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SocratesTX
03-02-2010, 04:32 PM
I've been told that if I do fasted cardio and drink cold coffee before and when I return I should drink ice water to help burn 80% more calories. I've also been told to combine that with a high carb keto diet rich in bananas and split pea soup I can burn an extra lb. per 30 minutes and add 1" inch to my arms. I also heard that if I consume 600 grams of protein everyday that my muscles will grow at a 75% faster rate than the normal human being. I've also been told that if I eat 5000 cals over maintenance that my body will be so busy burning up the food that it will burn off 1lb. per hour of pure fat and increase my muscle size! You guys have got to try this! I went from 5'6" 120 lbs @ 50% bf to 5'11" 225 lbs. @ 6% bf in 9 hours.

Truly the most remarkable diet I have ever been on.

So my question is, do you think I I take creatine and Animal Cuts for 6 cycles in the next hour within 10 minutes of each other I can be @ 2%bf and add another 5 lbs. of muscle by 9pm tonight, totally gotta get ripped before this insane pool party tonight.

Thanks guys, I really gotta make this happen!

Insight
03-02-2010, 04:34 PM
Were the bananas organic? If not, I'm calling bullsh*t.

kevsworld
03-02-2010, 05:03 PM
This post is full of idiotic statements, such as "high carb keto diet"--an oxymoron.

phal
03-02-2010, 05:29 PM
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Insight
03-02-2010, 05:32 PM
This post is full of idiotic statements, such as "high carb keto diet"--an oxymoron.

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Kdubs50
03-02-2010, 06:08 PM
lmao

philmariani3
03-02-2010, 06:09 PM
im 100% positive only one man could do this..






... CHUCK NORRIS

FunAndSun
03-02-2010, 06:10 PM
im 100% positive only one man could do this..






... CHUCK NORRIS

That is correct.

MikeDC82
03-02-2010, 06:13 PM
Home Lipo would have so much easier!

BigBackWannabe
03-02-2010, 06:53 PM
HIGH CARB KETO DIET.....HAHA

That pool party is gonna be off the chain I bet. HAHA

big_russ
03-02-2010, 07:58 PM
I think you clicked on "Losing Fat" but meant to click on "Misc" cause this is one messed up post..

SocratesTX
03-02-2010, 08:39 PM
Lol, this actually got responses. I was just venting on all the whacked out stuff I read on here. It's amazing how complicated people try to make fat loss and how gullible they are in terms of believing a lot of the claims made by supplement manufacturers or fad diets

bfactor
03-02-2010, 08:53 PM
Lol, this actually got responses. I was just venting on all the whacked out stuff I read on here. It's amazing how complicated people try to make fat loss and how gullible they are in terms of believing a lot of the claims made by supplement manufacturers or fad diets

C'mon, you should have tried harder! It's actually kind of sad that your satirical post makes more sense than 3/4th of the threads that I read here.

mandyy87
03-02-2010, 09:01 PM
Were the bananas organic? If not, I'm calling bullsh*t.

hahahahaha nice!!!

iDrive
03-02-2010, 09:21 PM
I've been told that if I do fasted cardio and drink cold coffee before and when I return I should drink ice water to help burn 80% more calories. I've also been told to combine that with a high carb keto diet rich in bananas and split pea soup I can burn an extra lb. per 30 minutes and add 1" inch to my arms. I also heard that if I consume 600 grams of protein everyday that my muscles will grow at a 75% faster rate than the normal human being. I've also been told that if I eat 5000 cals over maintenance that my body will be so busy burning up the food that it will burn off 1lb. per hour of pure fat and increase my muscle size! You guys have got to try this! I went from 5'6" 120 lbs @ 50% bf to 5'11" 225 lbs. @ 6% bf in 9 hours.

Truly the most remarkable diet I have ever been on.

So my question is, do you think I I take creatine and Animal Cuts for 6 cycles in the next hour within 10 minutes of each other I can be @ 2%bf and add another 5 lbs. of muscle by 9pm tonight, totally gotta get ripped before this insane pool party tonight.

Thanks guys, I really gotta make this happen!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Full_of_win.jpg