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George Carlinian
11-16-2008, 11:59 AM
Post your suggestions to our future President and please no debates here- joke posts are always welcome.

Here's mine:

1. Befriend Russia wisely.
We've pissed on Russia for too long and now we've forced them to be strong-armed in defense.

2. Pull out of Iraq completely within 6 months. Nuff said!

3. Support Palestinians at least half as much as we do Israelis. Pull us out of the conflict that we don't belong in!

4. Build Afghanistans economy. We didn't do it when they dDefeated the Soviets for us and now we're back in there because of it.

5. Make a bold speech supporting Republicans who oppose bailing out the horseless carriage industry.

6. Send the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay to the International Court. No information ('secrets' they still have between their ears is worth anything. Maybe surgically implant some gps device in them secretly for the intelligence groups.

7. uniform the elections process for Federal offices. For Gods sake, get the hell away from computerized processes!

8. Get rid of the 'office of homeland security' and hold teh CIA and FBI chiefs accountable instead! While you're at it, get rid of the Dept. of Education.

9. Make the Dept. of Energy a part of your green revolution, and don't let the oil companies get away with the raping of the last 7 years. Sure, the price of oil goes up during wars but its well documented the excesses of their abuses.

10. Don't get carried away with bringing in so many of the 'old leaders' among the democratic party. Take your chances on fresh blood.

11. Bring your faith with you to the White House. Don't let the bushs and neoconservatives get away with urinating on our faith as osama does on islam.

12. Just once in your political career, in public, in front of the media, tell someone to just STFU...preferably a democrat :)