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SP1966
08-25-2008, 10:44 AM
I recently turned 42 and wanted to know, can I still do it at my age?

I mean really, is twice a day really that much to ask? The wife says yes, what say you? :D

farsscf
08-25-2008, 10:45 AM
time for an upgrade

dbx
08-25-2008, 11:08 AM
It often becomes necessary to trade in old models (well, not actual models) somewhere along the line. Older versions are often less reliable and don't perform as well as when they were new.

Of course, before any trade-ins occur, it's commonplace to compensate for the older model's diminishing function, by taking matters into your own hands. I'm sure you can find the old manual.

Capt_Lou
08-25-2008, 11:11 AM
I recently turned 42 and wanted to know, can I still do it at my age?

I mean really, is twice a day really that much to ask? The wife says yes, what say you? :D

Only twice a day????

What are you 80?

maryinmesquite
08-25-2008, 11:35 AM
who do you guys think yall are kidding .yall dont do anything twice a day unless it involves a recliner and a cold beer

SP1966
08-25-2008, 11:36 AM
who do you guys think yall are kidding .yall dont do anything twice a day unless it involves a recliner and a cold beer
Beer me...

dbx
08-25-2008, 11:42 AM
who do you guys think yall are kidding .yall dont do anything twice a day unless it involves a recliner and a cold beer

Damn, busted :(

maryinmesquite
08-25-2008, 11:47 AM
here you go guys,,kinda fits the thread





A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here

snoack
08-25-2008, 11:55 AM
who do you guys think yall are kidding .yall dont do anything twice a day unless it involves a recliner and a cold beer


Plenty of things I do 2x or more over the course of a day.

farsscf
08-25-2008, 11:57 AM
here you go guys,,kinda fits the thread





A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here

nice

IronCamp
08-25-2008, 11:58 AM
Plenty of things I do 2x or more over the course of a day.

Using the bathroom and picking your nose do not count! :p

phikappa
08-25-2008, 11:59 AM
I recently turned 42 and wanted to know, can I still do it at my age?

I mean really, is twice a day really that much to ask? The wife says yes, what say you? :D


Are you talking about lifting or bowel movements?

Capt_Lou
08-25-2008, 12:10 PM
Are you talking about lifting or bowel movements?

No lifiting speak on this board!!!

SP1966
08-25-2008, 12:17 PM
Are you talking about lifting or bowel movements?
yes

chodan9
08-25-2008, 12:27 PM
twice a day??
NOOO problem











wait, do we have to have a partner for it to count???

maryinmesquite
08-25-2008, 12:27 PM
Using the bathroom and picking your nose do not count! :p
see what came to my mind was spitting and scratching

SP1966
08-25-2008, 12:31 PM
here you go guys,,kinda fits the thread





A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here
Once again I am unable to rep you!! That is funny as heck... wait, this is the misc... that was funny as hell! :D

IronCamp
08-25-2008, 12:35 PM
see what came to my mind was spitting and scratching

That too...doesn't count!

SP1966
08-25-2008, 12:39 PM
Anybody hear the new song by Rascal Flatts, Bob That Head...

The wife and I were driving home the other night flipping radio channels when it came on... after all of 30 seconds of it my wife just shook her head and said 'Oh god, I am not going to hear the end of this for months...'

Just thought I would mention it...
:D

maryinmesquite
08-25-2008, 12:41 PM
Anybody hear the new song by Rascal Flatts, Bob That Head...

The wife and I were driving home the other night flipping radio channels when it came on... after all of 30 seconds of it my wife just shook her head and said 'Oh god, I am not going to hear the end of this for months...'

Just thought I would mention it...
:D arent they just talking about bobbing your head to the music ,, not the other thing

SP1966
08-25-2008, 12:43 PM
arent they just talking about bobbing your head to the music ,, not the other thing
You can talk about what you want, I will talk about what I want... this is after all, the misc... :D

And if she wants music to bob her head to, that is fine with me!! :D

maryinmesquite
08-25-2008, 12:44 PM
You can talk about what you want, I will talk about what I want... this is after all, the misc... :D
yes it is misc. not the wish list

SP1966
08-25-2008, 12:45 PM
yes it is misc. not the wish list
Hmmm, I read Fitty's rules, did not see that one mentioned!! :D

maryinmesquite
08-25-2008, 12:45 PM
Hmmm, I read Fitty's rules, did not see that one mentioned!! :D your poor wife deserves a medal

SP1966
08-25-2008, 12:47 PM
your poor wife deserves a medal
I cannot disagree with you Mary. I am like the Olympics, I award medals based upon performance... :D

maryinmesquite
08-25-2008, 12:50 PM
I cannot disagree with you Mary. I am like the Olympics, I award medals based upon performance... :D
somehow i bet she thinks different on this

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Fishman15
08-20-2014, 08:19 PM
Well SP, are you still trying to figure out how to do it twice per day or have you moved on to trying to do it twice per week?