bbacn123
06-03-2010, 07:47 PM
because you have no real skill so you barge through the lane and wait for a dumbass to foul you

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jump_man23
06-03-2010, 07:49 PM
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bbacn123
06-03-2010, 07:50 PM
....

you're the kid who shot 50% from the line and never got back on defense but thought he was a baller because he could "break yo ankles"

jump_man23
06-03-2010, 07:52 PM
you're the kid who shot 50% from the line and never got back on defense but thought he was a baller because he could "break yo ankles"

some what true

cor030
06-03-2010, 07:54 PM
I agree man. I get absolutely zero respect on the court, it's ****ing ridiculous.

Although it might be because I'm terrible at basketball. I try my best not to take many shots and just distribute the ball to people who don't suck and I'll play defense because at least I'm not bad at that. My shot sucks :\


At least I'm good at baseball lolz.

BasedPrincess
05-26-2011, 01:29 AM
can't believe they banned da gawd

LostOne287
05-26-2011, 01:36 AM
Strong bans ITT.

cor030
05-26-2011, 05:21 PM
this guy was the best troll on sports misc by far

every thread was better than the last

JTrain306
05-26-2011, 05:23 PM
fück i nearly spit out my water when I read the OP's name after reading the title



I love that he still lurks though, his last visit was 3 hours ago

cor030
05-26-2011, 05:27 PM
fück i nearly spit out my water when I read the OP's name after reading the title



I love that he still lurks though, his last visit was 3 hours ago

last I heard he was trolling some NBA forum, can't think of the name of the forum though. was posted here a while ago.